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Romance › Re: Girls After Valentine's Day On February 15, 07:30am (picture) by sharpwriter(m): 7:48am On Feb 17, 2022
Owen247:
shey u name wan kill me wit laff dis morning abi.
No mind me boss, na the testimony nah, e dey scary! grin
Romance › Re: Girls After Valentine's Day On February 15, 07:30am (picture) by sharpwriter(m): 4:01am On Feb 17, 2022
XshegzzyeeiX:
Most times, I wonder if raw sex is really worth it for non-couples, considering the numerous STIs that abounds.

Is the feel of flesh-to-flesh sex equals the prize to pay for it?
Of course it isn't worth it and someone needs to be careful; little enjoyment, then prolonged and disastrous consequence. However, anyone who wants a protected feel of flesh to flesh should look for SKYN condoms grin and I need not tell the person not to go too rough cheesy
Romance › Re: Girls After Valentine's Day On February 15, 07:30am (picture) by sharpwriter(m): 10:13pm On Feb 16, 2022
Senomii:
I was only countering the claim of him saying the side effects are permanent, it's not, that's my whole argument, so long as ur body will eventually get used to it in a year then that method is far better than dis dangerous postinor 2 girls dey take

Any girlfriend wey I go get now, I go convince am make she use IUD, cos even the birth control pills has a greater risk in causing cervical cancer infact all these pills na slow killer
I just dey pity all these runz girls and slay queens
Even a year is a long time.... You go run girlfriend iud just for you to dey lash am unprotected s*x shocked
Na wa o........
Romance › Re: Girls After Valentine's Day On February 15, 07:30am (picture) by sharpwriter(m): 9:12pm On Feb 16, 2022
Senomii:
What're u saying, the only side effects google stated was that you'll be unable to hv sex for 2 wks after the procedure followed by other effects which wouldn't last more than a month
There is your one month side effect duration, abi... Abi which kain Google or phone you dey use? cheesy Just type iud side effects, then read as many links as possible. You may find the one in the screen shot too. Goodluck!

Romance › Re: Girls After Valentine's Day On February 15, 07:30am (picture) by sharpwriter(m): 9:02pm On Feb 16, 2022
Senomii:
Maybe cos it's a nigerian thing, I'm sure if she had the procedure done abroad she wouldn't experience side effects, cos that's what most women outside use to prevent pregnancy
Stop hyping anything abroad abeg. Even some of their doctors are not as good as ours in some aspects. Stella Obasanjo died in the same abroad after a surgical procedure. And there have been others also who died there after complications arose after a treatment.

While there may be some exceptions in some women who may not have prolonged side effects. The iud side effects is general and written boldly for all to see with few clicks through a Google search and it is not restricted to Nigeria or other African countries.
Romance › Re: Girls After Valentine's Day On February 15, 07:30am (picture) by sharpwriter(m): 8:38pm On Feb 16, 2022
Double0h7:
My friend had 4 of them, the first one doctor told her she had no real chance of having children after a condition she had. The second one she had the coil and used a condom for protection against STIs and she still got pregnant. The third one she was on the injection contraception. The fourth one she was using the pill. When it's time for a humans arrival nothing can stop it. She has a family she was planning against grin
Kai... This one is strong shocked she dey fail family planning. This type na alakoba, she go kobalize innocent man after condom protection unless maybe the condom burst sha.

Now, shall we say she is overfertile or the man's sperm get pín for head wey dey puncture condom and egg join for unstoppable fertilization? huh
Family › Re: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by sharpwriter(m): 3:19pm On Feb 16, 2022
Dreytonisback:
From the look of things , that house ain't good for living until it's purified

Being the spiritualist that I am, a lil child of age 12 was burried at the right where the blood comes out from on a stead.

It's telling y'all to dig up that spot and get a man of God involved, not those fake men of God o �

Not asking anyone to believe me bc 93% naijAs are blind but they don't know .

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Dreyton, you be spiritualist? Lol.. I dey know today.
Family › Re: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by sharpwriter(m): 3:16pm On Feb 16, 2022
Viking07:
Normally I don't believe in all this spiritual jargon not until I experienced the impossible with my eyes. Imagine say person go dey inside house with POP roofing o, yet stones dey fall INSIDE the house. Abeg there is God. cheesy
Hahaha.... Atheists go tell you say the POP dey leak grin
Family › Re: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by sharpwriter(m): 3:14pm On Feb 16, 2022
JaskanFactor:
Am insinuating that we are not alone, you are never ever alone in that room.
This thing was not just in the room, it was playing with my cats
Can you describe the appearance.. You saying it is cloudy and lives in the sky, playing with your cat, I would have bet it was a fairy.

