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I learnt that the solution to the Jerusalem problem is to divide it into two and give Israel one half. Trump’s decision to say it all belongs to Israel is going to get many innocent people killed. Only his donors supported this decision. Even his staff said it was premature. It’s like spitting in the faces of the Arabs.

Princejydo:
Because most of you have not seen high level of wickedness where even parents will not want their children to succeed and amount to something in life.

I have never seen such wickedness. In my experience parents are almost always happy when their kids are doing well. Blood is thick.

But let’s say there was a parent or child or brother or sister or cousin or uncle or aunt who was actually “blocking your progress”. Or even a stranger. Why would the death be the right solution? Why can’t your all-powerful God “unblock your progress” without murdering anybody?

Keneking:
Idol worshippers prayer

Exactly. This is a PHD version of the paranoid MFM prayers. The person blocking your progress isn’t in your family. He/she is in your mirror.

This will make some people think that any relative who happens to die this month is an evil person. How disgusting to divide families this way.

I’m trying to understand how Pastor Chris became more handsome with age..

He lost the moustache.

He was born with an undersized forehead, so as his hairline receded, his face became more proportionate.

His cheeks have expanded greatly, making him look very well-fed, which he is, thanks to your tithes and first fruits.

Despite this, his belly has remained perfectly flat, making him look fit.
He must have gotten several tummy tucks (stomach fat removal surgeries).

His more recent photos were taken by professionals who used better lighting and cameras, chose his best angles, and asked him to smile.

More expensive fitted suits and hair products.

He is handsome, eloquent, and very clever, but he doesn’t deserve your worship. How many pictures of Jesus have you posted on this forum?

My favorite insecticide for dogs is fipronyl. As far as I’m concerned, sniper should be taken off the market. It’s far too toxic for any use.

If God exists, God has already made him super-rich, a tv star, Ivanka's dad, and the US president. He doesn’t need any more blessings.

Sorry bro. I can imagine how much it hurts. Life is unfair sometimes. Your mum isn't suffering anymore. She lives on in your memories.

Dayoto:
Brother Seun, this is what I think...
I think there's another door by the right which was the sole reason the cameraman glued to the particular angle in other blind you from seeing it.

So the babalawo quickly ran to the other side ( I mean in to the said opened door).

What do you think?

I think you’re absolutely right. At the critical moment he just threw up the cloth and darted into the room on the right. Magic has always been nothing but trickery; african magic is no different.

You are absolutely right, but it is sad that Christian ladies have to spend any amount of time trying to figure out whether or not they will burn in hell for eternity if they wear trousers.

Seun:
1. Can you do a demonstration in which you’re not standing in front of beside a door?
2. Could you teleport without using the silly red cloth?

@babalawos, please see above.

What kind of soil did you fill the sacks with?

Dominique.

Who is Apostle Suleiman paying his tithes to?

Bump. Please report your findings here. Nairaland is partly a market.

Can you do a demonstration in which you’re not standing in front of beside a door? Could you teleport without using the silly red cloth?

Someone should breed a straight back with the gorgeous colors of a slant back. Slant backs are unhealthy and should not be bred.

I love the way you sorted the tomatoes according to their levels of ripeness.

python1:
He apparently has issues with English.

Not true. See below:
https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/32/why-are-converts-to-islam-called-reverts

@bakrabas, Why did you use the word “reverted” instead of the word “converted”?

UbanmeUdie:
Nothing gives the marine kingdom much excitement like a bloody ghastly accident.
This is a disappointment!

I do not understand why marine spirits would want to drink blood. It is physical in nature, has no nutritional value, and is not tasty. If I were a marine spirit, I’d be more excited by accidents involving trailer loads of orange juice. Rich in calories and vitamin C, and tasty. By the way, I think road accidents would fall under the jurisdiction of terrestrial spirits. Marine spirits would live in water if they actually existed, right?

He needs the source. Did you attend the service?

I love the picture of Chris Oyakhilome and his daughter.

I think the Holy Spirit is highly overrated by Pentecostals. Apart from making them babble in tongues, and crash to the floor when sleazy pastors push them, He doesn't do much. The Holy Spirit is meant to help Christians to interpret the bible correctly, but He doesn't do that. We know this because the doctrines of spirit-filled men of God like Kumuyi and Oyakhilome contradict each other, despite having the same Spirit.

hahn:
Wow. So it is really all just nonsense. Thanks for pointing it out

Yeah, it seems as if that the day of pentecost account was written as a backstory to support the early Christian practice of babbling in tongues. Ironically, the version of Jesus in Mathew 6:7-8 would have disapproved: "And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him."

shadeyinka:
some movies are actually designed to cause an erotic stimulation in the viewers.

The human body is actually designed to cause erotic stimulation in the viewers. Without this, there would be no babies. Is this also demonic?

Some horror films are specifically designed to open doors to demonic influences.

Can you give three examples of these horror movies? What specific elements of in those films enable demons to possess people?

In most cases, demonization is a covert operation that goes unnoticed except with some funny dreams like having sex often or having children or seeing someone acting as your spouse.

We often dream about the things that we experience, or hope to experience, or are afraid of experiencing, in real life. Sex, marriage, and having kids, are some of those things. To say that experiencing these things is a sign of demonic activity would imply that a demon-free person cannot dream of having sex with, being married to, pot having kids with, someone in a dream, which is absurd.

Kogiboy20:
See your life

I am proud of my ability to admit that I have been wrong when strong evidence is presented to me. This attitude is highly recommended.

Of course not. This is a lie that deliverance ministers concocted to create the need for deliverance. If things that most people in the world consume are gateways to demonic activity, it means that most people in the world need their worthless deliverance ministrations. Ka-ching.

1nigeriamyfoot:
What are VP achievements bro?

Naira appreciation, I guess?