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Not propaganda but the truth ![]() |
An interesting turn of events ![]() But why do I get the feeling that this is just a temporary reprieve and she's about to jump from frying pot to fire? Well, we go know how far as the story unfolds . . . . . . |
Thank God I’m a naija girl. I may be a fool for love. But, I’m not a fool for a “cunny man”. If this man was trying to scare me into giving him all my money, he was mistaken. I could tell after five minutes that he just wanted to hook me, get as much money as he can and file a bunch of immigration forms that would lead to nothing. All he cared about was money. He didn’t care if I got out of my problems or not. I knew Oliver paid for an hour’s worth of consultation. I wasn’t in a hurry to go back home. Tunde did not come home at lunch time and Sandra doesn’t get back home for another four hours. I sat back and pretended I was impressed. When my time was up, I thanked the lawyer, told him I would be back and left. I went to a store down the block and bought a pay-as-you-go cell phone. Then, I called Oliver. “I think I’m just going to pack my bags and go home,” I told him after I had relayed my experience with the lawyer. “Go back home to what? Oliver barked on the phone. “To the old politician? To the job you don’t have anymore? You want people to laugh at you that you came to God’s own country and ran back home? That would be a curse.” “I don’t know what else to do,” I replied between tears. “I’m going to make some calls. I think I can find someone around that area to take you in temporarily. Then, we’ll go from there. Charge the phone but keep it on vibrate, okay?” Oliver instructed. “Okay,” I responded tamely. Oliver did not call me back. I waited all night and waited all day Saturday. Sandra tried to warm up to me all day Saturday. In the morning, she asked if I wanted to go grocery shopping with her. I told her I was tired. After lunch she offered to take me shopping at the mall. I told her I felt sick. Undaunted, she promised to take me to a “great African restaurant” for dinner the next day. By evening, I was so disappointed at not hearing from Oliver I felt physically sick. I kept calling him but I kept getting the voice mail. For the first time since I got to America, I started believing that maybe curses do travel across oceans. Maybe my father’s curse was working. Tunde came to my room in the night. He was worried about me. I could see it in his face. He stood by the window for a while and just stared at me. I think he believes I’m depressed. “I get my paycheck next week. I’ll get the apartment. Okay?,” he said in a voice barely above a whisper. “Abeg, just hang on small.” Then, he went out of the room. I must be going crazy because I think I felt a little bit sorry for him. Oliver called again around six in the morning. I thought I was getting an electric shock in my thighs until I realized it was the cell phone vibrating. “Oliver!” I whispered in relief, “I’ve been calling you.” “Really? I didn’t get any missed calls,” he replied. “I must have called you twenty times,” I insisted. “Are you sure?” he asked. “Yes,” I replied as I repeated the numbers. “I am so sorry, Bose – that’s my office number. I called you from the office the first time,” he said then gave me his cell phone number. I wrote the numbers in a few places just to make sure I never lose it. “I found a girl in Silver Spring. It’s near Washington DC. Her name is Lorpu Johnson. She’s from Liberia. She has agreed to take you in,” Oliver continued. “Oh, thank you so much, Oliver! God bless you!” I whispered. “It’s about sixty miles away from where you are. Call a cab, go to the Greyhound Station then take a bus to Silver Spring. She’ll be there to meet you,” Oliver instructed. “I will repay you for this kindness someday,” I promised. “You can repay me by staying out of trouble in Silver Spring,” he chuckled. “You know I will,” I assured him. “There are many Nigerians in that area. Be careful. Some of them are trouble and you won’t know it until you’re knee deep in shit with them,” he said. I promised him I would not talk to any Nigerian until he gave me the okay. I thanked him again and hung up. Leaving was