HardMirror:
Lol. Parting sex.

This thing is very very common. Na who dem catch be barawo. Almost all ladies do this thing

Simplelion:
marriage is a scam last last

WallStreetfx:
Better Sapa never strike this one. U get job last month. You won toast d boss wey give u job. Your village people strongooo

Obalacam:
You prayed for God to give you a job and He did, now village people want you to shoot your shot against your boss. It's like you are not tired of looking for a job

simpleseyi:


Go and sell it to your drug trafficking brothers. Oluwo is not a drugs trafficker, he is only a drug taker

Massiveglory:
Not only him. Tinubu ambition is also dead on arrival.

Bluntguy:
So they are still at the questionnaire stage. Before their membership is fully completed, Russia must have taken over the entire country.

qekng40:
My advice to them.

Get the cash gifts Amaechi and BAT have to offer(Because that's everything they can actually offer, they can't offer good governance for the people) and vote the next President of the federal republic, Yemi Osinbajo !

Do this and posterity will never forget you!

Baileydice:
This is beautiful.

Look how organized and coordinated they are.

They're freely sitting comfortably with zero worries and satisfied with the day trade.

Never been to the north but I just like my Hausa brothers.

Cool-cats who are being mistaken for troublesome Nigeriens, Chadians, Malians e.t.c.

LeoDeKing:
The moment I saw "cocaine", I knew where the criminal is most likely to come from and I'm not disappointed.

valentineuwakwe:
Then that your god does not meant well for Nigeria!

BeeBeeOoh:
Imagine Nigeria having another London based president?

Pacesetterz:
Somebody shared this on my wall and I felt angry for this lady. Why do masqueradesin the South assault women? This is bad and should be kicked against.
These masquerades are always seen with thick canes which they use in flogging pple most especially women/ladies. We men are always left out because na fight if it dares raise a hand on us.

What sort of barbaric and abusive act is this we call culture? This is why the Western world will always look at us as backward.



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God1000:
For those of you that think Barack Obama is evil because of his policies and stance on homosexuality, he's a surefooted Christian, a true believer in Christ, he goes to church regularly.


You can see him reading the holy bible

He's a proud Blackman as well, I remember him going to his ancestral homeland keyna as senator and president.

Krss216:
I laugh,so cos em take picture for church come mean say e no dey evil?
Dem dey write am for head,if you like go church from now till next year,you are evil you are evil.

Kriss216:

Man's inhumanity to Woman, rather.

qekng40:



Wait

What?

DispatcherLagos:
Hmmmmmmm.
Your employee asked you to leave your shop for her so that she can pray?

What are you not telling us exactly?

MetaPhysical:
The piloted helicopter is armed with missile nau. When he spots bandits trying to attack the train he will fire the missile.

Michelle70:
Rubbish.
A church that u will meet for help and they will tell u to bring letter from ur district pastor.

Meaning if u are not from that church, no help for u.

God bless prophet TB Joshua, he was the only one close to what Christianity should feel like

ApenaEde:
D boy is a reflection of societal decadence.

Googledman:
Hi guys, just opened this account to stay anonymous.

I've been dating this girl for 5 months now, everything I've been smooth until just yesterday evening. I was chatting with her through WhatsApp, it was all fun until i used a sticker of this skit maker ''ogb cultist". In that sticker, he raised his hand like he wanted to slap someone and his signature slang "You wan collect??"..

The response i got almost got me mad... She said she has known that I will be abusive, I'm wicked and all manner of talk. Then she said its over... IT'S OVER BETWEEN US. I tot it was a joke, like how can i explain me trying to joke and then the joke is now on me. I told her, i never meant it, it was just a joke. Even the preceding conversations before i sent in the sticker was all fun nd jokes but she said she couldn't risk being with someone that sees slapping someone as a joke. Moreover, why should i joke with such sensitive matters that just recently a claimed life of someone she look up to.

Now, this is serious has she have blocked my lines and no form of communication since.

Pls what should i do... A friend of mine said she is just looking for a slight opportunity to dump me. Is it enough reason to call a sweet relationship off. Pls i need advise.

Moferere:


Governor Peter Odili had a more formidable squad in 2007. Did he win the primary?

Atiku has always gathered an intimidating squad, has he won?

No be by squad, na by grace.


Know this and know peace.

FamilyAdviser:
It was destined that Jesus Christ will come and save the world, one of the stringent policy attached to his coming was his death which he accepted wholeheartedly when every other Angels declined.

We all know the story of how Judas Iscariot Betrayed Jesus:
For instance in Luke 22:4-6

4 And Judas went to the chief priests and the officers of the temple guard and discussed with them how he might betray Jesus. 5 They were delighted and agreed to give him money.(G) 6 He consented, and watched for an opportunity to hand Jesus over to them when no crowd was present.

In Matthew 27:3-5, Judas tells the chief priests and elders, "'I have sinned,' he said, 'for I have betrayed innocent blood. ... ' So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself.


Did Judas Iscariot Betrayed Jesus or help him Fulfill the Scripture??

Sergio104:


For more jokes.....text 558 to

Outta here!!!

MadamVanessa:




Walking corpse.


The most painful thing about this Tinubu aspiration is; he's not aspiring to become the president so to serve , he's aspiring to become a president so to fulfilled his life long ambition of wanting to be a president, ofcourse loot as well.

No wonder he never made a single comment when the Fulanis were dealing with his people and displacing them to IDP camps in Benin republic and Cote D'Ivoire, no wonder he never donated a dime to his people who were suffering in the hands of Fulani herdsmen terrorists who raped , maim and killed the good people of Yorubas but rushed to Zamfara to donate over 50million Lagos loot to Gusau attack victims, no wonder he was mute during the lekki toll gate killings. Ofcourse, he ordered the killing of innocent Nigerian youths, just to please his Fulani masters, but sadly, same idiotic useless youths are the ones campaigning for this thief today. I am not surprised, because stupidity is inherent in most of Nigerian youths and till Jesus Christ come again, they'll never change.


The same northerners he tried pleasing all these years , turned around to pick Amaechi and Osibanjo to succeed Buhari, which is very obvious the ticket is likely to be won by Amaechi or Osinbajo. Nobody knows the thief called Tinubu.

Whoever love him should tell him to withdraw from the race, because he will fail woefully right from the primaries. Heaven won't fall, the worst that can happen, will be division in the party, which is an advantage to PDP .

mighty2:
Tinubu is like a moving train that nobody can stop
BAT23 is a done deal
May God continue to protect Tinubu
On his mandate i stand

Kriss216:
Coc.k and Bull story!


She never tell the real story.

nkemoma:
I always knew that a Vein on the PRICK connected to the Lungs....


They will never tell us this in Biology Class



God abeg o