₦airaland Forum

fairplay90:
What is really happening?

No be play something again o

Mantilla:
Just wondering why France won't let Niger be.

b4ball:
I 100% agree with you that it takes collaboration with a Blackman to be exploited by the east and west.

However the case of francophone countries is on another league. Every black man should lend a voice and call out France. What kind of independence do you have when you have no control over your military, no control over your foreign policy, no control over your foreign reserves, no control over your central bank, no control over your mineral resources? You just take what is given to you as handouts?

zedegit:
You sabi swim?

APOPTOSIS:
America never forgives.
Avoid Crime at all cost.
It's truly a land of opportunities.
That's one country I know where someone can walk in with an empty wallet, a bottle of groundnuts and torn clothes and leave with genuinely acquired wealth.

Just avoid Crime and keep raking the money gradually. It may seem tough at the beginning, of which such is expected for any country but you must surely smile in the end. What I made in America in one year was more than what I made in Nigeria after 10 years of working in the Federal civil service. So pathetic Ogaaa.
I pray you recover from this mental distortion.

2 Things God will surely tell u to avoid in the U.S.
1st...Avoid Bad women @ all cost ( If possible all ladies)
Finally......Avoid Bad Company and Crime.
Thereafter, watch yourself glow with pride...

Westerhoffe:
She's even claiming to be a minor.

kereman1:
Even my hod aef no sabo book

Lol

CaptainFM1:
We carry orijo and everyone in the class score 100/100 in an objective test. And the orijo na that wooden yellow ruler we used. Bullet proof orijo wey no invigilator go code.

As the wooden ruler dey calibrated already, we just use the numbers on it as the questions number in multiple of 10. The first millimeter is (a), 2nd is (b) 3rd is (c), 4th is (d) while 5th is (e).

On each question, we just use needle or any sharp object to punch the appropriate scale corresponding to the answer.

Nobody suspect anything, 1hr paper, we were done in 20mins.

kereman1:
Another one, my department was one of the most unserious dept in futo, from students to hod, student come 5hours early just to keep seat for friends, we call it formation, our then departmental sec gen, obinna, was already at our exam centre at 5:30am to set formation, for a 9am exam, me and tolu got there by 6am, obinna had sellected the juicy Blindspot for his formation, he claimed over 20seats claiming that, it was for him, his guys and some mercineries, me and tolu wanted to be in the formation but obinna refuse, we beat up obinna before his colleagues came over, las las we still join the formation.

shantti:
I remember when they removed a mechanical engineering student from his hall and put only him in our hall(chemical engineering). The guy became the only mechanical engineering students seating in the midst of chemical engineers and our hall was very very strict unlike theirs and the guy didn't study cos he hoped on doing malpractice. For over an hour this guy was looking confused and kept on staring at his paper. When it was 30 mins to go he had no other option but to start copying from my answer booklets even though we were writing different exams 😂😂😂😂





He even borrowed pencil and ruler and neatly drew all the diagrams he saw in my booklets. 😂😂😂😂


When he was through he examined it and showed it to me and asked shey it's okay , I nodded and he jejely submitted his book 😂😂😂😂😂

Westerhoffe:
Try this in Nigerian school and see what happens… panel straight...

Think9ja:
Whether we like it or not, Nigeria is dead and gone. The country cannot and will not work.

Let no man deceive you that one idiot politician has the solution to Nigeria.

For example, how do you implement a policy like this?

Just work hard and give your children a good life but generally, the country cannot and will not work.

The British destroyed many generations the day they pronounced Nigeria as a country.

Nigeria was built on a faulty foundation so no magic can make the building stand.

The only solution to Nigeria is a disintegration. And I'm talking about disintegration into many pieces.

Souls are dying and wasting away everyday as a result of this current setup.

netmillionaires:
This pastor doesn't know why people don't want to give nowadays. A guy came to me cuddling a muslim rosary and begged for money. I gave him #500 which was the only change on me at the moment. I had a dream that night about someone trying to drag me off with a slavery chain. I woke up a neck pain the next day and there was rashes round my neck. The skin was peeling off.

About two weeks later I was about to cross to get some groceries when another guy stopped to ask for transport fare. I was like "Eh guy I no want wahala o". I crossed and then a thought came to my mind. Why don't you ask him to enter the bus and then pay the conductor directly. I crossed to meet the guy but couldn't find him. The same occur last month when a guy ask for transport to Oshodi and I gave him #500. I had to keep praying after giving him the money.

