₦airaland Forum

BrutalJab:
Akudaya is real. A close family friend died mysteriously some times ago and was seen by someone else (who don't even have the idea that he is dead) in a far away state.




Trust stupid and ignorant Nigerians to call it a lie...They are so foolish to the extent that even if the mother of the gatekeeper should confirm the gist, they will call her mentally deranged person. SMH Anything just to justify there foolishness.

I pray you guys learn it the hard way

Spot on. I laugh at people who thinks they have known all, especially we Christians, whereas they fail to understand that mysteries are uncountable. They dont even understand the life they live in or know the name or uses of some leaves in their backyard.

kennygee:
Maybe he's an identical twin.

Hey, dont tell me yu are serious with this yur comment.

pointblank247:
they called and even trethend me for weeks, but one thing at my advantage is that the only thing the girl knew about me then was just my phone number, i was just chasing her and when their treat became much i dro pped the number for months and by the time i used the number, again months later they have changed the treat masagess to 'oga abeg make you pity me, my phone and my two friends android phones are still with the bar man

Lol ... na wah o.

pointblank247:
i did number 3 two years ago. it was in a university campus, she was a new girl i was chasing. she actualy came with her two friends and as we were drinking guys will pass and hail her and shr will tell me that guy is a class mate so could i let him take a bottle of beer, the guy will just join our table even without my invitation. before 1hour i have about 8 people drinking on my head and they were greedily replacing there bottle without minding me and the girl was paying more attention to them that was when i realised that i was in the midst of cultists trying to teach me a lesson so i laughed and encouraged them to drink and eat meat and they even started inviting more guys and babes. By then i have started frquenting the urinal at the back of bar so they paid no attention when moved again to take a leake, first is that they never even knew that i know all the side roads in the school as it is my almar mater.
whrn i got to the i knocked and turned back and told the bar man ilthat need to urinate outside as some one is busy in the urinal, meeen that was how i was allowd to get behind and took a trac road that quickly brought me to the main road and i bord a bike to escape.by the time she realisd i was gone the bill was more than 14,000 naira. and they deposited 3 android phones untill she paid.

Lol, lol, lol.... please, finish this story, didn't they look for you thereafter to treat your fvck up?

Maradona98:
Werey

Same to yu sir

Maradona98:
Yio ba furo e. Eleribu..

Behold, those that curse me are cursed.

Maradona98:
Abi. Oro sukunu lo so yen. Emi o de ribi ti awon meji tin do ra won pa ri. Olorun ma je ki a dobo daran o.

adisabarber:
Ogbon po ninu oro ti o so yi. Emi o ri ibi ti won ti n'se yodi seyin ti won tun ma ranti bo gbogbo aso.

Maradona98:
Abi. Oro sukunu lo so yen. Emi o de ribi ti awon meji tin do ra won pa ri. Olorun ma je ki a dobo daran o.

Abeg, make both of you shut up.... we have heard. awon onisokuso agbaaya meji..mtchew

This TAKAM sef no look like Boxer. He look like one Egbon Festus for Oshodi

biacan:
Waiting for that nairaland dude that will cut his hands for me

If I cut it off, what will I use to work for money? Abi yu get thirty billion for the account?

tosyne2much:
You're on point bro. This country is in dire need of enlightened and right thinking leaders not educated leaders. Look at how the country is in the state of obscurity despite the fact that most of our leaders are educated either through the back door or through the road right way.

There are many advanced countries where the leaders are not as educated as ours yet they don't misbehave when in put in the position of power, they do not loot public fund, they are not selfish and self-centered because they have the love of the people at heart.

Goodluck Jonathan is a PhD holder but what spectacular impact did he make during his tenure rather than loot the nation's fund and usher us into recession.

Like I said earlier, we don't need graduates as leaders but loving, enlightened and right thinking people

Abi nw ... I did not think Jonathan made any impact in his home town or state not to talk of Nigeria, and he even did not see the need to improve the educational system despite being a PhD holder.

HRHQueenPhil:
Thank you, dat is why i cant marry a person with such mentality, u av ur preference and i have mine. this country is in dire need of educated people. the people u are mentioning , many of dem accumulated wealth due to connection with rich people. so mentioning them makes me pity you.

Away from the topic, the country is more in dire need of sensible and reasonable people than educated people. There are enough graduates though we need more too. Many of the leaders are educated even with foreign degrees but they behave like animals. An uneducated but reasonable person that has opportunity of being exposed will be eager to plant the comforts of life he's been exposed to in a foreign land into his own country, at least to earn a good name.

kennygee:
Yep I am.

