₦airaland Forum

Oyerinde16:
Mehn na die o, GNLD. I will never agree, I once came to Lagos for interview from pH, I met people all the way from kano, most were work in but looking for better alternative, thank God some of us get better craze for head, after the yeye test, motivational jagons then came the we have to pay for license, that's where one guy from kano said so u invite me all the way from kano to come n sell drugs in Lagos walahi you must pay me my transport to n fro, I ginger some guys ginger as well, initially they said they will get back to the guy, the guy refused, I ginger the guy again some guys began to leave, they wanted to use force but we were many urging him no to back down, trouble escalated when 1 of the gnld guys heard me calling soldiers from Ikeja cantonment, they quickly called d 2 of us in n gave us 10k each, we spoke in Hausa it wasn't enough, the guy broke a glass jar in d managers office n demanded 30k they eventually begs us with #15k each, they exited us through the back door but we came back to the gate to tell others we have being settled, those guys turned the place upside down , I heard the manager n one top madam escaped while their foot soldiers received some beatings.

Hahahahahahahaha,....see me roaring with laughter here. Those people no be better people truly. I remembered ma yown for Ibadan. Dem speak from 12 to 6, leaving us hungry and tired, after test and rubbish. Dem fit speak sha ( I give dem that). But them be crazy ppl. and dem deserve beatings truly. stupid ppl.

Starboytwo:
I won't call it begging per say id call it reasoning....i mean I won't walk up to you and start begging or kneeling down or some shiii....I'm simply gonna tell you whatsup....eg "omo iya mi how far,wetin dey sup baba...omo your nigger never chop ooo oti yeee Og'....as a sure boy I'd expect you to do the needful.....
I schooled four years in the university of ilorin,I know what "broke means,I know what stranded means ....not to feeling myself or anything,I don't beg I simply look for a sure boy and ask my needs....



I expected nothing less.... because I myself is a sure boy....don't say much,don't beg,don't cry or fear or anything...just approach me and tell me what's up and I'd do the needful and if I can't I'd just tell you how sorry I am....I don't care if you are a scammer or whatever,that's your problem....

If whatyu said is the truth, then you are a THUG!!!

Kylekent59:
The day I went for my first interview. (The original shoe I bought for 18k).

As I alighted from the bus,i went straight to a roadside clobber, I told him I have an interview and he should hurry with polishing my shoe. He told me to sit down and he took my shoes to get polish along with him. I waited and waited on him but he didn't come back with my shoe. It was already 9am and I was called that it's time, that I should step in but I told them my plight. They adjusted my interview to 10 am. I waited but that idiot clobber didn't return. I was confused , so i decided to knock at someone's gate closer to me. An old man opened the gate and asked who I was looking for?, I gave him straight answer and I told him my plight that he should lend me one of his shoes, He said he doesn't have. It was 10:30, they called and said they will postpone mine.

I finally saw one young guy and I explained to him,he gave me his and I put it on, and headed for my interview despite the postponement.


I finally got there by 12:23 pm and guess what?

GNLD

2013

Hahahahaha....GNLD? those yeye people...no wonder dem dey shift yur interview conveniently. Hope yu got yur shoes back sha

KrystosCJ:
After our PTA bus, which took us from FGC Okigwe to FESTAC, dropped all my friends at Amuwo-Odofin park of C. N. Okoli I waited earnestly for my dad to come and pick me up.

You didn't finish your story, where was your dad? Why didn't he come to pick you up?

jauntty:
Yes ooo.�


Mehn that day was hell.

Bye Bye to Eko

You mean yu ran away from Lagos because of the incident?

Pidginwhisper:
Whether the Nigerian man like it or not. It's a Win Win situation for the German. White women owes no one loyalty, they can do and undo, you no fit do anything. Pray make she no chase you cmot for house sef

She don chase am already.

hugoboss36:
....ur really the "sharpwriter"...anyway, go hug that transformer beside ur house....metchewww,ur now teaching ethics of social media...kai...ara gbakwa gi dia...

You are in the best position to hug the transformer! You fit each other rightly for hot romance! Agbaaya.

godliman:
Bros it is something we shouldn't pray for, cause it will be like when a dam breaks. The bad guys will over run the north, thanks to willing almajiris who will swell their ranks and they will march down south. That will make this geographical contraption history.

Hmmmn....even though what you said may happen...it is still an assumption. No one totally knows the direction the universe will sway the wind and who it will favor or be a misfortune to....even the real prophets dont knw everything. But if our geographical contraption becomes history, it is the desire of many (nt necessarily troublemakers, but those who want sanity)

hugoboss36:
...kwontinue waiting...

Stop being rude on social media. If you don't have it, it's very simple. Just say it and try to be courteous to a stranger instead of always sowing discord and hostility. You are an adult please; respect that.

hugoboss36:
Brother,i thank God for you,other gallant soldiers and the dead heros...i was like visualizing wat u guys passed through..wen i watched the video of that attack...mehn, Nigeria, if cares is not taken...WAR will face this country....our military is just another branch of POLICE....no radar,no snipers around the area...no air strike,no back up...wats work the defence,airforce,NIA,NSA,and the other security agencies doing..am pissed..

Please bro, do you have the video? I would like to see it. Thanks.

godliman:
what discipline are you talking about, we need truth joor if we get informed we will prepare ourselves cause I fear a mass mutiny in the army is loading you can enslave ppl forever. If we dont kick buhari out, the army at this rate may soon collapse leaving us defenseless.

Maybe the mass mutiny will be good in order to salvage the unwanted security problems, though it ain't easy but one day gotta be one day. It's insane to send soldiers on suicide mission. I have always said it that : the day soldiers in Nigeria are tired of getting killed unnecessarily, they know what to do.

