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PapaNnamdi:
Well we dated one time like dat,

She didn't allow me see Jerusalem cos she said it would spoil her ongoing treatment

Mtcheww....yeye guy

PapaNnamdi:
Where u see pussie for my quote biko,

No let mods ban me
Abeg

Lol...I am serious... ppl many times call her that, and I want to knw why. If you do not know, just say you don't knw.

succyblinks:
Nah he didn't, he said he didn't have sex with her so it isn't cheating. The relationship is done for sha, we all will meet the wrong people at some point in our lives, so I'm good

Lol....bad boy...it's well sha

PapaNnamdi:
Dem tell her for our church say one of her enemies don tie her life, say she will not see husband,

Dats why the fish smell is pursuing all the men,


She will soon be deivered

Pls enlighten me, why do naira landers call Linda smelly pussy, why?

PapaNnamdi:
Dem tell her for our church say one of her enemies don tie her life, say she will not see husband,

Dats why the fish smell is pursuing all the men,


She will soon be deivered

Pls enlighten me, why do naira landers call Linda smelly pussy, why?

succyblinks:
So my ex promised to come over and see me, so I waited and waited and called but no response. So I decided to give him a surprise visit. Got there, door was locked but music was playing, so I knocked and knocked, no response. I went to the window and manoeuvred it, opened it and dragged the curtains to see the worst sight of my lifetime

They were both in bed half naked doing "God knows what", I can't even explain how I felt at that moment, I was shivering. He came out and asked me to leave

Bad things really happen to good people, but I'm grateful to all those experiences it made me stronger.

Sorry dear....did he apologize later? Even after he boldly told you to leave?

Foxykevo:
Like been unclad when am home... From bedroom to sitting room..dnt no dat my neighbor staying upstairs opposite my flat at times do see me through my sitting windom when she is outside

And how did you now know, she told you or you saw her?

Gourdoinc:
I remember a crazy incident when I was travelling to KADUNA at cn okoli park. I had a runny stomach and after using the loo felt it decent I shower since it was night bus. on inquiry about the location of the bathroom, I was shown a shanty in the centre of the bus park facing the road. due to my desire to be fresh incase I have a beautiful female seat mate, I decided to brave it and bath like dat.

I had finished and while applying soap to my face, I mistakenly leaned on the poorly constructed door, and it gave way. this is me tumbling outside stark naked to the view of everyone, as I tried my best to rush back inside, I slipped and fell flat and due to the slippery ground, slipped all the way to a ditch. infact those who didn't see me earlier had now been alerted by the laughter of others. as soap was in my eyes I couldn't see amidst the tears.

everyone at iddo motor park saw my jolonjolo Dat day.

Laughing here seriously ooo....Yawa gas dt day be dat o....who swear for yu before yu embark on the journey?

Greenbullet:
Please , I want to beg all the male lovers in this forum, if your girlfriend is calabar and she stays far from you, be rest assured she is cheating.

lol

Hussainvictor12:
I'm even scared of marrying in the future. Men are naturally flirty.

Com nd marry me....yur life wont remain thesame... Romeo and Juliet replayed

ExAngel007:
After falling my hand.

No mind am o...he wan take you somewhere to go commit IMMORITY.

ExAngel007:
After falling my hand.

No mind am o...he wan take you somewhere to go commit IMMORITY.

Stupid video

lestat:
Oh my
Hahahahahahahaha I just finally got you comment

Wow I wrote shitt instead of shoot and nairaland auto switched it to poo
You get ?
Thanks for pointing that out

Oh! noted ... now I understand.

Pweedycutie:
Not at all sir

Ok...tnx

lestat:
Smh

Abeg explain the whole number 7 and stop shaking your head. I dey wait.

Pweedycutie:
Lol! I have one ugly top like that bought it by mistake
Even if women don't have "ugly tops" their husbands/brothers/sons have

Hello Cutie, are you a writer? Basically Paranormal Romance genre?

Please, who has short stories of paranormal romance genre in writing niche? I need it to show a fiverr client as a sample of my work. I will also outsource the job to you if the contract comes through. Kindly reply me or whatsapp 08060715059 so we can talk. Thanks.

lestat:
Me I don't worry
Some technic when shooting in pitch black,
1. Never waste bullets shoot to kill, your eyes are adjusted to the dark in your house and you know the layout they don't
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2. Keep moving after each shot the muzzle flash gives away your position, one shot one kill move to another location another shot another kill move again

3. Stay low beneath windows

4. Make sure your family are in the bathroom laying face down in the tub or beneath the sink

5. When they retreat outside follow , but stay low and aim ahead towards the direction they are running

6. Always keep at least 2 spare magazines and a box of bullets in the house

7. Breath , stay calm think of your family then aim, shit between each exhale makes it easier to manage kick back shock for newbies

Explain the poo in number 7...wetin e mean?

