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Politics › Re: Goodluck Has 73% Approval Rating ! by semid4lyfe(m): 9:30am On Mar 08, 2011
Not propaganda but the truth grin
Literature › Re: "coming To America" - Diary Of An Illegal Immigrant by semid4lyfe(m): 8:55am On Mar 08, 2011
An interesting turn of events wink

But why do I get the feeling that this is just a temporary reprieve and she's about to jump from frying pot to fire? undecided

Well, we go know how far as the story unfolds . . . . . .
Literature › Re: "coming To America" - Diary Of An Illegal Immigrant by semid4lyfe(m): 8:39am On Mar 08, 2011
Thank God I’m a naija girl. I may be a fool for love. But, I’m not a fool for a “cunny man”. If this man was trying to scare me into giving him all my money, he was mistaken. I could tell after five minutes that he just wanted to hook me, get as much money as he can and file a bunch of immigration forms that would lead to nothing. All he cared about was money. He didn’t care if I got out of my problems or not.
I knew Oliver paid for an hour’s worth of consultation. I wasn’t in a hurry to go back home. Tunde did not come home at lunch time and Sandra doesn’t get back home for another four hours. I sat back and pretended I was impressed. When my time was up, I thanked the lawyer, told him I would be back and left.
I went to a store down the block and bought a pay-as-you-go cell phone. Then, I called Oliver.
“I think I’m just going to pack my bags and go home,” I told him after I had relayed my experience with the lawyer.
“Go back home to what? Oliver barked on the phone. “To the old politician? To the job you don’t have anymore? You want people to laugh at you that you came to God’s own country and ran back home? That would be a curse.”
“I don’t know what else to do,” I replied between tears.
“I’m going to make some calls. I think I can find someone around that area to take you in temporarily. Then, we’ll go from there. Charge the phone but keep it on vibrate, okay?” Oliver instructed.
“Okay,” I responded tamely.
Oliver did not call me back. I waited all night and waited all day Saturday. Sandra tried to warm up to me all day Saturday. In the morning, she asked if I wanted to go grocery shopping with her. I told her I was tired. After lunch she offered to take me shopping at the mall. I told her I felt sick. Undaunted, she promised to take me to a “great African restaurant” for dinner the next day.
By evening, I was so disappointed at not hearing from Oliver I felt physically sick. I kept calling him but I kept getting the voice mail. For the first time since I got to America, I started believing that maybe curses do travel across oceans. Maybe my father’s curse was working.
Tunde came to my room in the night. He was worried about me. I could see it in his face. He stood by the window for a while and just stared at me. I think he believes I’m depressed.
“I get my paycheck next week. I’ll get the apartment. Okay?,” he said in a voice barely above a whisper. “Abeg, just hang on small.”
Then, he went out of the room. I must be going crazy because I think I felt a little bit sorry for him.
Oliver called again around six in the morning. I thought I was getting an electric shock in my thighs until I realized it was the cell phone vibrating.
“Oliver!” I whispered in relief, “I’ve been calling you.”
“Really? I didn’t get any missed calls,” he replied.
“I must have called you twenty times,” I insisted.
“Are you sure?” he asked.
“Yes,” I replied as I repeated the numbers.
“I am so sorry, Bose – that’s my office number. I called you from the office the first time,” he said then gave me his cell phone number.
I wrote the numbers in a few places just to make sure I never lose it.
“I found a girl in Silver Spring. It’s near Washington DC. Her name is Lorpu Johnson. She’s from Liberia. She has agreed to take you in,” Oliver continued.
“Oh, thank you so much, Oliver! God bless you!” I whispered.
“It’s about sixty miles away from where you are. Call a cab, go to the Greyhound Station then take a bus to Silver Spring. She’ll be there to meet you,” Oliver instructed.
“I will repay you for this kindness someday,” I promised.
“You can repay me by staying out of trouble in Silver Spring,” he chuckled.
“You know I will,” I assured him.
“There are many Nigerians in that area. Be careful. Some of them are trouble and you won’t know it until you’re knee deep in shit with them,” he said.
I promised him I would not talk to any Nigerian until he gave me the okay. I thanked him again and hung up.
Leaving was going to be tricky. Today is Sunday. It’s the only day Tunde does not work. He would be home when I make my move.
I went to the bathroom, turned on the shower to mask my voice then I called Greyhound. I found out I could get a seat on a bus leaving at noon. That was in about five hours. I spent the next hour and half packing, showering and plotting my escape.
I could hear Tunde and Sandra moving around downstairs. I know they won’t think anything was wrong if I don’t come downstairs to eat. I hardly ever do. At eight thirty, I dialed 411 and asked to be connected to a cab service. The driver told me he would here in thirty minutes.
Tunde and Sandra were cuddling on the couch in the living room and watching Meet The Press on the television when I came downstairs with my luggage. They looked at each other in shock then looked at me.
“What’s going on? Where are you going?” Tunde asked in shock.
“Oklahoma,” I replied. It was the first thing that came to my mind. I had no clue where Oklahoma was on the American map.
“Oklahoma! Who the hell is in Oklahoma?” Tunde asked.
“No let me blow alarm for your head O. I don leave your case for God hand. But, if you start any yeye even God no go fit help you?” I blurted out in pidgin.
Just for effect, I added in perfect English that Sandra could understand. “You have your cake but this cake is gone forever,” I told Tunde.
I would never forget the look on Tunde’s face. He looked as if he was having a heart attack. There was nothing he could do. He knew if he stopped me, I would make a scene and Sandra will find out she’d been living a lie. I had nothing to lose. He had everything to lose.
“What’s going on, baby?” Sandra quizzed Tunde.
“I think my sister has gone crazy,” Tunde managed to say.
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Education › Re: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by semid4lyfe(m): 8:17am On Mar 08, 2011
Mr Ola, help with this preposition(s) . . .among/amongst

