₦airaland Forum

zeyheed:
The one pushing will die because when the stone reaches the plank, it throws the other stone up to the pusher killing him

D's head is still above the ground level, so its at a higher risk. Since the weight of the top object is not up to the one on the beam, it will only roll to it, leaving C harm-free. The rest will be safe.

vykta:
That's weird cos I just clicked it now and it went try this and see... http://pg.funaab.edu.ng

I just tried it now, still responding "server error". Do you know anybody that has successfully registered?

vykta:
Dats actually d PG school standard and I don't think d department can Waive it cos even if dey do it'll b a source of Problem 4 Dem wen u will b Graduating... U can come 2 d School 2 confirm urself sha but dats my honest Opinion

Thanks for the info. I don't know that you have created a thread for PG before. all these their study duration is too far now, because i'm wondering how will a full time program be minimum of 4 semesters (more than 2years), when its 18 months in most universities. can you please explain why?

vykta:
Hmmm 1. The Closing Date is just 4 Application... But the earlier u process ur Transcript D better U knw Naija factor... 2. As at last session only Agric Economics did Entrance Exam so most likely no eentrance exam... Criteria 4 Admission is ur Transcript... Ur Bsc no b joke na... 3. Minimum CGPA is 3.00 from d PG School... Departments may increase theirs based on how many peeps apply sha... So Yes Second class lower (3.00 and above is allowed)... 4. Tuition must b once... Except u have backings from say the Regstrar or so 2 pay Instalmentally... 5. Part Time is Practically Non- Existent in most department... Pity d Lecturers small dey get Bsc part time 2 teach and wives and Children @ home... 6. https://www.nairaland.com/1891280/funaab-post-graduate-2014-2015 Not mine or his contact just whr u'll get info from other applicant... Ekaaro Ooo

God bless you and your generation abundantly for this response. I want to consider part time, because I'm working outside Abeokuta where i will have to travel 1hour, 20 minutes. Also, i wont be chance for lecture, anytime of the week than Friday and weekend. It will be so challenging for me if their part-time is not weekends, or else if they are not taking lecture attendance so serious, I will meet up through group study and concentrated reading. Thanks once again.

Dahmum:
I know i will use it, and am already scared øƒ H̲̣̣̣̥o̲̣̥w̶̲̥̅̊ MTN will later deduct d'money on me again.

You are the one that understand empty-hen (MTN) that they don't have any free gift, before they give out 100 naira, they had already taken 10,000 naira from other customers.


Consider WWTBM where thousands of people would have sent text at 100 naira each, just to give out token money as gift, or the project fame where contestants spent huge amount of money in texting, to remain in the competition.

The reason why I don't comment mostly on controversial issues like this, is because nairalanders always find it easy to turn every topics into abuse, so bad. Anyway, from what I read on front page, I think some people don't know the meaning of being "submissive". Then it is possible they make mistake in their marriage. please every man and woman should understand the true meaning of being submissive.

pseudonomer:
I'm here(and my colleagues) to answer your questions regarding FUNAAB Admissions for 2014/2015... Direct Entry and UTME Candidates can check in.

1. Minimum Jamb Cutoff for UTME aspirants is 200

2. Minimum Grade for Direct Entry is Upper Credit or its equivalent.

For UTME Candidates, you'll need combination of good O'level Result, Jamb score and Post-UTME score before you can be offered admission.

And for Direct Entry Candidates, you also need Good O'level result and nice CGPA. Direct Entry candidates are not required to undergo post-utme screening.

Good morning, please I want to ask some questions about FUNNAB Post graduate programme.
1. The closing date is 12/12/14, must transcript get to the school before that day, or the closing date is only for obtaining and submission of application form?
2. I read on the website that successful candidates will be contacted through e-mail and phone number. Does that means there will not be any entrance examination? If yes, what criteria will they use in screening applicant?
3. Does FUNNAB consider second class lower for Masters? I had 3.09 CGPA and I want to apply for Agric Economics, part time.
4. Can the tuition be paid in instalments (i.e 2 semesters) or it must be once?
5. How is their part time lecture schedule like (i.e is it strictly on weekends), and for how many months?
6. Please i need your contact for better discussion. Thanks, as I await your response.

