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Ynix:
If you have the cash get all the necessary cash but if you don't your phone and laptop is enough for faceless YouTube channel

Thanks brother.

All kinds of madness everywhere

infocentre:
I drive C-Class Benz and I can attest; it’s a strong machine and I hardly buy parts. However, it is known for more electrical faults than mechanical. I patronize car electricians (rewire) more and occasionally check mecho.

On the same vein, I've heard of some car brands like Toyota/Honda having less electrical but more mechanical faults of major components such as engine or gear. So, which do you think is worse and more financial drain per your experience?

Na you dey make German machine sentiment freak you. Most na lies as it is known they are not as reliable as their Japanese comrade.

But baba, electrical bad o so tey the thing problem fit burn car into flames. One wrong connection fit cause wàhálà. Especially in all those cars that claim to be upgraded to another year just because they change somethings inside and outside.

gaby:
I dey Unity fountain jare...we dey protest, brother.

Greetings to you and yours.

Thanks Ẹ̀gbọ́n.

gaby:
Hopeless Senate.

The current senate will make the rubber-stamp Lawal-led senate seem like the US senate, just as the BAT-led FG makes Buhari's administration seem like Obama's.

What a bunch of useless humans.

Shame on Akpabio and the his colleague Legislooters.

Lol.... How are you boss.. Where have you been?

dem don start the lies as usual .. Irọ́ bẹ̀rẹ̀... Who una dey bobo.. Another one go come, e go see vision 2045 till all in the present generation kpai

Rossikk:
You're talking rubbish.

If Nigeria is as disunited as you say and we all hate each other, how come 11 million Igbos are living peacefully in the north?

10 million in the west?

Why are we not all fighting and slaughtering each other on the multi-ethnic streets of Abuja and Lagos?

By the way, you shortsighted man, if we ''divide the country'' who takes Abuja, the nation's capital?

A city that has seen billions of dollars in infrastructural development over the last 35 years?

Have you been to and been around Abuja?

Do you know it is among the best cities in Africa?

So who takes Abuja?

And of course those who are from other ethnic groups will have to leave and return to their 'new country' where it would take them another 30 years to build their own 'Abuja', having become suddenly FOREIGNERS in their former capital city, and liable to be harassed for their papers or even visa by police!

Lagos suddenly will turn a 'foreign' land for millions of residents there, not originally from the 'new country' Lagos is now part of.

If the experience of Nigerian traders in Ghana is anything to go by, being FOREIGN in West Africa is a really big deal. The hosts will let you KNOW you are foreign. It will not be business as usual.

So much for all those new-turned 'foreigners' with houses and businesses in Lagos.

I mean, the idea of breaking up Nigeria sounds debatable on paper until you actually sit down and THINK about it.

Then you realise just how stupid and impossible an idea it is.

Okay ọ̀gá wisdom! Go ahead and diversify the economy and create a Canada out of Nigeria with the present constitution and system. Goodluck!

SuccessfulRichi:
It's very funny. I am not a Tinubu fan but those glamouring for military rule are senseless and foolish. Nigeria is going the way of Venezuela and all the youths know about it's country is to demand for military rule?? Do you people even read or you follow the trend on social media Read history. All Nigeria needs right now is to revitalize oil sector and diversify just like Norway and Saudi Arabia. Else we're doomed for ever. Whether civilian or military rule. In fact Africans needs to start producing and stop consuming! That's our basic problems not the West or China. They just took advantage of our weaknesses!

Talk is cheap... You talking about history and you neglected the one that formed this artificial contraption that is called Nigeria. You wanna diversify like Norway and Saudi Arabia. It's good but are the foundations of those countries the same with what we have here?

Are Norwegians so different within? Or the Arabians?

Look! No matter how small a piece of puzzle is, whether faraway or near, it must find a way to fit in to be whole. This small puzzle will most times disturb,, uproot and reassemble some others before fitting into its space.

If you think what the whites did by merging the old protectorates due to greed, displacing tribal and territorial boundaries, creating a pseudo Nigeria is a minor issue, then you still haven't understood the roots of the problem facing the country.

