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I don't want the domain name.

I WANT YOU!!!

Supnaija:
Mr man you shey you dey support my notion abi you dey oppose am?

How I go take support you when you don show say with this your mentality that you are also part of the problem?

Illuminatus:
Really? How effective would that be? What if they now decide to hide the thing better so you won't get to it?

How much can you hide?

Don't ever forget the saying that you can run but you cannot hide.

I think EFCC is trying to make their job easier by publicizing that information. So if you have something very dirty to hide, you better steer clear on time or else...

Supnaija:
1. I dont blame the girls, cos if i be her papa I go wipe am better slap if she choses six pack abs over six cars...I mean for this buhari period?
2. I was talking to someone yesterday and he was saying that no be money dey catch woman na sweet mouth, please can someone tell me if this is true?

See your mouth like I don't blame girls.

You wey dey talk why you dey very rich like Dangote make you use the moni epp your son-in-law

Male gold digger like you.

Mtcheewww.

Illuminatus:
And why are they publishing it? Like, does EFFCC understand that its a covert organisation? How will CIA come and be making this kinda publication? Sigh.

Don't see it as a covert operation.

See it as a 'search yourself' warning to all applicants.

Hazardd:
I hope it wouldn't lead to baby mama

No of course.

But it might lead to mama baby.

csamii:
Where is that woman that gave Abacha that forbidden fruit? I need her now.

Can't your sister do it?

Or must it specifically be an Indian olosho?

Jisos Christ!

Na wa o!

Just take a look at the number of people viewing!!!

Plus 520+ guests too!!!

Chai! Chai!! Chaaaaiiyi!!!

So na so una like sex matter abi?

Okay na.

Oga Mister OP, thank you wellu wellu

Make I see as una go still dey fückery fück unaself anyhow again after viewing these photos.

Ndi ala

I cannot tell you the course to study.

But I can tell you the course NOT to study.

Please, no matter what, don't study Yoruba.

Jisos Christ!

Look at the number of people viewing!!!

Plus including 500+ guests!!!

Chai!!!!!

Na so una like bigbreasts abi?!!

Anyway sha, as for me, e no matta weda e big or small, breastnabreast

Wow!

She's really really so so endowed!

Man!

I can't imagine the envy going on in the minds of so many of our less endowed girls right now!

Dandsome:
But when will she travel to the USA to shut critics up??

She's taking pictures with him now, but when time comes for the president to travel to the USA she'll shy away.


I'm beginning to believe that this Aisha Buhari the first lady is the one linked to the Halliburton scandal.

What do you guys think?

I think you are very stupïd.

Jisos!

Black girls too ugg ooo!!!

#TeamWhiteGirlsForLife

foolinlove:
Say yes you're ok with her dating him. Then never speak to her again.

Hmmm... you again??

You said no more love for you and yet, here you are giving love advice.

Okay... continue

According to Newton's fourth law of motion, anything that goes down will keep going down.

Very powerful illustrations

Nice job

Keep it up

foolinlove:
I recognise that. I know I won't be missed. That's why I tried killing myself before?

Anyway, not like I was asking any of you to sympathise. I was defending myself against the olosho accusation.

Hmm... na wa o!

I don't understand. You mean you tried to kill yourself or what? Over a man's love or what?

Sorry o!

This love of a thing must be a very strong thing o!

Oh, how I wish I can love

Maybe I would have tried to correct these negative thoughts that have been beclouding your judgment concerning men.

foolinlove:
It's a turn of phrase you fool. Meaning : my heart is closed and I'll never be in a relationship or have sex again.

Okay, if that's what you really want, then no problem. It's your decision. A very wise decision. You have your own life to lead. And I fully support you and wish you luck.

But just so you know, you won't be missed at all!!!

Life goes on whether you are in a relationship or not. Unfortunately, you are either too proud or too foolish (in love) to realize how irrelevantly insignificant you are in the grand scheme of life.

foolinlove:
No guy want me and I don't want them. This kitty shop is closed.

Kitty shop?

So you were selling before?

No wonder no man wants you anymore!!!

Maybe you haven't heard but no sensible man wants an ashawo as a partner.

But don't worry, okay?

I'm sure your lesbian sistas will never reject you.

Idiot!!!

foolinlove:
Women should demand to be treated properly. If man isn't willing to control his d, you have to leave him. Unfortunately, most men are useless

Unfortunately, including that man... you know na?

and most women will put up with it thinking there is nothing better.

Talk of fish brain.

I pray for future generations that women will have enough respect for themselves to get rid of all useless man in their life.

Sorry. I pray so too. So that men will see good and respectable women to marry and not these liabilities with empty brains littered everywhere

Men aren't stupid, they have self control - men just won't do anything for anyone but themselves unless they getting something in return.

Look who's talking.

A44holes.

I wish you the same.

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Thank you glo

I love this, especially that no.9 and no.16

This is very creative.

Keep it up

tunergy:
Sekem Sekem Sekem Sekem Sekem Sekem Sekem Sekem Sekem

Ahn, ahn, which kain thing be dis na?

Pesin no fit sleep again abi?

How pesin go dey call my name like dis?

Okay, I don hear.

I don show.

Wetin be dat? Why you dey call me?

Suigeneris93:
you're flattering yourself

I didn't create the topic to impress you

Yeah right.

I know you didn't create them just to impress me but at least I'm happy I know I'm now getting your attention.

Which means that next time you want to create any of these dry, ineffectual, crass and totally useless copycat photo threads of yours, you will definitely remember me and try to come up with something really really creative, interesting and funny.

Well, Suigeneris93, I think you tried harder this time around but...

Yet, I'm still not impressed.

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Oga sir, abeg e don do. Why you jus dey call my name like dis na?

Well, Suigeneris93, you try but...

I'm not impressed.

Story for the Gods.

All I know is that I have the right to decide whether to answer or not to answer.

Some people will never call you unless they WANT something from you.

They think you don't know but you do.

Na dat kain pesin you say may I pick im call?

Lai lai.

Abeg, carry your wahala dey go.

Me, I go jus park dey count the missed calls with a glee on my face as I imagine their frustration from my not answering.

One-One.

Draw No Bet.

olatunji21:
Read again but now read carefully so as to digest the information... Then spot the administration this fraud was committed..

I'm sure he didn't read before rushing off to comment.

Truth hurts...

I don't know if it happened to you Mr. HurtgenForest but assuming you're talking about your own personal experience, then I'm sorry bro...

But there's little or nothing you can do about it because she will always have that in her comparison thing in her mind. Unfortunately she has created a huge dent in your ego and it's not gonna leave your system anytime soon.

It's either you keep quiet and take it like a man

Or...

You improve on your game.

Meanwhile...

On a lighter note, do you play bets?

I ask because the name hurtgenforest sounds like a Futbol Klub

I don't understand this at all.

What's the embarrassment in buying pad, I mean common ordinary pad?

If you had said condoms, maybe I would understand.

But we know it.

Everybody knows it.

So why the hullabaloo?

James Cameron is right.

Nigeria is fantastically corrupt.

I wish I could find another fantastic word to describe the fantastical nature of the institutionalized corruption going on in this country.