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Travel › Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by sharpwriter(m): 8:13pm On Nov 30, 2017
donniemc:
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No, they will just publish for you and also publish for themselves.
Okay. Thanks sir.
Sports › Re: 2018 World Cup: Maduka Okoye To Join Super Eagles by sharpwriter(m): 8:09pm On Nov 30, 2017
Shey me sef no go go marry oyinbo now, these half caste people fine wella o. kiss kiss kiss
Travel › Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by sharpwriter(m): 11:36pm On Nov 29, 2017
donniemc:
Warning!:
Some of these developers will take advantage of you and also publish some of the apps you bought on their own account!. But in life there is a price to pay for everything!. So its worth the risk!....you dig?
Sir, concerning this warning, do you mean they may get my source code, and run away with it without publishing mine or they may publish for me, as well as themselves, making the app appear in two places? huh huh
Travel › Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by sharpwriter(m): 9:13pm On Nov 29, 2017
donniemc:
Ok,
I have a lot of apps on the Play store. most of these apps are overdue for updates.If you can wait till Christmas/New year time i would def have some spare time on my hands. However if you can't wait you can easily employ the help of indie Nigerian android developers on the playstore!. Am sure they even won't charge you more than N5,000 -10,000 per app publishing.

Here are three Nigerian developers i found on the play store that might help. You should head over to their page, pick their email and shoot them a mail.

1 ZaidHbb ( I think he his from the north he also has a lot of Hausa apps on the play store):
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.andromo.dev492494.app698257

2. Wisdom gallery :
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.andromo.dev454490.app534863

3. Aikotech:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.andromo.dev453956.app442217


Alternatively, you can just go to the play store and search "Nigeria 2017" you would see many apps that were made by Nigerian developers. You can contact any of them and ask for their assistance.

Warning!:
Some of these developers will take advantage of you and also publish some of the apps you bought on their own account!. But in life there is a price to pay for everything!. So its worth the risk!....you dig?

Btw,
Don't mind your brother. If people don't mock you God can't make you. grin grin
Thanks sir....I will look into this. God help me.
Travel › Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by sharpwriter(m): 12:22pm On Nov 29, 2017
donniemc:
You can always change your password! after the publishing. Infact initially you should use a generic usename and password like adminapp101. then after the apps are published you change them to your secret password!.
Okay thanks. Please consider what I sent last. At your convenient time sir.
Travel › Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by sharpwriter(m): 12:21pm On Nov 29, 2017
donniemc:
Go to the page! where you bought the app on chupamobile. you would see the developer email there
Also sir, the reskin and launch service by the developers is terrible. It is not easy going through this without help or great cash. The flash light App reskin and launch service is $249 (N82,000 or more). This can buy many apps. I also saw a game I am interested in buying, which is $149, the reskin and launch is $2,749, very outrageous. My Bros, it seems you will help me handle and launch the first two or three apps I wanna buy personally o. Biko, when you are less busy. I also asked this favor because my younger bro is already making jest of me, say I too dey jump for wetin I no know cheesy cheesy grin. Help a brother sir, it is a huge task not for a novice. Thanks in anticipation sir.
Travel › Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by sharpwriter(m): 11:39am On Nov 29, 2017
donniemc:
Go to the page! where you bought the app on chupamobile. you would see the developer email there
And please sir, in telling developers to help us publish the app, hope it does not pose any risk of theft to our google play store account and password. And hope they know it will be earning by free app and advertisement
Travel › Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by sharpwriter(m): 11:25am On Nov 29, 2017
donniemc:
Go to the page! where you bought the app on chupamobile. you would see the developer email there
Okay. Thanks.
Travel › Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by sharpwriter(m): 10:25am On Nov 29, 2017
donniemc:
Congratulations!:
Now you need to download Android studio

How to download and install Android Studio:

Requirements

- You need a minimum Intel core i3 5th generation laptop with at least 6gb of ram and no less than 30gb of free space running Microsoft windows or Linux (If you have a Macbook that's ok too)

Download
Once you have all these things in place. You should go to the link below and download Android studio.
https://developer.android.com/studio/index.html


Downloading Java JDk
Android studio needs Java JDK to run so you have to download the Java Jdk from the link below:
http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/java/javase/downloads/jdk9-downloads-3848520.html

After Downloading the Java Jdk install it before you start the installation of Android studio


once you have successfully downloaded android studio then you should go ahead and install it. When the installation is complete its going to start downloading some stuff from the internet. This would definitely take a while just be patient!. When the Android Sdk and co are finished downloading then you would have successfully completed step 2.

Lemme know when you have completed this step so that i can walk you through importing the project, generating a keystore and then publishing the app on the Google Play store!.

Alternatively,
i would suggest that for your 1st and 2nd app you should pay the developer to help you publish the app on the play Store so that you can start making money right off the bat. Then for subsequent apps you can learn how to publish them by your self!. Its always better to start easy and then walk your way up into more difficult terrain.


