₦airaland Forum

Karma served it quickly and hot
People be talking like foolz... Never acknowledging the fact that life do happen to anyone whenever it wishes.

Ẹ̀fún and Èdì

MrCork:
U need help toasting lightskin & half cast females??

Yes nau

MrCork:
Brother u don't need moiney to chase women..
..u need lyrics & u need good English grama!!(no oofencse)

Ehn en... Oya teach me those lyrics! Let me learn!

MrCork:
are u upset u never dated lightskin females in yor life? brother do u relice i can help u? we can show u the way sir. u want?

Wouldn't it be better you show us the way to more money before fair girls

TheBrotherhood:
You're a bad man 🤠🤠🤠

Lol

TheBrotherhood:
Now you may swallow your bride?

1. Suck your soul kiss
2. Mechanic kiss
3. Vacuum cleaner kiss
4. Extraction kiss
5. No saliva left kiss (NSL)

Choose the one that best resonates with you

gaby:
The change Bubu promised us versus what we got.

We are grateful to God for sparing your life.

Happy New Year Bros.... I declare great blessings for you this New Year by God's grace.

Blitzking:
Let's keep training them so they can keep japaing. When they return we would have united States of the world cos we would go and conquer every region of the earth cos of our no gree for anybody attitude.. become presidents...mayor's...v presidents....ceo...cfo...coo....prime ministers around the world and eventually we become united States of the world.

Wild thoughts

Ladiesdoctor:
This coach Paseiro is reminding of coach Lagerbach

Very clueless

Na lie... Lagerback was still a good coach, na those players then get curse wey dey follow dem. Shey na Lagerback say make Aiyegbeni no score that open net. We had chances to defeat Korea and Greece but were unserious.
The worst coach was Berti Vogts .. During his time, the team had no bearing, no style, no attack, just running like headless chickens and the best he mostly had with the team na draw draw matches. Very useless coach.

richiemcgold:
We're in the same shoe bro. Can't even count the number of pastors that have told me to beware of lightskined ladies. I ignored the warnings until I eventually learned through the hard way. Pls and pls, heed the advice. You probably have a unique star that can be make or mar by the kind of life partner you chose.

Na wa o... Give us a hint of the shege she made your eyes see.

SuperOnyi:





People do not really appreciate what NwaAmaikpe does with the pen and how he does that effortlessly — if you love reading or reading, you'd understand what it takes to be that witty and still bleed it on the screens of thousands.

NwaAmaikpe is able to paint pictures in your head and take you places you've never been before by just reading his write-ups. It's sad how he's not making a global impact with this skill but tirelessly gifting orgasm to women all over the world.

Now, you sound like him especially with his logo... But I doubt whether you are his impersonation!

NwaAmaikpe:



Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

I will never endorse violence, but was it fair of him to be having a threeesome in the same hostel where another woman was dying from conji, and still rub it on her face by moaning so hard?

To live at peace with your female neighbors, ensure you allow all of them have a taste of the P before bringing in women to your house for the same.

Your madness have started bá? Happy new year once again.

DarkJeddi:
I've known Oliseh for 31 years..
Fought Amokachi for the Captain's band..
Fought and insult a Minister as a player.
He got booted out for gross misconduct as a Super Eagles player.
Vile piece of sh1t!
By the way, his younger brother was banned for life,from Nigerian National Teams for gross misconduct and insubordination..
So obviously it is a family trait.
So yeah, I know a thing or two about that piece of work..

Lol...the guy na thug. So Azubuike was banned for life?

NwaAmaikpe:



What is going on with the Supreme Court judges; with the outcry that all eyes were on them, I expected them to at least remove three governors to pacify the eyes on them.

I don't play bet, but there is a term people use when all matches in a week for a league are all goalless, not too good with English but it is not from my mouth that you will hear that the word I'm looking for is fixed.

Happy new year baba.... E be like say you don land big doe wey make us no dey see you again.... Anything for the boy

keeper303:
You wan go catch am

I no mind o... But na live vulture I need most sef

JasonNOTStatham:
Guinea fowls that roam about early and late almost everyday? That thing dey run oo... I see them occasionally especially at evening... Maybe because this area has lots of farms and vegetations.

Which area be dat?

Great one!

Dangrace01:
Op have you gone to buy anything of recent. Do you see the hike in prices.

You want to still add woman wooing stress ontop d mata

Lol

richiemcgold:
Soldiers are just openly disgracing themselves these days. One was beaten black and blue in my area on new year's day. Those boys for area no get joy at all, dem no even care say na soldier. Dem beat am sotey the soldier tear race run kabakaba. Boys still follow him nack am craping fall for ground. Slapping, kicking and stamping from every angle. Walahi Dem wan kill am.

