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SegFault:
this one na pikin.. Read below:
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.healthline.com/health/depression&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwin15Wz9InvAhWSTcAKHXBQAsAQFjABegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw2WQ2MqKiZACPyfi9ud-QEL

Lol... Abi o, I laugh

Youngpo413:
Only poverty can cause depression,if you are rich life will be meaningful and sweet...money is everything bro...

I saw your comment and I was tempted to insult you but I won't.
It's kids with little life experiences and challenges that talk the way you did.

So because someone has a car and is rich means the person has gotten all his desire in life ba? And it means happily ever after abi?

Pray make you never see problem to let you know money can be useless in various situations.

A single life problem can make you run from pillar to post with your Dangote money for 20 years without solution and peace of mind, with prayers and help resulting in futility from so called strong deliverers.

It will be like film trick as the years count by and you just see that a whole 20/25 years have passed by and problem haven't been solved.

Just pray, so you won't know that money is not everything.

You don't know her, but do you know the man?

Lol..... These aren't new nah.

faithfull18:
Alright, kindly chat up on WhatsApp. Number in my profile.

Thank you

faithfull18:
So, who are those getting married every weekend.

Maami, can I chat you up on an issue? Permission to fall in ma.

Gyong:
Sweet movie, the sugar daddy blood pressure go don rise as he hear let's mention the name of the man.

Lol... Na so

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
I don dey miss suya

Make I buy and enjoy enough suya this night because I nor know when them go call off strike..

Baba, no be only beef dem dey take do suya o... Chicken suya dey, even bushmeat suya

As realnigga wey you be, you fit order am or grill chicken yourself na.... More hygienic than the so called aboki suya.

Rest in peace Victorian; may your new life in the great beyond be beautiful and peaceful. Amen.

So this thread actually says Victorian is dead?

I'm very sad right now. She chats beautifully and maturely here on Nairaland. This is unbelievable and painful to hear.

Victorian, may your soul rest in perfect peace!

Righteousness2:
Your Sin will Find you out when you Cross over..
Then u will know what u did to yourself.

Shut up! You are a LIAR and believe me, you know nothing true about crossing over to the great beyond. You are even ignorant about the scriptures at your disposal. Go and read more about it and acknowledge the truth of the subject matter before talking about crossing over. Ole

BeeBeeOoh:
I used to be like you till the very day I sat in the midst of elders, people with grey hairs. U no go understand

Lol..... Baba, wetin you find G midst of elders, how you take locate the way there?

Righteousness2:
That was then!
Right now GOD is no longer in the ark!
That Dispensation is long Gone.
JESUS Christ has Paid the Price!
You don't need to hold on to any ark now.
It is irrelevant..
The Ark right now is JESUS CHRIST!

So you even know that that dispensation is long gone abi, and that Jesus has paid the price;
yet when it comes to tithe and offering, it doesn't take you a second to revive the long gone dispensation again and forget the price Jesus paid.

Confusionists and hypocrites!

Jerryherd:



Twitter liar


So driving school now use auto drive instead of manual

Suddenly her fair skinned hand in the Display Picture suddenly turned black while driving

Some schools use both. Or better still they teach you with your own car if you like.

He had better be careful, because bullets will fly in his direction very soon if he doesn't stop his forest combing in the SE.

RayJr:
Good day guys, trust y'all are having a great weekend?

Incase you read this post with the link below

https://www.nairaland.com/5931442/why-should-stop-using-mtn

I want to show y'all how to check your midnight data. just dial *406*4*3#. Remember you must be on MTN Pulse. Better still dial *406# and follow the directions.


Have a great day!

Baba, I sent you a PM, please check it out. Thanks.

Kondomatic:
In essence, every nigga who isn't chasing hoes and bitches is successful, you make it sound like there's just one, only one way to be successful.


Guy calm down, life isn't like that.

I don't drink, I don't smoke nor womanize but most of my friends that do these are ahead of me financially.

It's not always black and white, there are some areas with shades of gray.


Now talking about starting saving, saving what exactly? You find yourself in a society that does everything within its means to make you poor and you're talking about savings? Do you save on empty stomach?


There are folks that started shouldering family responsibility before they turned 18. Abeg, no let me start.


Maybe you had an easy start, lots of us didn't. Nobody laid any foundation for us, some of us has no certificate so no job, we have no money so no business. The only thing we had was our strength so we worked and spent a good part of the money on drugs to cure our frequent ailments and the rest we sent home to our equally unfortunate siblings.

And then there's rent and the always increasing electricity bill etc. How much do we take home every day? Sometimes N1.5k or 2k depending on your boss and maybe 3k on lucky days that you served two people but one plate of food is N300 so we eat beans and bread instead to save money because transportation back home is N500 minimum.


