₦airaland Forum

tetula123:
It’s a jungle out here. I had to go get a 2013 Corolla due to my cars high fuel consumption. Only to discover it uses V6 engine too. Spending more than 50k a week for fuel on both cars. I don park them, just had to cut my waka waka.
Modified. Those saying it’s a lie. I don’t know about cars. Someone told me it’s v6 hence its fuel consumption.

Lol.... Let me prescribe good cars with fuel economy for you if you are not someone with bigmanism syndrome

Jeon:
I no understand.


What is happening to Romances section today?. Why are the male gender against him?. Unlike before when the wife will still be blamed & bashed for his plans.

Sharrap! Men have always been logical here and they condemn bad doings or bad moves of their gender when necessary . They also give advices without bias. It is people like you that think everything is war between the two genders thereby always supporting yourselves with sentiment even when your gender is wrong. Only very few of you judge and give advice with maturity and experience.

ecolime:
Na that Libya own pain me pass. Obama messed up a thriving country.

His only agenda for Africa during his tenure was to turn the continent into a gayland.

Useless mofo

Lol... The most celebrated are the most disappointing .. People really celebrated the man that year, as if he would be the best thing to come outta Africa. Alas! He was the opposite! You now dey call am useless. I'm sure you loved him back then

sukkot:
as in your wife is one with you so it’s no wahala to do it in the car. But a woman who is not your wife will bring a different energy into that space. A different spiritual frequency . Different demons and demonic portals are opened in your car that will be frying up the electricals and destroying stuff in the car lool

Lol 🤣🤣😅😂

sukkot:
hehe but it’s true bro. If it’s not your wIfe 😄

Which one be wife again.... I think na all women including wife. Concubine ńkọ́? Was it not legal for ancient men almost everywhere including old testament

fineboynl:
There is some truths in this. There some girls you will carry or try to go see. You will have accident that will cost you a fortune. Some days you wil have bad dream and still decided to drive something will just happen you can’t explain.

December the day i went to pick my car from where they sprey it. 2 minutes drive one okaka just lands for my back scratch the car. Car when i never even reach house make at least people see say i spray the car. Over 170k on the line. The hausa okada start to beg.

Men car na waste if money. This year i will use more on cab.

Well, you may be right. But the only one that fascinates me which is still under research for me is that smashing a lady inside car dey spoil car. Some attests to it on this nairaland (i think there is a thread for that). But the tin still dey make me wonder

Sukkot na true ba?

Karma served it quickly and hot
People be talking like foolz... Never acknowledging the fact that life do happen to anyone whenever it wishes.

Ẹ̀fún and Èdì

MrCork:
U need help toasting lightskin & half cast females??

Yes nau

MrCork:
Brother u don't need moiney to chase women..
..u need lyrics & u need good English grama!!(no oofencse)

Ehn en... Oya teach me those lyrics! Let me learn!

MrCork:
are u upset u never dated lightskin females in yor life? brother do u relice i can help u? we can show u the way sir. u want?

Wouldn't it be better you show us the way to more money before fair girls

TheBrotherhood:
You're a bad man 🤠🤠🤠

Lol

TheBrotherhood:
Now you may swallow your bride?

1. Suck your soul kiss
2. Mechanic kiss
3. Vacuum cleaner kiss
4. Extraction kiss
5. No saliva left kiss (NSL)

Choose the one that best resonates with you

gaby:
The change Bubu promised us versus what we got.

We are grateful to God for sparing your life.

Happy New Year Bros.... I declare great blessings for you this New Year by God's grace.

Blitzking:
Let's keep training them so they can keep japaing. When they return we would have united States of the world cos we would go and conquer every region of the earth cos of our no gree for anybody attitude.. become presidents...mayor's...v presidents....ceo...cfo...coo....prime ministers around the world and eventually we become united States of the world.

Wild thoughts

Ladiesdoctor:
This coach Paseiro is reminding of coach Lagerbach

Very clueless

Na lie... Lagerback was still a good coach, na those players then get curse wey dey follow dem. Shey na Lagerback say make Aiyegbeni no score that open net. We had chances to defeat Korea and Greece but were unserious.
The worst coach was Berti Vogts .. During his time, the team had no bearing, no style, no attack, just running like headless chickens and the best he mostly had with the team na draw draw matches. Very useless coach.

richiemcgold:
We're in the same shoe bro. Can't even count the number of pastors that have told me to beware of lightskined ladies. I ignored the warnings until I eventually learned through the hard way. Pls and pls, heed the advice. You probably have a unique star that can be make or mar by the kind of life partner you chose.

Na wa o... Give us a hint of the shege she made your eyes see.