I use them interchangeably and as the spirit leads and I'm not sure which is correct or if both are correct. Which is the correct one to use in the example below?

The movie features Ramsey Noah, Jim Iyke, Olu Jacobs, Majid Micheal ___________ others.

huhhuh? huh undecided
Politics › Re: Ribadu's Spoken English Is Very Suspect by semid4lyfe(m): 7:59am On Mar 08, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=618098.msg7860664#msg7860664 date=1299483808]Of all the insults in the world, this one I will not take.
And you ASSUMED that I can't speak Yoruba very well how? I'm prolly even more fluent than you gan sef.[/quote]Hmmm, sorry. . .I meant to say you don't understand Yoruba as well as you understand English

Evidence abound on this forum so nor let me peel your yansh o tongue cool
Phones › Nigeria Active Lines Hit 88.3M**MTN-38.6M, GLO-19.6M, Airtel-15.8M by semid4lyfe(op): 2:42am On Mar 08, 2011
Glo overtakes Airtel as MTN retains telecoms market lead * Nigeria's active lines hit 88.3m
(March 7, 2011 04:31 PM, )

SOURCE

Lagos (WorldStage Newsonline)-- Nigeria second national operator, Globacom, has emerged the number two operator by subscriber number and grossed over 3.7 million lines more than rival Airtel Nigeria, in one of the major telecoms market upsets emerging out of the 2010 telephone subscriber information released weekend by the industry regulator, the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC).

The market information, which usually offers insight into the state of things in the telecoms market as regard market performance of operators using key indicator of subscriber numbers, provides a barometer for measuring the state of health of the telecoms industry.

According to the figure pasted on the website of the regulator, Glo ended 2010 with 19,627,415 lines as against Airtel Nigeria’s 15,834,243 representing a difference of 3,793,172 lines between them. Both operators were neck-deep in the last few years and had employed a series of marketing strategies to corner substantial market share.

The result showed that no competitor has been able to match the clear market leadership of MTN that ended the year with 38,683,520 lines out of the nation’s active phone lines that totaled 88,348,026 lines and recorded a year end growth rate of 6.37 over the preceding quarter, during the period.

MTN Nigeria continues to lead the telecoms market by subscriber number and has a big margin of 19,056,105 lines separating it from Globacom, the number two player.


During its entry into the market last year, Bharti Airtel, the new owners of Airtel, had promised to match competitors strength for strength and emerge market leader in the country. The telco had also unveiled plans to commit a $600million to upgrade its network, improve service quality and drive an aggressive entry into rural and under-served areas to achieve the Nigerian market conquest.

