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I doubt it cos everything is peaceful around here (Jibowu). Where exactly did they say the thing is happening?

joe4christ: hahahaha see me see jealousy o, my pix resemble pix wey dem take photoshop boost am?
Abeg e bi like sey u need glasses o, me na fine boy no pimples, nothing do me, upon sey i no too photogenic gan u still dey trip, i wonder wetin u go do if u see me in person.

Aluta continua!!!

Agama Lizard whey dey show over-skill fall from ontop Iroko tree; as nobody gree hail im begin nod dey hail imsef say im try. lmao

Na wah o. And for all these anomalies NCC is charging them and putting the monies in their (NCC) coffer. This just like stealing from Peter (the subscribers) to pay Paul (NCC)

I had over N170 airtime on my phone yesterday before I loaded N1,500 to renew my BIS that cost N1,400 (meanwhile, I'd made other calls earlier in the day that reduced my airtime from N400 and something to over N170); after I renewed my BIS, I was left with above N270 and between that time (3:30pm) and now that I'm posting this I only made 55secs call to my wife (which is less than N6 cos she is my sim partner) and a combination of two calls for 1.04 seconds (which is about N12.20k) and right now all I have as balance on my account is N0.04k . Who chop the rest if not airtel? I've call the customer care centre and they all keep telling me their application is not working to check what transpired on my account.
I beg, we get consumer protection commission at all for this country and how do I reach them if we do?

Mine happened today. Immediately I came out of my optician's office at Nuru Oniwo Street in Aguda, Surulere I noticed a commercial (yellow and black striped) bus slowly moved out of where it was parked and was driving behind me. My mind just go say na kidnappers; so, I tactically stopped at a junction where people where and pretended I was waiting for a bike. just as I stood by the road side the bus cleared in front of me, the door opened and one of them said they were policemen and demanded to know what was in the small nylon bag with me; I told them it was the drugs I got from the hospital (forgetting I put both my cell phones in the bag cos it was drizzly went I got out) but they insisted I hand it over, which I did. When they inspected and saw the phones, they took it out and handed the drugs back to me. Then they started searching through my phone while I watched on. A little after 3mins, they handed over my phones and drove away without any form of apology. Which makes me want to ask: Am I paying my tax for their salaries to be paid so as to assist them to harass me? Why are they not always pro-active when they get info on identified criminals?
Na wah for this country and the type of police men we have.

joe4christ: [size=15pt] Yepa repa! So na all this kind of faces na im we day yan wit on a daily basis, ah baba God thank you o, atleast i get hope despite say i no too photogenic.
God is good o![/size]

You whey dey talk, sure say na ya picture you send abi you carry anothe person picture do photoshop come land am here? Rubbish.

The light in my area is so wonderful that we've not seen it in the past two months. PHCN is working tirelessly to see that we have light so much so that they are demanding for 80k to connect the transformer that we contributed money to buy (and also got a PHCN contractor to install) to the high tension. While all these are happening bills have been unstoppable! GEJ administration has been performing.

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Let's not be too hasty in judging; I've not seen the picture but if she says the guy doesn't just like the picture cos of the dress she put on (which he is obviously against) then I feel he is taking it too far. I don't know how he mentioned it to her (casually or seriously) but e no reach to shun the gal.

K then, gnite

Dyt:
No p
jst try get sm slp
nyty

K luv, bt b4 I do, are u on FB?

Mc oldsoja:
Yep, i am. Facebook.com/oldsoja

I just sent you a request.

@Oldsoja: Are u on facebook?

@Dyt: U shld go start a mind reading outfit, u'll make loads of moni. Thanks love.

Posted by: Dyt
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I know wat u goin thru
its late else we cld v had a drink (I'll hold you onto that, my treat)
jst try think of d gd tyms,smile n den slp off

Don't wanna share it on NL, some people will post some obscene comments that will make matters worse.

I never even marry my intended done dey make sure say I add weight (says big men have smaller pp, and she is tryign to reduce mine, imagine!) Anyways, OP, it is true to an extent if u let them feed u fat. Just stand ur ground and tell them, " :Plook, woman, leave me the way u married me o!"

Check my profile. Can't a guy get emotional and need someone to talk to?

I'm straight without any gayish tendencies.
This not a sex thing, it is emotional.

All i need is a freind with listening ears. Male or female does not matter.

I am ,  I just need a friend I can talk to

NokiaE71

Mine is a nokia balckberry. My pin? NokiaE71

Dreams! Dreams!! Dreams!!! Dre ee ee ee eeams

She was neither after my money nor my fame. I am not what u will call handsome; she told me she can never live without me. I gave her freedom, made her have a mind of her own. I brought her out of her shell and showed her beauty to the world (that was my greatest mistake)I never for once did anything to hurt her (believe me i never did) and after two years and at the brink of our engaement, she said she was leaving for another guy.
That is a true life story and that is what I call a woman using and dumping a guy.

I guess all Boko wants is for more of Sanusi in the scheme of things in this country. Abi wetin again wan pass that one? At the end of the day he will end up implementing all the policies that will see to their achieving their goals. Im never start am with the Banking Sector? Soon, every bank in this country will start operating sharia banking and we all will never forgive anyone that offends us until they their hands and/or legs are cut. Remember, the best place to bury the hatchet is in your enemies' stomach!

I was born and bread in Lagos, had my Tertiary education in the East and served in the North but one thing I kowm for sure is that Nigerians are not tribalisitic when it comes to co-existing with each other. The tribalisim only comes up when political issues crop up or when FANATICS instigate the less educated to toe a path of dishonour.
On nairaland, I just see it all as part of the fun; you can never have friend without yabing each other. You will always fight but when it comes to the true test of brotherhood, we will always be ther for each other. Mark my words.

I think it is very possible for this to work out, considering what the biggest player in the Nija telecoms market told us in 2001.
But I hope they will not go the way of Etisalat in terms of easy life and the resultant voice call quality and drop call rate.

Our first year wedding anniversay is just around the corner and I am at a total loss as to what to get for my wife. I am looking at a budget of N40,000.00
People, please, I need your help pronto!

That man was a man that had a heart bigger than his body. The memory of what he did for so many people will forever live after him.
Rest in peace, Alhaji