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Diffident:
you are cute

You yourself, you're cuter, can I kno you more?

RETIREDMUMU:



HOT NEWS::

when u r dating a Nigerian girl makes sure you ask for her throwback picture to make sure she is truly female, make sure u check her pussyyy not only but her clitoris, vulva,check if she don't have a broad shoulder like one usa first lady, then ultimately ask to see her menstrual blood one day


I TALK MY OWN

who be the USA first Lady o....you mean she be transgender gay?

donniemc:
No sir, Jesus is the genius!.

Me, i repeated ss1

Lol...abeg how are we to divide that $100 budget after buying the $19 flashlight tin.The rest $81 nkoh? How we go spend am on top this tin? Then how much average can a person with a single app make for a start? You fit drop yur whatsaap number o bros, I no mind. Please

Ogunleti01:
u be confirm agbero!

He is not agbero... he's just a mere bitter man that has suffered hurts from ladies in the past. His problem is highly psychological. Sad no rehabilitation centre for naija

streamsofjoy:
Shut up ur dirty guts! What sort of insult will warrant that kind of a beating from a so called man? He should go and fight his match instead of "using a woman to shine" Éla

Fine smiles, can really see the streams of joy. Abeg which photographer helep yu whiten ya teeth like this?

frenzyduchess:
i wish that was the case, the pain was too much to bear jor

Hmmn... pele

donniemc:
Because i wanted to! and i really did not see the usefulness of a certificate!

Hmmn...that sentence is powerful...na real faith be that o... I am in similar situation as regards further studies, I jux dey vex Hope you wont mind if we chat on whatsapp zero, eight, zero, six, zero, seven, one, five, zero, five, nine. I will really appreciate it, cos the apps wey I dey see for that chupamobile front page costly ooo.

frenzyduchess:
Good for her, the last time I tried sit up my ribs hurt for days, I cannot go and die because of abs

Lol....LAZYYYYYY

pyyxxaro:
The small bweast wen first de , u don gym am vanish

So wetin ur husband go de suck for night now



Madame chop food now oh , because food nor de heaven oh

Na praise and worship be the food for heaven

Me naa steady Akpu I de chop

Lolz.... fruits from the tree of life nkoh plus river of life.....no be food and drink be dat? Abi yu forget marriage supper of the lamb too? Wine go dey boku for there.

jeffcheddy:
Just started a relationship with an albino girl who loves me dearly. She's been faithful and helps me too when I'm broke. But I don't know what the future holds between us cos I'm a youth corper as well and we are both passing out by sept/oct. I promised to marry the next girl that comes my way, and here are my with this caring hearted girl. But my fear is what are the chances of my future kids health. What if they are all albinos,in terms of their healt issues,like eyes,skin etc. Will it not be unfair to them? Please I need advices here. Thanks

Op, is the girl still with you?

donniemc:
Help yourself!:
https://www.chupamobile.com/

Just save up $100 about (N38,000)

Buy this flashlight app for just $19:
https://www.chupamobile.com/android-full-applications/android-flashlight-app-962

Watch this video on how to get a Google Play Store account:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fCJF2sN6Ko

Watch this video on how to monetize your apps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcTTjwXAbGo

Lastly,
Publish the app on the Play Store. If all these seem a little too complex for you. You can email the developer of the Flashlight app source code you bought to help you get a Google Play store account and publish the app!. Asking the dveloper for help will probably cost your a few buck$
though.


Goodluck!

What is the usefulness of this flashlight app? And are you saying all a person needs to learn android/ios are in the links and videos yu just shared? Can this make someone a guru at all? Is there a manual, and how long will it take to gain average ability if not perfection? Thanks.

donniemc:
Did you even read what i wrote

The averagely successful programmer in America makes $120,000 per year (before taxes)

The averagely successful programmer in Nigeria makes about about $20,000 per year (7.5 million)

Meanwhile,

The averagely successful Android / iPhone/ios programmer anywhere in the world makes close to $400,000 per year



That's 3 times more than what an averagely successful programmer makes in America!.

The moral lesson here is to try and publish as many Android / Ios app you can as a programmer which would in turn increase your chances of becoming an averagely successful Android/ ios Programmer so that you can earn $400,000 per year!.


Unfortunately,
Nigeria has only a handful of Android / ios programmers (less than 100). majority of the programmers in Nigeria are web programmers!(at least 99.6%).They code with languages like Php(Laravel), Asp.net, node.js et.c....these web languages can help you get a few freelance jobs but ultimately you would not make as much money as even an average mediocre Android developer.

This is why developers in Nigeria are struggling!!. And that is why in my previous post i suggested that anyone considering to learn programming should just learn Android /ios programming (kotlin or swift).

Believe me, there are Flashlight apps on the Google Play Store that make more than $3,000 per day

Here is a link to one:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.peacock.flashlight

Nothing,
Absolutely nothing stops you from creating one yourself!. infact you can even just buy the source code to one flashlight app and publish it on the Playstore. Here is a link to pruchase the source code:

https://www.chupamobile.com/android-full-applications/android-flashlight-app-962


Again,
Am an Android programmer,I dropped out of school, i have over 60 apps on the Play store. I make quite a lot on the play store!. I wont trade my Nigerian driver's license for an America citizenship!!

