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Peterpanny:
person take him time day advice you,you day yarn opata.

no mind am, na so dem dey form too know.

whippersnapper:
i tried everything possible. i even promised her a job. Coz my dad happens to be a director. I wept for months it was terrible, coz i loved her to the moon and back. i dont think i could love my future wife same. Had to move on but it was tough

Where is she now?

omophunky:
Real veteran,

you dare not come across this man on your way home from the farm...

Just know your time is up, you surely meet your creator that day without delay.

Lol.... Hey! Don't overrate his wickedness, many of his victims could live, but it's certain they would lose their bushmeats and other possessions

KingAzubuike:
You dey place 100 year old man on life salary.. na the word "life salary" wey he use funny pass.

Make the baba come use 50 years extra now

seunpas:
"Jigan bi ekun niso, ma jaiye oba niso"
Indomie generation cannot understand the above lyrics.

Lol.... You know I was wondering at how Agbako and fadeyi oloro worked together... Fadeyi died recently so I calculated their age difference and it's 34 years. Agbako is 34 years older, meaning he can birth and rebirth him a couple of times. It must have been fun for them to work together.

YOUNGELDER1:
We’re not so friendly to snakes in Nigerian

It’s always kill on sight !

Confam bro, confam.... We ain't friends with those slithering creatures.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Hmmmm ....Nigeria is a joke
Just allow this people go Nigeria is not gonna work
Forget it
Things like this is gonna increase from now on

I used to believe in one Nigeria but Not untill I travelled from Benin city to Abuja by road recently
Imagine a road linking one state to another is completely cut off....Edo state is cut off from kogi state already...there is no road...and the funny thing is when you manage and battle to get to abuja you will be surprised at the trillions spent on abuja City Road whereas the most important federal road uniting and linking us is hell
Burnt almost 50k plus on fuel just to get to abuja..the police officer on the road started pitying me seeing the stress on my face and saying next time I should use one forest in back of auchi(Jattu road-warrake-ivbiaro road-ihevbe- ime ora-uhunmora through Ekpoma)
Nigeria is doomed

One Naijiriya aaaaaaaaa... Oya echo it 🗣️🗣️

obembet:
God when when 😭😭😭😭? Stil Dot know why nairaland guys dey ignore me

You real or chasing clout... How many mentions have you even replied... Make I no talk DM 😏😏

gsparks01:
nissan tiida. It was auto, yes.

Eeyah... Sorry

gsparks01:
oh thank you so much for sharing. I'm trying not to make another error after my first car (Nissan) showed me shege 😭

What type of Nissan was it? And was it automatic?

adebayo987:
A) wins very beautiful girls that are somewhat empty upstairs but has boobs, large butts, are slay queens, etc. because of their wealth.
B) wins a phlegmatic, melancholic (saddic) and very busy girl who spends most of her time doing one thing or the other. So he finds a funny guy as a comfort zone to actually relax and laugh out her busyness and worries.
C) wins broke girls.
D) wins intelligent and smart girls.

They naturally happen...!

Wisdom! 👍🏽

thesilentman:
This same week,i witnessed another example of the hopeless nature of many men towards women.THIS average-looking girl came to my dept. to do her I.T
You should be there to see how the men were giving her undue attentions,shifting focus from their duties to struggling for a chit-chat with this girl-like they need air.Girl was breaking safety rules and the guys were laughing it off.They were a little bit shocked when i warned this babe i'd send her out of the plant if she breaks any rule again,with a pokerface.I don't need to tell you who left a lasting impression on her mind when she gets home and reflects on her day out.

correct man... No time for sh!ts

KingDash09:
I swear bro.. you’d be amazed what a girl will do if you promise her an iPhone, bros you go shock

That iPhone na ever girl kryptonite

Lolz...... Tanx for the update

KingDash09:
Bros e dey happen oh.. this girls won dey oppress their fellow girls, that’s why olosho go hard to stop for this country

Hmmmm... I understand... Those girls have signed. Na so the suffer bad reach? The foreign religions and system have greatly failed in Africa.