I have read from some near death experiences that the clouds are filled with fairies and their kinds.
Family › Re: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by sharpwriter(m): 3:01pm On Feb 16, 2022
midehi2:
I pity some of you who dont believe in such

Presently the compound I live in is similar, women die every 2 yrs in the compound of 10 flats, the last woman that died recently provoked some men in the compound to go dig out what is really happening until they were told is the landlord's sacrifice every 2yrs, i started searching for a new place. What prompted me with fear now that am parking out this very saturday, alligator was killed in one of the building's shop, the 2 boys that killed it took it home, this was in the night at about 8pm, they left the alligator in the kitchen to prepare it and eat next morning, that night according to them, they couldnt sleep, they were tortured in their dreams and asked why they killed the alligator that it was on a mission (the owner of the shop is heavily pregnant) Omo where i fear was when i saw with my korokoro eyes, the boys arm were so swollen in the morning, na rush dem rush dem go Alpha place wey cure them.....mhenn things are happening o, thank God i have gotten a better place with my anointing oil and holy water, pray what i can pray for this new house oo....i no plan evil for anyone, so no one can harm me
shocked Chai, this one is strong shocked

Anointing oil and holy water cheesy may God protect you always. Meanwhile, which state and town did this happen?
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi: by sharpwriter(m): 1:46pm On Feb 16, 2022
SportsHD:
If dem extradite am, make I post my nude. Quote me.

IGP dey order NDLEA grin grin.
This country is a joke, make dem dey whine us dey go.
Story that we would forget In few weeks time.
We know that the crimes of Abba Kyari is terrible, but personally I don't think it right to extradite anybody to another country especially when there is no extradition treaty between Nigeria and US.

Here Naija should be a home and a place of refuge and whatever crime committed here should be judged here.

As for Hushpuppi, na hin sabi, he wasn't indicted here in Nigeria, moreso he wanted to be a celebrity which made him come quickly under the radar of investigation. It ain't Naija matter.

And I said this because we Africans/blacks should start giving ourselves brain and understand international diplomacy plus western hypocrisy. Will an American be extradited from the United States to Nigeria on the basis of the crime committed here to come and face the judgement here?

Or will a British be extradited from the United Kingdom to Nigeria to come and face charges? And same with the Arab and Asian countries. Will their citizens be extradited to Nigeria?
Celebrities › Re: Abba Kyari’s Cocaine Trafficking Police Partner, Asp John Umoru Flee Nigeria by sharpwriter(m): 11:15am On Feb 16, 2022
O japa grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING IgbereTV To Withdraw Kyari's 2020 'Leadership Excellence' Award(Pics) by sharpwriter(m): 7:39pm On Feb 15, 2022
Chai.. Na real battle dey stand up to this man. All I can say is that, be careful how you release yourself for popularity especially when you have skeletons for cupboards!
Travel › Re: My Trip To Spain Part 1 | Malaga by sharpwriter(m): 5:35pm On Feb 15, 2022
seguno2:
Is the Sangria like chapman with alcoholhuh
Every Sangria has alcohol, it's a Spanish traditional drink which can even be made from home.

Kai... I miss Don Simon Sangria,
Car Talk › Re: Thread For Mitsubishi Owner! by sharpwriter(m): 5:20pm On Feb 15, 2022
Timagex:
Well, my dad's mistubishi lancer taught me how to drive! The car was abandoned and we took charge! cool. Although, weekly faults included burnt break pad, clutch pad and all, we still managed to get it moving. I almost cried when dad sold it because as at that time, it was the only car that gives me confidence when I'm driving it. Oh! Before I forget, I experienced break failure like twice cool. About speed, my highest on it was 130! It was literally shaking from old age that day grin
Lol.. Tell us about the brake failure and how you got out of it unscathed.
Romance › Re: Valentine: Tested My Fiance Today And She Failed...though by sharpwriter(m): 11:30am On Feb 15, 2022
Bekeey:
Today Valentine, I decided to test my girl, 7month relationship. And I was hoping to tie the nut with her hopefully by December this year. So one thing just came to my mind that I should test her small.

