₦airaland Forum

Patrioticooduan:
Sharpwriter how far? One has just spoken out

Who's that? Who spoke out?

namet:
And this is the "heaven" that people die to go to. Visit the southside of chicago, very close to Obama's house, and you will see hell on earth.

America is a Big Whoop!

What kind of hell? wetin dey happen there?

SacredMustang:



I wish this can also happen in ASO ROCK with a depth of 2000ft.

Chai! see wickedness.....2000ft

Omojolaray:
Na so one girl tell me say she forget to even carry yam sey she get egg for house...... Ebina

Lolz....she for carry Onions and magi for the eggs too

GloriaNinja:
HER NYASH LOOKS SOMEHOW AND UNNATURAL IN THAT PICTURE.

Na me you block for one platform and ignore for another abi? Clap for your self! All I can say is Na wa!

Seenyo:
she would have told me if she was having a bad time with hubby cos she tells me virtually anything, .....and for me, I won't say I'm rich or handsome, I'm just like Every other man out there. in fact, her husband is far richer than me and adores her a lot......FACT is most women don't know what they want!

Na wa o... problem dey for this life abeg. May God deliver us from evil.

MKO4ever:
Avensis is better

I drive a Toyota corolla car and my only problem with it is the size of the car (the space inside). If you are tall and you sit in front, then no one is able to sit behind you again because you would have taken up the entire space in the car. I am changing my car any moment from now and I have Avensis in mind.

Secondly, I think Avensis has a better AC cooling system, though I bought my Corolla brand new in 2013, my used Camry that I bought in 2010 still has a better A/C than the new Corolla.

Apart from these, Corolla remains a very good car, but Avensis is a darling!

Most people for car thread na millionaire.... Everybody just dey talk About new generation car. ABEG HELP ME ROLL WITH BIG CLICKS NAU

AdamuAudu:
Perfect. Sometimes I ask if majority of Nigerians are now mad. What is happening is the question I ask myself these days? A legally, custo,arily and traditionally woman to be friend with another man with all the features of male, epsecially with a functional organ? Wonders will never end. Any individual reading this post and If you are normal and living and you are allowing your wife to be friend to another man, know that you are already a mad man. Period..

It's the copying of American style that caused it. That's why they throw caution away and believe they can do anything they like all in the name of having FUN. May God help us. Life's now confusing .

Seenyo:
count yourself lucky IF you ain't fathering bastards!


one of many, a happily MARRIED woman once told me her husband is the next best thing after Jesus but guess what?....just 2 days later, same lady stripped STARK UNCLAD before me! yet we were not having any sexual convo! it took more than grace for me to resist those pair of super perky tits!


after women, fear women.
A STITCH IN TIME SAVES NINE!

So she wants you to chike her? Was she having a bad time with her husband or what? Or you are super handsome or rich to get her off guard?

carrlyleone:
Seriously? Are you for real? had a dream about this sometimes last week.

Me only saw it in a movie three days ago in a medieval fantasy movie titled: Hansel and Gretel: Witch hunters

addikt:
Hiding their faces bro, if na me na back of the aeroplane I go follow run ......NNKAN ITIJU PATA GBAA NII.....
na by force to travel ??

MY FRIEND SAID HE MET A GUY THERE WHO SOLD HIS CAR JUST TO TRAVEL TO RUSSIA AND HE HAS BEEN SLEEPING IN THE HOTEL KITCHEN SINCE THE SECOND DAY BECAUSE NA ONLY $200 POCKET MONEY REMAIN FOR HIM HAND ... $200 FOR ALMOST 30 DAYS?? He helped him for some days and left for another hotel....HE SAY THEM PROMISE AM SAY HE GO SEE JOB DO FOR THERE......HAHAHA

Sell his car keh? Ori awon eeyan mi ma ti daru keh... Na by force to go Russia?

Patrioticooduan:
The reason the North don't want regionalism is the same reason they don't want the country to disintegrate. The oil and sea is what they want, nothing more. This is why they dominate those two resources. They don't want Nigeria but they must stick to it because of the sea and oil. The North don't care whether the country is peaceful or working. What they want is to milk the South. It has been like this since Lugard's time. In fact, the reason for the North and South amalgamation was because the North was unproductive.
My problem is these fools we call Yoruba leaders. The world is now shifting focus from fossil fuels to clean energy like solar. With electric cars becoming popular, Crude oil will soon become useless. These foolish don't seem to care. I have always like Tinubu because of the believe that unlike that cunning Obasanjo, he would unite us under one party and push for secession. But now, I don't see any difference between him and Obasanjo.
Bro, with the kind of leaders we have in Yorubaland, I think it will be hard for Yorubas to leave Nigeria. The North seem to be the ones that hold the key to split this country. Or maybe until crude oil becomes valueless.