However, the state of market performance reveals that Airtel may have ignored an equally bullish competitor in Glo which last year light up its international undersea cable, Glo 1, which it reckons will offer adequate market edge to support the introduction of new data services that will lock in existing subscribers and win new ones as the telecoms market players look beyond the traditional revenue stream from voice for survival.

Another major market upset was recorded by Etisalat, the market’s last entrant that had 6,791,986 lines at year end but showed up from this seemingly disadvantaged position with an impressive growth rate of 25.37 per cent in the last quarter of 2010.

Among the family of five GSM operators, who among them account for 91.9 per cent of Nigeria’s 88.3million active phone lines, Etisalat recorded the most bullish growth in the last quarter with 25.37 per cent followed only by Glo with 11.48 per cent. On the other hand, MTN Nigeria recorded a growth rate of 5.89 per cent while Airtel’s growth appreciated by 1.81 per cent within the period.

But the latter position is mitigated by MTN Nigeria’s decision last year to aggressively drive a rural telephony strategy that may win it new connections in rural and under-served markets in Nigeria’s geographically dispersed terrain when it signed a $400million deal with Chinese equipment supplier, Huawei Technologies.

Under the pact, MTN, known to be a traditional prospect for the high networth creme of the market says it is reviewing its strategy alongside Huawei Technologies to cover no fewer than 500 villages by the end of 2011.

The MTN-Huawei deal is generally regarded to be a response to Airtel, known to be adept at creaming off gold from the bottom of the pyramid based on its experience from not only from experience in its home country, India but its pedigree.

Airtel is currently the world’s fifth largest telecoms operator with over 207.8 million subscribers across 19 countries at the end of 2010. It is also the largest mobile phone company in India counting over 152.5 million subscribers at the end of 2010.

Another key outcome of the 2010 telecoms market duel among operators is that the Nigerian telecoms industry remains a terrain controlled by the deep pocket GSM players who at year end control 91.9 per cent market share leaving just 6.91 per cent and 1.19 per cent to mobile CDMA and fixed/fixed wireless operators respectively.

That is not likely to change soon as the CDMA market groans from rising competition from GSM operators who are equally poised to step up the game in the new year.

MTN Nigeria, realising the seeming edge offered the SNO by its wholly-owned submarine cable of Glo 1, has teamed up with in-country competitor, Vodacom of South Africa, one of the key investors in WACS, a competing cable due to land in Nigeria by mid-year.

Within the CDMA market, the smaller mobile operator are led by Visafone which accounts for 2,558,867 active lines followed by Multilinks Telkom, owned by South Africa’s Tekom with 1,454,704 lines. Starcoms trails them with 1,149,380 active lines against Reltel’s 939,145 lines during the same period.

Meanwhile, within the sector, Multilinks Telkom, which has indicated its intention to exit the Nigeria CDMA market on account of losses, accounted for the most bullish year end growth of 15.36 per cent followed by Starcomms with 9.82 per cent and Visafone with 1.52 per cent.

In the fixed/fixed wireless market, Starcomms leads with 575,417 lines followed by Multilinks Telkom with 121,834 lines and Reltel with 104,367.

The sector which accounts for 16 operators accounting for 1,050,237 active lines recorded a year end growth rate of 9.17 per cent.

At the threshold of the 10th anniversary of commercial roll out of digital mobile networks running on the GSM standard, which comes up this August, operators are shifting from aggressive ramping up of subscribers to the roll out of new data services to quench the market’s thirst for Internet and a host of other services that guarantees they keep churn at bay.

In a related development, NCC reports that total active phone lines have grown to 89,840,343 by January, this year with the GSM sector accounting for 82,618,510 lines; mobile CDMA, 6,186,442 and Fixed Wired/Wireless, 1,035,391.

During the same period, total connected lines in the telecoms market peaked at 114,628,533 with mobile GSM, 96,547,864; mobile CDMA, 12,338,686 and Fixed Wired/Wireless, 2,741,983.