Hahahahahahaha.... Wetin be hin offense?

Angrigowt:
Ode. U r taking advice from a dumbo. Ode. So u wan waste almost 700k on top conpressor wey go still knock. Oya na go ahead. When w knock under 1month. Your eye go clear. Nigerians are just wicked. My guy get yourself a manual abeg.your wngine na v6.nothing mega. I get niggis wey don install manual compressor for rx and e still dey work. Go ahead if u get money waste. But note that auto compressor spoils within weeks cos it doesnt tolerate any form of dirt. Go ahead na. Since na yankee we dey. Go buy it for 700k.when e spoil under 1month.sheybi na dru23 go fix am for u na.enjoy

Kai ... your blood too dey hot o ... shey na you get the engine ba? Leave the guy na and let him have personal experiences; his experiences will be part of our learning. Moreover, Lexus guys no suppose dey worry about money

1Sharon:
Then why be friends with such people?

He clearly is weary of her, so why should she continue to be friends with him?

She might not be a bad person, in fact many friends are not, but a whole lot of them have mouth diarrhea. They are broadcasters faster than Sahara reporters and gistlover.
Dem never fit keep secret or what you don't want exposed to the public yet. Then, people also stereotype females for this that they are unable to keep secrets.

sukkot:
I hear ya Chief but I don’t see the correlation between lucky and Lucy or between lucky and Lucifer . However another angle to explore with LUCKY would be LAW-KEY. This process is called HOMOPHONE and it’s how the universal gods and Illuminati hide their intention by using words that sound the same but are written different to hide their intentions. So LAW-KEY would be to kill or shutdown the person of authority which in this case would be Aketi

Another version is LOCK-KEY meaning to shut someone down or kpaii someone 😄

Seems that lucky guy is like a death angel and that’s why Aketi always struggled with him aka he was struggling against his death 💀 💀
Notice how the guy looks exactly like him ? That’s his death angel. This has been a universal ritual and he died on a full moon day . Aketi has been replaced by a clone which is his death angel

you inspired me to make a thread about aketis death. He died and was replaced on a full moon

Hmmmm..... O lágbára o.

sukkot:
hey my Chief compliments of the season to you. Trust you are doing well 🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ Hehe. Emm your deputy called lucky ? Hmmm it’s a good question. I suppose it can manifest in two ways in that he can bring good luck to your organization, or then the opposite is that he is so lucky that you kpaii and he is lucky to take over your job 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hmmmm... I did mini research on quora and some linked it to being the short form of Lucifer. Luci (Male), Lucy (female)... Just like you would say Josh for Joshua bla bla....
I only raised an eyebrow because I heard one pastor call it a demonic name/attribute (luck/lucky) around twelve thirteen years ago. All just sounds funny and superstitious.... May God save us sha

sukkot:
Interesting

Baba mi... Merry Xmas o... Someone raised an issue in a previous thread, saying leaders should be careful about deputies having luck or lucky as their name. any spiritual connotation?

Iluvmycontr3:
He's fought a good fight of Faith, he's finished the race. He's kept the faith.

Rest on sir💔💔💔

(In btw, does a man's soul also fly around after death?

What is it with the soul of man, and where must it rest?)

The learned should enlighten me please 🙏🙏

It depends... But most, especially fulfilled and those whose time has truly come flies to the great beyond to become one with the universe till the next rebirth time for them comes.

UptownVibes:
The one wen don shock me pass was a girl having 10 kids for 10 different men.. She was still looking very young and was deceiving a young man ,who thought he found someone he loved to settle down with. When she was bursted ,she was almost crying telling them she has never given birth. She later confessed that its true.. If you see her you no go think say she don born one,not to talk of ten.. Na God go help young men out there who never marry o..

Very fertile lady... Lol

Judolisco:
no bro... Hw will u see dis kind of caption and u won't jump into conclusion? Not everyone knows he has a late wife or he jst recently got wedded

Hmmmm... I apologize.. The caption is very wrong though. As if the woman dey there from the beginning.

sexiestharam:
This is not his first wife. His first wife died about 3 years ago if I am not mistaken. This means that he remarried of recent. So how is that 24 years?

This is to show you how bereft of knowledge some nairaland people are... Though I haven't researched whether the first wife had children for him. But if not, it means this new wife is the first person to give him child... Must have been a long wait for the man.