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This man na werey

Ọmọ dáadáa lọ́mọ́ yẹn ò, ọmọ gidi lo mú wálé ó...
Good woman

helinues:
SH Cameroon 0 - 0 Egypt

The two sides is deadlock, Extra time to be played

Egypt officials just dey chop yellow cards anyhow

Soon the team will be on autopilot

Quest7777:
I just be wan talk am say make this old man coach respect himself b4 dem go pursue am comot for field. E don happen.

Àbí, I don't know what his problem is.. Shey e wan enter field dey play with them ni


Cc abulude

Sallah

Useless!

HeDied:
It started around last year and yes, I have been barbing the same style of hair all the while. As low as you can see it.

Get potash (kọ́ún in Yoruba) and grind it, mix it with salt and use it to rub the place after barbing with enough friction till you are sure it has peppered you well and entered the skin. If blood come out sef no mind o but you'll become fresh again. Same remedy goes for bumps on chin and neck after shaving.

Modified : follow the direction of the poster ahead of me by scraping it just like he said. But add salt to the potash just as I have given you.

Himtulie247:
I don collect my own

Lol.
Which kain design be this hexagonal rice?

AdesewaAde:
What scared me most was how he knew I later went there and the way he directed the question to me,even last night when he insisted I must tell him what I was told and I cooked up a lie for him,he told me that a person who is lying knows she is lying.

I no wan talk before, but just know that no be only female be ogbanje, there are male ogbanje too. They always know their time of departure. Nobody knows whether he is one though.

Also maybe guy has dipped his hands into some stuffs more than him.

AdesewaAde:
EMERGENCY �
Tutumade Adeyeye who left home 2 Days ago and dropped her 2 phones and hasn’t returned till date.
She works at Ekiti state teaching hospital,she resides in Bawa,Ado Ekiti Ekiti state and also founded Tutumade Adeyeye foundation (NGO).

Hello, has she been seen now?

pocohantas:
Hahahahahahaha! We need a voicenote option.

You almost killed me with laugh here!

Here you are :
https://www.nairaland.com/4604572/africans-roasting-corn-survival-paris

pocohantas:
Hahahahahahaha! We need voicenote option.

You almost killed me with laugh here!

I'm happy you are laughing dear.... I still remember that thread,. If I had the picture, I would have posted it.

Just like some grown African men roasting bọ̀ọ̀lì and corn in some parts of France

https://www.nairaland.com/4604572/africans-roasting-corn-survival-paris

So?

Angrygoat:
No matter my speed,I must stop for the NA. U SEE TGE ONES WEY DEY WEAR red cap,the day one slap me, na small remain I for display.

Red caps are military police, they are the ones in charge of arresting other soldiers among them who misbehave.

Jakumo:
This woman is seriously beautiful and it would be my distinct pleasure and privilege to nibble on her tasty tight beaver in a wanton manner for as long as is required for her to attain Nirvana multiple times while writhing like a deranged serpent.

Agbaaya

bestman09:

If she's looking for a donor, I'm available

Ashewo... Thief

peppermint7:
Oga na lie oo
De no de track shit

How dem come dey arrest dem?

peppermint7:
Track wetin ?

Track yahoo Boys na... Online tracking.

peppermint7:
The Yankees de scam
The Koreans de hack
The Paskitani de bomb
The Labaneses de work
The Philippinians de love
But na Nigerians Dem catch pass
Unnecessary doings na im kill us

I was in a bus with an idiot sometimes back
You need to hear how this idiot was discussing yahoo terms like na villagers full car
If I be efcc na so I for just pick am
Smh

Lol... You mean na so dem dey pick dem? No be track dem dey track dem?

obembet:
Nairalanders help me I want to sue lala

Why?

Skidee:
The problem you had, was bringing this post here in the first place. The post is totally unnecessary. And meanwhile you acted so immaturely deleting apps because of your girlfriend's outburst, hence the reason why those mofos were calling you Simp.

The solution to what happened wasn't necessary and posting it here wasn't necessary too.

Gbam! Exactly

Senomi:
Y'all should free the guy abeg, I dunno y everyone's recent slogan is "make money", ''hustle n forget love'' wether you like it or not love is very important same as relationships, by the time you make ur money you'll see majority of the pple you hv around u are gold diggers and fake friends, that's wen life will hit u hard, and you may end up livin the rest of ur life as a very miserable and frustrated old man.