The nation’s overall installed telecoms network capacity at January, this year stands at 158,256,859 with mobile GSM sector providing 131,720,867 lines; mobile CDMA, 17,187,721 lines and Fixed Wired/Wireless, 9,348,271 lines.
TV/Movies › Re: The Movie Club by semid4lyfe(m): 3:11pm On Mar 07, 2011
I thought we were doing the Oscar movies? undecided

We've still got The Fighter, Black Swan, 127 Hours etc to review abi nah?
Politics › Re: Ribadu's Spoken English Is Very Suspect by semid4lyfe(m): 7:49am On Mar 07, 2011
Isn't it funny?. . .ileke-idi is a master of the White Man's language but can't speak her native Yoruba very well.

By the way, the OP is right about Ribadu's English.

Jarus posted a thread on it not too long ago
Celebrities › Re: Uk Rock Band Named Goodluck Jonathan: Complains For Sharing Name On Twitter by semid4lyfe(m): 2:26am On Mar 07, 2011
Obviously, Amebortalk.com is another carrier of hoaxes and satirical news grin
Celebrities › Re: Glam Photos From The African Movie Academy Awards (AMAA) by semid4lyfe(m): 12:52am On Mar 07, 2011
dominique: slightly offtopic- nice to see the awards was moved away from Bayelsa state for a change.
This Nairobi event is just the Awards Nomination Night. The award itself will still hold in Yenegoa, Bayelsa State.

The African Movie Academy Awards (AMAA) hosted the 2011 AMAA Awards Nominations Night in Nairobi, Kenya on Friday 25th February 2011 at Ole Sereni Hotel in Nairobi, Kenya.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Man. United [3 - 1] On Sunday, March 6th 2011 by semid4lyfe(m): 12:03am On Mar 07, 2011
Suarez has to be the best buy of the January transfer window of the EPL. . .he was simply marvelous and a delight to watch against Man. U.

Meanwhile, Faggotson age is beginning to tell on him and he must be going senile. Did anyone notice him wanting to celebrate a chance that was almost converted?

Wetin hin dey celebrate when im team dey 3 goals down? undecided huh

Congrats to Liverpool jare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by semid4lyfe(m): 11:58pm On Mar 06, 2011
Sorry Man U.
Career › Re: Welcome To My Office by semid4lyfe(m): 11:09pm On Mar 06, 2011
netotse: my friend. . .start posting your own gist jo
You wan make I spoil the Behind corporate level of this place with my Baba Ijebu levels? grin

No worry, when I hammer, I go come gist una for here grin wink
Music/Radio › Re: Live In K S U, Dr Panam Percey Paul. . . by semid4lyfe(m): 10:54pm On Mar 05, 2011
Dr Panam Percy Paul?. . .WOW! cool

He's definitely Nigeria's Best Praise Worship Gospel Musician and his performances are always awesome
Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Your S60v3 - Part II by semid4lyfe(op): 10:11pm On Mar 05, 2011
Phones › Re: Only D Best 4 Your S60v3 - Part II by semid4lyfe(op): 3:35pm On Mar 05, 2011
viruz007:
@ semid4lyfe: how does your aed-diwnloader work? U no wat i mean. Last tym i got barred from posting. Tanx.
It has to be the one from plunder.com/kendy cos any other AED won't work.

As per setting, turn off the @ 3ik & put the yello network homepage in the field for host. Everyother space should be left blank. . .don't know about airtel.

Downloaded the 2011 Oscar Awards (mobile avi compressed version) @ dawn this morning and I'm off to watch it.
Music/Radio › Re: Can I Get Help With Lagbaja's "we Before Me" Album by semid4lyfe(m): 11:16am On Mar 05, 2011
The album is a triple-CD album and it's titled Me, We and Abami and not ''We Before Me'' as the OP calls it.

Me had tracks like ''Konko below'', ''Simple Yes or No'', ''Gra Gra'', ''Toun T'erin'', ''Feyin E'', ''Agidigbo'', etc while We had ''Me and You nor be Enemy'', ''Gengen (Rumour)'', ''Nothing for you'', ''Shake Body'', ''Suru lere'', ''Tokunbo'', ''Prayer for the Youth'' amongst others.

