₦airaland Forum

Romanoff:
I personally don't think these charms work.

I think it's similar to people who buy breast and penis enlargement product, they don't work.

A man who wants to be Randy will be Randy and most are willingly generous to keep their Randy affairs.

I haven't heard of anyone who was charmed or who charmed anyone. Na story I just dey read.

No verifiable evidence that those things work.

Come, make I knack you akpako

punisha:
One bottle of ace for her.

To think that they feel entitled to a mans wealth is the height of it.

An idiot last week was telling me how a married man deflowered her and have dated her for 8 years...supported her financially too. Suddenly she's done with school and want to open a shop. Asks for 3million and he could only send her 1.5m now she's blowing hot. That he owes her for taking her virginity and must give her anything she demands... I was to be a judge of this case. I just left the foool to her foolery.

It is good for some men sha that won't just have sense.

Wow! That man must really love her ;1.5 just like that.

Prettiepearlz:
Hi, you have to take the test before creating a profile.

Lest I forget, I noticed that some were advised to retake the test due to low scores; does retaking the test means the person will repay another N75k for ielts?

Prettiepearlz:
Hi, you have to take the test before creating a profile.

Ok, thanks

Lagbaja88:
learn how to read, everything is in the link. Ielts and education evaluation is compulsory.

You misunderstood me. I didn't mean that I won't take the test. I meant prior to taking the test, can one begin the filling of the express entry online?

Lagbaja88:
https://www.nairaland.com/6081746/canadian-express-entry-federal-skilled
This is your best bet, your skills as lawyer is not that in demand in most countries, so u cant get work visa there unlike people in nursing or IT, canada is your best bet

Can one apply for express entry without ielts or one must do ielts before proceeding to register for express entry?

Pclemenza:
Uber business is a more luxurious & convenient way to move around but I I’m yet to see anyone use LEXUS for Uber purpose. Aren’t Lexus sedan cars fuel efficient

It isn't fuel efficient... The engine starts from 3.0L or thereabout.

Reverse rapture!

[quote author=ObaKlaz post=104969584][/quote]Thank you! Moreeeeeeeee

deltateam:


This reminds me of Conan the Barbarian, a movie.

The actor was bleeping a woman who turned into a witch. He just flung her into the fire.

See me see wahala. I cannor come and kee myself.

Lol I remember vividly. That place was fvking hilarious. I rewinded and watched that scene severally trying to figure out what happened, why the lady brought out the witchy manifestation ; seemed she turned to a bird or so and flew away swiftly or did that small fire kill her or what?

My thoughts were that was the sexual enjoyment that Arnold gave her so intense that she had to enter spiritual state?

deltateam:


This reminds me of Conan the Barbarian, a movie.

The actor was bleeping a woman who turned into a witch. He just flung her into the fire.

See me see wahala. I cannor come and kee myself.

Lol I remember vividly. That place was fvking hilarious. I rewinded and watched that scene severally trying to figure out what happened, why the lady brought out the witchy manifestation ; seemed she turned to a bird or so and flew away swiftly.

My thoughts were that was the sexual enjoyment that Arnold gave her so intense that she had to enter spiritual state?

ObaKlaz:
Girl looked all grown with fledging contours & a banging body! Being a young lad who was eager to explore what adulthood had to offer, plus my buddies already 'knew' girls & made me feel like the odd one in the pack, I quickly latched on to Nina. She became my gf. One day, she came over to the house when I was alone. We were just chit chatting, then she went silent and started looking at me coyly. I knew something was brewing. Next, she started flickling her tongue @ me. I my mind, I was like, "Damn! My buddies told me that this is one of the 'mating signs' girls give when they need to 'get down'! They would mock me if I ever told them Nina came over for 'it' & I didn't give 'it'!" I had no condoms & I told her. In my time then, shame wouldn't let guys my age walk to a medication store to procure condoms. Nina suggested I wore a thin polythene wrap, pour some lotion on it & 'do it'. I decided to be a 'bad boy' for once & just dive in!

Baba, come complete your story o abeg.

9jatrends:
Congratulations bro. Your spirit just helped avoid a story that may touch the heart. I knew too from my convo with him that was why it took me some time to respond. I saw his messaged but initially pretended i didnt see it cos my instinct was telling me to look away. I later decided to prove my instinct right and just play along and my instinct was proved right. Something i hate is exploitation and cheating. How will someone just come here to post a non existing job all in a bid to steal peoples sweat. That guy is cursed already. He is a doomed fellow.

Every of his action proved i knew what i was saying. What happened to that poor boy he refused to pay and so many others he has just been using style to collect contents from and block them.

