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dorin27:
:DI no fit laugh....chaii. this one off me

Na true na! Yahoo boy format, but in this case, yahoo girl

Blackdisciple:
Baba non oo, na only my babe wished me happy new year oo...

I sent happy new year wishes to the other one before she replied me"SAME HERE"

Lol.. Annoying response... Selfish things!

sapphiere:
So men don't lie to their wives that they don't have kids outside their matrimonial homes and later got busted?

I'm not interested in this topic. But men are not God who made nature so. It's not a matter of competition. You women can never be equal to men no matter the laws. If you believe in a creator, take your matter to him.

The fact that man remodified laws still doesn't make you equal to men, not even in white man's land.

As for what you put up there, go try it and bring another man's child for your husband. What happens when he finds out is up to you both.

Kokaine:
if dangote gets angry with us for spreading his news he will just add 1k to cement price and 50naira to indomie, salt and spaghetti

Lol... If to say you be Billionaire, you go wicked o

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]The chubby pic is my profile photo since you did not notice.[/color]

I did notice; I was only interested in a full pics, from head to toe

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do I look better as a tall and skinny lady or as a chubby sized woman?[/color]

This must be an old picture of you. Post the one of chubby size and let's judge!

chatinent:
I'm waiting for his sheep to say God says the letter “z” means zion.



Yawns.

Lol... Yes na zion o

But critically that's not really a 'Z". That's an opposite or inverted Z. Looks more like S.

And according to Mathematical rule, let S = streets. Therefore, Pastor Leke and his wife na streets pastor and wifey wey sabi how parole dey go

xrayj:
Many of them still thinks he is 40, not knowing he is older than most of their parents. 60 looks good on him

Lol...dont mind dem, dem no know say Hanks na papa wey person suppose dey prostrate to fully

Asabe4:
Happy New year
May the year be everything we wish for and more

Sweet damsel .. Happy new year

MelesZenawi:
Not long ago we read how American soldiers successfully came to Nigeria and rescued their countryman. The operation well planned and executed without much noise .

Just look at Nigeria soldiers walking around the bush as if they are acting Nollywood video and worst of all same people you are looking for are the ones taking your pictures and be posting on net .

That is to say if this is really an aggressive situation, none of these Soldiers will leave that bush alive because they will be smoked out..

This is a bad precedence because it shows that probably there is no logistics or preparation before NA carries out an operation..

Just like go boys and find them without proper logistics.

Whosoever that sanctioned this disappointing and humiliating operation should be fired from the military..


This is a bad signal on how army operates and it's strength.

Lol... A good sniper will take them all out!

Soissons:
Hanks has been looking that rickety and dilapidated for the past fifteen years or so

It's well

illicit:
You mean that dude is 60

Yeah!

illicit:
Hmmm, he is now a ghost of his former self....

Soissons:
See Hanks so prematurely wasted

Always say no to drug!

illicit:
Hmmm, he is now a ghost of his former self....

While I do not subscribe to drugs, but let's don't over exaggerate matter. Hanks is already old, he's 60 years old already.

So I no understand wetin you two mean by ghost of
former self or prematurely wasted.

Definitely we can't be young forever!

theFilmtric:

These N.Koreans are worse than African leaders
Just look at at South Korea
North Korea is worse than Nigeria
And any country poorer than Nigeria is not a country to me
The Kim dynasty have turned the country to a family business
From Kim Il sung to the baby there now
if not for USA's intervention during the korean conflict
If not the whole Korean peninsula would be like N.korea now
And there would be no K Drama
Only Nuclear warheads


[font=sans]its kinda true
1.North Nigeria=a mess
2.North Ethiopia=Tigray=A mess
3.North Vietnam caused trouble
4.North USA filled with racists
5.The North of the World=Europe=Colonized the rest of the world and Caused 80% of the worlds wars
6.North Korea=A mess
7.North Africa=A breeding ground for Jihadist groups and radicalising Muslims

theFilmtricsay

Maybe because bible says "Out of the North an evil shall break forth upon all the inhabitants of the land" Jeremiah 1:14

