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He is handsome, eloquent, and very clever, but he doesn’t deserve your worship. How many pictures of Jesus have you posted on this forum?

My favorite insecticide for dogs is fipronyl. As far as I’m concerned, sniper should be taken off the market. It’s far too toxic for any use.

If God exists, God has already made him super-rich, a tv star, Ivanka's dad, and the US president. He doesn’t need any more blessings.

Sorry bro. I can imagine how much it hurts. Life is unfair sometimes. Your mum isn't suffering anymore. She lives on in your memories.

Dayoto:
Brother Seun, this is what I think...
I think there's another door by the right which was the sole reason the cameraman glued to the particular angle in other blind you from seeing it.

So the babalawo quickly ran to the other side ( I mean in to the said opened door).

What do you think?

I think you’re absolutely right. At the critical moment he just threw up the cloth and darted into the room on the right. Magic has always been nothing but trickery; african magic is no different.

You are absolutely right, but it is sad that Christian ladies have to spend any amount of time trying to figure out whether or not they will burn in hell for eternity if they wear trousers.

Seun:
1. Can you do a demonstration in which you’re not standing in front of beside a door?
2. Could you teleport without using the silly red cloth?

@babalawos, please see above.

What kind of soil did you fill the sacks with?

Dominique.

Who is Apostle Suleiman paying his tithes to?

Bump. Please report your findings here. Nairaland is partly a market.

Can you do a demonstration in which you’re not standing in front of beside a door? Could you teleport without using the silly red cloth?

Someone should breed a straight back with the gorgeous colors of a slant back. Slant backs are unhealthy and should not be bred.

I love the way you sorted the tomatoes according to their levels of ripeness.

python1:
He apparently has issues with English.

Not true. See below:
https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/32/why-are-converts-to-islam-called-reverts

@bakrabas, Why did you use the word “reverted” instead of the word “converted”?

UbanmeUdie:
Nothing gives the marine kingdom much excitement like a bloody ghastly accident.
This is a disappointment!

I do not understand why marine spirits would want to drink blood. It is physical in nature, has no nutritional value, and is not tasty. If I were a marine spirit, I’d be more excited by accidents involving trailer loads of orange juice. Rich in calories and vitamin C, and tasty. By the way, I think road accidents would fall under the jurisdiction of terrestrial spirits. Marine spirits would live in water if they actually existed, right?

He needs the source. Did you attend the service?

I love the picture of Chris Oyakhilome and his daughter.

I think the Holy Spirit is highly overrated by Pentecostals. Apart from making them babble in tongues, and crash to the floor when sleazy pastors push them, He doesn't do much. The Holy Spirit is meant to help Christians to interpret the bible correctly, but He doesn't do that. We know this because the doctrines of spirit-filled men of God like Kumuyi and Oyakhilome contradict each other, despite having the same Spirit.

hahn:
Wow. So it is really all just nonsense. Thanks for pointing it out

Yeah, it seems as if that the day of pentecost account was written as a backstory to support the early Christian practice of babbling in tongues. Ironically, the version of Jesus in Mathew 6:7-8 would have disapproved: "And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him."

shadeyinka:
some movies are actually designed to cause an erotic stimulation in the viewers.

The human body is actually designed to cause erotic stimulation in the viewers. Without this, there would be no babies. Is this also demonic?

Some horror films are specifically designed to open doors to demonic influences.

Can you give three examples of these horror movies? What specific elements of in those films enable demons to possess people?

In most cases, demonization is a covert operation that goes unnoticed except with some funny dreams like having sex often or having children or seeing someone acting as your spouse.

We often dream about the things that we experience, or hope to experience, or are afraid of experiencing, in real life. Sex, marriage, and having kids, are some of those things. To say that experiencing these things is a sign of demonic activity would imply that a demon-free person cannot dream of having sex with, being married to, pot having kids with, someone in a dream, which is absurd.

Kogiboy20:
See your life

I am proud of my ability to admit that I have been wrong when strong evidence is presented to me. This attitude is highly recommended.

Of course not. This is a lie that deliverance ministers concocted to create the need for deliverance. If things that most people in the world consume are gateways to demonic activity, it means that most people in the world need their worthless deliverance ministrations. Ka-ching.

1nigeriamyfoot:
What are VP achievements bro?

Naira appreciation, I guess?

leye4u:
Seun, learn to speak like a wise man that you are abeg .....you are embarrassing us.... When Pastors give they do it most times to other ministries or to an ongoing project in their ministry

We all know that Pastor Chris will not give $100m to any ministry. He just wants to motivate his followers to give sacrificially to his own ministry without question. He talks about giving money that he extracted from his followers through self-serving doctrines back to himself as if it’s just as sacrificial as when his salary earning followers give most of their hard-earned money to him and even borrow money from friends to pay their sacrificial pledges. Obviously, it’s not. He is not sacrificing anything, while they’re sacrificing everything. What an insult to their intelligence.

Donnie, since God doesn't own a bank account, how exactly does Pastor Chris intend to give God the money? By donating it to himself (again)?

The Vice President seems to be working, and he was chosen by the president, so ...

The idea that truthfully criticising rich and powerful people who prey on the poor and gullible constitutes 'cyber-stalking' is remarkably stupid.

In Nigeria, though, it would be quite easy for any popular tithe-collecting pastor to persuade the police to arrest Mr. Freeze for 'cyberstalking'.

Johncuppa:
Acts 19:6

Here's the passage

While Apollos was at Corinth, Paul took the road through the interior and arrived at Ephesus. There he found some disciples 2 and asked them, “Did you receive the Holy Spirit when[a] you believed?”

They answered, “No, we have not even heard that there is a Holy Spirit.”

3 So Paul asked, “Then what baptism did you receive?”

“John’s baptism,” they replied.

4 Paul said, “John’s baptism was a baptism of repentance. He told the people to believe in the one coming after him, that is, in Jesus.” 5 On hearing this, they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus. 6 When Paul placed his hands on them, the Holy Spirit came on them, and they spoke in tongues and prophesied. 7 There were about twelve men in all.

Ouch. I was completely wrong. Apologies. Apparently I don't remember much from my readings of the book of Acts when I was still a believer.