You are very right! Our leaders are traitors to their lands and people. I cant imagine what will happen if crude oil dries up or if it becomes valueless suddenly. Panic attacks and multiple suicide perhaps

kimbraa:
The way they're supporting the guy, I'm sure some of them are exactly like him, and they'll be first to cry that girls don't respond to dm on social media. There should be a limit to what one would joke about.

They can't frustrate me. I was using their foolishness to kill boredom.

Hmmmn... it's well.

Patrioticooduan:
Omoluabi rere. All what you wrote about Nigeria is the simple truth. Even Lugard made mention of all these. We don't have a foresight. We also don't learn from our past. We behave like the yellow minions. Our leaders are always looking for the next people to serve. Leadership post is a place to relax. Our Yoruba brothers are asking for regionalism even when the North have opposed it. Like you said, regionalism is good, but splitting is better.
You get brain.
Efiko ni yin. I would love to see more Yorubas like you.

Thanks... you too... I read Lugard's submission about Africans here on Nairaland last year. It looks insulting but it's the simple truth. I was already thinking in that line with my observation of things but was amazed that the white man captured our situation correctly and corroborated my thoughts. Ki Eledumare ran wa lowo.


PS: It's clear that the people up north are up to no good and progress since they're against simple regionalism. Foolish people with no future vision.

DuchessLily:
go just stay there dey born twins dey go, courtesy of too much yam in ur system. Mtsswweee.
Happy new yam festival eehh... No be only #SafeContain, capital mumu

Hahahaha... yam dey form twins ba?

kimbraa:
What he did was all shades of wrong. I don't care if you don't say it, but I know you know. Like I started before, she was too daft to have fallen for his lies.

You just dey make me laugh. You get energy sef. These guys are just teasing you. Everyone knows how to treat a visitor. There are guys who welcome girls in their friend's apartment for the time being because the place is more presentable than theirs. This one na just I no send guy. Those quoting you against your belief are just spiting you to frustrate you. Rest Biko.

Patrioticooduan:
No brother. I like to see Yorubas that think like you. We need to leave Nigeria. We have the resources to grow. What exactly are we going to lose when we leave? What are we benefitting from this country? We have the sea, the land, 40 million Yoruba population. What exactly are Yoruba people scared of?
There should be more Yorubas like you in our land. Our people must be enlightened. We need to leave this county. We have more to gain when this country disintegrates.

You are right brother. Most of our Yoruba brothers amaze me. They can't think beyond what they see. Some have our ideologies. But it's a pity our leaders are the problem. They are very foolish, because they learn nothing from history. If any fracas break out for top now, many of them will be killed like chickens. They don't even understand that Nigeria is Orile awon ede, not Orile ede. It is Orile ede(people of one identical language) that makes a country. There are countries that thrive only on tourism. But in Yorubaland alone, we have choice places for tourism, human resources, vast waste lands (yu can see them during travels), etc. just as you pointed out. Bros. The number one problem is the OIL. The OIL down south has rendered leaders useless and foolish, hence, they cant think of any other source. We Nigerians in total see position as a place to relax and arrived not a place to compete with other nations to have importance and pride. I wouldn't like to say that we are lazy, but we are MENTALLY LAZY. Most of these leaders just love to bow for foreigners without being able to think things out themselves. And you see most of them presently cant rule in ancient times with this kinda attitude because they wont last; they will lose all their power, land, women and children to strangers who know how to snatch territories. I believe the oil mioney is why they are foolish together with other south easterners and south south, hence, their only consensus is how to get their own share at the detriment of the land they grew from.