Ever8090:
I have my reservations about people getting short by unknown gun men because sometimes the dead knows the gun men and what led to his death. I got this feeling after my experience with a man that I am still suffering today..as a builder he contracted me to help do a job for him in Anambra state (a school project) which I had to relocate from port Harcourt to such a remote area in Inoma Anambra West the last community between Anambra and Kogi state. The road to the community is not motorable during raining season I had to move materials trough river Niger.
Some days I will be on the river from Onisha to the village around 10 in the night on boat and I don't even know how to swim.
My experience the last day I went through the road with materials after heavy rainfall is something I won't wish on my enemy.
The truck got stuck in the mud, in the process of trying to get it out, the vehicle got spoilt I had to treke with the boy from the community that accompanied me to Onisha, from 8 in the early hours of the night to 2:30 mid night before we arrived the village. which I had to set my alarm to wake me up by 4:30 so that I could get a bike to take me to the vehicle in the early hours. The driver has gone back to Agurere to get mechanic to bring in the morning . After repairs,we discovered that one of the tire of the truck was flat we had to drive back to Agurere to fix it.
On our way back to the community, the vehicle got stuck in the mud 3 times. I removed my cloths down to my under wears because each time the vehicle got stuck, we have to remove the mud and cut trees from the bush to help the tires roll.second to the last time that the vehicle got stuck, tears rolled down my eyes because all hope was lost to get it out but with God intervention we eventually succeed.
The last time, we were there struggling to get it out then the cloud became dark with rain, we succeeded again and took of, mind you I left home the previous day about 6am got home after trekking from 8 to 2:30 mid night the woke up by 4:30 and by the time we got the vehicle out for the last time, it was already 5-6 in the evening of the following day..the rain started as we drove through it to the site. The driver was insulting me trough out the journey because I was the one that pleaded with him to come.he was concern on how he will get his vehicle out of that village, and I tell you, we were the last people that got to that village by road during that raining season.
The rest of the materials I carried trough the river by boat.
The accommodation I got, was like a cemetery, 4 people were buried in the house and I was sleeping there alone.
So many things I went through if I continue It will take you guys hours to read through, but guess what!! After the job, the money has been posting me for my money which is 1,167,000. It is getting to 2 yes now. Even when my dad died, I begged him for just 160,000 out of the one-point-sixty seven thousand to enable me lay my dad to rest, he told me he doesn't have money. That man has not givine me eve 5 naira out of the money as I speak..right now, he has stop picking my calls..

So if I am someone without the fear of God, if I find a way to eliminate him.. someone who doesn't know the story will lay courses on me which I believe will not even work..but for the fact that there was no written agreement, I don't think there is anything I can do than to leave everything to God..I approached the police but they told me it is a civil case and they can't do anything, the lawyer I met told me without documents, it will be difficult.

So don't just conclude when you see people die like this, some are not innocent..

Chai.....you don suffer o. . Sorry bro, sorry.

dederocs:
no one is expecting anything extraordinary, we are talking of insecurity, mass kidnappings and killings, what you are saying does not relate to the thread, and narration of the kidnap victim.

It does oga.... There's a sinister plot against the citizens of the country and those who know know. And the desire of the many leaders at the top is just to enjoy money without being responsible for anything.

It's about money and the country's matter has become a business merchandise. And it's still as a result of leaders who are very foolish.

Tell me, who gives orders to soldiers to stand down whenever they are about to attack Boko Haram. And you will see terrorists operating for more than 6 hours at a stretch.

Who gives the positions of some army to terrorists for ambush? When General Adeniyi lamented in that video that there's not enough fighting equipment, what did they do? He was silenced, and deposed. I could remember a young soldier crying out of fear and frustration in that video.

Who gave orders to shoot lekki protesters when same order couldn't be given to bombard forests that they know kidnappers reside in? And so on and so forth.

All these evil orders came from someone, some people and from somewhere in this country.

So, when you as a person laments and begin to analyze how soldiers and other security arms can do their job : aircraft, army, guerrilla etc. I just laugh.

This is because even if they are dunces in government, they still know what to do. They just don't wanna do it, for sinister motives some which are still vague to many people.