SuperOnyi:





People do not really appreciate what NwaAmaikpe does with the pen and how he does that effortlessly — if you love reading or reading, you'd understand what it takes to be that witty and still bleed it on the screens of thousands.

NwaAmaikpe is able to paint pictures in your head and take you places you've never been before by just reading his write-ups. It's sad how he's not making a global impact with this skill but tirelessly gifting orgasm to women all over the world.

Now, you sound like him especially with his logo... But I doubt whether you are his impersonation!

NwaAmaikpe:



Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

I will never endorse violence, but was it fair of him to be having a threeesome in the same hostel where another woman was dying from conji, and still rub it on her face by moaning so hard?

To live at peace with your female neighbors, ensure you allow all of them have a taste of the P before bringing in women to your house for the same.

Your madness have started bá? Happy new year once again.

DarkJeddi:
I've known Oliseh for 31 years..
Fought Amokachi for the Captain's band..
Fought and insult a Minister as a player.
He got booted out for gross misconduct as a Super Eagles player.
Vile piece of sh1t!
By the way, his younger brother was banned for life,from Nigerian National Teams for gross misconduct and insubordination..
So obviously it is a family trait.
So yeah, I know a thing or two about that piece of work..

Lol...the guy na thug. So Azubuike was banned for life?

NwaAmaikpe:



What is going on with the Supreme Court judges; with the outcry that all eyes were on them, I expected them to at least remove three governors to pacify the eyes on them.

I don't play bet, but there is a term people use when all matches in a week for a league are all goalless, not too good with English but it is not from my mouth that you will hear that the word I'm looking for is fixed.

Happy new year baba.... E be like say you don land big doe wey make us no dey see you again.... Anything for the boy

keeper303:
You wan go catch am

I no mind o... But na live vulture I need most sef

JasonNOTStatham:
Guinea fowls that roam about early and late almost everyday? That thing dey run oo... I see them occasionally especially at evening... Maybe because this area has lots of farms and vegetations.

Which area be dat?

Great one!

Dangrace01:
Op have you gone to buy anything of recent. Do you see the hike in prices.

You want to still add woman wooing stress ontop d mata

Lol

richiemcgold:
Soldiers are just openly disgracing themselves these days. One was beaten black and blue in my area on new year's day. Those boys for area no get joy at all, dem no even care say na soldier. Dem beat am sotey the soldier tear race run kabakaba. Boys still follow him nack am craping fall for ground. Slapping, kicking and stamping from every angle. Walahi Dem wan kill am.

Hahahahahahaha.... Wetin be hin offense?

Angrigowt:
Ode. U r taking advice from a dumbo. Ode. So u wan waste almost 700k on top conpressor wey go still knock. Oya na go ahead. When w knock under 1month. Your eye go clear. Nigerians are just wicked. My guy get yourself a manual abeg.your wngine na v6.nothing mega. I get niggis wey don install manual compressor for rx and e still dey work. Go ahead if u get money waste. But note that auto compressor spoils within weeks cos it doesnt tolerate any form of dirt. Go ahead na. Since na yankee we dey. Go buy it for 700k.when e spoil under 1month.sheybi na dru23 go fix am for u na.enjoy

Kai ... your blood too dey hot o ... shey na you get the engine ba? Leave the guy na and let him have personal experiences; his experiences will be part of our learning. Moreover, Lexus guys no suppose dey worry about money

1Sharon:
Then why be friends with such people?

He clearly is weary of her, so why should she continue to be friends with him?

She might not be a bad person, in fact many friends are not, but a whole lot of them have mouth diarrhea. They are broadcasters faster than Sahara reporters and gistlover.
Dem never fit keep secret or what you don't want exposed to the public yet. Then, people also stereotype females for this that they are unable to keep secrets.

sukkot:
I hear ya Chief but I don’t see the correlation between lucky and Lucy or between lucky and Lucifer . However another angle to explore with LUCKY would be LAW-KEY. This process is called HOMOPHONE and it’s how the universal gods and Illuminati hide their intention by using words that sound the same but are written different to hide their intentions. So LAW-KEY would be to kill or shutdown the person of authority which in this case would be Aketi

Another version is LOCK-KEY meaning to shut someone down or kpaii someone 😄

Seems that lucky guy is like a death angel and that’s why Aketi always struggled with him aka he was struggling against his death 💀 💀
Notice how the guy looks exactly like him ? That’s his death angel. This has been a universal ritual and he died on a full moon day . Aketi has been replaced by a clone which is his death angel

you inspired me to make a thread about aketis death. He died and was replaced on a full moon

Hmmmm..... O lágbára o.