You see, splitting may not bring 100% expectation, but it will be better. Governing will be easier. if there is disagreement, they will know that they are within themselves, likewise other regions. But when North says they are the head, and East who are different people who dont even understand Northern language wants it; Niger delta says they own their oil. And Yorubas says they own the next rotation of power, will their not be chaos? Our people cant see far, it is a sorry case. The fact that some strangers even created the country for us is a thing to challenge and frown at. Most people read to collect salaries and oppress others, not to benefit themselves and the society. The hatred in Nigeria is real, and it didn't just happen today, it had been since the 60's. It only burst out the more. There are many people that will burn the flag of Nigeria at any opportunity today, but an American flag means something to Americans. Our flag means nothing to us except hatred for a country that has tormented her citizens and deprived them of average good life, thus, Nigeria is only in the mouth, not in the mind or head. Nigeria doesn't exist; it is a pipedream. Regional system of government can be better though like we have in independence till Military took over; but splitting is the best. The beginning of a new dawn and era. It will only happen if southerners get sense.

1stolax:
Never black
He's tanned or dark brown.

I hear but what about the proper Nubians? Go and examine them, if you haven't yet.

1stolax:
This lady is not black!

She's brown!
No one can ever a black or white skin colour!

I'll curse anyone that calls her black.

Is Kante of France Black or Brown?

Patrioticooduan:
Did you say you are Yoruba?

Yes, anything the matter?

emorse:
Let me ask you a question. Do you have mallams who own "provision kiosks" in your area? How many times have you caught them terrorising the neighbourhood? I'll bet on "never".

If you have spent time in the southwest though(Lagos especially) you must be familiar with the " agberos" and "omo itas" who can be very mean and dangerous. They are not northerners. The cultists terrorising PH and environs are not northerners. The boys at Onitsha main market who have become a major cause of concern are not northerners. I used to have this same belief too. However, the little time i spent reflecting helped me see things in new light.

As a matter of fact, I now believe we are more united than we have been made to believe. After all, a multicultural city like Lagos would be a war zone if not so. Our greedy leaders only whip up these sentiments to divide and conquer us. The moment we realise what strength lies in our unity, the moment we realise that there are good and bad people, not tribes, that moment we will begin to rise as a people.

Please note, my submission is not intended to discredit your opinion. Its only to try to show you a different point of view. Cheers.

I'm in the southwest. I get you, but let me point out something in your writing. The mallams here especially sabo rarely cause trouble because it's not their domain and land. Agbero you talked about cause trouble because na their area. Cultist in PH cause clashes because it's their land and they're dominant there. While mallams cause trouble also in the north. That's general It's all bad though. But have you seen Yoruba or Igbo or Niger deltan people becoming a terror to people in the north like the Fulanis are doing? Do we go to farms or villages raping their women and killing their youths? Have you seen Obasanjo or Jonathan aiding their tribesmen to destroy others? Bros, insanity rules in Nigeria, especially from northern domain. If I'm to travel from my place to Anambra for example, it's nothing less than 6-7 hours. But you will hear that hoodlums are ransacking and killing people within that time range 6 hours without a check from security operatives and you say you are in a country? Are those killers up to a thousand at a time? No! but a government can divert 30000 policemen to a single state for election. Are just 5000 policemen not available and enough to flush out the killers in Benue or Kaduna or Taraba? It's commonsense bro. All the failures to do the right thing simply means something is wrong. Some things are not working because of many issues. It's underestimated by those unaffected but do you know what it means for someone to be alive today and tomorrow he's no more because of killing. As we're chatting some are already marked for death in another future attack but they don't know. it may be today or next week or any time. Are they chickens? You wanna progress like Asians and westerners and you continue this system? We will wait tire. If we can't learn from the past as southerners, then progress will be slow, no two ways about it. Fantasy closes eyes to reality. The greater danger is for us to think that our enemies love us even when it's clear that they're up to mischief and have no good plan.

GlorifiedTunde:
OK. May the marriage last.

I hope you'll remember that also in the future when you're cash low - that you once spent "money that can build a factory" in wedding

Hahahahaha

emorse:
You see bro, character and behaviour are individual qualities. No tribe or group of people have a monopoly of these qualities. Whatever stereotypic beliefs we have against one another are results of years and years of indoctrination.

For example, the Igbo's are fraudulent people (I know a lot of honest Igbo's), Yorubas are dirty ritualists (I know many who are not), Benue girls are s.e.Bleep machines (some of the most conservative girls I know are from Benue).

You know what they say about respect. It is reciprocal. Respect your neighbours(people from other tribes) and watch as they reciprocate. If we succeed in doing this at the personal level, the knock-on effect will lead us to the promise land.