But if you insist,
Am always here to help.
Chai....I don die ooo....where I wan see laptop with those specs na...
ma town na 2gb RAM na... chimooo.... anyways, how do I contact the developers.... cant find their contacts really or maybe I don't know where it's cited
Romance › Re: 'Rape & Beg': UnilagOlodo Who Was Accused Of Rape Takes Legal Action (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 9:17pm On Nov 28, 2017
tossie101:
Lol. He look too rough biko
grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Samuel Eto'o Denies Saving 'slaves' From Libya by sharpwriter(m): 9:15pm On Nov 28, 2017
Wisdomkosi:
Samuel Eto only denied promising to give money to every Cameroonian Coming back from Libya but didn't deny paying for the flight tickets. See photo below
The first person that typed the right thing. People no dey read. Tnx for making ppl see
Crime › Re: Photos Of Libya Slave Trade, Torture & Killings Surface (Viewer's Discretion) by sharpwriter(m): 8:20pm On Nov 28, 2017
makydebbie:
Yea I did. smiley
Cool cool cool smiley smiley
Celebrities › Re: Smaranda Olarinde Kills 4 Snakes In Her Bathroom (Daddy Freeze Mother) by sharpwriter(m): 8:10pm On Nov 28, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
Wow! This calls for concern. Is she living by the waterside were reptiles lay eggs and breed for fun? Killing 4 at a go suggests the possibility that the mother snake did breed somewhere in her apartment; and from the little knowledge I gathered on NatGeoWild, those snakes can breed as much as two dozen snakes or more.

So theres possibility that 20 other snakes are somewhere in that house still growing.

We wouldnt want a situation where one pastor will come out in the future to praise God for using snakes to teach some tagged 'antichrists' a lesson by consuming their parents
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Rflmao cheesy cheesy grin grin grin ...na true o @ bolded
Crime › Re: Photos Of Libya Slave Trade, Torture & Killings Surface (Viewer's Discretion) by sharpwriter(m): 7:42pm On Nov 28, 2017
makydebbie:
Hahahaha, you made me look at the picture again. cheesy
And when you looked, what did you see? Your Doppelganger? Did yu not see yurself in her a bit?
Crime › Re: Photos Of Libya Slave Trade, Torture & Killings Surface (Viewer's Discretion) by sharpwriter(m): 7:24pm On Nov 28, 2017
Jigba:
Lol, that's not makydebbie smiley

You are right, they look alike
Abi.... I sha see resemblance. Good tin that ma eyes and cognitive system still dey functn well grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Photos Of Libya Slave Trade, Torture & Killings Surface (Viewer's Discretion) by sharpwriter(m): 7:17pm On Nov 28, 2017
Jigba:
You are so right. We are own problems
why is it that the dark girl behind looks like makkydebbie in yur dp? childhood days ba? huh huh huh
Romance › Re: 'Rape & Beg': UnilagOlodo Who Was Accused Of Rape Takes Legal Action (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 6:32pm On Nov 28, 2017
tossie101:
Oga ur appearance sef will make them lock up at sighting u.
SMH
Rflmao.... cheesy cheesy cheesy I tot I saw a Ghetto guy jux looking a bit tvsh though
Travel › Re: Lies Of Nigerians Living In America by sharpwriter(m): 6:18pm On Nov 28, 2017
donniemc:
Oya, lets start!.

First of all.....go down low grin grin

Seriously,

First of all you need to get a Google Play store account and become a registered Google developer.

So i will carefully outline steps to become a certified Android developer:

Step 1:
[/b]You need to register a new gmail account. You will need this account to create a Google Play Developer Console account

[b]Step 2:


You need to have a minimum of $25 or its naira equivalent


Step 3:

You need to have a valid Debit card from any of the top Nigerian banks (GTB always works for international transactions)

Step 4:
[/b]When you have successfully created the Gmail account. visit this website:
https://play.google.com/apps/publish/signup/


[b]Step 5:

Scroll down in the website and click the blue "Continue to Payment" button

Step 6:

Enter the required payment details

Step 7:

After the payment has been validated fill out the remaining required information like your phone number, The name of your developer comany. e.t.c

Step 8:

The payment takes about 48 hours to process. Congratulations! you are now an Android developer.



I would work you through skinning the app and signing the app with a release keystore key when you have successfully created your playstore account!.

Congratulations again!