And how long can it take to learn these android/ios(kotlin or swift) programmes that you talk about?

robosky02:
why calamity


England will see us and run

Hmmn... I still dnt trust the Eagles, they may beat Argentina, Brazil andd Spain join for friendlies, but let the real tournament arrive; you go tink say dem don curse them.

robosky02:
based on the ceding our group could look like this

Brazil

England

Denmark

Nigeria



predict yours

If we fall into a group like this, dat na calamity

CloudResident:
My neighbor traveled for days and leaves his friend with his wife and 4 kids. At least twice a year Dunnow the level of trust Thai exists between them Sha .
I revenue
I recently found out that the so called friend loves the bottle like no other

what do yu mean by the bottle? Beer?

manneger2:
Bros with iWobi present age and form he won't make England form, forget that he score 2 goals yesterday, iwobi is not average player, he is below average, he need to improve otherwise nigeria will drop him too

I disagree with you on the matter of being average or below it. HE IS INDEED AN AVERAGE PLAYER, and a good striker too. Did you see the first goal he scored yesterday, and the only goal he scored against Zambia? Those goals were the same style and classic, few players or strikers have the ability to score such (he didn't make any attempt to balance before striking because he fired immediately the ball reached him). The assist leading to those 2 goals came from the sides of box 18, and he skillfully directed his foot kicking the ball to the goal post dodging the keeper with it. Even Iheanacho may not score goals like that. You know why? Go and study past strikers and midfielders in Nigeria and other Africa countries, most of their strikes kicks ball to heaven as if they never trained to shoot as a striker. Have yu been impressed by Emenike or Ideye's strikes? Or even Ahmed Musa? Iwobi knows how to focus goal post and keeps the ball low ( I give him kudus for that), he may make mistakes but seldom fvcks up when striking. Most goals in the qualifiers, he scored it, and YES he is average enough, he only needs to work harder because he is a yung and rising talent.

KreativGenius:
No not just from been good. Where I come from, the moment a lady has a guy, i'm not supposed to climb her oh.I don't know why people don't have conscience. The moment a lady has a guy, guys should let the lady be. Na lie. No discipline at all. I think many times we think with our dicks. I've been with my female bestie, rain fell, we went to her house, i slept on the same stuff with her,the cold and everything. The opportunity was dear, but i thank God that always rescues me in moment of such opportunities. So male/female bestie is cool for me o. and i encourage it,so it boils to the strength of the characters involved !


If both parties aren't sure, then meeting in a public place or just digital chats would be okay. And conversations must be clean, and neat. I never ever talked with my bestie about sex or any such sh*t for four years. People should get it right for goodness sakes jare. All this free sex always causes problems

I understand you. But it still boils down to being good with conscience. Then God's grace plus self discipline. My broda, few people care about culture or tradition o. They dont wanna know weda it is acceptable in societies. Or have yu not seen and read many comments on this nairaland how some narrate their escapades sleeping with married women and proud of it. You said yu were on the couch with her on a rainy day. Na the same rainy day happen to one girlfriend of my younger brother wey go greet her male friend. . They ended up sleeping with each other, ( I wont describe her personality so people reading wont get discouraged the more). She had to confess to my yunger bro because she knows he is faithful with her and gud to her. I wouldn't even call the guy best friend, but they must have been close enof to fall into each other's arms.

So, broda, sh!t happens. Na yu know yurself because morality and self dignity had fallen, and that is why I said I dont blame those who frowns at such opposite bestie tinx. Me myself, I am a jealous person, and I will talk my own if I feel disgruntled about anybody being around my girl. So, yu may trust anyone, and fvck up hppens, just as my bro trusted his girl, so I wouldn't buy anyone talking about feeling insecured or talking about trust issues. There was a lady some few months ago on this nairaland that said she cheated with her pastor, and her husband suspected her. If yu read her words keenly, yu will know that she has the aura and tone of being a bit spiritual even if it is minimal. The question is, How did she end up opening her legs for the pastor despite being married. It means there must have been some closeness which is unhealthy. So, bro, everybody wont be like yu and sh!t happens, and they happen a lot. May God help us.

KreativGenius:
Big lie. I onced had a female bestie, we did everything together. I was the one screening the bf she had, till we reached the one she got married too.. Fa fa fa fowl. It's the strength of the characters of the individuals involved

It is because yu are a gud and sincere person, just as yu mentioned strength of characters. The truth is that our generation is in trouble as we have become weak in morals. We all see and hear stories around and I cant blame anyone for being jealous whether in marriage or before marriage. Another truth is that the disadvantages of the so called opposite gender bestie(s) are more than the advantages. Na the season of days make am like that. So many times, it is better to avoid troubles and allow peace.

Mrnairalandd:


Wrong wrong and wrong mentality

If your man wants him out, respect that and build your own future.

Bragging here ll only leave you in your father house as a sprinter until menopause set in.

If you are in a relationship with a wonderful dude who doesn’t joke with his woman, he might not be comfy with male best friend. If your so called friend really has your interest in his heart, he ll be the one to advise you to hold on to your man while he finds his way.