Mrniceguy001:
May God punish the UK. Especially this new prime minister. How do you create an avenue and even authenticate it with a possible Visa category - only for you to turn your back on the many you've collected money from....

May God punish all Nigerian politicians who couldn't use the money we had at our disposal when the colonial masters left to build a great Nigeria.

It is well.

pocohantas:
I love Yoruba movies a lot, so inadvertently I keep up with them or their drama just shows up in my face. I don't think the guy wants to fck her up. I think he graced the wedding hoping to cash out later, but it didn't work out as planned. Even on the wedding day, he was forced to dance and hug his new wife.

Farida is 50+. Why does she need that self-funded big wedding? I keep telling these women not to overplay their independence, but they don't hear. It comes off like you are compensating for a feminine quality that you lack. Yenyenyen, I pay my own bills. Overly indepent women tend to get the worst of men. Allow men be men and stop the nonsense.

pocohantas:
The guy sure has his reasons.
But it doesn't change the fact that he isn't a responsible fellow, just like Farida. I think this is her 3rd husband or so. She was warned but she kept attacking everyone.

How do you marry your bestie's ex?
Your bestie sef has been in and out of various marriages. Dated popular FUJI musicians.

All these Lagos socialites have a poor sense of men. That is why fine London old boys association dey use their eyes see shege. This includes the actresses. Once they have money, it is to fix gold tooth and be going from one party to another with expensive aso ebi. Recycling the same men like Pasuma and MC Oluomo. Fighting over these men on Instagram and at parties.

Imagine the late Alaafin's queen is dating Portable. A queen?? God abeg!

If at this age you don't know how to get and keep a man, it is gone. A Nigerian man that knows his onions doesn't need your travel history. Except na gigolo you dey with.

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The Farida lady is courteous to customers though. Been to her shop on Akerele for pedicure. Very affordable and stellar service.

tnerro1:
.if they don’t want to cancel this NYSC, then let the northerners serve in the north and help their own people while the southerners does the same thing 😔😔😡

Myrepublic:
Na personality sha.. I know of a family,that the woman was already a C.E.O before she met her man.. Infact she met the man ,when he went to do I.T in her company.. Na so the woman toast am.. You need to come and see how the woman respect him till date.. I have never seen couple loving each other like these two,in this our present day society. Some women get better heart o,while some na idiots too..

sukkot:
Hmmm

Almiron:
my bro, I know you’d have do the needful by creating the topic as usual kudos. Don’t mind those penadogs, they were shamelessly celebrating an inconsequential trophy the other day like say dem win World Cup.

Tbh, I never knew Inter Miami will beat Union, cos they’re one of the best team in the MLS, oh boy as I dey watch the match e come be like friendly. They reduced Philly to dust.

Philadelphia Union is best team of MLS from a decade & was also a best team of tournament, have conceded only 4 goals in leagues cup, lost only 1 home game in last 35 matches & then Leo Messi magic happened they have already conceded 3 goals at the HT, another reason why he's the GOAT!

They're still in last place in MLS' Eastern Conference. The Goat Effect

Figger:
No be lie oh, he was a senior lecturer with a very spacious office, so he demarcated it, that's how he carved out the room and put a bed in it. He too like woman die, he also does sorting specifically for the male students. When he eventually took ill, no hospital could diagnosize what was wrong with him, bloated feet plus swollen face, na so him take go shortly after. We celebrated his death like we won a lottery Lol 🤣

donbachi:
Naso the oil from the neck for dey drop "kpoi-kpoi" by now.for Naija guy kitchen.

Figger:
Reminds me of one Randy lecturer in my Dept. those days whose office had an inner room with a bed in it. So infamous for sleeping with students until he met his Waterloo, he died in the most miserable way.

OriOko88:
Lol.. Maybe its a promotional exam,and he knows if he repeats,his parents won't sponsor his education again.. Like that's his last chance

OriOko88:

I believe he's writing further math or Physics.

Geometry and Business mathematics showed me shege during my days then.

Waves and Optics,another topic in physics almost sent me nuts then also. O Level physics and Further math tough walahi.

mushroomFarm:
This is the city of Yakutsk.
I study in one of the top 100 medical schools in the world.
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But for this picnic we went to a farming region in the state of Yakutia (Yakutsk where I study is the capital) the state of Yakutia is about three times the size of Nigeria by land mass. I am not sure how far this picnic site is from the city but we were doing 120 to 140km/hour for about an hour before getting there.