If you are having problems with creating an account just follow this video step by step. Shikenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fCJF2sN6Ko
Thanks a million Bros for taking your time to lead me through. I really appreciate you. God bless you beyond your expectations. I have finished the steps, and I am through with the registration now. All complete. Na next step I dey wait for Thanks once again.
Celebrities › Re: Banky W's Bedroom Video That Exposed Adesua Etomi's Nude by sharpwriter(m): 4:48pm On Nov 28, 2017
jaxxy:
Ok fine he showed us the wedding gud bt wats our bizness with his honeymoonhuh He shud enjoy his wife alone and dump his fones if possible for a week.
Abi o....wetin concern us with the Zebras behind their window.... to tell us that is the best of life abi, or that we envy not seeing zebras in our backyard....nonsensical nonsense. If them like make Lion be dem cabin neighbors. angry angry
Crime › Re: Yewande Oyediran, Woman Who Killed Her Husband Sentenced To 7 Years by sharpwriter(m): 2:29pm On Nov 27, 2017
tofolo:
And after 3 and half years she would be free?
Wow...I love this art
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Buys A Car For His Mother In Lagos. See Reactions (Photo, Video) by sharpwriter(m): 9:24am On Nov 27, 2017
chillychill:
Ok ill pray for u shebi dats wot u want.... Just make sure when u start using dat kolo money let it reach my side biko wink
Good, now ayam hapi cheesy cheesy cheesy Sure I will giv yu yur tithe grin
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Buys A Car For His Mother In Lagos. See Reactions (Photo, Video) by sharpwriter(m): 9:04am On Nov 27, 2017
chillychill:
because I like u Na dats y,shey I cannot like u and giv I good advice again ni cheesy
Hmmnn....even the holy books said pray for yur friends. Why cant yu do dt? sad undecided
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Buys A Car For His Mother In Lagos. See Reactions (Photo, Video) by sharpwriter(m): 10:15pm On Nov 26, 2017
chillychill:
u see d problem is I. No kuku get Alfa Wey fit help u sit down pray n I no fit hep u sit-down pray Na u go pray ur prayer ursef o guy.. Fi owo ara e shey ara e grin
Hey! you are mean....then why ask about my kolo in the first instance tongue
chillychill:
u see d problem is I. No kuku get Alfa Wey fit help u sit down pray n I no fit hep u sit-down pray Na u go pray ur prayer ursef o guy.. Fi owo ara e shey ara e grin
Hey! you are mean....then why ask about my kolo in the first instance
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Buys A Car For His Mother In Lagos. See Reactions (Photo, Video) by sharpwriter(m): 9:56pm On Nov 26, 2017
chillychill:
lol issalie u don't have kolo uve used d money to buy blom blom for xmas tongue grin cheesy
Hmmmn...I Neva even start thinking of Xmas... better tell your Alfas to sit on skin pray for me
Nairaland General › Re: See The Animal Caught By A Farmer In Badagry! by sharpwriter(m): 9:52pm On Nov 26, 2017
PerfectlyPerfect:
CHIBUZOR ONLY YOU??
lalasticlala must hear this
The only meats I haven't tasted in that list of his are gorilla, parrot and Python, but I've tasted some other snakes sha wink
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Buys A Car For His Mother In Lagos. See Reactions (Photo, Video) by sharpwriter(m): 9:48pm On Nov 26, 2017
chillychill:
Na d money Wey d guy dey put for him "kolo" Na... U don't no anything,where is ur own kolo nau cheesy huh
lol.... my kolo is ma bank account.... I no want person like sanyeri to steal am from ma room
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Buys A Car For His Mother In Lagos. See Reactions (Photo, Video) by sharpwriter(m): 8:11pm On Nov 26, 2017
chillychill:
Shey someone cannot b saving money from birth again ni huh grin
iffa hear grin
Celebrities › Re: "Actresses Fear Coming To My Hotel Room At Locations" – Antar Laniyan by sharpwriter(m): 3:52pm On Nov 26, 2017
BluntBoy:
A very abusive man. There are ways to show your discipline without hitting anyone.

When I was a pastor, immoral women dared not come near me. Not because I would slap them but because I knew just how to make them uncomfortable.

Lastly, I find Antar Laniyan rather overrated. He is not a very good actor for me. Not a good director, either. Nothing stands his movies out from the pile of nonsense that define Nollywood.
why are you no longer a pastor?
Business › Re: Black Friday Madness In Shocking Photos by sharpwriter(m):
Drenix:
all dis my uncles and aunties dia wnt c all dis tins 2 bring home... na 2 dey carry chocolates dey cum back Nigeria...
Business › Re: Black Friday Madness In Shocking Photos by sharpwriter(m): 2:26pm On Nov 26, 2017
grin
banky3w:
You are a very foolish person. Every of your mumu comments you always flaunt you graduated from bungalow, you school in penthouse,
you shop in abule egba, went crazy in oshodi, you live in yaba left. Joor who you epp.... I dey look say E be like say you be riff raff before. If you ever try this again, I'll take it up with you personally. Oloshi oloriburuku...... Blowing your own trumpet. Take the certificate of stupidity for your brain resetting.
Hahahahaha.... chill na Broz...no take am personal. But I remembered like two days ago wey she say she went on hunting trip with someone in Bulgaria... she fit be first class Lady o grin
Romance › Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by sharpwriter(m): 7:43pm On Nov 25, 2017
Worksunlimited:
I don't get.. Your ex is the sweetest babe ever but yet she still became your ex..

People should stop saying this things.. Makes people sound awkward..
Yea, and perhaps they themselves are the devil grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by sharpwriter(m): 7:40pm On Nov 25, 2017
EHIRIMCHA:
Am a guy that's attracted to pretty ladies and I av never dated a gal that's not extremely pretty.am also not gud at stereotyping but from xperience I can say most pretty gals are hot tempered and very selfish.i also had a near death xperience with my ex.
Share yur experience sir make we learn smiley smiley

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