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Linda Ikeji's Jealousy will not make her sleep over this matter smelly pussy

But why dem dey call this woman smelly pussy now?

okadoo:
Don jazzzy you will need a very strong air fresher because of the odour that will ooze out when u bleep Linda.

Please, enlighten me on why people are calling Linda smelling pussy...has someone complained about her before?

Hi Masters....I created a topic on arts and culture and I dropped some JPG images there that was made by photoshop. I now used my phone to browse nairaland just to download this pictures on my phone. It actually downloaded but my phone was unable to open it: saying file format not supported. Please, is there a way I can download them on my phone and if not WHY? pls. remember the images have been converted to jpg format. Thanks.

Hmmmn.....grabbed the hand? the guy shud thank God say no be the neck the corpse grab o, cos e no go dey able to ask am question. Na double wahala for deadbody be dat because, na 2 dead brothers people go meet for mortuary

Ginaruby:
All dis people typing I dont support beating women will be the ones beating their wives the more..just shut up and get married. most women deserve it, they can rant, they are ready to fight, they wunt let u leave d house, wat do u expect d man to do, I'm a lady but to an extent I support it.
Resetting of brain is allowed.

Lolzzz

oviejnr:
Say no to child molestation or any form of abuse but why is that everyone will always have something to talk about after been successful. She should have cried for help, so the fool can be dealt with, why is she telling us now??

The women will talk of about rape and domestic violence and while their male counterpart will talk about how they hawk Tomatoes, plantain and Rat poison

Lolz

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More of them

Well, it may be true... because I remembered the all churches fire conference held in our university in 2007, there were many deliverances and I remembered that my hostel mate which was closer to the front seat and also an active member in church activities told me of a girl that was delivered from only God knows what...it was revealed that she got her problems when she was disvirgined in a king's palace( whether it was done by the king or someone else, I dont know). So, i cant rule this out as a lie...it might be true. May God just continue to save us. WATCH AND PRAY.

Chai...our president has become a freelancer.

chubbygal:
Toiling with ones emotion is bad, but some counselling and advice could have saved her. I'm an officer too Mine happened since 17 Feb 2017 , but I am still alive, I have moved on with my life and I know good things await me.... Rip

Chai....you be officer? which force? cos your bro dey fynd job o....On your comment, May God help you and perfect all that concerns you hastily.

Woe unto those that stay in that school's hostel, for they shall be DUMMIES when their mates are gaining development.

beautiful232:
not 100% true,cause have been with an unemployed guy for two years ,and we were still good...so get that off..we still have FOOD women out there

I am very proud of you.

beautiful232:
not 100% true,cause have been with an unemployed guy for two years ,and we were still good...so get that off..we still have FOOD women out there

I am very proud of you.

INTROVERT:
I wonder what all those 2.2 and third class people will be thinking

Sharrap

INTROVERT:
I wonder what all those 2.2 and third class people will be thinking

Sharrap

GreatManBee:
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logadims:
I need a logo

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mysticgal:
Logo guys, I need a logo.... for small money

Contact me on 08060715059 nd let's chat on whatsapp

ruemujerome:
it's actually a nice work u've done,ur number pls

Thanks. I wrote my number at the top of this post now, including my email as well......scroll up and you will see them.

Nice and cool....I am jealous of this o.....I use Photoshop CS5 but I have nt really known how to smoothen rough edges of edited images just like the hand in your pix.....it is as if the hand pix in your work is original because it has no roughness or did you edit the background as well? And if yes, how?

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Bssf

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pls. which area in Ibadan is this job located?

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GloriaNinja:
MAY THE LORD HONOUR U AS WELL, SO WHERE MY EASTER CHICKEN NA? ABI E DON FINISH AND U DEY HONOUR WITH THE LORD? LOL

Well, well...e still remain for freezer...wen yu are ready, i go help yu break the ice comot off am...

GloriaNinja:
I'M DOING GREAT, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

Ayam okk ooo...happy you are nt like some ppl wey we go greet and dem go ignore.... May the Lord honour you in return.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oV0aDJseQI

Olabenayo:
It's just like something spiritual is attached to the issue of first born...

You are talking.

Maychang:
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, the challenges and how tough it has been as a first born child.

I often heard that many of us go through a lot of challenges which could be fustrating and sometimes, lead to depression.

I also know a handful of my kind who have found it hard in every area of Life- Job, Marriage... infact all areas of life.

I remember how hard it was to scale through secondary school- i remember staying at home for 2 terms for school fees. Even gaining admission to the university was very tough- it was just as though the devil was so interested in my case. After years of struggling , I finally gained admission to the university with many challenges as well.