I have reported him already. He is not running a legitimate business if he does by now we would have known the name of his organization.

This is a lesson to all Job seekers, donk just jump on any job anyhow make your findings to be sure of who you intend working for.


Even the name he uses, Oliva Williams is a fake name. The guy is an all shade of scam

It is well sir

oliverwrites:
Maybe cos you are in a haste you want me to reply you exactly when you want, I have many other things I do. You asked me for the URL of where I post the articles, you probably think I am an idiot?

So I was hiding my whatsapp? How come I gave 9jatrends my whatsapp? If only you were patient, you would have gotten it but it appears you are one of those that should be avoided. Thanks for letting me know.

And I don't have writters? Hahaha, you people are full of assumptions and pathetic excuses.

It is possible for you to have a business and not have a website (doesn't mean), and if you don't, you should have just said it and that's all.

I didn't ask you for the sites you post the articles. You stated clearly that you have a SEO writing company registered in Australia named ebrandcontractor, so I assumed you had a website.

I wasn't asking for many website links or whatsoever, I was asking for just one (the ebrandcontractor website if you had one).

I know what to look for there, but if you had none, it didn't mean you are not legit. There are many big businesses here in Nigeria earning thousands and millions per day and they don't even have an online presence not to talk of website and I'm not interested in judging you for that.

As for your Whatsapp, I didn't say you didn't wanna share it. I only made it known that I asked few questions and Whatsapp chat was one of them. For reasons best known to you, you didn't answer and I was expecting your reply.

Of course I knew you answered some people on whatsapp when I read your screenshots but sudden ghosting was what I didn't understand and I included that in my write up.

Finally, you are the one that knows the writers that work best for you, so you can work with them to your best interests. I didn't say you don't have writers.

And I said it seems nairalanders and you are not getting along very well, after all you said Asians are better off Nigerian writers. So, what's my own? You have all the prerogative and decision to make. The choice is all yours, good luck bro!

9jatrends:
Hey Oliver. Attached to this screenshot is a plagiarism check that was run on the article i wrote for you which you refused to pay for. As everyone can see here this article was 80.92% unique and the remaining 19% was from the definition of the term funginix which is a standard and accepted definition all over the world.

You expect me to give an already existing term a new definition? What are you talking about? You are a scam and it has been confirmed.

You are just out there to exploit writers and come up with a stupid reason why you wont pay and then still use the same materials you didnt pay for. 80.92% uniqueness for any article is excellent.

Pls tell us what you were looking for.

You are evil

Lol.... You and this guy just dey fire una sef hot hot
I can see that his posts have been taken down, how come?
You know, I was interested in the job, I messaged him and he answered and gave me the terms. But I had to be sure he was legit so I asked some questions e.g. Website link. He declined (I didn't worry because I understand that we nairalanders are funny).

I too have declined some private info in the past, so I understood him. I agreed with bi weekly payment.

However the last question I asked him was whether he was African or Caucasian, and that whether he chats on whatsapp or not.

I never received an answer till now and I even sent message on Nairaland wondering why he wasn't answering again. Maybe he thought I was too probing or looked troublesome whereas I was only trying to be cautious so that we can both have clear agreement. I don't think I have done anything wrong by asking questions.

Apart from this, I've tried searching for the legitimacy of the job post, especially those who have worked successfully for him before, I couldn't find any even from last year because the only person I got wasn't sure whether he worked for him last year or not.

I assume the guy didn't work at all even after agreeing to work because if he got paid 200k at any time last year, I don't think he should forget such a work in a jiffy.

Regardless of all these, I still proceeded to inform him I would like to start the work any time he's ready and that he should send the first topic, still, I never got an answer, so I let him be. Maybe my spirit helped me dodge a bullet!

Not until last night and I saw all the cacophony as regards his job and I was like, Wow! And I also saw his screenshots about the writers he said he couldn't use. Since then I have been observing keenly.

Maybe he should try elsewhere because it seems nairalanders can't get along with him positively.

MightyEmperor:
as we were moving with the casket to an already dug grave, an invisible force came mightily upon the casket and it swerved forcing it to face another direction, it moved swiftly and we ran with it for a while before it stopped and continued again, there was a struggle and maneuver which lasted for about 20 minutes. At this point I started praying in my mind because I have never seen anything like that before and I said " madam calm down, no be me kill you, I dey my own o, them say make I come carry na im make I come carry, I no do you anything" We were still struggling with the casket until one old man came and asked us to lower it, he told us to wave it 3 times back to front, after that everything became calm, the first daughter of the woman was also called to come and speak to her late mother corpse to pacify her departing soul. After this we were able to lower the casket into the grave with ease. This is from my personal experience and am still trying to find an answer of what happened that day.

