₦airaland Forum

LyfeJennings:
Nigga is yet to build one
If he did
He would brag about it
That guy is a numbskull
Weyrey omo
I hate the arrogance he attached when chatting with that girl (from the leaked chat)
Oloriburuku omo kekere
U don't have to love her. Just show her some respect cos she birthed ur child
I mean even if na 400k u dey sort half a year
E go make sense
U been all over the world but U didn't even bother to at least care for the show some love to that poor girl
Even if na to hold am one of those tours
All expense paid trip
May God treat U the way U treat that girl Wizkid

Hahahahaha...see me rolling with laughter here. A pity he hasn't built one if true.

But wait o bro; you sure say you no know that girl personally, because the way yu dey take angry dey curse whizkid for this matter full of suspicion o. Take am easy o egbon, yu dey angry than the girl sef

LyfeJennings:
This wizkid na Oloriburuku
Walahi
Baba NLA Oloriburuku ni boy yen
Weyrey wey never build him own house wan build school for Africa

Are you serious e never build house with all the money he's been making? I doubt that, but if true life go teach am bitter lesson soon.

gaby:
Lol...

Bro, my life na book o...no kidding at all..

I advice people these days using my life experiences as an example.

I no get time to dey look time guy...

If someone had told me a couple of years ago that I'll be citing my life experiences as an example when advising people, I woulda said na lieee.

But life is what it is...it tutors you first hand..

Chai... good thing is that you are in good path now. May God 's grace increase with you and restore all you have lost during those ignorant years. It's well sir.

gaby:
Dude is an obvious deadbeat self-hater who can't hide his dislike for this poor boy who was chilling with God until they used their irresponsible quest for shaku shaku to wake him up and bring him into the middle of this no love lost circle of theirs.

If you can't be proud of your blood, it shows how much confidence you lack in yourself dawg.

Be clinging unto #3 and her baby because in your kiddy mind, she looks about the right skin tone, shape and what not of what your current taste in women is as you upgrade in you career.

By the time the chickens will be set for a roost time at home and karma gone nude on you, guy you go Sidon dey ask yaself say wet in happen..

Continue acting "nothing dey happen" and calling them money hungry hoesss...

You never hear say food wey person dey forbid e no dey use teeth share am abiii..

E go do you vooooom n'anya..


Wish you well...

It fucking happened to me and was part of my karma bro..its in my book..thankfully no kid was involved in mine..the quest to upgrade my choice of a woman as my financial status went on the uppy rightfully landed me in the waiting arms of a Jezebel.

You better grow up, man up, change the kid in your Nicky to man and start acting like a man.

Enjoy my siggy

Bros.. I have been following your comments for sometime so tey I already know na you wen I read them. You don take style turn life counsellor o. E be like say life don do you something wey you no fit forget. Hope all these responsible advice no be because you wan sell ya book. I hope the book make sense o because you dey make me interested day by day, just that I never ready for am.

lonelydora:
Even though i didn't marrying someone above 30, but people above 30 think maturedly. Anyways, it has merits and demerits.


A friend of mine married his wife who is 21, and the marriage crashed before in 2 years time. Wife was so vain and materialistic. Well, she now run around PH town sleeping with married men abandoning her child with the man.

Chai.... your friend think he don see fresh otutu poyoyo wey hin go enjoy for a long time

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Damn! Not only she dropped cos I spotted another lifeless hand! Jeeeezzz. She for remain for Niger state jejely.

So sad though. Rest in Peace.

Ten people were killed!

phase1:
Actually from our own laboratory records and as a Medical Scientist, yorubas make more enquiry and patronize us for paternity tests more than any other tribe in Nigeria. If not for ethical issues I would have published the data here.

I'm not being biased, it's just the evidence-based fact.

And are the results mostly in favor of the men or against them?

Razzaq007:
After the man don take Jedi, Opa eyin, baby oku, agbara, Viagra, vanga, Tramz(1 card) Mokole, Afator. Come top am with one moule of S.K.

This is the kind of movie you expect to see in Za Oza Room...

Stop Drugs Abuse...

Can one take all that without suffering heart attack? Instead of za oza room Na za oza side of existence hin go land o

Vincentlee19:
Skool security actually call out girls wey hin don knack before naw con see casted girls as dem dey rush him n d boy something is as small as fullstop.

Bros, there are d!cks that are called growers. E fit be smaller than that sef but at full erection it will achieve nothing less than 5 inches plus, bigger, stronger and turgid. It's sometimes not by appearance o. They spring up to live like an angry python

Vincentlee19:
The Tory legit Na live from Eksu no dull, if d guy knock yur girlfriend door once she open d pus.y Na saaara.