Now, to the Glory of God Im out of school, Nysc certified, patching up with a small scale company- yet i dont feel satisfied with
what Life has offered me. I feel cheated and its annoying when you have to struggle to get jobs with youths who had graduated at age 20/21... and you are just there looking for vacancies that has no age barrier.

My pastor once said i needed to pray well because the devil targets the first born of the family. he said i had to run to God to rescue me. Well...I did pray for many years but things are worse.

I look at my younger brother sometimes and see how well things went for him; most times without stress. I look at other families as well and see how the younger ones are faring well compared to the Eldest. Its really depressing.

Why is Life not fair to us?

Exactly what is happening to me presently... but right now, I am more determined to get to the root of it because I am perplexed and angry. But as the Lord lives and His Spirit lives, there will be breakthrough for me even without tarrying. Na this thing dey make me understand Ecclesiastes wey say the race is not to the swiftest nor the battle to the strong... I see people flourishing with less effort and it seems my own effort is being washed down the drain, but I am resilient and I want you to be so too...God must to reckon with us by fire by force. We are not the worst sinners. Every crooked paths shall be straightened, every valley shall be leveled and every mountain shall be made plain in our live in Jesus name.

GloriaNinja:
E NO DEY EASY AT ALL (SPEAKING AS A FIRST BORN)

Babe, I find you come here... how are you my love?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDCbDp4zUF0

GloriaNinja:
CHAI, THIS IS WHY I HATE ANYTHING MARRIAGE, SEE HIS HEAD LIKE CONE, HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A SACRIFICIAL LAMB, HIS TYPE IS CAPABLE OF MURDER.

Babe, I like your dimpled chin o...I don't mind you.

GloriaNinja:
CHAI, THIS IS WHY I HATE ANYTHING MARRIAGE, SEE HIS HEAD LIKE CONE, HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A SACRIFICIAL LAMB, HIS TYPE IS CAPABLE OF MURDER.

Babe, I like your dimpled chin o...I don't mind you.

GloriaNinja:
CHAI, THIS IS WHY I HATE ANYTHING MARRIAGE, SEE HIS HEAD LIKE CONE, HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A SACRIFICIAL LAMB, HIS TYPE IS CAPABLE OF MURDER.

Babe, I like your dimpled chin o...I don't mind you.

GloriaNinja:
CHAI, THIS IS WHY I HATE ANYTHING MARRIAGE, SEE HIS HEAD LIKE CONE, HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A SACRIFICIAL LAMB, HIS TYPE IS CAPABLE OF MURDER.

Babe, I like your dimpled chin o...I don't mind you.

OmaniPadmeHum:
The shallow, partial and quite frankly misogynistic reasoning from mostly the males who have posted comments here show the stupidity they have all decided to live with.

These same hipocritical men/guys go to parties to find ladies. These same guys show off photos on facebook,Badoo, Instagram and even Nairaland to impress girls. No one has called/tagged them "Slay King". They hunt for ladies everywhere with ease and even brag about it. When they go to a party and girls are not there they call the party dry. They invite the ladies and insult them when they don't show, telling them how they will grow old and lonely and unmarried. And how they will run to Shiloh when they are 36 with no Husband. They do everything they are accusing this girl of with very fallacious deductive reasoning.

You want virgins to marry but disvirgin any girl that comes your way. A society that wants to eat it's cake and still have it. You call her runs babe because she does it for money while you forget you are a "runs guy" because you do it for pleasure and to improve your low self esteem. And if a woman could pay you as a guy for sex, you would be much worse than the ladies.

With all the atrocities committed by the male folk,sending private messages to girls here, they still claim saint. Calling her names and generalizing based on little or no facts. So every girl that goes out with a man to a party is automatically a runs girl. And any girl that a guy comes to visit is an aristo babe. I will see how well your daughters will do. Since any girl that decides to go to a party deserves to die in an accident. She is not the only one who has died in an accident. As we speak people might be involved in one already. Couples die in accidents. Bimbo Olukoya died in a Plane Crash. Old, young, children, the elderly die in accidents.

The problem isn't the girl. The problem is human error, horrible roads, amongst many others.

No wonder the leaders and politicians can easily manipulate us with our poor level of reasoning. A society where instead of fighting the root cause, we blame the victim. The height of stupidity is alarming. One can only throw hands up in despair. People fail to reason and comment with dangerous generalizations without any single evidence. The fact that your mind thinks so does not make your mind correct. To tell you how sickening the guys are, some are even thinking of squeezing her boobs and fantasizing about a dead girl.


Journey well Lady.


Afterthought:

Life is like a school. After we learn all we need to, we pass out/graduate. If we have learnt well and removed the burden of sin from our spirit, we acscend. If the guilt of sin still weighs us down, we don't. We repeat the class or even get demoted to a lower class to start afresh.

Best comment here... God bless you.