Na wa o... Thanks for sharing the story in details. I like those who take their time to share a story.

It does happen, I haven't had an experience but I believe. These experiences are part of our culture and they are real.

There are similar stories like yours here on Nairaland. Seems like they are under religious threads where some shared their paranormal experiences.

Was it not last year or so that a pastor got killed by the grave side of one of his church members (an elder or deacon). The man had advised the pastor that whenever he dies, he should be buried in his residence at Akure and not his home town.

The pastor acted alongside the man's family members and decided to go bury him in his hometown as against his wish. It was during the funeral that the pastor's life got expired.

Now, whether coincidence or not, it is strange. Human spirits are stronger than one another and no one knows the one that will pose a problem prior to them being buried at death.

MightyEmperor:
I have personally experienced it, and it happened the day I attended the burial of a friend's mother, i was called to carry the casket together with three other guys, the casket was moving us and we were struggling to bring it under control, am still mystified by that experience till this day.

How did you now get her buried at last?

arthurwillia:
Oga no drugs in this life that don’t have side effects and adverse effect, get that stuck in your brain oooo

The way he pumps himself with drugs is worrisome.
He come dey top am with black bullet and bitters. Means his system reeks of those things 24/7. He should take it easy o.

Axel1:
Boss viagra, Vega - 100, Cailis etc has no side effects, I have been taking them for years due to my naturally and extremely high libido. No negative side effects, I sex every blessed day e.g I was with my girl for two weeks straight and in the space of two weeks that I was with her, we had sex on all 14 day's both morning and evenings each. I returned back home yesterday and the urge returned I still sex a prostitute yesterday and maybe today as my sexual urge is so high.... I'm not suffering from erectile disfunction but just using it for a more stronger erection.

ha! Bros. eeee. Seems like you need deliverance.
If you didn't do the deliverance before marriage, just make sure you marry a sex maniac wey love am well well to avoid story that touches o.

#Peace

Drbike:
Omo,

OP, shey na you clean the school name abi you got the pix from somewhere else? Anyone wey e be, tell the person that he/she didn't do a good job. Na Enugu State University I dey see for the place so.

Depot:
Wish my dad can manage your walk like 30mins daily . I always force him to walk by refusing to drive him to short distances . He will walk for 5 to 10 mins and sit on the road side to rest . Old age shaa. When I complain , he will tell me “ikaa nka,ighota ije “ meaning “when you are old , you will understand.He is 75 . My Yoruba neighbor at 75 still keeps girlfriends and goes to hotels .
I walk out 5 times weekly . I think that’s the reason I am not as big as my dad . Exercise regularly during your youthful days , it will
Help you when old.

Just help me tell that Yoruba man to thread softly o..... Cos hard banging at such age fit cause heart attack /stroke o.

datola:
Hmm... if they walk and fall. What will happen?

They walk under close monitoring.

cho25bc:
Hmmm,you are right. Although ive not used freelancer before too but ive heard similar comments about it. Hmmm,as for insolvp, i will ask someone who knows about it and get back to you soonest.

Thanks, I will also check it soon.

mytime24:
Who go buy this one for me


Abi bcaus i no b nollywood actress

Who go buy am for you? Have you been replying quotes or email?

African Magic Igbo becoming reality

Ogaga87:
What's your problem Bros

Wetin I do you?

[quote author=Ogaga87 post=104861371][/quote]Was he blind before?

DoctorDree:
I hope it’s true

Is this not the Astrazeneca vaccine with the most side effects?

If there should be at all, why not Pfizer or Moderna brand?

Botking:
It all depends how much you have saved so far

And another thing, make sure you bring your westerner wife and children back home when you're returning

Hmmmn.... That one go hard because they won't return. Even if you marry your wife here initially and they born for there. If you wan return and those kids are of age and knows what's up, even though they yearn to know home, this place won't be their home.

They can only settle here if there is a change in the nation and a change can only be feasible when Nigeria divides.

cho25bc:
Try freelancer.com and insolvo.com.

Thank you dear. However, to me, freelancer is the most useless freelance website. It's hard getting a job there. I never landed a job there or messaged for a job.

Those who got jobs there in Nigeria were mostly those who knew about them earlier like around 2015,16 or thereabout. They got jobs with foreign profiles anyway.

But after monitoring and regulations, many naija guyz had to do Nigerian profiles and they got few jobs or never got again.

What I'm saying is that the competition on freelancer.com is stiff and outta this world. This is my first time of learning about insolvo though.