₦airaland Forum

99thEnemy:
You know that joy guys get after smashing a girl that proved really hard to get after she finally submits.

The joy you get after debugging for hours then your code finally compiles is second to none.

It is sweeter than Orgasm

Haaaaaa!!! Bad Guy. But you know babe I am Cumming is different from babe I'm coming ooo!!

She is beside me now looking how I was seriously programming writing Kotlin code in Intelli J idea.
Though, she truly understand that when I am done I will play with her.
This Lamda expression and If else statement is giving me headache since morning..
Coding no easy oooo!!!
Thumps up to all Andriod Developers and Websites developers

All we hear is motivation but environment to put the motivation into action is not there

LucyB24:
My face wasn't visible.

Which kind of women are we having during our time for God sake?? A lady have the guts to send her nude picture to a strange guy just because of stupid love. Has your new lover send his own too?? Please don't do that again it's of no good to you for now and for the future. Unexpectedly, things could turn around

We don hear

Nigerians don buy market from a Sudanese

CalliDora1:
Remove your make-up let's see if you've truly taken over womahood. Be deceiving yourself.

Don't mind Bobrisky because He/She doesn't have pussy where guys will insert penis like you

They all know he would not come but they just want to act like they are there to please the will of the people

Another madness in town

Audio impeachment

valencia2012:
There scammers and there are beggars.
In 2017 December , you begged to have a power bank for your dead phone's battery.
Same 2017 Dec you begged for sneakers size 46 for Xmas. 24th or 25 Dec 2017 you still begged and got cash on your fidelity account. 23rd Dec 2017 you begged for a 100 naira airtime. 20 Dec you asked again for airtime.
Same as 17th you begged for an iPhone. You're even into Sportybet and 1xbet!
Now it's money for you mum which you have posted on over 15 threads on nairaland.
Yesterday, it was data you needed for your online course also posted on over 10 threads.
I could go on, but it's just too numerous
What is actually your problem? Speak up, help could be nearby!
You are even on the wrong thread for goodness sake!

You be FBI ni? This guy dey seriously follow him bumper to bumper on Nairaland oooo

A President that has power over all

Wahaala for those guys who get ugly girlfriends

jajeri3216:
Na wa oh.

This country is finished and na innocent people dey suffer.

Look at how they've blocked Nigeria from international websites.

Kontinu , last last oyinbo go still collect him money when you buy that expensive car

Many Good Websites have blocked Nigeria due to our fradulent cases

Both parties are complete failure. No party is in right position to point blaming finger to other

Which Jamb question be this one??

Hope they will not start selling what Ebonyi people will not afford to buy

Emmbanny:
Please, will a phone with 2g ram . Will it be ok to learn 3d animation?

Don't deceive yourself.. If you're serious about learning 3D Animation videos go get a system that has 8gb ram or above with GTX or RTX 900 series nvidia graphics card
and above core i5 or core i7

Go to reallusion store and purchased CrazyTalk animator software that is use to create comics and animation video. If you don't have money go for the free trial for a month. NOTE you must have a Core i5 or core i7, 8gb Ram or Above and the system must have GTX or RTX 900 series or above Nvidia Graphics Card

Nigerian corrupt and greedy Politicians who are killing us indirectly everyday nko ooo

Thank God say Benin no be Borno only God knows which story we go dey talk right now.
Anyways, like for the farmer and many share for those yams

DenreleDave:


First to comment.... Guys should I send my account number??

If they find out well well, na me get that child....


But as I no get name, nobody go reason me

Oya clap for yourself

My own setback is having a parent that doesn't understand your ambition and always criticize what you do

Ge0grapher:
Someone promised me a job in lagos, if I can work my NYSc to lag
I worked it with close to 60k
The person disappointed
Now I am left with high transportation, traffic, high rent cost to deal with..
See eeh, don't depend on anybody for anything in this life .

People can disappoint you like Super Eagles of Nigeria if you carry them in betting

See how N500 Billion will be awarded for that project

Jail for life is too much for Rape though I really condemn rape but my question is when will Nigerian corrupt leaders will also go to jail for embezzlement after found guilty.
Abi shey Nigeria laws are only apply to punish the poor man nii??

Even if he tours all around the world he still can't be Nigerian President

Nigerian Leaders that are eating Haram nko?? They have taken that political office as their father's house using it to amass wealth for themselves without even for once think of the poor people they are leading. Stealing billions meant for the welfarism of the people and be so happy with it.. They even went to Mecca and Jerusalem for pilgrimage. Visiting mosque and churches asking imams and pastors to pray for the betterment of Nigeria forgotten the destruction they have use their own selfish hand to do. Bunch of Useless Haram eating People!!

Iyajelili:
That is why I hate buying anything online. Ordered a bag online and I received a cheap bag that people sell for 3k yet she argued that that was the bag I chose. Omo since then I patronize shop owners.

You are very right!! I purchased one like that look like so original online only to be fake when it was delivered

Why all these teeth?? Have you both went to Dubai to whitening your teeth?

Some have not even try to buy just 1K gift for any of their relative.

One minute inside an elevator with the Company CEO.. I laugh!!! Haahaa how many company in Nigeria get Elevator?