going to be tricky. Today is Sunday. It’s the only day Tunde does not work. He would be home when I make my move. I went to the bathroom, turned on the shower to mask my voice then I called Greyhound. I found out I could get a seat on a bus leaving at noon. That was in about five hours. I spent the next hour and half packing, showering and plotting my escape. I could hear Tunde and Sandra moving around downstairs. I know they won’t think anything was wrong if I don’t come downstairs to eat. I hardly ever do. At eight thirty, I dialed 411 and asked to be connected to a cab service. The driver told me he would here in thirty minutes. Tunde and Sandra were cuddling on the couch in the living room and watching Meet The Press on the television when I came downstairs with my luggage. They looked at each other in shock then looked at me. “What’s going on? Where are you going?” Tunde asked in shock. “Oklahoma,” I replied. It was the first thing that came to my mind. I had no clue where Oklahoma was on the American map. “Oklahoma! Who the hell is in Oklahoma?” Tunde asked. “No let me blow alarm for your head O. I don leave your case for God hand. But, if you start any yeye even God no go fit help you?” I blurted out in pidgin. Just for effect, I added in perfect English that Sandra could understand. “You have your cake but this cake is gone forever,” I told Tunde. I would never forget the look on Tunde’s face. He looked as if he was having a heart attack. There was nothing he could do. He knew if he stopped me, I would make a scene and Sandra will find out she’d been living a lie. I had nothing to lose. He had everything to lose. “What’s going on, baby?” Sandra quizzed Tunde. “I think my sister has gone crazy,” Tunde managed to say. |
Mr Ola, help with this preposition(s) . . .among/amongst I use them interchangeably and as the spirit leads and I'm not sure which is correct or if both are correct. Which is the correct one to use in the example below? The movie features Ramsey Noah, Jim Iyke, Olu Jacobs, Majid Micheal ___________ others. ![]() ? |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=618098.msg7860664#msg7860664 date=1299483808]Of all the insults in the world, this one I will not take. And you ASSUMED that I can't speak Yoruba very well how? I'm prolly even more fluent than you gan sef.[/quote]Hmmm, sorry. . .I meant to say you don't understand Yoruba as well as you understand English Evidence abound on this forum so nor let me peel your yansh o ![]() |
Glo overtakes Airtel as MTN retains telecoms market lead * Nigeria's active lines hit 88.3m (March 7, 2011 04:31 PM, ) SOURCE Lagos (WorldStage Newsonline)-- Nigeria second national operator, Globacom, has emerged the number two operator by subscriber number and grossed over 3.7 million lines more than rival Airtel Nigeria, in one of the major telecoms market upsets emerging out of the 2010 telephone subscriber information released weekend by the industry regulator, the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC). |
I thought we were doing the Oscar movies? We've still got The Fighter, Black Swan, 127 Hours etc to review abi nah? |
Isn't it funny?. . .ileke-idi is a master of the White Man's language but can't speak her native Yoruba very well. By the way, the OP is right about Ribadu's English. Jarus posted a thread on it not too long ago |
Obviously, Amebortalk.com is another carrier of hoaxes and satirical news ![]() |
dominique: slightly offtopic- nice to see the awards was moved away from Bayelsa state for a change.This Nairobi event is just the Awards Nomination Night. The award itself will still hold in Yenegoa, Bayelsa State. The African Movie Academy Awards (AMAA) hosted the 2011 AMAA Awards Nominations Night in Nairobi, Kenya on Friday 25th February 2011 at Ole Sereni Hotel in Nairobi, Kenya. |
Suarez has to be the best buy of the January transfer window of the EPL. . .he was simply marvelous and a delight to watch against Man. U. Meanwhile, Faggotson age is beginning to tell on him and he must be going senile. Did anyone notice him wanting to celebrate a chance that was almost converted? Wetin hin dey celebrate when im team dey 3 goals down? ![]() Congrats to Liverpool jare |
Sorry Man U. |
