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Jarus:
Primary school (no single kid dominated, about 4 switched top spots)

JSS (my class - now a chartered accountant like me and works in an Abuja company)

JSS (overall for my set - now a PhD holder and works with Shell in the USA)

SSS (my class - me)

SSS (overall, same guy in JSS)

University (my class - now with Shell Nigeria)

Bros, you fit help me contact that your friend for Shell? I dey find job o...nd Shell isn't a bad place to work either.

fatymore:
Is she the same as dj cuppy

No..Cuppy is her elder sister

ayokenny37:
YES

ok.. tnx

ayokenny37:
When CCC came, twas in a place that idol worship was their belief using fetish materials. For CCC to gain ground, materials where giving by God to the founder to change ppls mind to God. materials like candle, palm fronts etc.

The use of these materials are for the newly converts into CCC. As one grows in Christ and His words, there will no need for these materials again. The word of God is sufficient.

Paul said when i was kid, spoke like a kid bt whe i grew up i threw away childish things.

By His grace I am a Core CCC member with indepth knowledge on the church direct from God.

any other question is welcomed

Thanks, but how sure are you of this assertion? I mean did you think this defense (of God giving them palm frond nd candles) is from authentic source.

Are there no people that are knowledgeable about this on nairaland?

tubosunadekoya:
They are calling people for non academic I did my own with the first batch.

Bros... you fit help me at all? I no get anyone for there o... nd I need this job bad bad

Where is Glorianinja oooooo ....missing you

exco90:
candle is synonymous to imole in yoruba

Hmmmn... okk, can you explain why they use various candles of different color?

I read about some that use candles in prayer and worship. please can any member of cherubim nd seraphim or celestial church of Christ reveal to me the reason nd efficacy of using candles in their church. why is the candle there? this thread is open to all that has knowledge of this. Try not to insult one another .Thanks.

Joelvuvuzela:
I do online businesses i make like #200k every month sometimes i even make more than 700k but i feel, its not enough, i am learning programming course to join it(self tutored) but there s a distraction sometimes. So my question is what the difference btwn online marketing and affilate marketing. Is there any special tools or tech know-hows for affiliate marketing alone?

pls. what online business gives you such amount. enlighten me pls.nd help a broda

Artistree:
I'm so shaken and yet to come to terms with the fact that my timeline would have been flooded with RIP and eulogies of all sorts this morning by both my friends and frenemies.
So it happened that I went to Akure on the 23rd ad the journey was marred by very unusual irregularities, given that I'd plied that road time without number.
First off, I suddenly started feeling nauseous and was gasping for air even though the car has full air-conditioning.
Secondly, the car then ran over some nails and kpoom!!! the front tyre went down in seconds. We had to pull over and spent close to two hours trying to replace it with the spare(one bolt VEHEMENTLY refused to come off) The sun wasn't helping matters either with its rays scalding our skin like we were being baked for lunch.
We finally changed the tyre and continued on our journey, drove some distance and noticed that the car was shaking like it had Parkinson's Disease, the replaced tyre was wobbling badly(which kind wahala be this?) My principal partner advised the driver to move slowly so we don't have to lose the tyre again since there's no more spare.
We drove for 30 minutes and suddenly heard kpaa!
My partner: ...(Drivers name) is that your tyre?
Driver: Oga, make I check (pulling over)
Me: Sir, that's gun shot, yay! And just like a movie, we saw two daredevils, wielding AK47 assault rifles, right in front of our car, shooting at us, mogbe!!!
We all ducked, save for the principal who kept shouting move! don't stop! keep moving!!! The driver in a rare display of bravery, drove zigzag, dodged the volley of bullets and fiam, we escaped!!!
I got home, dishevelled, and kept asking what would have happened as I squatted in the car, with my hands on my head, waiting for a bullet or bullets to pierce through. Would I have lived? How does it feel being dead? Oh, I'd never have found out, cos I'd have been stone dead and dead people know and feel nothing.
I still have palpitations from the shock but I'm very grateful to have survived the ordeal cos if we had been caught yesterday, we'd all four occupants, have been shot dead(for daring to run) or taken hostage for a ransom.
Either way, it's still scary.

Wow... I am happy you honored my request... may God honor you too... Thanks a lot... You tried in your writings too... Never knew Akure road got dangers like tht cos I am in Ekiti nd i do go from Ado to Akure sometimes.
With all tht happend in your write up, there is a spiritual undertone to it that evil was just bound to happen tht day, but thank God you escaped. O give thanks to the Lord for His mercies endureth forever. May God continue to deliver us frm all evils. Amen.
Lolzzz@ ''Baked Lunch & Parkinson disease.

Artistree:
That was how they opened fire on our car yesterday o, I'm still in shock till this minute and haven't slept or eaten since last night.

Aunty, pls. tell us more, just like the op narrated his... which road? ......sorry for the experience tho.