SuperModerator:
My father enrolled me into this stupid school, after two months in, I went back home and refused to go back to the school. School fees wasted. I no come this world come suffer.

My second day in the school was very bad, I almost went to church in only shorts and a small towel because I was late for chapel and an Hall rep asked me to go like that, but I went to hide instead till the close of service...

Imagine using a public kitchen.
No electric sockets in the room, you can't iron your clothes and you charge your devices in a general room.
I no even dey stand still for that stupid Angelus, I obeyed no rule because I wasn't scared of being expelled.

You are a man jare!

TruthHurts100:
Monica is my late friend's younger sister, Pascal.
Their dad shot him point blank. I only pity her for the troubles she's been through all her life.

You serious? You mean your friend's dad killed him with a gun? why, what did he do?

fergie001:
As I am talking to you,Atiku is on twitter waiting to first buhari to send congrats message o...God abeg oooo

Hahahaha....kai Nigerians...una too funny

OlujobaSamuel:
lol, pastors dey avoid that Revelation plus Mechizedek story for Hebrew ehnn,I once ask for sunday sch about that story, na serious issue the thing wan go cause

Lolzzz... don't be a trouble maker.

KingsleyCEO:
This is for those of us that have made plenty money and not those still struggling...

If you're still struggling, please drive anyone you have and don't imitate us.

Do I have follow billionaires here? Please hit like if you're here.

As you be billionaire, I beseech thee to extend thy hands of blessing to me. Continuing prospering!

ericsmith:
you people are just judging matters base on your personality ...
someone you speak with everytime when he was in nigeria, suddenly he travels abroad n buzzing him up after 2weeks becomes a crime ... what da fvck his wrong with you people.
Even if he had ask him for help , how is that a crime, same way he walked up to him n explained he had no shoes & coat without shame, why not explain to him same way you aint bust-up to help ... if he doesnt understand that is his prob.
The only reason the wealth guys remain richer is becos they help one another ... its synonmous to investing in one another ... olamide paid 3m for the video that brought skales back to lime light ..
i also believe in hustle for yourself, nobody owes you shit mantra .. thats y i wonnt even call my 100s of friends to say hello in the 1st place .... but i understand asking for help doesnt make you beggar, as long as you have an objective.
there is no joy greater than seeing ur ordinary 5h or 1k puttin smile on human faces ... its last more than the joy you feel when you cum ..

meanwhile dnnt get it twisted nobody owes you shit not even ur parent ... find the right cliq n hustle hard .... you go dey ok.

Can I join your click and hustle?

EgunMogaji:
Just this year I’ve been asked for help by up to 15 total strangers on here and three fools on Twitter.

I mean stone cold and complete total stranger that I’ve never chatted with.

I do consider myself a mini philanthropist, but I have specific and strict structure that I follow. If you’re on the internet you’ve struck out.

Oya, bless me : another stranger, but loyal

nineone:
26 doing online jobs and businesses which I still do till date. We do it all legit. But to be honest, it's not easy at all

What kind of online jobs do you do?

Raysolo:
Made my first million at 25,doing dropshipping of mobile phones from aliexpress,my biggest hurdle at first was how I could make payments and how i could get lots of clients.

How did you now make the payments and how did you get clients. how much was invested into that?

mrphysics:
You need to breadth before mentioning to avoid receiving unnecessary mentions.

Nigerians have a very bad image abroad. Everyone knows that. The best way to correct it is for those currently staying there to do the right thing, obey rules and regulations, that way our bad image can be corrected with time.

I have foreign clients and I know what they say about Nigeria and Nigerians.

Bros abeg introduce me to your line of business and those foreign clients...I dey serious o.. Na person wey dey ask dey receive... One luv!

crestedaguiyi:
Tell bubu to just remove cap ,dasall

What happened to his head? Any strange thing there?

egopersonified:
Let's all send him N100 each, and get him another N25m

You and who? I need the money more than him.

samtee37:
You didn't know, when our African leaders were borrowing money from them...... Second colonization loading........
SouthAfrica will be the prison headquarter for other Africa countries that refuse to pay pack.. Lol

Hahahaha hahahaha.... prison headquarters if you see the way I dey laugh... Nairaland sweet walahi.

Sardauna24:
Na u be lifeless person,check the pics well its a photoshop joor.

photoshop? when the YouTube video is there... check the video.

Ever8054:
trump be like.....why lifeless people full for Africa like this....

Hahahaha

husbandsnatcha:
Not again! Wats all dis

What's all this you say? Abi you be the friend .... Your moniker is a good pointer

NASTYNASOSO:
Saraki is nowhere clinching the ticket just phase him out

Hello Broda, Please I saw yur comment on an old thread where yu mentioned KANKAT (MAGANIN SYNYI) by Dan Kolo Pharm. I would like you to contact me on whatsapp 08060715059 (I dnt mean to be forward, so dont be angry). I need somtn to discuss with yu. Thanks. Yu can quote me back and post yur number here too. Tnx

Beremx:
I am still finding it hard to believe this....

Me too... science and technology towards cloning or facial plastic surgery can't be underestimated though. I have only found this Buhari's presidency impersonation in the Movie series, NIKITA. Perhaps it's possible. If so, it's a great evil and treason against the nation Nigeria, and all who are involved must be hanged or die by firing squad!

Pavore9:
If they had succeeded, they would have posted motivational speeches attributing it to God while many would be "tapping into their blessings'!

Speech quotes like Keep your focus, and yu will make it. Do what you like doing well. Oluwa is involved


Mad people

Btruth:
"omo naa trouser"..... Baba Suwe's remark in one of his film with Lilian Bach titled Eja Osan.

Ti n ba gbayin mu lasan, e le gbabe soda nau