So Bros. save your breath. If they wanna make things happen they will do it. The capital is available even if it means using mercenaries. After all, these bandits and terrorists are not more than the whole army fighting officers in this country.

Bros dederocs, leave matter for Matthias.

TheGiftedOne:
Irrelevant end of year religious ritual. What changes have come with the previous crossover nights? How many of the so-called god of men warned of a disastrous 2020 in the eve of twenty nineteen? Thieves, kidnappers, prostitutes, murderers etc will all attend and continue from where they left off the previous year isn't it?


Nonsense! Crossing over to the second wave of covid-19 I guess. If you like quote me, na you sabi. Who don get sense don get sense.

You are right broda.... The main reason I don't support this end of year thing is because of the many dangers attached to walking about in the mid nights.

Some get raped, some robbed, stabbed and murdered. In short, many become victims of avoidable atrocities and lose their lives.

All these have been happening even since the days security were better than now, not to talk of the terrible situation we find ourselves in Nigeria presently.

Chii59:
Packing my bags

Very well dear, keep in touch and get ready for a mind blowing experience!

dederocs:
I did not see anything funny.

It's funny because the abnormalities you see in Nigeria is coincidental whereas most of it are deliberate.

When you tell a child you will bring him a candy tomorrow, he becomes happy, and when tomorrow comes you show up and fail to bring the candy, but you encourage him with excuses that you will bring it another time.

He believes you, then you show up continually without the candy but with different excuses and more promises. The child continues to believe you whereas you know you are just fooling him.

But because he's a child, he continues to expect in vain. Such is the belief of those who expect great things from Nigeria and it leaders.

Sadly, many adults, aged and very matured people are in this category and they dwell in mirage, arguing beside newspaper stand. Shouting on FB and here on Nairaland and expecting good tidings since 1960 until now.

Bros. Don't disturb yourself, because that 1960 independence is a lie. Some people believe they are born to rule, but these people are in subjection also to the colonial masters and we are still being ruled indirectly from UK till now, hence, reasons our woes still remains. Nigeria is under their evil grip.

The formation of the country was done with craftiness and guile from the pit of Wickedness itself as they know how it will play through. Imagine experimenting with us like lab rats, merging various empires together and you think there will be peace? Nay!

They don't need crude slave trade of the past. The modern one is done with wisdom. As long as you the colonized country don't develop and chaos remains in your domain, you will always seek them. After all all the trade and the slavery et al are as a function of having good economy over weak countries.

They don't need to pack you in ships to the white man's land, what they need are evil and coward leaders that will dance to their tune here while you will willingly pack yourselves in aeroplanes and seek them to go work in their land because their economy is flourishing.

Summarily, until we go back to the foundations, the expectation that things will get better is a pipe dream, like finding a needle in an ocean!

Chii59:
Aswr

Baby, let take you on a trip to Equatorial Guinea, January

dederocs:
It was blank shots to scare their victims, and play on the minds of their young recruits,to make them feel more invicible and daring. The state governor need to declare war, they need the airforce for regular air patrols of the forest, government will need to evacuate any legitimate citizens living in the fringes of the forest areas, and a prolonged raid by helicopter gunships, and missiles into specified locations. Nigeria government need to buy or hire laser guided missile equipments and weaponry, they must use the billions of dollars to buy weapons, because Northerners, Southerners, everyone is dying...let us stop playing politics with human blood.

Lol... "the state governor need to declare war" bla bla... Lol

You talk still using sentiments of one Nigeria for this yeye country. Oh, so you think security forces and government don't know what to do before?

The governors' power especially Southerners are limited. And something is coming.

Yes, war looms and it's no joke. The best is for southerners to prepare. The time even seems short. The things those kidnappers said are real and what they want is total domination of the south.

This is no time to speak grammar. PREPARE!

Ijawwomaninoyo:
What else is a sane person expecting from a woman that married 4 Times?
She was doing the same thing with the 1st husband while the family complained, but you know some men when it comes to worshipping beauty. The man nursed this until he died of sudden heart attack.
She took it tribal with the family, married 2 Igbo men who kicked her out in 9 months and 5 months respectively for this same reason before using juju to snatch Doris' husband.
Most men with beautiful wives are doing this same cover up to avoid shame.

