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candygist:
Same way them Bleep my mama before my papa find her.

His mum used to be a back up dancer in Fela's band. Fela go don f**k her

She is unwise to make such a decision. She got to where she is because of Mr Macaroni. Without Macaroni nobody would have known her. She's not even funny. She has been riding on the wave of Macaroni

where is Akeredolu in the picture ? We needed to see him so as to confirm if the Sahara report is true or false

Emini Oba, KieKie

That picture is the wrong picture

He even had the audacity to name one after himself

He looks like a South African and always appears to wear oversized uniform

This Rufai guy is gradually becoming a nuisance. He thinks his position in Asleep TV means he has a legitimate view on every issue

AlphaHakimi:
Women actually prefer to work under men than under their fellow women. This is because, it is easy for Eve to manipulate Adam but Eve cannot manipulate Eve. Let me explain something here, when it comes to anything that has to do with sex, romance or boy/girl relationship, women are naturally ahead of men. They are able to sell sex even without actually sleeping with you. The are subtle, devious and manipulative. Men hold the power to everything in this world, so women through sex will always try to manipulate men to directly or indirectly do their bidding.
We see women as helpless, but in reality they can actually do most things we think they cannot do. Their act of helplessness is actually a camouflage for them to survive in this world. For instance, if a man is traveling on a high way and his tire gets punctured and he comes down from the vehicle to fix it, you will notice that other road users will continue driving without anyone stopping to offer a helping hand. In contrast, if a woman's tire gets punctured while driving, once she stops the car and steps down you will see that other road users who are men will automatically swerve out of the road and offer her a helping hand because she will feign helplessness. Notice that if this happens, road users who are women would not bother stopping to help their fellow woman, its always the men.

This is why I always advice people, never be fooled by women. They understand the power of manipulation. All their lives, they employ this power subtly such that you cannot detect what they are doing.

In marriage, if your wife denies you sex, SIMPs will advice you to " seat her down and have a heart to heart conversation with her, help her out with domestic work and blah blah blah". But if a husband denies his wife manly protection or provision, nobody will talk about " seat him down and have a heart to heart conversation with him, help him out in his business or try to understand what's wrong".

In the end, we all know what we are doing.

Oil dey your head my guy. Tiri gbosa for you

58 cars!!! Isn't this foolishness? Waste of fuel and scarce resources. Rishi Sunak has only 6 cars in his convoy and that's the British PM

As s Grammy winner it's Tems

juman:
Death of a strong man (akoni).
Death is for all.
It can come anytime.
He was a trained and certified babalawo.
See how he died.
Anybody can die anytime.

He wasn't a babalawo, Stop spreading rumours

The poster is either trying to be mischievous or naive. What he meant by that is that God should anoint him with fresh fire so that he can perform wonders.

Not physical pregnancy that women carry

Knack-biyesi o!

She wore one pant for 4 days

Knack-biyesi!

Wow! Sad! A competition where we are 5 time champions and 3 times runners up and now we can no longer qualify. Why are things going backwards in Nigeria?

Is that a power bank I spot beside Ooni?

It's 20 years already since he died? Wow! Extremely talented guy. I miss him like crazy. Gbenga Adeboye aka Funwontan orun ire o! Continue to rest in peace 🙏🏼

'Calm Down' being an international hit, has made Rema bigger than Fireboy

Thanksful:
So Buhari has been overthrown? I don't get it. Has the president left the seat?

I thought I was the only one wondering. Seems Tinubu can barely wait till 29th May. He is so anxious to be in that seat

Pure trash!

It's funny how some people continue to claim something they never owned had been stolen from them. Pure act of delusion!
Indeed Nigeria dodged a bullet by not electing PO

Svoboda:
Nobody can touch that present emir of Kano, HRH Ado Bayero.

Says who? A prophet said he sees Sanusi returning as Kano Emir

SisterAnn:
My father and mother should buy data and watch the video and stop asking nonsense question.

You may hate Keyamo and the party he represents but he is 100% right on this

dayotheone:
And my father looks educated, but I see that you are not patient , and not smart ..who told you they were looking for birthmark , maybe you take time to watch and listen well, when watching the video

So why was the lady checking her back? What was she looking for?

Looks scripted. What's the point of checking her ɓack for a birthmark? Does every child have a birth mark? Sounds like a Nollywood movie script

All hail the new Alaafin of Oyo. Congratulations
The New Alaafin of Oyo Omo Alaafin Sango Congratulations Kabiyesi.

Omooba Lukman Mofojudola Ayinla Gbadegesin Agunloye

Ajegbo Ajetoo Oooooo
Gbadegesin hails from the Gbadegesin family of the Agunloye Ruling House. He is a grandchild of Alaafin Gbadegesin Ladigbolu II, the predecessor of Alaafin Lamidi Adeyemi III. Gbadegesin is among the contenders for the historical and highly venerated Yoruba traditional stool, which became vacant following the demise of Alaafin Adeyemi on April 22, 2022.

BrotherFolake:
😎

[color=orange]Evening Newspapers no get shame sha

Marry Evening Newspaper or a Divorcee at your own peril [/color]

Evening newspaper
Meanwhile it's funny how shameless these Nollywood ladies can be. I used to think this one was decent especially as she was raised outside Naija.

Imagine a lady touting herself for available suitors. Chai!

Fineman2:
Story of the day;

Hello Omajuwa. I am an only child who is 42years old. My mother refused to remarry after my father died when I was young. She sacrificed so much for me to be where I am today. I got married about 7years ago. My wife and I have been looking upto God for a child. After pleading with my wife for us to adopt at least a child to no avail, I decided to get my mum who stays with us to help me speak to her woman to woman. But this made them become sworn enemies. My wife since then talks to my mother anyhow and disrespects her every now and then. It has been like that for months.

Few days ago, while returning from work, I heard their loud shouts from outside but I remained outside waiting for the shouts to be over as I didn’t want to be put in the position of choosing a side. But I had to intervene when I heard a loud slap. My wife had slapped my mother. I was enraged but I kept my cool, took my mother from the scene and catered for her. I have since not said a word to my wife.

All I feel when I am at home is sadness and depression. I have no peace in my own home. I have sacrificed a whole lot just to make this marriage work. The woman I married has become someone else. I have defended this same woman from my extended family for years. I have been labeled a ritualist and all sorts of name due to our childlessness but I have never cheated and I have always defended my wife despite knowing that she is the one with fertility issues.

Even though my mother has been trying to put up a strong front since that day, I know that she has been crying herself to sleep. I love my wife so much but I love my mum too. What could my mother have possibly done to warrant her slapping my mother? I think my wife is selfish and is no longer who I married. Why would she rather constantly inflict pain and sadness on her own family? I just want peace of mind and I have made up my mind to divorce my wife. But hope this won’t be a mistake? Is there still a marriage to save here? How do I go about it? What do I do? Please help me.

There is no marriage to save. It's over. Divorcing her would be the best decision you've ever taken