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fecta:
THIS IS WHAT I CALL A WORLD CUP MATCH


IN FACT I AM NOT WATCHING NIGERIA MATCH TOMORROW

Na lie, you go still watch am.... just make sure you eat before watching. That's the antidote to Nigeria's football game.

Psychopaths!

eleojo23:
Oboy...see Kim's signature.

It looks like the remnants of a nuclear bomb attack!

Hahahaha.... Nigerians and sense of humor... Really lol here. Trump's own nko? looks like conglomeration of assault weapons.

abuhusna1:
Bro u nailed it cos it has happened to me countless time and I have never in my life purposely touched a woman in a bus but they always clinch me with heir Nigeria used bre**t if you move away they come more closer as me I be Muslim with bears they frustrate me more knowing fully well you cannot raise alarm. The very first day I entered Okada with a woman I nearly died as this big Nigeria used bre**t was just intimidating me with her nonsense I avoided her so much but she didn't give up I was like enjoy yourself while it last very soon we will reach our destination and part ways. Some girls can pretend Sha when we got to our destination she acted as if nothing happened paid her bike money and left. To be candid I wouldn't have entered the same bike with her if I had option cos it was very early in the morning and I was the first person to enter the bike not knowing I would by joined by the devil

Lolzzz @devil..... so devil mounted bike with Alfa.

kimbraa:
This one happened to me years back.
It was on a Sunday morning, so, I decided to fellowship with Salvation Ministries as I was a new convert in the church then. Waited for the church bus for 3rd service at my bus stop, when it came, it was full so we were made to stand since it was the last bus for 3rd service. I stood on it while holding the rod by the aisle. Then I noticed that someone was very close to me and I was feeling his dick on my ass. When I turned, he looked away, like he wasn't aware of what was going on then I decided to be quiet and monitor his activities at my back. After a while, he continued. Jezz! That day I realised some guys are irredeemable if someone could do that in a Church bus on his way to service. I excused someone in front of me and moved away 'cause I didn't want to create a scene there. When we got down, I stood and waited for him to come down so I'd access him very well. Some guys are useless! I swear.

And after you waited to access him well, what happened? Stop giving us incomplete stories. We want A to Z not A to W. We want all the screenplay not summary. Don't water our thirst halfway.

kimbraa:
This one happened to me years back.
It was on a Sunday morning, so, I decided to fellowship with Salvation Ministries as I was a new convert in the church then. Waited for the church bus for 3rd service at my bus stop, when it came, it was full so we were made to stand since it was the last bus for 3rd service. I stood on it while holding the rod by the aisle. Then I noticed that someone was very close to me and I was feeling his dick on my ass. When I turned, he looked away, like he wasn't aware of what was going on then I decided to be quiet and monitor his activities at my back. After a while, he continued. Jezz! That day I realised some guys are irredeemable if someone could do that in a Church bus on his way to service. I excused someone in front of me and moved away 'cause I didn't want to create a scene there. When we got down, I stood and waited for him to come down so I'd access him very well. Some guys are useless! I swear.

And after you waited to access him well, what happened? Stop giving us incomplete stories. We want A to Z not A to W. We want all the screenplay not summary. Don't water our thirst halfway.

youngibeh:
Oboy you get time ooooo who come de mad now?

Why you too get time for me? No be another craze I dey see from your side so?

AkpaMgbor:
In the end he ended up transmitting confusion.

Lolz....

iamleumas:
Well in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking at this matter in a different way and without fighting and by trying to make it clear, and by considering each and every ones opinion, I honestly believe that I have completely forgotten what I wanted to say...

You're mad. After I read carefully expecting a meaningful submission.

Makawhizzy:
They will shout aye oooo when they see accident but in five minutes devil go still match their accelerator for them. This spot in challenge Na corner S u accelerate enter and lose control of brake u go know say devil na real nigga

No mind dem

Makawhizzy:
You are a bloody liar. Always write stories with the truth
SUV was coming from Lagos and already on challenge.
Sports car belongs to a young lecturer of leed city overspeeding from challenge where he went to drop off clients that came for photo shoot and give the raw file to an editor. He hit the street light pole, uprooted it and dived into the opposite lane. It was the pole that did the mess on the SUV claiming the husband life instantly while wife and kids were bruised. Young guy gave up the ghost by the time he got to the hospital cox last I saw him he was still breathing when lifted in FRSC hilux van.
RIP SMADE

Na wah o....the way cars speed in Ibadan is alarming! I always wonder at those Micra drivers (taking taxi from Sango to ordinary U.I. na like devil dey pursue dem). One of the reasons I like Akure more than Ibadan is the coolness of the place and the patience of the drivers even with double lanes. Also you should see the way the Okada guys wey dey ply the route of U.I to Agbowo dey speed for night time. You go think say dem program dem like Car race game with the very narrow road. People no dey fear for their lives.