Chai... For real? things dey happen o

meobizy:
Na today? Every Nollywood marriage makes for horrible neighbours. My parents have stories of some popular names living dysfunctional lives before they hit it big. Shouts of “ashawo” and “you must kill me today” always rented the air early into the morning.

Lol

mrfreestuff:
Your opinion sir. You still have a lot to learn about this earth let alone this world.

Go and study the ifa corpus and see how these you call myths have been codified for knowledge across all aspects of life including science, pharmacognosy etc.

There are formulations codified and known only by the initiates. That you don't know does not mean they don't exist. A student of pharmacy can educate you more and you can get a copy of Prof. Sofowora's book on Traditional medicine. Prof is a renowned Pharmacist.

Omode o mo ogun, oun pe lefo

This Shofowora's book, does it entail the teaching and knowing of different plants with how to mix various plants together to cure different ailments?

Bornu1stSon:
During my NYSC service year, when I was in camp. One invited preacher told us to donate our first Alawee.

Na so everyone the look am

Hahaha hahaha ROTFLMAO

Ladyhippolyta88:
Astrazaneca,Johnson and Johnson and over 4 other ones going through stage 3 trials.China is developing one too I don't think I will want a Chinese Vaccine.

Pfizer is quite popular because it came out first and many countries have pre ordered because of that moderna is also out but mainly in the US as of now moderna has a higher efficacy rate than pfizer but I don't know if they have many doses available and it is quite easier to store than pfizer vaccine you can research Moderna vaccine yourself.Moderna is easier to store in warmer temperature than pfizer making distribution easier.

I will even prefer to take a moderna vaccine if I had the choice or chance to

Ok.. Thanks for the enlightenment.

But I'm disappointed that China being the cause of this evil is yet to come out with something and it's been a year now since this troubled started.

generationz:
Some people live in a bubble and they don't realize what goes on in reality. This why nobody should worship their pastors. Many of them are airheads with good diction. Just take a few things from them and find your way.

Someone who went to school in the 70s and all his kids either schooled abroad or had the best of education in Nigeria with good job opportunities, how can he empathize with the poorest members of society who have many dependents with little to no help or opportunities? The highest opportunity some have is to scratch and scrap to go to University.


His type will still preach against alcohol sales and Bet Naija forgetting that's entrepreneurship too.

If only our yahoo boys can scam these fools and leave innocent people alone.

I love you

generationz:
Some people live in a bubble and they don't realize what goes on in reality. This why nobody should worship their pastors. Many of them are airheads with good diction. Just take a few things from them and find your way.

Someone who went to school in the 70s and all his kids either schooled abroad or had the best of education in Nigeria with good job opportunities, how can he empathize with the poorest members of society who have many dependents with little to no help or opportunities? The highest opportunity some have is to scratch and scrap to go to University.


His type will still preach against alcohol sales and Bet Naija forgetting that's entrepreneurship too.

If only our yahoo boys can scam these fools and leave innocent people alone.

I love you

Ladyhippolyta88:
It depends on the type of vaccine we get.

I don't think Nigeria will get pfizer or any vaccine next year

Why not? But Pfizer /bioNtech is the popular one and I believe that's what majority of the countries are waiting for.

What other types are available? Russia's own?

emmy512:
They better not get in a hurry and kill people.
They should check it well.
It may be good overseas but what if the vials of vaccines shaking disrupts their chemical compound when transported down here, or it doesn't work well with Nigerian blood.
Remember it's not as vicious here as it is over there. The vaccine was tested on their people not ours

And to think that the vaccine should be preserved at - 70°c makes one wonder if it could be preserved well in Nigeria.

MoneyTrees:
Why not?
send me an email with your WhatsApp number I'll message you

I don send am.

neighbourhud:
Even me ;
It was so funny

Things that make nairaland sweet

MoneyTrees:
Why not? send me an email with your WhatsApp number I'll message you

Okk