I'm not even up to 20, but still I know what's very important, money first b4 love, but that doesn't mean I hv conditioned my mind to see girls as people that are a threat to my life, majority of guys just view women as something else, it's more of a hatred brewing in their minds n hearts, they now see women as threats and it's really not a healthy mindset any guy should hv, men hv made the whole thing look as if they're being threatened by zombies just like a terrible apocalypse, it's a really a sick mentality, it's really sad

You are not up to 20 and you are typing like this? I salute your intelligence for you to even reason like this. You have the heart of an elder and I'm proud of you.

I also like your English, especially for the fact that you are able to give punctuations and type decently unlike many here that type like mad entities

sultry69:
Not 13000 plots of land, but 36000+ plots of lands.


1 hectare is 15plots of land.

Oh, I calculated it in acre. It seems the news has been edited though because the first info was 2,473 acres or so.

Thanks for the correction though. Damn.. That's massive. That Benue must be really blessed with farming... One of the reasons fulanis are hell bent on taking that place.

Una see am? No wonder these set of oldies won't support division of Nigeria by undoing the white man's evil foundation for peace to reign.

Imagine this papa having more than 13, 000 plots of land for farming in faraway Benue state away from the distant Ota in Yoruba land.

FRANKOSKI:
Dirty malnourished child.

Thanks

Jerryherd:




Since Buhari made that useless declaration on grazing routes during the Arise and NTA interviews, Herdsmen have woken from their slumber and headed south in an organised crime manner

Fulanis of West Africa have just 11 months to claim free land and territories in Nigeria using Buhari's influence. After Buhari's tenure they are doomed


..

Hmmmm... I hope they're really doomed. I hope it is not just mouth talk and I hope it is not another northern president and Fulani that will take over.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Funny enough...as this Harry Potter movie reign reach

I nor watch am

E dey happen.. Me, na Titanic I never watch

I have hope of watching it someday sha.

There's a even new Harry Potter franchise, I don't know whether it has been released or not, the title is The Reunion.

timesup234:
She died of hunger and starvation. There is a serious famine going on in third world America. There will be more death like this in the coming weeks

This guy and your hatred for America sha... Ur words are sometimes funnier than that of a clown

Corea4king:
If this happened in this country called Nigeria, I may not blame the person but for it to happen in a place like newyork. That person deserve no sympathy.

Talk like someone with deep understanding and facts concerning life issues, not like half baked illiterates please.

So because New York dey US means it is paradise with no worries.

For your information, New York has the highest population of homeless people in the whole of United States; I guess that's happiness abi since na New York

Majek Fashek even sang that when he got to New York, and looked to the right and left, all he saw was illusion and confusion.

There is problem everywhere in the world (terrible problems) even if those places have semblance with heaven.

Jerryherd:
abeg oo Pastor Obasanjo is a born again oo

I have a theory,

I think since Nnamdi Azikwe, Awolowo, Ahmadu Bello, Herbert Macualy and other nationalist all conived to chase the British colonialist away abruptly

The British revenged by training the first second and third batches of Nigerian Military commissioned officers to chase away Awolowo and Azikwes group and to constantly mess up Nigeria with corruption, IMF / world bank loans, bad education, poor power supply

Obasanjo, Buhari, Babangida , Gowon and others are just playing the script of their British and American masters


.

I like your theory, makes sense and if true, may thunder fire them from here to tartarus. This Obasanjo, his town road, I no think he do am according to report, many bad stories about him.

I watched the video of an old clownish man recently who worked with Obasanjo many years ago. More than once during his interview, he reiterated in a funny way that Nigeria will only be better when Obasanjo dies.

The aged man didn't have nice stories to tell about him at all; in short, na wicked man.

You know, I actually loved Obasanjo and it's easy to see that during his rule, he got a good grip of Nigeria and he's competent, but I'm more pro south western than pro Nigeria and it is evident that Obasanjo hasn't done much for his people.

It is also evident that he would rather support a stranger than supporting his people ; in other words, it is not out of the way to say that he would sell us for his own selfishness.

So he isn't different from Tinubu in this line and they haven't learned anything from the game of deceit being meted to them and their people by those turban wearing vermins.