I understand you....But you are only speaking from your own true mind as things shud be. In the world, there is idealism and realism. While your proposition and explanation is achievable as it could be seen in some parts of the world. It is not yet a reality here in Africa, especially Nigeria. It is just wishful thinking and pipe dream. It wont happen, not for a very long time. The truth is that, despite the fact that the East wasnts secession, yet they can still live reasonably with people. But the North, forget about respect or goodlife with them. It is there for us to see. They are very clear. So, if yu call them what they are as terror to the rest of the country, that is not sentiment. It is clear. Truth is that Every region is a country in this Nigeria. And none of the tribes living here created Nigeria. It was created by the Whites. Some strangers created anomalies for us, the consequences are all over, and we think we can't ''uncreate.'' Apart from Greed, and some other wickedness, one of the problems of Africans in relation with the white is low self esteem.

Ugosample:
Nigeria is better together than split.


It's just that the structure of governance needs to be dismantled and the States given more responsibility and revenue streams too.

Ask yourself WHY Nigeria is not working.

Splitting a country especially A Nigeria is not as easy as drawing a line on the sand and that's it.

We have to share everything we used to have together I.e. the reserve, the armoury, etc

Who gets what? etc

It's not easy splitting because beneficiaries of this kind of system know it won't favor them in stealing and oppressing others. That's why they are allergic to common sense. You think they don't know the right thing to do? They do. I agree with your restructuring stuff, by giving more power to the state. The regional days of Nigeria were the better days. But can't you see how they're fighting it? Even with all clarity that the present system isn't working they believe to continue insanely like this is the best. Brother, we're talking of people who hates truth. That restructuring sef will only be achieved by God's grace, that's if the southern leaders borrow themselves sense or else if the country explodes finally, even the leaders won't be safe but sadly enough they're have more advantage to flee the country unlike less privileges. Splitting is the best though... restructuring is just a mild acceptable alternative .

emorse:
India is more culturally diverse than Nigeria. So are many other countries that are doing far better than we currently are. Balkanizing a country based on cultural diversity cannot guarantee development.

Check your home state (wherever that is) for example, I'm quite sure that at one time or the other, there has been a battle for supremacy among the indigent tribes. Spain is not as diverse as we are, yet Catalunya wants away.

If we go that route, we will keep breaking apart with high hopes until we have autonomous families or even individuals and still we will not find fulfilment.

Nigeria is not too large to succeed. All we need is mutual respect and the political will to do the right things.

Sir, I don't know your tribe.... but talking about respect, you won't get that from religious extremists from the Core North. Even some educated ones among them are more dangerous than some of their illiterates. Respect when some encroach others, rape and kill people without anything being done. Or is there respect when some northern elites own oil blocs down south but southerner can't lay claim to any national resources up north. Respect? You think those people will wanna succumb to rightness. It's a pipe dream sir. It won't get better until we address the right issue by separating regions. It's very simple to see. But to deny it and expect goodness, it won't happen. If Nigeria gets better a bit just as Obasanjo era, it's still coming back to its unrest. it's been like that. It's cycle upon cycle = stagnation. Another crazy leader will still come and destroy things and his tribe will support him to the detriment and anger of other tribes.

Patrioticooduan:
African countries began having problems after the Berlin conference. The Berlin was setup by Europeans to divide Africans into countries so they can be colonised. This was the genesis of African downfall. How can you coalesce ethnic groups that share no similarities into one and expect them to be one? Things are not done this way. Some of the tribes fought wars for years, and you want them to unite? Who does that. Even the Europeans know the root of Africa's problem. 200 years ago, the average European earned twice more than the average African. But today, they earn twenty times than us. This shows Africa is not progressing.
Futhermore, Africans are still being colonised today. France and Britain are still colonising Africa. Why do you think they won't allow Nigeria to split? Because it benefits them. If Nigeria split, Yoruba, Igbos, and Hausas will begin to develop themselves. But under Nigeria, they will fight for superiority. These three African ethnic groups are like the Germans, Italians, and French of Europe. They are large nations that will grow tremendously when they leave Nigeria. They would rule and make independent decisions to develop their land.

You're talking jare...you're the kind that gives hope to the use and goodness of commonsense. Those opposing you are the kind that won't let country move forward as adults. Despite their education they won't know what to do. Na their types they give Miracle 25,000 dollars and first class students 10000 naira They think governing people successfully is easy. Many leaders can't lead a local government successfully, they want lead a complex country like naija thinking it would work. Don't be deceived by many youths talking here, if some of them reach leadership post, they won't act right. They won't do many things with common sense or learn from successful leaders but they will continue in foolish quest of insanity on impossible tasks.