And I ask, how can you save?


I am not making excuses for Laziness, I hate that but you lots got to understand that life got no balance.


I grew up in this so I know how difficult it is. I am a victim so I can tell you a thing or two.


There was a time I soaked garri morning and evening for five days straight up with no other meals inbetween while digging a church's foundation alone.

Let me rephrase this in case you didn't get it.

I went from Monday to Friday without tasting oil, salt, pepper or anything cooked with fire so that I can have enough money to rent a shop.


I needed the whole wage from the digging to pay for my shop so I didn't want to spend a dime on food because doing so will mean that I will have to look for another job to complete the money.

When I opened the shop, the government pounced on me. Local, state and federal government alike.
With multiple taxes.

All these from someone that was powered by garri and sugar with water for five days. I almost died on the fourth day, my eyes were rotating in their sockets like an orbit fan. Abeg let's leave story.

You see some of the alcoholics and gamblers are frustrated. A ticket a day gives them hope to live for another day. If the ticket binds, they will play another one. Another hope for 24hrs of life.



Some do these and it's unfortunate. It is also the reason for the increase in crime and the bad thing in the society.


But it all boils down to the system. Let's not talk about the early bird that ate the worm, let's talk about the early worm that was eaten. It was an early riser too.


So many prostitutes everywhere, why?

Lies boss, an annoying one.

Why are our brothers in the white man's land doing better that some of us here? Did they inhale the X chromosomes upon arrival? Every woman has this X chromosome so why are the women back here not doing no better?


Why do guys in the white man's land have fewer prayer point that us? Simple, government have answered most of them.


Hey! If womanizing and alcohol is the reason we are poor like you said then only few white people would be rich. I mean, those guys fvck like Rabbits, they drink, smoke and do hard drugs. So how come?



Let me talk about why our countries are poor using Nigeria as a case study.


Nigeria is not poor because it's a "Nigga country"


She's poor because she's too diverse to be rich. I keep saying this, that our diversity is a curse.

Day in and out we keep talking about tribalism and how it's drawing us back but what's tribalism? Tribalism is patriotism in its purest form.


You can't lump 3 major different nations together without any mapped plan on how it would be run and expect progress.


What exactly is Nigeria's dream?



Nothing. Win election, attack opposition until its the time for the election and then start campaign.


Abeg I don tire to dey type.

The good news brethren is that I was able to beat the system so you all can. Just keep working and keep planning. Opportunity will surely present it itself, please don't waste it.

But you must have plans.. It's the most important of all.

Don't let anyone make you feel like a piece of shit, they don't know your story.

Boss, you have said it all. You are wise in talk and your expanded view about life 'cos you have said the truth.

Unlike some who talk carelessly thinking they are wise while they are the opposite

And if you have been able to beat the system like you said, then you I'm proud of you. You are going greater places.

May the universe and the land on which we dwell favor the rest of us in the struggle.

tnerro1:
Social media sha, I tot they said the guy has relocated to Germany, na wa oooo . We need the social media bill against fake news oooo and fake photo shop/copy

It's not fake news, though running away is the wrong statement. He simply went to Germany for like a day or two and he's back in Nigeria again.

seunmsg:
Is Sunday Igboho no longer in Germany?

He has returned.

pepperdemzombie:
Real life! E no wan marry, only carry carry. Mama was not patient enough, even bringing ladies that he rejected.
She used to bring her family members to do real drama with him.
He married in his 40s, the mama was jumping about on wedding day.

Hahaha lol he really enjoyed bachelor life

pepperdemzombie:
Dis one wey im mama dey come shout for Lagos every week say make e go marry at 42.
That mama embarassed him eh!

For film or for real life?

Archtype:
I said it, this govt can never get its priorities right. They left the bandits that are kidnapping people, they even killed and kidnapped school children in Niger State, they also left Boko-haram and are here chasing shadows and looking for ESN that is more of an outfit helping them in security.

So you think they got priorities to attend to in the first place? Eh? Or you think bandits are part of their priorities, like they are interested in crushing them?

Wake up bro. This government is happy with the bandits. They support them against the south and anything that would stand against the fulanis conquest.

Whatever action made by the government against bandits or herdsmen are for mere show and surface dressing just to cool down the heat a bit. After cooling down, these evil unofficial soldiers continue their atrocities again.

RayJr:
They just met 2 weeks ago and she got to know him through someone that directed her to him so she could get her wallet funded

Baba, I'm sorry about the incident that happened to your sister. However, I urge you to take a step as regard the issue, possibly contacting the police.