KingDash09:
Omo e dey oh but e no too loud like before clients don wise



The ones cashing out now a pure ritualist

I remember how one of my guy told me how he’s girlfriend that year beg him to use her womb so he can buy her a car of 6m
My guy run.. girls are reckless

WTF

illicit:
What's wrong with this man

Blacface chose the wrong profession.... Guy should have been a lecturer... He really hates plagiarism

Ghen Ghen!!! Kei.... Which kain news and remark be dix kwanu After pushing them into war and encouraging them to hang on while they continue to lose lives, resources and environment...

So na now day clear for you to realize say dem no dey fit and mature to join NATO club for now

Maybe America don realize say dem dey lose too much money, and dem wan stylishly abandon the war.

For dix life e good make person dey use sense and acknowledge reality without pushing luck too far, if not, many wicked big brothers and friends go use am for you

Georgejeez:
, wahala de o .

Last last , it's very possible cos Ashawo de get serious boyfriend when she de lash raw ...

Back in the days , E get one of my Senior Bros when de raid one popularly known Brothel . I swear I no know how he de run am . Ashawo when no go allow you see her Bobby unless you pay extra for Bobby touching , go begin follow Bros shine teeth , before you know , Ashawo go follow am go house , de form Girlfriend .

Imagine Ashawo go de use unclothedness de warm soup , de fry indomie for Egbon , he even de change the Ashawo babes dem one after the other and they de lash raw according to am ...

If you see where Ashawo de fight her fellow colleagues cos of this Chairman , de cry , de beg even when na him do wrong , de bribe am with money when she de get from her hustling , de loyal , no be say him de give them any shishi ,, he no even get shishi to start with ..

You go know say God create some Men differently , their shadow alone can attract the most beautiful and hard to get ladies even without money or good education , It's just natural .

Hmmmm... Baba I love your story. But one thing I've learnt in life is that people can go to great and desperate lengths to achieve even the most mundane thing just to count it as part of life's adventures.

What if this your Ẹ̀gbọ́n is using àdódùn

RavagedHeart:
Look up "cystic fibrosis" and check if it matches his symptoms. Once, met a woman with the same story for her little daughter. Wasted a lot of time and money in the hospital and all they did was soak the young girl in antibiotics. I had to research for the possible causes of troubled breathing in young infants. Then narrowed it down to cystic, guided by other symptoms she was having. Met the woman again about a year later, she thanked me and told me she's not had any reason to rush her to hospital ever since. She learnt to manage it at home and the girl is doing fine

Most doctors in this country don't look beyond common causes of sickness. Or should I say they're too unwilling to do their job effectively.

Please share with us the advice you gave her that made her learn to manage her child's condition at home. Let me learn from your contribution, thanks.

seborrhic:
If I say the story looks fake now,it wound sound like oversabi.
Red flags:He was handling a gun for the first time and could shoot accurately.
The guy didn't die and his colleagues scampered and throughout the rest of his years in school,the op was not touched.
No matter who you are and how well connected,there would be be one or two hardened members of the cultist group he shot that would plan something.To avoid suspicion,they usually invite members from other schools to carry out the revenge.But for him to sound like no one acted,sounds unlikely.
He also narrated he normally keeps a service pistol in 2013 when doing his night cab runs,while ostensibly still in school.How did he get it and what is the chance he hadn't been stopped and searched throughout the period, particularly since that 10pm-12mn is usually time when police teams on road blocks or patrol stop motorists and carry out searches.
The whole experiences were either fabricated,coined from a narration by someone else or leaving out some details.

Point out these red flags and ask him!

Buddha3:
Oh he did. He actually knew my face. But the very next day after that incident, that my frat dude took me to a meeting of frat heads that was held somewhere at Ikot Ansa and introduced me to them. I bought about 8 bottles of different spirits for that meeting. So I became a familiar amongst them, hence immune to so many things. Then I was one ot the few drivers who could comfortably drive a taxi around Cali municipality even up till 4am. And the same guy made me swear to him never to join any frats and in exchange he'll always look out for me. I promised, and he kept his end of the bargain.

Wow! Your dude did a perfectly finished work for you. Soar on man.

Buddha3:
Lol.

Where I wan even start?