IpobExposed:
Is better than fb. YouTube just paid me $150 for having 50k views under a month under 100 subscribers

Bros, pls. can you enlighten me on hw you went about it? hw were you able to have much views like that nd those 100 subscribers, did they subscribe under you or you subscribed under them?

Oyindidi:
OK , south south

OK...so what's your name?

Oyindidi:
Are you from Rivers? That sounds like abua

Rivers keh? ayam a southwestern. You?

Oyindidi:
No

Oya, lemme know you, ayam Itunu

Oyindidi:
who are you? How am I your baby?

Lol...sharp nd blunt... I am the sharpest of the sharp writers.... na cos I like you ... you are cute, you are Oyinda shey?

Oyindidi:
Shameless man

Baby... hw are you

Oyindidi:
Shameless man

Baby... hw are you

May God help me... I need this job desperately like we all need oxygen...getting it is an escape route for me. [color=]

chakademus:
Okay.

Never underestimate women? Also, never underestimate MEN. You bleeped your own sister without conscience nd you still claiming you will do it again if you have the chance , It means yu have nt repented. MEN nd WOMEN (you are both partners in crime).

Omotaday:
A year after i graduated from SEC SCHOOL, i had this my friend who used to come to my house(family house) with his Gf, they really loved each other. Due to the strict attitude of my friend's parent, they always meet in my house. Most of the time, they don't come together, one would come before the other. Whenever the girl comes first, we gets to talk before her bf comes. Sincerely, I had no bad intention but this girl started liking me, showing great interest, she started coming to my place even when her bf did not know. This girl was very beautiful with a nice body. Well, something led to something. I started f**king her. Her bf started suspecting, he nearly caught us in some occasions. I can remember during a new year eve, when i was supposed to be praying, when everyone was shouting ''happy new year'', i was on top of her. Well, I later cut her off. Till today, when i see my the ni**a(we are not that close anymore due to school), i still feel like apologizing but i can't just do it. May God forgive me.

is your guy still with the girl?

hardedeji1:
I had mine today

please, what is yur own job position? And have they done for admin officers?

hardedeji1:
I had mine today

please, for what job position? And have they done for admin officers?

StephDamielola:
...

Mercy Mercy.

I am a woman and i know you are hurting so bad.

But what do we do, put on the best clothes, flood the social media with our best make up and Hair do and ....

Things Female Celebrities do after a failed marriage

1. Post Photos Online

2. Grant Interviews and CRY

3. Flood our social media timelines with Photos of Makeups, beautiful outings and dates.

4. Tag some praises to Photo posts like Flawless, Mamaking, Strongwoman, Bosslady, Neverdies, Lifewithoutlimits, Lovemylife etc


Anyway i have good news for you.

THE DEVIL HAS ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE

O girl....yu wicked o

Beckyodafe:
Pls i need clarification on this issue: if you're asked to submit 10 copies of application accompanied with academic records, cv and 2 passports, does it imply that you attach your credentials and 2 passports + CV to all10 copies of the application letter?

Yes o.....each credential in 10 places

Hmmmn

You're right bro... many of them are married with some achievements and they won't allow youngsters that are suffering to find their feet.....#covetouspeople

folakemigeh:
Why can't we just have an average relationship based on true love, companionship and Trust??
My last relationship ended abruptly because my man felt i was cheating on him whereas i took him to momma and was so proud of him all over d social media and etcetera
All a normal girl want is just to love and being love in return



I still do believe in love and i know the right man will come very soon


Rip to the dead

Well, I agree with you....nd thanks for giving and having the hope that true love is possible....but what were your actions that made your ex suspect you of cheating... you must have been doing something repeatedly with disregard to his feelings perhaps.

bola77uk:
My dear bro, it's quite unfortunate that this has happened to you . Trust me, I have been out there & I know what ur going thru psychologically but the truth here is that theven pple being referred to as prophets, pastors, prophetesses these days are not to be trusted as most of them are into one occultism mission or d other & also, most of them are looking for prosperity & all sorts of power in mysterious ways. Ask me & I'd tell you my own personal experiences but my sincere advice for you today is that you fLee for your life. Flee my brother, flee for your life... don't even go near her at all but if you have parents, you might want to share your experience with them(not compulsory). All you need to do is total avoidance cos apart from sex, they have other means by which they can initiate you & use you for their selfish purpose. Above all, I need you to know that sex is not only for enjoyment, it is also a spiritual union BTW man & woman which could lead to disaster. A word is enough for d wise.

Please Bola, share with us your experience so we can learn or you can PM me ...I am interested in stuffs lyk dis. Thanks.

And also when your T-shirt reads: JIHAD IS MY PRIORITY

loomer:
Smelling bad no be excuse jare, if not 80% of Indians no for dey travel

Indians smell? how?

DualCore1:
When saving the file from Nairaland, add .jpg to the filename. If you cannot alter the filename when saving it, save it anyway and rename the file adding .jpg at the end.

Wowwww....you are a genius... it worked perfectly. muuuaahhh. Thankssssss.