Kingwizzy16:
Baba na only night I de come out the sun fit boil water I swear

lol.... bask in the sun to get darker now.

Kingwizzy16:


My holiday in Ghana sun nearly killed me

How?

nuelzy:
u need to read again... The idiotic owner actually gave her #5000






I swear... If nah me... I go cut my pubic hair.. Use am swear for am...


From 7800-15000... I don't really blame those that said she shouldn't have returned the money... Nigeria is too corrupt to have mercy on.

Hahahaha... ROFLMAO... cut your pubic hair keh? Abeg softly o

SexyDenzel:
They owner gave her 20K? That owner no be better person someone return your lost 12Million and you only gave the 20k and not like you offered her a better job. Such people with such integrity, you ought to employ her in your firm or something. She's good to have in your corner. 20K make Ogun finger him pocket there. Increase in salary 7800-15k? Bleep this Naija.

You didn't read well... the owner gave the security people 15k, but it was 5k that reached her.

That 20k was given by another organization.

nikkypearl:
no English version biko

Hmmmn.

nikkypearl:
no English version biko

Hmmmn.

Human Wickedness

Meanwhile FTC is piece of cake for those who know the secret

God have mercy!

Paranoia at work!

MxFactor:
Must Nigeria lose every match

Must yu win every match too? when them win Argentina and Poland, una dey happy....lick dis defeat too, na part of game

meromero11:
We have the very wrong selection for this world cup. No clear cut strategy that could be noticeable in all the friendlies. No defined attack combination. E be like say we want go do comedy for Russia

Lol....comedy and jersey fashion parade

kennygee:
All true

The first one, status will be looking like a rosary, I no dey even bother open am, when they did not buy data for me.

Then the ones that have turned WhatsApp status to a market place, 50 pictures of their merchandise.

Wehdone aunty.

Status like rosary

Seun360:
It can be cured using local herbs.

Which kain local herbs be that? Have you seen it gone from someone before?

Lol....na now I know say this man no get sense

khalids:
Bros no vex....na F9 i get for yoruba....Help manage am like that.....Na understanding be the koko

lol.... fatai olomo mesan

khalids:
Anu mi se e (I pity you)....you think say na only guys dey do yahoo plus...

You dan see money you no fit think correctly again......You bet run and save yourself and your future generation and build gradually with your girlfriend....

Which kin man you even be self....they look for woman wey go feed you.......no be every food person dey chop

Na Anu e se mi, not anu mi se e bros.... This ya Yoruba na wa o

redsquare:
Una dey look Messi, I de look the Goats, especially the male one, e go make sense for goat meat pepper soup.

Walahi, with palm wine you're in the spirit bro

veekid:
These goats go sweet pass Naija own

You're in the spirit my brother.... Abi you no see am. See that first goat with beards...the head go sweet die for pepper soup and palm wine

Just left his facebook profile. You should see the posts he made in Jesus name like a gentle and responsible man, not knowing that he's an animal and a devil. Using God's name for cover cover. People are terrible o.

SoapQueen:
What is happening?

I was on duty at UCH the day the late Bisi Komolafe passed on. The kind of stories that popped up about her demise and the Yoruba movie industry left me petrified.

Hi, I'm interested in that story. I'll send DM.

phase1:
All I know is that Onazi is a big flop, his name should be removed from the world cup list.

Shehu is another waste pipe that should be done away with.

I'll write an open letter to Mr Gernot Rohr. He needs to know that the above players will make him look cluesless at the world cup.

He should not say he was not warned.

Pls write quickly, and help nominate Nwakali

Please, what position does Nwakali play? He's supposed to be in this team.

aguiyi2:
.I will like to meet you one on one in a deserted street.

And what if he's like Goliath? You go fit handle am?

adisabarber:
Why the need for so much security if you are really popular in your state?

Wow... just what my dad said just now exactly ...