Really? EKSU na my Alma mater. How long has he been terrorising the place? How long has this bull sh!t been going on? Is he a student or one of those iworoko guys?

uzuz:
What can l help with?

Oh! it's gone. If I need to contact you next time, I will do. Thanks.

bettercreature:
It's obviously not as a result of self medication.He is suffering from a terrible disease

It might be terrible disease or fake drugs. He may have ingested harmful substances.

asokoromadam:
Photo shopped

Is it possible to cut without blood spilling

Abegi

They kill before some of their cutting. The cuttings and butchering are for psychological fear, to send a message to the rest of the populace how inhuman and terrible they are so that people are already defeated in their minds before facing them in battle. I have one of their videos on my phone gotten from a whatsapp group. They were stabbing dead bodies, removing eyes and cutting organs.

greenmonk:
Apart from freeze have you seen any other man of God calling out these pastors.
The code is like don't spoil my biz so that I won't spoil yours. If you ask certain questions you are labelled as canal and thinking like an unbeliever.
There is no difference between them and the politicians. I'd even say they are worse than politicians for the simple reason that they feel entitled to your earnings. Imagine introducing all kinds of offerings to make sure the sheeple are fleeced of their salaries.

Well, you are right sha....I know all these and the truth is that anyone who can't have faith in his own relationship with God to reckon with the truth he himself reads from the Bible will fall victim to manipulation of all kinds. It's beautiful to know the scriptures and know the truth rather than being a dunce.

greenmonk:
Wuruwuru is what they teach them. I ve been there. From false anointing of holy Spirit to false speaking in tongues to false miracles. Even when your fortification is from your grand father you have to attribute all to the holy spirit.

Are you serious bro? No jokes please. I asked because I noticed that pastors nowadays don't respect the truth they read from the Bible or want to understand it. They delight more in doctrinal teaching of the church made by church founders like the doctrine is what they should worship. Please share your experience even if it's summary.

BRASH:
my broda i do take coffee and green tea sometimes, but if it's not weed,it's not the same thing as weed. Igbo issa goal.

I doff my hat for you....

MrMystrO:
See trips... That your guy sef no sharp, if na me, as soon as i don hear that guy say “Something go happen here today” I don carry myself dey comot Lol. I cannot cum and find out wetin go happen by myself, i no be Lab rat

Lolz... he only thought he was trying to show cooking prowess considering the fact that most guyz no sabi cook well or cook at all

BRASH:
everytime i smoke weed, am always inspired to meditate and study my bible. It motivates me into creative thinking. Is that a bad effect? Those mad people u see on the streets are victims of attacks from village people though some first timers may have difficulty understanding the high.

Too much as a first timer can send person to the streets o Why can't yu use green tea or coffee for alertness Broda Brash

Earthbound:
This is not true. If you do your research properly, you'd find out the people in that category usually use another drug (mostly not stated) or alcohol together with marijuana. Many of the buck nakeds and street urchins whose appearance is never pleasing to the eye, smoke marijuana in public but what really fuckś them up, they do in private. Most of these hard drug addicts are the ones who gave cannabis a bad name. I know lawyers, architects, doctors, lecturers etc who are daily consumers of cannabis and they, like me, function perfectly.

Lolzx... I see....You be Cannabis consumer But bros, consume wisely o

princetom1:
Sowore is nt even talking about legalizing it for our own use bt just exporting it for where it is needed and we get our money, the last 4 years, government has destroyed weed worth 1.5 trillion naira

Hmmmn....Naija matter tire us jare. We are so blessed. We only need to work and get serious especially with law and justice.

Earthbound:
Herein lies the problem. It is not until I wrap marijuana buds and leaves in rolling paper before I consume it. Many legal drugs you can buy over the counter at your average pharmacy can fućk you up real bad. The effects of smoking cannabis as a first time user is what is preached often thereby making it worse than it sounds. Just like the use of every psychedelic drug, state of mind must be considered. That said, the medical advantages are endless

You are right, that was why I said we have not fully understood its potentials through lack of education and development, hence, it leaves many people to use it in its raw form. And those in charge (the government) who ought to develop the health system and how we can be a producing nation by using supposedly dangerous items are unwilling. That first time use can also damage some people too permanently.