So this morning, around 10am, I purposely wired 80k to her acct, like 5minutes later I called her but before then we have already spoken in the morning that lasted for more than 30min, we just wished ourselves happy Valentine without asking each other how it would be celebrated. Because she will be going to work and I too will be at work. Like 3hrs after the conversation we had in the morning, I decided to surprise and test her as well. So I decided to wire her 80k and later called her back after 5min, she picked and asked me how is work going I replied fine and yours, she said kul. I called her babe, didn't you receive any alert this money, she shouted and said no oo, I told her to check that I mistakenly transferred her 80k instead of 8k that she should please use 8k get herself a pizza maybe whilst going home from work and please transfer back the balance to me ASAP that am waiting. She said ok and thank you. I called my girl back around 2pm to remind her, she still said ok, called this evening, she still said ok that she just got home, I told what will it take you to pick up your phone and do the transaction that won't take you up to a minute. She said ok again.

My brothers and Sisters, till now I haven't seen any alert oo, my girl haven't called to even ask me how was today unlike her. I now asking myself, na japa this babe wan japa ni abi she go still send the balance. And funny enough, my plan was to send her back the money if she transferred it back and tell that I was joking that the whole 80k belongs to you.

What do you think guys? Though am still waiting shaah before I would conclude, just that I have beginning to have triple mind over the whole thing and her changes since she got the money.
Please update the us as e dey go, this kain story dey sweet grin
Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha's Presidential Campaign Buses Sighted In London Streets by sharpwriter(m): 11:25am On Feb 15, 2022
thatsleepboy1:
I've done that and still no help.
Always type something there, that is, reply your topic every morning, it will always renew and be pushed to the front page of the section every morning.
Politics › Re: Rochas Okorocha's Presidential Campaign Buses Sighted In London Streets by sharpwriter(m): 10:55am On Feb 15, 2022
thatsleepboy1:
Hello everyone, pls i need a little help, i need someone who will teach me how to drive manual vehicle very well. I need help.

I stay at Yaba.

Thank you.
Go and create a new topic in cartalk section, you may see help there.
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: NDLEA Releases Video Evidence by sharpwriter(m): 2:37pm On Feb 14, 2022
Cokahot:
Most wanted,both home and away. See our own John wick o
Which John Wick? John wick sef na assassin grin
Education › Re: Delta Government Closes Arise And Shine Nursery & Primary School In Asaba by sharpwriter(m): 1:44pm On Feb 14, 2022
Miyachi:
What is a 19-month old doing in school?
Abi o... I have always hated it that children who could barely speak should start going to school....but the usual reason or excuse is that the parents will be busy with work especially the mother.

I know it ain't easy, but I believe daycare is softer and should be responsible for kids below 5 years. Na coz of the country sha wey no get good policy for education.

I don't believe kids younger than 5 years should start Formal Education, they should let them grow well before exposing them to it just like in the developed countries.
Education › Re: Delta Government Closes Arise And Shine Nursery & Primary School In Asaba by sharpwriter(m): 1:32pm On Feb 14, 2022
ahnie:
In one of my diary entry,I narrated how one demonic teacher at uzoigwe primary school asaba so dealt with my son who was 3yrs old then,she wasn't even his class teacher sef,she just finds flogging my son as a sport.

When I felt I have had about enuf of her madness,I went to the school with mopstick used it to beat craze out of her miserable life,yanked her weave off,gave her correct isoko mending,we ended up in the Vice headmistress office,where her fellow teachers were trying to cover up for her.

I was begged and pacified to go home that such incident would not happen again.

Imagine my son was even scared going to school,just imagine.
Till date...miss ify does not go near my kids again and I have taken my son out from that school,only my daughter is there.

I heard she still calls people's kids swine's,idiots,imbeciles and vagabond,but them no born her well to call my daughter such name.
I like you already, you be real gee mama ó... Lol... cheesy
Politics › Re: Did Tinubu Experience A Bathroom Mishap At The Palace Of Awujale Of Ijebuland? by sharpwriter(m): 6:43pm On Feb 13, 2022
baby124:
If it’s shit, the liquid is not even at his bottom but at his laps area. Take a good look at the agbada. I am not involving myself in any politics again after they messed up in Endsars. But it does not look like body fluids if I am to be honest.
Well sha
Romance › Re: Have You Seen A Handsome or beautiful person with very black lips?? by sharpwriter(m): 3:18pm On Feb 13, 2022
Englishisamust:
Your opinion is needed
To me most people with black lips are ugly. We can check the likes of Zazuu, Shaydee, wandecoal, mohbad.
They are the best when they are very fair in complexion, especially when dem be Ladies. I call it dark cocoa lips...Yummy and sweet to see on fair ladies. wink

Good on men too wey no be smoker, as a matter of fact, you can separate the original from smoker lips.