QSheba:
Animal wiring and fencing

Haaaaaa! In Nigeria? which Nursery and Primary school is offering degree in that course?

In Nigeria, these points are the reason its called "Public" Health centre or "General" Hospital.

I am not a legal practitioner, so I may not be able to talk professionally concerning Tambuwa's defection to APC, but I know PDP will not give him peace of mind to contest 2015 election. Even though it may be hard for them to impeach him.



...the game is becoming more interesting towards February 2015.

Ryabcool:
Now that we have Christian and Muslim as President and VP, what effect has it had on the country?

Forget Religion and vote for COMPETENCE!

I understand you brother, but the problem is our politicians had brain washed Nigerians, to believe that religion and ethnics is the major requirements to decide who to vote for. If not, northerners will not be clamouring for Muslim president in 2015, and Ijaw people singing second term support for GEJ.

Theultimate:
Former Nigerian president Olusegun Obasanjo has warned political parties not to toy with the idea of selecting a Muslim-Muslim or Christian-Christian ticket in the upcoming election.

The former Nigerian leader was tacitly referring to an interview granted by the likely presidential candidate of the All Progressives congress where he stated that he was not opposed to a Muslim-Muslim ticket.

In a brief press statement, Obasanjo said it will be absurd for any party to make the costly mistake of choosing both top candidates of their party from the same religious background.

More here: http://saharareporters.com/2014/10/26/former-president-olusegun-obasanjo-cautions-apc-about-muslim-muslim-ticket

Oro agba.

dcaliph:
This woman is stronger than GEJ.

Feminine power at work.

Teacher: Define Democracy
Student: Of which country?
Teacher: Nigeria
Student: A government of the people, by the people, against the people.

Cyriloha:
everybody wants to carry money ooo, economics things

Proudly Economist.



Good evening boss.

yBNL1:
IKR ...spent almost 1 semester on registration as a fresher

Bros what were you registering for a whole semester, were there bio data forms for your ancestors to fill? I'm sure it would be repetition of data.

Nigeria and our poor data management.

Fkhalifa:
The econometrics am gon do in final year and have already downloaded the note,the equations,formulas
etc are damn rough and scary.

God is your strength. just prepare and devote more time for it. cram where necessary and success will be your portion.

Yomieluv:
Econometrics,gosh! I hate that course like Boko Haram.

The lecturer,Mr Ogunlana too didn't help matters at all. Don't know if he's still the one taking it.

Lasu2007.

God bless you my brother, the course was as fearful as ebola virus. Economics and Agricultural Economics students will understand what we are saying. it was a 500 level, second semester course during our time, the fear of extra year, also made the course more like a nightmare.

SlimBrawnie:
Abi ooo.... May my future husband (and I) never be married twice.... For whatever reason.

So help us God (Amen).

egift:
Your cerebral disposition has been enormously defective owing to the deplorable misrule of the current administration of Jonathan. Bid me to any competitive arrangement, I will roundly dispose you in a modus you cannot imagine.

GMB all the way!

Bros you bad oooo. I can't believe you wrote all these big vocabularies, just to prove to him that you are not just an educated person, but a Phd holder.



All these your grammar that consume my data, diaris God oooo.

prettyboi1989:
Yea true, any one who relies on the PQ alone will be so led astray. Its best to read textbooks first before attempting the PQ. The only ish dere is the english, words that no one has heard before, so hilarious..

Is it Hon. Patrick or Prof Wole Soyinka that set the question? I pray for God's favour for you all.

mgixt:
Nollywood actress Toyin Aimakhu is not holding
back this afternoon.
According to Toyin Aimakhu, women are usually
enemies to themselves because women always cause
the pain and tears of other women.
The Nollywood actress shared her opinion on her
Instagram page a few minutes ago.
Read it below!