netotse: my friend. . .start posting your own gist joYou wan make I spoil the Behind corporate level of this place with my Baba Ijebu levels? ![]() No worry, when I hammer, I go come gist una for here ![]() |
Dr Panam Percy Paul?. . .WOW! ![]() He's definitely Nigeria's Best Praise Worship Gospel Musician and his performances are always awesome |
@WackyJ1 Here is the 2011 Oscars http://www.frendz4m.com/attachments/32/10/9/1298953623-frendz4m.com-The_83rd_Annual_Academy_Awards_HDTV_Part_1_Killer_boy.avi http://www.frendz4m.com/attachments/32/10/10/1298958087-frendz4m.com-The_83rd_Annual_Academy_Awards_HDTV_Part_2_Killer_boy.avi http://www.frendz4m.com/attachments/32/10/10/1298964852-frendz4m.com-The_83rd_Annual_Academy_Awards_HDTV_Part_3_Killer_boy.avi |
viruz007:It has to be the one from plunder.com/kendy cos any other AED won't work. As per setting, turn off the @ 3ik & put the yello network homepage in the field for host. Everyother space should be left blank. . .don't know about airtel. Downloaded the 2011 Oscar Awards (mobile avi compressed version) @ dawn this morning and I'm off to watch it. |
The album is a triple-CD album and it's titled Me, We and Abami and not ''We Before Me'' as the OP calls it. Me had tracks like ''Konko below'', ''Simple Yes or No'', ''Gra Gra'', ''Toun T'erin'', ''Feyin E'', ''Agidigbo'', etc while We had ''Me and You nor be Enemy'', ''Gengen (Rumour)'', ''Nothing for you'', ''Shake Body'', ''Suru lere'', ''Tokunbo'', ''Prayer for the Youth'' amongst others. I've got the Me & We CDs but sadly I don't have Abami If the OP really wants to get it, his best bet will be to try Alaba cos I still got a very old and scarce Plantashun Boiz ''Body and Soul'' album from there late last year. |
Congrats, blank. Wishing you the joys of motherhood |
Congrats, blank. Wishing you the joys of motherhood |
Finished the Fighter and I watched Lottery Ticket (2010) before going to bed last nite. Lottery ticket is one crazy ish. . . .very funny black American movie . Movie features Bow Wow, T-Pain, Ice Cube amongst others |
Good news and I'm happy for him. E nor easy to come back to form after a long injury lay off Wishing him more goals and an injury free season Siasia should exempt him from our nation's cup qualifier against Ethiopia but invite him for subsequent matches. |
I agree with Siasia that we should stop blaming Yakubu for the World cup failure instead blame the Coach who makes all the important decisions (and selects the 11 players to go on the pitch). But do the Super Eagles need Yakubu? . . .Hell NO!. We've got better and more hungry attackers so Yakubu's chapter with the National Team should be closed forever. Peeps like Martins, Osaze, Ik Uche, Peter Utaka, Emmenike, Victor Anichebe, Obinna Nsofor, Ahmed Musa, Chinedu Obasi, Brown Ideye etc are enough to take care of our striking needs. Yakubu should be close to 40 yrs by now if he ain't already. . .I'm surprised he didn't announce his retirement from International football immediately after the world cup with all furore that his Korea miss generated and the subsequent backlash from Nigerians. However, I feel differently about Sanni Kaita. If I were Siasia, I'll invite him immediately to the team. He's the most hardworking and combative defensive midfielder we've had in recent years and that his red card was just a ''moment of madness''. |
Feeling bored with my regular sections so I just decided to pop in here ![]() It's been interesting & revealing reading the last 3 pages Moving on. . . . . |
How people change. . .the dominique of now would never have opened a thread like this ![]() |
Gengen. . . .here comes Oliver to the rescue of the dame in distress ![]() Can't wait for next week Monday's update. . . . . |
Watched The Fighter halfway last night before sleep claimed me. . .I'm gonna finish it tonite ![]() |
The difference between agaba123 and agabaI23 is number 1 and letter I ![]() |
I'm curious. . .has the price of the airtel modem dropped or it's still at N8,500? |
Actually, I so want to review some wack films. . .Takers, Machete etc ![]() Ain't it ironic. . .some films can be boring but very good, while some can be very interesting and wack? ![]() |
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