Any dude that advise you against it is not your best friend in the first place.



Let me even shock you, from personal experience, i used to have a best friend right from year 6. We were born and raised in the same neighbourhood. Along the line, my family relocated to a new city and we lost contact cos there were no phones then. Few years after, we met again and our friendship began... Fast forward to 2009, all my girlfriends were having big issue with the fact that i was having her as a best friend. To cut the long story short, the moment any of my ex complained about her, i ll dump the babe and straight to another babe. I dumped all my ex that were complaining about my relationship with her then just to prove to her that our friendship was made from heaven. Finally, few months later, she started her own relationship with one dude like that and the dude wasn’t comfy with my presence in her life, she called me one day on the phone and end our friendship right there. Today, they are still happily married with 3 kids and i am happy for her. The lesson of this story is that if you compromise your future husband for him, he might dump your ass when he meets his own future wife.

Until you fall in love

Chai !!!Bitter Experience. What you couldn't do to her, she did to you. Sorry Sir. Well, it is not wrong having a male or female friend as there will be acquaintances. What we even have most in our lives are acquaintances, and we should let it be dat way. But a opposite gender BESTIE na red flag cos no one knows the day emotions will overpower yu both.

In yur case sir, all those ex(es) yu dumped are not easily gotten back as they may have been hooked up elsewhere, but if you had excused your best friend initially, and you later break up with any of yur ex, yur excused bestie (friend) is easier to continue with as friends since yu are no longer in any relationship. My Opinion though, no mind me.

justi4jesu:
Abi you from Argentina

Argentina gini? Ayam from Brazil

groundnut01:
Messi na sharp guy I swear, he know say we go disgrace Argentina him come run

Lol

justi4jesu:

Wetin dey laf yu? That yur teeth like corn

kennygee:
I heard tuition in Finland is free.

[quote author=quintybabe post=62318377][/quote]Sorry dear...it is well with you. I feel yur pain. The problem is that our parents, especially educated ones feel they have the wisdom of all times and seasons, and some become overprotecting, destroying their children the more and wasting their tym, for getting that independence, and some advises are what makes a human strong in life. May God help me too in ma own cos na night prayer I dey for yesterday. This thread again don provoke me already cos na prayer of direction again tonight

GloriaNinja:
I have not forgotten you at all o

Indeed, I can see it in your actions

FaniDan:
, but they are included sha

Yes, but so also YOU.

GloriaNinja:
ANYONE EATING THIS IS CAPABLE OF EATING A HUMAN BEING.

My dear, na very sweet tin, especially when garnished with pepper and dried with fire. Yummy.

You just forget me abi? God dey.

FaniDan:
, Are you also doubting the Bible, touch not my anointed

My dear, away from the main topic let me teach you the scripture you quoted rightly. The scripture wasn't directed to men of God specifically. Please, do well to see Psalm 105:9-22. But later, read from the beginning to the end which is verse 45. Touch not mine anointed and do my prophet no harm as seen in verse 15 talks about the journey of the children of Israel(Jacob), that is, the twelve sons of Jacob. The Covenant made to Abraham in verse 9, which Jacob inherited was also with his sons, and they are the anointed of God, and prophets unto him, see verse 16, it talked of the famine in the land, but remember that Joseph had already been sold to Egypt as revealed in verse 17. And it was Joseph that saved them from that famine. What am I saying; I am saying that that verse (touch not mine anointed) is not for men of God in our generation alone, IT IS FOR EVERY ADOPTED CHILDREN OF GOD, because 1 John 2:27 tells us that we have received anointing from God (NKJV). You yourself, you are anointed and also a Prophetess because you are God's maid servant (Acts 2:17-18) and the Spirit of God resides in you.

So, let us gain more knowledge in God's things and read full scriptures, not just quotations. If you see the whole of Psalm 105, you will see that it is a brief summary of the journey of children of Israel and the covenant God gave them since Abraham's time till they acquired the land of the gentiles which is Canaan. Therefore touch not mine anointed points primarily to those twelve sons of Israel originally in the context of biblical teaching. Expand this knowledge to others too. Thanks.

OboOlora:
I remember my first interview at Zenith bank. The HR manager and an AGM wanted to intimidate me, telling me they only had vacancy for tellers (with a salary of 70k). 5minutes into the interview, their intercom buzzed and they were told my car was blocking the third interviewer (a GM). I was excused to go and repark and I could see the change in attitude when I got back. Apparently, I brought the same car as their GM and then the table turned. I returned and placed my LG chocolate phone on the table (their fada...they were trying to BUGA me with one cheap Nokia before). In summary, the GM 'upped' my offer and I was offered a Customer Executive role even though I resigned the first day I resumed !

What happened? Why did you resign?

Nesso:
600k shud be the minimum for a graduate with Bsc.

Funny, how much do you think Professors collect during previous economies and now presently. Your goodwill, optimism and wide expectation is good, but no pipe dream is as sure as this except Naira loses value horribly. If yu see 100k job as graduate, go do testimony.

justi4jesu:
See as i use catch you abi.

Hmmn....I no get yur tym now