MrMystrO:
Lool i swear you're Right. Some people cannot deal with the effects of the high as good as others and that's why those who know it's Not good for them should stay away from it just like some people stay away from alcohol and Cigarette knowing its not good for them. A big warning sign has to be put on every marijuana product just like the ones on cigars Which BOLDLY Tells you that if YOU'RE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG IF YOU KEEP SMOKING but leaving the decision to smoke or Not to you as far as you've gotten to the legal age. We could Put a warning that says SMOKING IS LIABLE TO CAUSE DISORIENTATION, DISORGANIZATION AND EVEN HALLUCINATIONS. SMOKE RESPONSIBLY. People will know of course to stay away from what is bad for them, and those who still want to go ahead can do so. Another rule i think has to be Enforced Should be NO SMOKING OF MARIJUANA IN PUBLIC PLACES, OFFICES And Also WHILE DRIVING. These will greatly reduce the Risk of abuse and the adverse effects of abuse in my opinion. Once again, it all comes down to how well these Laws can be effectively Enforced...and i think if we have the WILL, we can do it.

Yes you're right. We have the will. But I have never seen such unwilling leaders like African leaders especially this Nigeria. They are very archaic and not ready to just do anything to materialize.
Asides smoking, Marijuana can be eaten too and have effects, so the public needs to be really educated. I remember one of our senior friends in school (na bible study teacher). He go greet one of him guys and dem cook concotion rice. Na so the guy dey boast say something go happen here today say dem go chop good jollof rice. He bring out one nylon full of dried leaves, com sprinkle am on top the rice. My senior friend think say na thyme. After chopping like this, the guy had a very long sleep he never had in a long time. Like sleeping in the evening around 4pm or 5, come wake up the following morning. Na later him know say na weed him chop

dochenaj:
Our government that is always interested in privatising all their responsibility to the people will now take up cannabis farming. Lol

Don't mind me. That was why I said many of dem be dunce and stupid.

Earthbound:
Go and educate yourself on marijuana usage.

You don't have to be harsh. Learn to communicate with peace when someone has made a point. The issue here is NIGERIA as a people. You are only talking scientifically. Even learned people here seldom use things to the full maximum potential. You have only talked from your own point of robust understanding which many Nigerians don't wanna know. Legalize it and you will see that even in the next twenty years, we may not have found anything to do with it as pertains health and well-being. Our professors only know stories not action.

MrMystrO:
Good point. But i do believe that if we could Legalize Cigarettes and Alcohol and still be able to cope with the excesses that comes with Alcohol abuse, we can also cope with the Excesses that comes from legalizing weed. I just believe good laws needs to be put in place to ensure strict regulations of who can be able to buy it. We could make alot of money from commercializing it, It'll create a whole new market for our country, generate more revenue, Create more jobs and keep more people out of jail because of inconsequential Misdemeanors like simply Possession of Weed! At the end of the day, everybody wins... it's a Win - Win situation my brother.

You have point too....but broz, igbo bad gaan o...You never see person wey smoke am for the first time and e enter spirit realm dey see tinz out of reality. Or person wey smoke am dey run 440 or person wey smoke dey talk from 8pm till the following day. The point we have both made is if ''good laws will be put in place.'' And that is where we have a problem in the country. Asides that we are good to go.

Arthurity1:
Ban religion?
Make fire arm purchase a little more flexible?
I think it's time to stop taking those brain numbing shit. That's if your brain isn't dead already .

It isn't brain numbing poo affecting him. It is western ideology colonized mentality. Some believe that: as long as it is the whites that introduced it, there is nothing better than it. That is why we are losing some good aspects of our culture to them.

Arthurity1:
It's kinda the hard truth.... If Nigerian began the exportation of cannabis we would stand to gain alot from the revenue generated and reduce the dependency on oil export income. The problem now is that weed is illegal in the country yet we have more smokers than Jamaica, if it is legalized i wonder how the country would be

I don't think it needs to be legalized before it can be used for export. The problem is that we have dunce and stupid people as leaders. Cannabis can be restricted as government property alone just like crude-oil. It may only be handled by government and planted on government owned cannabis farm but should not be authorized for private or public people to own. But laws here are always slack so it seems impossible. Since Nigerians always abuse whatever they are given, it isn't safe to legalize it.

kingsfire:
These are the real monocotyledon cremators

Hahahahahah...... Monocotyledon crematorz...nairalanders are really crazy

nurshah:
Honestly !its not only them and other government organizations .worst of all some will ask that applications be handwritten ..10-15 hand written applications .finally one day you will stop to buy aiya or roasted plantain then observe the paper it's your one time application to an organization ..from Lagos to abuja or portsharcourt to sokoto ...how papers fly !

Lol....no mind dem. Wickedness dey this naija fa.

sweetilicious:
Yeah.I decided to go natural. Application of make up is occasional.My skin looks supple.

Let us see your dp at the dp section to ascertain the truth in your words.

FortifiedCity:


This boy is one of the luckiest among men.

That is right, but why yu show hard face?