MejiLoyon:
Glory be to God. That's wonderful.
Ehm sorry sir what exactly do you do again?

Last year I and my siblings decided to change momsys car. The eldest kept sending cash to buy but she ends up collecting the money to "contribute to God's work". So we kuku say make we buy am. As last born my own no too plenty wet I contribute but E shake me. Last last we buy the ride. Surprised her with it. She was very happy.
A month later I went to visit her. On my way I saw the car. I quickly brought out my phone to call her that I was going home to see her. Lo and behold mama say she dey house. I sha go house. Momsy who dey drive your car she say na pastor. For Wetin she say she sow am as seed.why you no sow this pilot wey don old she say E no fit the man. I no talk. I just do my doings comot. Carried 4 of my men we enter pastor cabal. We met him at home.Immediately he see me guyman start to shake. He don hear my scores for street say I be confirm weyrey. I no open my car ask am anything na him by himself dey talk say my son see the keys O. I told her not to but she insisted O. Just take it and leave. Hehehehe. When he see eye wey don red after plenty orijin. Drove the car to mom's and called my brother's. See scolding. We all threatened to disown her if she try that stunt again. Weeks later one girl carry belle for pastor. Later another. The man dey yansh people wives anyhow. My momsy left the church for another. Na that time she start to fresh. Every dime this guyman dey collect.

Make una wise up. These men majority na scam. Especially this guy. Fear Edo men.
PS. I be Edo too

Lol.... Are you sure this is not a work of fiction you just narrated so the pastor give girl belle. Chai

zcee:
Good morning nairalanders,hope you won't mind my grammar because am not good at writing a long story or dropping a long write up.

I have been battling with a strange sickness which got to do with itching sometimes crawling itching all over my body,at times it get worst and better it's even very severe and harsh on my penis but the itching continues and my body shows no signs and symptoms,the first doc and pharmacist I met with said I had scabies but another pharmacist who is close to our family refuted the claim but i still took the medication according to her,she said if I had scabies there must surely be symptoms of it on my body..

It's been 2 years now and since when it started I have gone for lab test severally but nothing came out even the last test I did in a general hospital as directed by a specialist show nothing in my last test result, according to the doctor/specialist she said am okay but when I first met with the her before going for the last lab test which she recommended for me,she told me to avoid some things like harsh soap and cream or anything that contains antiseptic or antibiotics and secondly I have a dried skin so any time I take my bathe I should rub cream on my body immediately after taking my bath and shouldn't dry my body too.I have applied all these methods many times but the itching still continues..

Starting from the first lab test(blood test precisely) I did when the strange itching started,the result came out and it showed that I had microfilaria of which I took injections and drugs to cure it and the lab scientist told me it's the microfilaria that was the curse of the itching on my body but I think she lied because itching continued..
The second and third Lab test which I did last year January, nothing much came out,the first second lab scientist said I needed to treat malaria of which I did then the third one said I have so many deficiencies that needed to be treated urgently I didn't follow up his cajoling talks because he was after my money he even wanted to be the one to give me his own treatment through herbal methods..
So right now am confused I don't even know what and who to believe again,I have met with so many medical practitioners and laid my complaints to them but still the sickness continues even the specialist recommended some drugs and cream for me to buy when my last test result came out I told her that it won't work because I have taken so much drugs she told me may be am having a psychological disorder but she didn't go further to explain.The same statement was made by that same pharmacist who close to my family and she didn't go further too the both only told me to go and take my medication and drugs and cream is for bodily reactions..

Please, doctors in the house help me out,am just confused and tired and I have spent so much..
If you have had similar problem before,I would like to know how you cured it plz help out a brother..
Right now my elder sister who is to religious is giving me tough headache she said I should go and pray out myself or go back to my father's to go find out what is wrong with me in form of threat am just tired of her she keeps on saying it's spiritual but am still doubting it and I still pray fervently about it...

Check yourself for lack of vitamin b and d.

If you don't lack the above vitamins after test, go spiritual!

GOVERNMENT2:
ISKILU WAKILI IS STILL WALKING FREE IN AYETE FOREST O

Oga, your Iskilu has been pursued by wild bees away from the forest. Him and his people even ran leaving their hats and some cows. Ayete residents and kids are seen dancing with their hats while drumming and rejoicing. Lol

just2endowed:
It wasn't the whole fulani army that capture ajayi Crowther village. It was after the fulani had islamatize Oyo and conquer Oyo and some yoruba Muslims decided to join forces to capture other area that have not surrender to Islam. That was why he and his people and town was sold to a Christian slave Master : the Portuguese and spainish. It's a vicious circle od wickedness

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