Dirkcoyt:
Chairman, the example you gave is different. Scouser, geordies, Cockney, brummies are all tribes of the ethnic group called English.

just like Arochuwku, mbaise, are tribes of the ethnic group called igbo.

You can see even the british know the importance of sharing the same identity reason regardless of it being British the Scots, welsh still have their autonomy to a certain degree, Or have you seen a country called Britain in the FIFA world cup before? What you will see is england,Scotland, wales . something different in Nigeria.

Help me talk sense into them please. I'm Yoruba but I know what's right and wrong. With our education, I believe we should be able to know that our ethnic and tribal forced marriage won't work... and it has been like that since independence. I pray we understand soon.

biotechshola:
Oga ethnic groups is not our problem but the lack of willingness to live together in peace... Go and find out the number ethinic groups In China, Japan, Russia and so on..

Oga, it's one of our major problems... while separating may not turn us to a first world country instantly or make us the best, it will go a long way to reduce our problems. We are a different kind of people with multiple problems. You're an educated fellow please. we can't continue doing the same thing the same way and expect good results. You can't compare Nigeria with all those countries in terms of Law and justice or leaders with vision. what about religious extremists killing up and down and people who are supposed to be leaders turn a blind eye bcoz of politics and because their tribesmen are involved? And you think such a country will be settled. The global village and technology present today is the only thing that made citizens in Nigeria better a bit if not Nigeria today is worse than 80's and 70's. Do you think herdsmen or Boko Haram will surface in Nigeria in those days with those crop of soldiers we have then and they will allow it? Nigerians suffered under them but insanity in killings and kidnappings wasn't the order of the day then. Now, soldiers in the army have become very weak and politicised and they're dying like chickens and you believe it's the same way we should continue.

Bro.. lemme tell you, nothing has changed since 1960... it's the same cycle. The better days were the regional days not any other time and the evil leaders we have don't even want total restructuring not to talk of secession and you think we're heading somewhere or people will be calmed down to live together! No! if Buhari leaves and other tribes have favor with power, do you think they will spare Fulani people? It doesn't happen like that sir. Everyone will take their own pound of flesh for every injustice they felt were meted to them. That said, the best thing is to give ourselves reasonable space, if not the woes will continue while the rest of the world moves on, and I'm sure you won't support recolonisation cos we're damn pitiable.

Patrioticooduan:
This is what you get when a country is united by a similar language, culture, and history. You live like one big family. African countries are not like this. The Europeans lumped hundrends of ethnic groups into one so that they fight each other for dominance. This way they can be easily controlled. This is what they used in the slave trade. The European slave owners mixed people from different ethnic group so that won't be united to oppose them. Today, France and England still colonise us.
European countries are split along ethnic lines. Even Scandinavian countries are not excluded.
Sweden is dominated by ethnic Swedes.
Norway is dominated by ethnic Norwegians.
Denmark is dominated by ethnic Danish.
Iceland is dominated by ethnic Icelandics.
Finland is dominated by ethnic Finns.
Greenland is dominated by ethnic Greenlandics.
Why can't ethnic Yorubas have their own country?
Why can't ethnic Igbos have their own country?
Why can't Hausas live on their own?
What we live together when we can do better on our own?

You've spoken well my brother.. exactly what I teach others. But it's more disheartening that supposedly educated ones are so daft and bereft of this simple knowledge. I still see senior lecturers that opposes splitting of Nigeria into smaller governable units with the foolish excuse that Yoruba or others will suffer most because access to crude oil money would have been cut away. They can't see the blessings of nature diversely in every region which is able to make each region great. You see foolishness abounds in all sector in this country and that's why we're where we are... it's terrible.

EsotericMonk:
People should learn to be minding their business sometimes, who knows if the woman is already wet between her legs. After a stressful day of hustling in Lagos, people have different needs. Who knows if she is going home to loneliness or an abusive husband.
I am not in anyway saying frotteurism is acceptable but, people should sha be minding their business.
I have witnessed a similar case in which it was even the woman who turned on the busybody and lambasted him, calling him all sort of names, the guy almost got lynched.

Really people crazy sha....pls. can yu tell us more abt the bolded...na Lagos too