I've got the Me & We CDs but sadly I don't have Abami cry (the CD dedicated to Fela) which has the ''Abami to di Orisha'', and the ''Put am well well'' track that features him. . . . .I recall I wanted to buy the full album then but it had been pirated and the CD's were been sold separately by the CD sellers and Abami nor dey market that time.

If the OP really wants to get it, his best bet will be to try Alaba cos I still got a very old and scarce Plantashun Boiz ''Body and Soul'' album from there late last year.
Family › Re: Thank God With Me As I Just Put 2 Bed A Bouncing Baby Boy. by semid4lyfe(m): 1:24am On Mar 05, 2011
Congrats, blank.

Wishing you the joys of motherhood
Family › Re: Thank God With Me As I Just Put 2 Bed A Bouncing Baby Boy. by semid4lyfe(m): 1:24am On Mar 05, 2011
Congrats, blank.

Wishing you the joys of motherhood
TV/Movies › Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by semid4lyfe(m): 6:24pm On Mar 04, 2011
Finished the Fighter and I watched Lottery Ticket (2010) before going to bed last nite.

Lottery ticket is one crazy ish. . . .very funny black American movie grin.

Movie features Bow Wow, T-Pain, Ice Cube amongst others
Sports › Re: Ike Uche In Tears After Scoring ! by semid4lyfe(mod): 10:21am On Mar 04, 2011
Good news and I'm happy for him.

E nor easy to come back to form after a long injury lay off

Wishing him more goals and an injury free season

Siasia should exempt him from our nation's cup qualifier against Ethiopia but invite him for subsequent matches.
Sports › Re: Stop Blaming Yakubu Ayegbeni For World Cup Failure – Nigeria Coach Samson Siasia by semid4lyfe(mod): 1:40am On Mar 04, 2011
I agree with Siasia that we should stop blaming Yakubu for the World cup failure instead blame the Coach who makes all the important decisions (and selects the 11 players to go on the pitch).  But do the Super Eagles need Yakubu? undecided. . .Hell NO!.

We've got better and more hungry attackers so Yakubu's chapter with the National Team should be closed forever. Peeps like Martins, Osaze, Ik Uche, Peter Utaka, Emmenike, Victor Anichebe, Obinna Nsofor, Ahmed Musa, Chinedu Obasi, Brown Ideye etc are enough to take care of our striking needs.

Yakubu should be close to 40 yrs by now if he ain't already. . .I'm surprised he didn't announce his retirement from International football immediately after the world cup with all furore that his Korea miss generated and the subsequent backlash from Nigerians.

However, I feel differently about Sanni Kaita. If I were Siasia, I'll invite him immediately to the team. He's the most hardworking and combative defensive midfielder we've had in recent years and that his red card was just a ''moment of madness''.
Career › Re: Welcome To My Office by semid4lyfe(m): 7:00pm On Mar 03, 2011
Feeling bored with my regular sections so I just decided to pop in here grin

It's been interesting & revealing reading the last 3 pages

Moving on. . . . .
Celebrities › Re: Dare Vs 2face by semid4lyfe(m): 6:19pm On Mar 03, 2011
How people change. . .the dominique of now would never have opened a thread like this grin
Literature › Re: "coming To America" - Diary Of An Illegal Immigrant by semid4lyfe(m): 10:15am On Mar 03, 2011
Gengen. . . .here comes Oliver to the rescue of the dame in distress grin

Can't wait for next week Monday's update. . . . .
TV/Movies › Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by semid4lyfe(m): 9:12am On Mar 03, 2011
Watched The Fighter halfway last night before sleep claimed me. . .I'm gonna finish it tonite wink
Nairaland General › Re: Must Read: The Gospel According To Agaba123 by semid4lyfe(m): 2:27am On Mar 03, 2011
The difference between agaba123 and agabaI23 is number 1 and letter I grin
Phones › Re: Airtel Internet Data Plan by semid4lyfe(m): 12:16pm On Mar 02, 2011
I'm curious. . .has the price of the airtel modem dropped or it's still at N8,500?
TV/Movies › Re: The Movie Club by semid4lyfe(m): 10:07am On Mar 02, 2011
Actually, I so want to review some wack films. . .Takers, Machete etc grin grin

Ain't it ironic. . .some films can be boring but very good, while some can be very interesting and wack? undecided

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