OBIRIN LOTA OBIRIN do u knw what dat
means we women r enemies to ourselves,we
women are always the cause of we women’s
tears and pains. 1.men r weak in nature dey
just act strong cos dey r the head. 2.u knw a
man is married bt shed crocodile tears wen
he’s going home to meet his wife n kids,and
men hates to see women in tears 3.some will
even go as far as calling and insulting the
wife. 3.men has alot of pity for women…We
women destroy alot of we women’s
happiness and homes, why not get ur own
man and starts from the scratch. .4.women
back bites women.5..women criticises
women alot..6.women say alot of bad stuffs
abt we women to people men are very weak
dats y dey fall victim most times and dey
hate to see women cry…7..u want a man
knwing fully he’s happily married with kids
leaving the wife miserable and sad..8..wen a
woman is in a relationship wit a man u say
alot abt ur friends not thinking cos birds of a
feather flocks together.9.wen ur friends sees
u r happy all they want is just to destroy it or
dey want that thing dat gives u happiness…
(hmmm women)women pls let’s start
supporting ourselves and showing love..pls
wen a man is married chase him to his
family so dat u can have a happy home(If na
money u wan collect,collect am,bt am not
saying is a good thing o)whenever dey r
saying bad abt anoda woman support her
stand for her let’s be our sister’s keeper.pls
this is my thought.. NB pls Dnt mind my
english I’m a nigerian and not British…
thanks alot and love u all..pls remember I
said my own personal thought..


Do you think she is on track with her view of female-
female relationships?

Source : http://mgixt.com

True talk.



Anyway,your English is not bad as a Nigerian artist.

MyInfoo:
I would suggest you drop your email here and we send the details to you..

abidogunjames@gmail.com

tumababa:
is she an actress?

No. a TV presenter.

justirich:
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-29626291

My Opinion:
This world is really turning into something else. I hope women advocacy groups will stand up and fight this insult to womanhood and motherhood. It started in Facebook and Apple. Who knows maybe in the next decade, Nigerian corporations will be promoting same stupid idea.

I guess such women who agree to this obnoxious policy are big-time fools that they will enslave themselves only to work for a "cool" brand. Who says women have to choose between parenting and having a job? How about investing in better (cheaper) childcare support instead?

Do you really want to work for a company that wants 70 hours work a week from you and then also interferes with your private life??

So in other words these companies recognise that young, healthy, energetic women in the prime of their lives will be much more productive for them without the distraction of babies. Once they are over the hill and have already sacrificed their best years to the company then it's fine to get pregnant as they are not worth as much by then.

Just because the eggs are frozen does not reduce the risks involved having a baby later in life. Instead why not offer better benefits to their workers who have children rather than asking them to put having a family on hold. Flexible hours or even help towards childcare would be a better option and would probably be more attractive than this egg freezing idea.

Being a parent is the hardest and most important job we will ever have, you have got to really really want it. If you feel your job for a multinational is more important job that's definitely not a good sign.

Maybe I'm cynical or is this some Orwellian concept aimed at getting higher profits for bloated capitalists? What a sad place we live in now where profits take precedence over procreation and bringing up the future generation.

Modern days of Noah and Lot!!!

This will only encourage women that are not interested in giving birth before. Cant they just employ active men if they want maximum productivity, instead of putting unnecessary family burden on women, all in the name of lucrative job.


Bunch of selfish employers.

redcliff:
Smh.. pastor adeboye is the last person that would come out and do this.. i know him too well + the facr that there are lots of uncomposed sentences. I therefore term this page as fake..

Seconded.

englishmart:
Haha. 9 irrelevant parties forming an alliance to ensure what?

Mtscheew. Que sera sera. What must be, must be

9 Parties that cant win a ward.

...and these Pastors will have biblical text, to support all these their nonsensical titles.

lilbazy:
Thank God say na better striker him be,he quick score two before the accident.

If not, I doubt if his wife would still stay with him, or deriving sexual satisfa

ction from elsewhere.



God bless him and his ministry.

mesoade:
This family is the perfect definition of the term "celebrity" ,they impact lives through their talents and the roles they play in their movies.

Apart from the forsaken people that are causing more harm than good, that our youths are calling celebrities.




God bless this godly family.

eleojo23:
Boko Haram has grown into such an amorphous entity that any splinter group could come up disowning the deal.

How do you know the right people to negotiate with?
These guys don't have a face. It's risky to trust them. By the way, what is there to negotiate? What are they really fighting for?

I tire oooo.


We don't even know the content of the negotiation, whether monetary gain, appointment, religious benefit. Discussing with sect that has no definite goals and mission.

Politics!
Politics!!
Politics!!!



Escape route for greedy Nigerians since 1960.