SmartyPants:
In a country like Nigeria, every household should possess a firearm. It is actually legal if licensed so i have no idea why people don't have them.

Na cos of ignorance and cost of purchasing

Oyindidi:
Splendid

All thanks to God

Oyindidi:
How was your night?

Twas cool nd yours?

Oyindidi:
Good morning brother

Morning morning

Oyindidi:
My brother, don't just conclude, i am just giving voice to the young ladies here. They call them names like olosho and hoes. I had to join them to fight back. I'm gat nothing to gain in insulting anyone.

You are truly in a good mood this morning... Lol

VickyRotex:
Not pleasant to spend time recounting. However, It was same as the pictures up there. We were robbed on the road, (Multiple vehicles) just 2 minutes after police check point (Along Abaji). People were killed. I dont know how I dived into the bush, to take cover from the gunfire, but I found myself in the bush. And Our NPF showed up 30 minutes later,when the robbers were done stealing our belongings. (The same NPF that were 2 minutes away)
I lost Faith in NPF that day. I hated them for the blood of the people spilled. However, I regained Faith in them, cos some of their good deeds has covered their multitude of sins.

It was a traumatic experience, took time to heal.
So to people judging the lady's English, I'll say, you honestly cant imagine what she's been through.

Na wa o...may God continue to deliver us from evil.

KKKWHITE:
Increase in single ladies and I am here still searching for a single lady can't believe that

Lol....search for them within the age range mentioned 28 & above

RadicallyBlunt:
Well I don't scorn them. And I think the major cause is d economy.

Unlike before when unemployment wasn't as much as this and the cost of living wasn't expensive, marrying a wife wasn't burdensome. Now, the case is different...a graduate man underemployed for 8yrs after school would always be scared of marriage.

The ladies themselves aren't helping matters. The days of "my husband is financially responsible for all my needs including pants" is gone. Its not about eating up ur Hubby's money again but about adding up to him which they were created to do in d first place...as helpmeets

For example if you're going out together and the journey cost 10k, if he provides 7k, then you as a lady shd help with d remaining 3k. And not expecting him to drop everything all because he's d man.

In other words, ladies too shd have a job no matter how little and the essence of the job is not to just replenish her purse while she keep saying "its his responsibility to provide not mine"...but rather to support him. The earlier a lady understands this, the better.

Yea...you've said my mind. ECONOMY is one of the major cause. Which guy wan jux jump anyhow with girl into marriage without financial shock absorber.

VickyRotex:
God!!!!! Please take down the image.

This scene reminds me of 2011. Lokoja-Abuja Road. How can I forget that day?

Wetin happen for there sister? share your experience. Thanks.

MrMicholo:
Most times I wonder what kind of a person this NwaAmaikpe is!!!! how he looks like and where he is from....
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Notwithstanding that he is almost on every thread... buh the captivating aspect is his negative buh witty comments... some are true if you think deep into it... he makes comment that make you wonder "Ohhh, I never thought about this aspect"... I read one of his comment which was funny, straight forward, harsh, stupid, negative, yet true... and it. made me wonder, what kind of a man really is this
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now, I know I'm not the only person that looks forward to his comments.

He's only creating popularity with his stupid comments, now, he has earned it. He's the king of foolishness on nairaland. Some of his comments are funny though. And he intentionally types them. I pray he isn't as his comments in real life.

Lakside1955:
Honestly, I just don't understand how girls of nowadays behave with this immoral conduct by sending their nude pictures out

That's how one purposely send me hers yesterday night without even asking to do so, despite the fact that we just met at the bank on last Friday and I gave her a ride to her destination

N: B if anybody quote me like: pics of her or I don't believe it, I will just strike the person left yanch with spiritual cane

Pics of her or I don't believe it.

Lakside1955:
Honestly, I just don't understand how girls of nowadays behave with this immoral conduct by sending their nude pictures out

That's how one purposely send me hers yesterday night without even asking to do so, despite the fact that we just met at the bank on last Friday and I gave her a ride to her destination

N: B if anybody quote me like: pics of her or I don't believe it, I will just strike the person left yanch with spiritual cane

Pics of her or I don't believe it.

buchilino:
OH?, IF DEY VENTURE INTO MUSHIN, I DOUBT IF ANY OF DEM WILL BE WEARING ANY UNDIES BY D TIME DEY WILL LEAVING.

So Mushin is full of day light rapists and miscreants? May God's thunder fire those with such mindset [quote author=buchilino post=57680862]