Ordinarily in our personal spaces, do you think it's easy to live with another person: roommates, friends, Co tenants face me face you, even wife everytime in peace?

You now think a peaceful coexistence will be in Nigeria, no way! The multi ethnic factor is just a monster that gave birth to so many other vices. As some are pushing it up (such as your diversification) others are dragging it down.... And like play, we remain stagnant for a long time.

If Nigeria citizens want peace especially in the south. Divide Nigeria and create new countries, period!

When there's peace and improved agreement, then you can talk about development. Two can't walk together without agreement, not to talk of more than 250 hard headed groups.

Problem solvers face reality!

Mindlog:
Just reminded me a case of young man in his early 20s, left his hostel in Birmingham (UK). took a bus to Birmingham international airport with just his wallet, international passport and a flight ticket he printed in his room. His fellow students who saw him leave the hostel, thought he was going to get groceries.....11hrs later, he was knocking at his parents gate past midnight. His family was shocked, he requested a room should be prepared for him that he was feeling sleeping, he locked himself in that room for 4 days without coming out though en-suite but he didn't eat nor communicated with anyone.

The family being an influential one, had to be hush about it. It was the consultant psychiatrist where I worked, that was called in and got him to open the door and the guy looked like something else, it took so much experience to get him come over to our facility to be admitted. It was a very complicated diagnosis and he was established to be struggling with schizoaffective disorder and the 4 months he was in the facility was hair-raising.

Hmmmm... Wàhálà dey ó

finallybusy:
5. A Nigerian wanted for a crime. We’ve seen idiots repeatedly run home after committing crimes. Burna boy too. The long arm of the law may catch him eventually.

Your number 5. Burna boy keh, what did burna boy do?

1phone:
God delivered me in 2007 when I went to write the Jamb exam for my ex-girlfriend in Enugu( Udi precisely) and the police caught me.

It was God alone that helped me. I was writing my second-semester exams in 4th year at Esut that period. Because of what I refer to as ❤️

God!

Lol... How you take escape?

Felix6:
Mostly likely to be course mates of the girl friend that gave him away. It happened to me.

Lol.. Why dem snitch you? Your gf don offend dem b4?

EngGandalf:
You’re beginning to believe? So you’ve not believed all these years? AFRICA was designed to fail from the beginning….. but it’s a long topic.

Don't mind him... I read his comment and shook my head. His likes are those using ignorance to draw Africa backward

bisimilahi772:
HELLO NAIRALAND, I wish everyone one happy new week and happy new month in advance 💖💖

I need an advice. I got a Canada visit visa, I check the the travel expenses it very high at least 3M UP, I keep asking which work will I do there once I get there!!! I have not hear any advice on that regard. Can someone advice me will I get a good work with a travel visa or I should stay in Nigeria and work more. Or which hand work can I learn over here that will make good use for me in Canada. I currently own a bet9ja shop bariga Lagos.

Please I need advice no money to waste o

Go and learn truck driving!

Racoon:
I said it here earlier and a lots of people were on my mention. What stops her from celebrating without removing her shirt to expose her inner wear?

Me no concern about her inner wear.....wetin concern me be say why footballers no dey fit control dem emotions when dem know say dem go collect yellow card for removing jersey. That yellow card fit spoil tinx for future matches

ajabani4allah:
Op what about Siena? I am planning to get one soon ooo

Abort mission!

Amotolongbo:
I could remember many people here saying she is ugly when she came to limelight.

Nobody is ugly, you just need money to polish you up.

You are right... But she's also developing fast into a young adult with active female hormones.

this is madness

tolexy007:
but my Camry 2003 (Big daddy) dey consume fuel now

Don't mind him... While 4 plugs have fuel economy, fuel consumption varies depending on engine size. Your 4 plugs big daddy uses 2.4L engine for firing. You can't compare it to Nissan Micra that uses 1.4L engine size for firing... The Micra will definitely use less fuel for power than yours. There are Picantos with 1.0 L and also 4 plugs.
There are also 4 plugs venza with 2.7L engine, it will slightly consume more fuel than yours.