Learn to know good things.
Politics › Re: Did Tinubu Experience A Bathroom Mishap At The Palace Of Awujale Of Ijebuland? by sharpwriter(m): 3:10pm On Feb 13, 2022
MASTAkiLLAh:
I watched the video earlier today, it's understandable at his advanced age but I believe his handlers could have done a better job. Now how do you want to sell a pissy pissy candidate to Nigerians after what we've passed through in the last seven years ? What if he eventually becomes president and on a state visit to Joe Biden or Queen Elizabeth, they give him plastic chair to sit on because they don't want his piss to spoil their expensive leather chairs ? These little things matter my people cool
That doesn't look like piss... It is either sweat or leaky ass. If sweat, I don't think it should get past his undies, trousers, inner wear then revealed on his agbada.

So it may really be another thing and I'm afraid his yansh fit dey leak. As for the security covering his nose, hmmn....maybe na the yansh dey leak true true.

In the video, I could see that the security aide also bent down initially, perhaps to pick something (I don't know), but he definitely had his face near that watery side of Tinubu's agbada as he bent down, maybe that was how he could perceive a smell, and of course he would take some time to recover, reason for touching /covering/clearing his nose from time to time.

And I don't think it could be a smell from urine, it couldn't have been that concentrated. So it's either jagaban sat on a moisty seat or his butt is leaking which I hope not coz that no good.

Whichever, that water is from his butt not pen!s

Cc: baby124
Romance › Re: Some Sex Confession Stories Online That’s Will Shock You by sharpwriter(m): 2:05pm On Feb 13, 2022
stunnert:
Whhhhhaaaaatttttt dahhhhhh fuuuuccck

The first confession tho: The husband clearly realized that he could die as a result of constant sex, baba decided to buy intimacy gadgets to support the mission, cheesy cheesy I mean how do you even walk into a sex store to select the perfect Love Machine that will fill your wife's coochie... good lawd
You don't need a sex store, you can simply order them online.
Romance › Re: Man Buys A Car To Propose To His Girlfriend In Rivers State, Gets Resounding NO by sharpwriter(m): 12:46pm On Feb 12, 2022
MufasaLion:
Damn! I wonder what type of conversations people do have in relationships these days. I believe that for you to propose to a lady, it means you're 100% sure she's ready to marry you and be with you till eternity.

Well, it's none of my business.
Conversations of shawarma, Brazilian hair, clubbing, shopping and best sex style in bed wink grin
Sports › Re: Rooney: Alex Ferguson Ordered Me Out Of His Office Over Ronaldo by sharpwriter(m): 10:23am On Feb 11, 2022
humberjade:
Imagine...you sold Ronaldo and Tevez and then replaced them with Antonio Valencia, a spent Michael Owen and Gabriel Obertan...No be juju be that ? cheesy
Na business ọ̀gá, sold two to get three grin
Romance › Re: What A Black American Woman Told Me At Her House Today by sharpwriter(m): 8:41am On Feb 11, 2022
imagrg:
Lady, it is true that we cannot do without each other.
I lost my wife last year, now I'm living a lonely life at my late fifties. I need a woman in my life.
Get?
Sorry for your loss sir cry . May God grant you your heart desire as regards this issue.
Romance › Re: What A Black American Woman Told Me At Her House Today by sharpwriter(m): 8:41am On Feb 11, 2022
Sammy101111:
Bro naija girls no send all that one

So you want to tell me ashawo or olosho will always bond or have your memories after sleeping with plenty men

Bro any woman way put man for mind na woman way you done sure for or a woman you give all the everything and ma she Bleep up she will respect you because you done good at past
Romance › Re: What A Black American Woman Told Me At Her House Today by sharpwriter(m): 8:40am On Feb 11, 2022
Sammy101111:
Bro naija girls no send all that one

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