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Starboytwo:
you no fit use any stupid Toto send me go jail inside bar. Abi all of una Dey mad 😡.

How you wan send me go? Na money for drink we dey discuss for bar for OPEN PLACE, you go con falsely accuse me in front of everybody? Abi how the film wan play?

Make we no Dey tolerate rubbish? Send me go jail cuz I refuse to pay money? Abori iya ee feh buru.

May you not find yourself in helpless situations. Amen.

nedekid:
I hear he dated that actress but when he left her, she invoked the issue of the past ie that little girl to send him to jail.
My brother fear woman. Small lady can send grown man to jail.
About 8 years ago in my bar, the manager asked one loud, drinking guy for his payment, since he had been arguing with her staff. The guy shouted at her, that he will slap her. Guess what this calabar lady told him? She furiously walked towards him and told him "I go use my toto send you go jail" while she said it, she slapped her crouch area!
Hmmm, omo, the whole hall went silent. Even me weh de one corner, my jaw dropped. That customer making gra gra before, got up, applogised to her, make his payment instantly. The shock was too much!
Do you know what it means for woman to tell you she will use her toto to send you to jail? It means she will Bleep anybody, from dpo, station officer, ordinary police, bigman, judge, magistrate etc without giving a hoot, since she goes not have money, she will trade what she has to achieve her aim. Man in jail!
Kai, run ohhh!!!

every day of my life, when I wake up , I’ll first read this . I have the screenshot already .

Pls between China/Russia and USA, who has more influence on crypto currency??

1. Masturbation
2. Sugar consumption ( funny how I was able to stop drinking soda for two months following one pansophist thread ) omo I just relapsed again jare.
3. lending people money and inability to say No and stand by it,

immortalcrown:
Your question is very necessary but should not have been directed to only the female gender. Brothers also need to say what they will offer their wives.

ur I-too-know too much , haba!

To restock goods, then my parents

Jamie90:
They charge 1 dollar to send USDT out, so trade with caution.

that’s not too much considering the profit one will make.

What I’m asking is the credibility of the sites my boss

RoyalRumble1:
Just decided to drop this little update for free here.
You can jump in on it but remember to check the rates first.


USDT rate/Naira;

Roqqu - 830/N (Buy)
Yellow card - 844/N (Sell)
Binance - 835 (Sell)

Thank you for this update .
Has any tried this?
That roqqu and yellow card ?
Pls identify if you have.

Make boys chop millions

At some points , you’ll need to simp to make peace. She’s your wife, you should know her weak point, capitalise on that.. Goodluck

Googledotcom:
This was how one Tinubu supporter in a vehicle I boarded with boasted that fuel price will drop below 300 very soon, that we should be patience, I was just silent looking at his ignorance. Today fuel is 700 in some fuel station. I'm sure he won't open his mouth in public again in the nearest future.

so the case would have been different if it was Obi ?

I go wait till him go born, do naming ceremony and kill am .

Absuchat:
Better wall gecko never fall for en head inside wardrobe before.... Make en just dey play.



It was here on nairaland that we read how a couple that filed for divorce came to court on matching outfits ; D
Inukwa akuko

pls share me the link

GRACEGLORY:
Look at this one too

Sí ò sí?

jackcanfield:
I don't know, but I know most men who make this mistake tend to be suicidal, especially when they realize a woman ended their story and appeasement doesn't mean you won't serve the punishment, but it helps in the healing process.

I’m the only person that understands your points .

There was a day my girl got me so angry that I almost lose my sanity.. as in my body was literally shaking I just managed to leave house and went to my pos friend at nearly junction. I was with the guy for some hours , joking and arguing stuffs and before I knew it the anger had gone and she was even calling to know where I was , begging me that she’s cooked and all that.. if I had not controlled myself that day , ha, maybe na kirikiri I go Dey now.


Anger is a very dangerous thing and if one can control it, you’ve solved 50% of your problems .

Trust me the guy go dey wish say everything na dream. Infact he fit don commit suicide self.

OgogoroFreak:
Buy only bitcoin. That is how you win.