Your big daddy will also slightly consume more fuel than pencil light camry of 2.2 L or Mazda 3 of 2.0 L

So it depends on your engine size despite 4 plugs.

Dont let us talk about SUV or other fuel guzzling sedans.

maxiuc:
My brother get e330 with 3mz engine he has Toyota Camry spider with 2gr engine and double pipe and also a venza with 4plugs in this time of fuel wahala he parked his spider and his Lexus 330 na venza he dey use now constantly na car no dey chop fuel at all

4plugs is bae

Lol... Human beings... Now 4 plug is Bae abi? After many of you people don castigate 4 plugs for this forum, saying "if you ever drive v6, nothing will make you go back to drive 4 plugs again." some even said they will never drive 4 plugs again for life.

They forget life and time could change in a twinkling and that's what dictates some of our actions. A deserted and hated item today could be the choice bride tomorrow and be the next best thing after sliced bread.

Urheadmaster:
Language barrier is Nigeria biggest challenges

Open your eyes and head and fix your problems from the roots. The biggest challenge of Nigeria is that Nigeria still exists. The country must be disintegrated to create the original nations inside it, then you can talk about language.
Presently, which language do you want to use here except your colonial masters language? Or is it hausa, Igbo or Yoruba that should be adopted as the official language?

kenchop:
All I see here is Masons / Illuminatis supporting one of their own. What's the fuss about ?

Hmmmm... Define Mason and Illuminati... An unlearned won't understand you, so I would like you to expatiatiate. If they are international organisations and societies, we've got many societies and organisations in Nigeria as well, so why are they any different? Or why should we pay attention to them?

BigYash:
Awaiting trail dey finish jail term for Nigeria ? Dey play

BlackBerry made so many ladies scatter their toto that year. Most especially that Bold 5,Q10,and Z10. Many carried incurable diseases, some carry belle,some even died for the matter..

I will even create time to go watch the movie one of these days.... Black berry babes (2011)

People too dey go crazy over mundane things, especially girls.

Helpfromabove1:
Insecurity in a new dimension

National PLEDGE

planetx:
Probably saw Michelle(Michael) Obama big swinging gbola, and they off him to keep quiet.

Lol... Why did you say this? I've heard this conspiracy theory before like 7 years ago. Why do you think Michelle is transgendered?

MrsTwrite:
It's looks like photoshop.

It is photoshop... Apart from the fact that this is evident in the neck region. Simon Ekpa's physique is macho in the chest and arm region. Guy got muscles, compared to this absurd slender armed man fixed to Ekpa's head... Very funny clowns

illicit:
When u think too much about the Lunar system (moon) u become a lunatic

😂😂🤣🤣

Daniella2252:
This is just a preamble of the story, not the full and true narration..... 11 are dead now including two soldiers!!!!

Please tell us what happened

Truvelisback:
It tasted like watermelon?

Yep.... Mine was like drinking blended water melon juice. Not sour at all like the experience of others.

Savedday2:
Na so one idiot, after she don do abortion finish, she come carry breast wey get water put for my mouth.

Bella, Bella the thunder wey go fire you for that thing you do erh, he still dey Alaba international market they do apprenticeship

Lol... Why cursing her? Person like you fit dey lick hairy plate now filled with bacteria and other unwanted conditionments but you felt disgusted with something nutritious with vitamins and protein

It's simply the irony of life

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. I'm just curious. Have you ever tasted breast milk as an adult? If yes, what is it like? Is the taste different from the normal milk we buy?😏

This kind of thread has been created before, with different people saying different things and also saying it depends on diet. Maybe, maybe not.

Well, from my own experience, it actually tasted exactly like water melon (not too sweet and it's natural) and I wonder why babies fit die on top am

However, I must say that it took me great will to force it down my throat... Despite the light sweetness, it was like taking bitter leaf water. I squeeze and bone face drink am, like half cup

My mentality was that if we could drink animal own, why not humans, although not pasteurized. But my final conclusion about our minds rejecting it and leaving it for babies is that it looks synonymous to cannibalism (although it is not)

My submission!

folake4u:
WTF is dates with dangerous chicks,ĢG.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Una dey fear say una wan cast abi