2011, I was doing my first year in Unical. Was hosting lunch at the back of the library with three other course mates. Three cultists walk up, slap us around some, take away my two android phones, wallet full of cash and my watch. They just sat two tables away afterwards, drinking with their girls from the content of my wallet. I was so enraged. Got a cab from the main gate to Eburutu army barracks close to Federal housing. A cultist friend with ties to the military lived there. Told him my ordeal, he drove me back to the school, gave me a revolver pistol and gave me a firm order to shoot the leader of the pack anywhere I pleased, once we saw them. Sure enough, these dudes were still on that table drinking with my money. I just stretched out, let one bullet loose to his left knee and the rest scattered. Took back my belongings from his pockets and we left him there, screaming and crying. Of course I was pretty shaken, but that experience left me with a lifelong memory. And I'm glad I had my flesh pound, there and then.

2013, I was out between 10pm and midnight, running my taxi services, since it was one of my sources of income then. This dude charters me to drop him at Nasarawa village around 8miles, Calabar. I always knew that place to be a rough slum with daredevil criminals, just didn't imagine I was ever going to encounter one. We get there, dude pulls a knife and tells me to kill the engine. First thought in my head was having to face the reality of losing my car to a robber. I turn it off, but as he makes to step out through his door, I quickly got my self-defence pistol from under my seat, and since it was quite dark, he didn't exactly get a detailed view of my movements. He walks over and I let one fly at close range. He got it at the shoulder and I quickly reversed and made out of that cesspit. Again, I was glad I learnt my lesson from that 2011 incident. I never went to uncomfortable places or drove at nights without my self-defence gadget I got from that my frat dude.

Got tons of these experiences, but meh! Welcome to Nigeria!

Guy, you sef get mind o... About that first encounter, did you not have any cult encounter again in school? The person you shot, did he not mark your face?

crackhouse:
Mine was in a traffic. Two guys approached me and was hitting my car that the my tyre is bad and that I should take it to my mechanic for repair and as I peeped through my side window to check how bad it was, the second criminal took my phones from the passenger's side. He opened my door and Collected the phones within 2 seconds. Every where was roudy as a result of the hold up and it was around 8pm. So i didn't even noticed what happened. Funny thing is that I didn't know my phon4 was stolen, it was another driver in another car behind me that told me to check if my phone was still in my car, boom as I looked on my seat I saw my phones was gone.

cursed children

Sorry bro

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


2010 way I JAZZ in one ASHAWOO house like dat..


Around 5am in the morning..


As I reach the ASHAWOO house, the place just empty and my PREEK don already stand like STANDING FAN!


As I turn back. NaSo one Fatima just burst out from room..


this ASHAWOO BANI fat well well..

I gat no choice because my PREEK don already stand like STANDING FAN..


NaSo we JAZZ in room. I give her 500h..


As she remove her cloth, NaSo my PREEK just flat like HAUSA plate..


She talk say make I chuk PREEK ooo because she need to go toilet..


chai. NaSo I begin sweat.. I come reason my 500h make e no waste..


NaSo I close EYES come chuk PREEK..


As I de NACK her, her TOTTO de make noise..


IKPAKA IKPAKA IKPAKA IKPAKA IKPAKA!



the next thing way I hear na LOUD MESS from her YANNSH..


my bloda, no be PESIN tell me to carry my boxers for hand run ooo...



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Crazy.... Lol

Welcome back!

Hello peeps.... I'm considering an invitation for visit in Canada but I have few questions:

How much would each ticket flight cost for a family of 3 (husband, wife and toddler)?

What is the cost of biometrics for each person?

What is the cost of medical examination for each person?

What is the Cost of visa fee for each person?

Hello peeps.... I'm considering an invitation for visit in Canada but I have few questions:

How much would each ticket flight cost for a family of 3 (husband, wife and toddler)?

What is the cost of biometrics for each person?

What is the cost of medical examination for each person?

What is the Cost of visa fee for each person?

sukkot:
lol bro na lagos oooo wahala no dey ever finish

Shall I now pray for you to enjoy the booties 🤔🤪🤔🤔

sukkot:
lolz wahala no dey finish bro

you mean they stil on ya neck?

sukkot:
kinda lol

Lol... How about all those towel wrappers round your apartment

sukkot:
somebody dey chase me

Lol.... Gal tinz?

sukkot:
hmmm i dey avoid my email till tonight lol so if not urgent

Cool no problem... Night it is.

sukkot:
all lies. then they defaced all our statues to hide the identity. they knocked off all the african noses

Baba, I get one issue for here o... Make I debrief you via mail?