Leave alt coins alone. The creators are using your money to buy bitcoin for themselves.

All those other nonsense will go to fvcking ZERO!

like if you agree to this point , share if you don’t .
I want to check something ..

lawani:
Of course who you meet depends on where you are, where you mix and etc and that includes the internet and etc we are not in the nineteenth century and even in the nineteenth century, a well cultured and intelligent slave can marry a princess free of charge. However what you can achieve depends majorly on what you think you can achieve but to think you must be financially well off as a man to marry is not a good policy to carry about in your head

you’re deviating from the context of discourse. Stay on the topic. Women are hypergamous !!
In this 2023 , it’s virtually impossible to match a “well-to-do lady with your pittance salary( except I don’t understand meaning of well to do again )..., infact , what you earn determines what you eat, where you live , how you look, and to a great extent, who you know!!.

Things like this pain me so much cos you deeply know what you’re saying is not corresponding to the reality.. and funnily enough , some people on here will start having quack mindset of husling for “well-to-do” women instead of husling hard on self development..

Ilekokonit:
E go get to some point where you will be staring at one another from opposite sides of the sofa and thinking inwardly that :- se na like this I go dey go. Is this all life has in stock for me going forward Na like this I go take live the rest of my life

Rotfl

Godisablealltim:
look for a rich girlfriend but make sure you you hit her very well on your first intercos. Ladies will go extra miles for u when you knack the hell outta them pussy.

lol as if you have a rich girlfriend yourself

molybdenum0012:
No 2 is wrong. The best advice should be avoid broke women. Women with money can still change his life and turn his life around, talking from experience oo. Make una no dey give useless advice

bro, stop twisting reality just to appear smart.
99.99% chances are that he can’t meet women with money while earning 25k in naija… stop watching nollywood movies. To catch quality women who have things going on for them, you need to be doing well and position yourself in a viable location .. bro reality is different from what you read online or watch from movies.. share your experience let’s hear you !

yusufmurry:
My friend (graduate) was earning 15k in a school

he’s dumb if as a graduate, he’s earning such miserable amount.
Pls don’t tell blame it on anything, blame it on him.

It’s virtually impossible to survive on 25k monthly in this present economy . Please there’s nothing anyone can say to convince me . You can’t solely survive on that amount no matter your doggedness.

Bro you’ve not got a job yet, this is not funny atall. Find means, find ways to survive . At worst you’ll manage 60k which translates to 2k daily . 25k is just 800 naira, shey u no go pay transport, u no go chop ni ? U no go blow whistle? U no go buy data ? U no go buy cloth? U no go pay rent? Except you’re seeing support and tips here and there , but 25k solely it is not possible in every sense of it, even if you Dey drink everyday!!!!!!!!.

Daviestunech:
Snoring.... because I snore alot too


To me, if u ain't snoring u not enjoying your sleep

you’re fat

Bills till you die

nnamdizen:
There is no argument anywhere sir, you may have misunderstood my post, maybe out of spite for "Nigerian men" as you have categorized us, but my two cent about the matter at hand is that we men most times dont get our priorities right especially when we are involved with the opposite sex, but they on the other hand knows exactly what they came for and how to get it, when they sense decline or reduction in the benefit they came for, or get a better offer elsewhere, they switch without looking back. That my friend is called business transaction and nothing more!

Incase no one has ever told you , you’re very smart.
I follow u

Oodua to the world

sukkot:
that whole population thing is a lie. It's not humanly possible for 45 million to become 200 million in 60 years

To achieve over 200mp with 45m population ,
2/3 of the population needs to produce 5kids every 30 years.
That’s if my math teacher sabi work

1k .
Twice in a month

soberdrunk:
How do you give 2.5 million to someone without any form of security in this present day Nigeria where everybody eyes dey red. For me to give you 2.5 million I will know you and your next of kin in and out, down to the location of your village shrine......

You know a fraudster house and family no mean say e no fit scam u o.

It all boils down to reliability and reputation. Take for example there are people I’ve run millions of naira deals with on here without seeing their pictures self.