Okay.

thunderbabs:
This is no longer a Friendly....
I repeat, NOT a FRIENDLY...
This is an impending Enemy attack

Hahahahaha.... me self don dey fear.

kennygee:
The squad that will use our nose to blow trumpet.

Lol.... Kenny, so you dey watch ball... wait a minute, are you Yoruba?

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Hmmmn... the South African version looks like a river demon

ibawon:
Kraspo. I won relocate from Lagos to some other place, I never make up my mind oo
Maybe Asaba will do

why relocating bro

eziokwubundunuwa:
Is there any Army vaccine? I don't think so.

What do you mean?

chieni:
from what I heard on radio, it is a polio vaccination, also to prevent an outbreak of another disease. But am yet to understand why they use the military, this might cause more harm in terms of an outbreak, Cisco no one wants to have anything to do with the military. where is the order even coming from for the military to he involved.

Thanks jare. Foolish government. Why is it that the military is being used, and why hasn't sensitization been done through the media weeks before the commencement of the yeye exercise. As for me, I dont blame the people, and I dont trust the military either. place where polio dey rampant, which is the north, we no hear say dem go there, na south people wey no complain about any sickness dem dey give vaccine. Nonsense and ingredient.

sirusX:
Seriously...the military abi government need to receive sense

No awareness or information....just come let me chook you chuku chuku

Can you imagine? Then this is madness, abi what kind of thing is this for Nigeria for God's sake? Where lies the people's deliverance?

Can anyone please tell me what this vaccine is meant for? That is the issue here. What is the essence of the vaccine. Can we tell people to just be receiving vaccine without spelling out the disease is meant to prevent?

Bitterleafsoup:
Look whose talking. A man the built ONE road and ONE toliet in his village and called it development. If we really want independence and development as a people we have to deal with these polithief's sooner than later....

Suggestions on how to deal with them.

It is not a new thing that many innocent citizens are being harassed by police officers, especially the Special Anti Robbery Squad unit (SARS). I became really angry yesterday when my brother told me of his friend's encounter with them; his offence (He looks too young to own or drive a car), this is someone that will walk down the aisle with his spouse by November or so; he finally bailed himself with N5000. I saw the thread on the corper that was harassed some days ago. I replied on that thread that all our talks and reactions are useless and stupid (they make no sense). Why? Because we are educated, and in fact we love to prove it by talking down on one another with big grammars. My opinion is that we are educated in order to solve knotty problems and we must start now.
The purpose of this thread is to brain task ourselves on what to do to destroy this madness. Our land is our land; it is not everyone that will travel abroad to enjoy saner climes. If anything happens that warrants evacuation of blacks, we are still coming back here. When has it become a crime to have different applications on phone or own more than one email? Is it not even madness and shame that our police officers questions someone carrying laptops, and indicting people that are enlightened about the 21st century happenings? It is simply showing our officers as illiterates and fools and idiots, which is also to our shame. Problems need solutions and not complaints, or else we will remain fools and victims to injustice. Success starts from somewhere, so, I am of the opinion that we should bring solutions from the brain corner of our head and say something as literates and educated that we are. Shall we launch an E-war or what? Forget about whether the government of the day is disappointing; frequent disturbance may achieve something in the long run. So let suggestions start flowing in. What shall we do?

N.B: This thread is not for pessimists that believe things can't be done. Let's be optimistic. Solutions alone please. No nation needs saboteurs. Be positive. Solutions are what we need to talk about, not casting down the talks here. Thanks.

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seunny4lif:
You can get a plot of land in Akure around 350K depending on area and in IB around 500K upward

Okay. Thanks.

seunny4lif:
Free Jellof rice and drinks
I no dey stay for long jooor
Na just to visit diff family people then onward to Akure
I must build house in Ibadan and Akure

How much is an estimated plot of land in Ibadan, and Akure as well?

kennygee:
Na so

Wow...you replied ...rain go fall today...make I go do thanksgiving for church tomorrow.

Sirheny007:
You just de comment 'OK' inside 7 threads now.
And you wan sell market..
is it fair?

Maybe the guy na AuntySimbiat's brother.

Lol....abeg make one person help me with that meme, ''Ma Nigga.''

But on a more serious note, I am more concerned about how he managed to get such number of monkeys at a goal. Awon kan ya were sha

This is the kind of food i want to make for kennygee

yeyerolling:
nigerians and hypocrisy, pple who dont follow Gods commands and ways na dem dey pray pass. Same way my ex colleague wey i catch dey nack married oga for office go dey disturb us on facebook with jesus dps. mtcheeew

lol....tell us more abt this yur colleague story pls.

massinola:
Me and ma gal break up yesterday too.

Wetin hapn, wetin cause am?