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If the two fighting are goats, what is he?

I didn't wear a suit or tie on my own day. I was on white shirt and trouser and we still did what we had to. FIY, I didn't wed anywhere but in Lagos Nigeria. It's all a thing of choice.

crazygod: Sure it is the correct thing to do. Its biblical. They are known as LEVITES. Even solomon paid his choir and instrumentalists.

Please, can you back this up with Bible references? I beg o, I'm not asking because I'm trying to make anybody look bad - cos I'm neither here nor there, I just want to learn for better knowledge purpose.

Please, let me know when the PH trip is going to be. I'll do whatever I can to help at the venue.

Good day. I don't know if it is a software issue but
the camera of my  (Bold 9700) just stopped
working. When I open it, it'll just be blank with a
black background, the option shows but can't see
any picture. Even when I try to close/exit it, it will
still not go off. Any idea of what I can do about it?

Pictures please

femi4: C5JMZ9

Thanks man, you're the bomb.

Please I need help with Repligo activation code too, my pin is 2204fbf0. Thank you.

sambussie: They r truely kings of copy & mix.

They don't Wanna b left out in dis azonto era.
But no matter †ђз nonsense they sing, 9ja pple go rush am.
I luv dem "businesswise" sha
*Ama yoruba boy wth ibo sense*

If e no be Panadol, e no fit be like Panadol.

Being a banker in the Nigeria of today is also very risky.

Full time househusband to the country manager of Mobil Producing Unlimited.

Omolola1:

This is about a friend of mine. .an hostel mate in camp actually.
She took a picture this afternoon with a fellow corp member and sent it to her husband through bbm.
Few minutes later, he called back shouting over the phone, acusing her of infidelity. .saying this loud "WHY DIDNT YOU PUT ON YOUR WEDDING RING IN THAT PICTURE"
she was like she didn't want it to get lost during drills. The man no gree hear ooo

This issue left me wondering. .is it really necessary to put on the wedding ring all the time? Does it mean infidelity?

Of course yes! What rubbish was she thinking when she removed it! Totally unacceptable!!!
#Wispering in ur ears: Please, don't let my wife know I'm not wearing mine whenever I'm not at home. That's enough grounds for her to file a divorce#

ehie: how can one get this message across to the igp,does he have an open line?

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mekaboy: FOR THOSE SAYING THEY DONT MIND, LET ME ASK THIS QUESTION FOR GUYS.

U MET A GIRL AND STARTED DATING, WITH TIME THE THOUGHT OF MARRIAGE CAME TO YOUR MIND, ONE DAY YOU WERE DISCUSSING FAMILY, SHE POINTED OUT THAT HER GRANDMOTHER HAD ONLY 3 DAUGHTERS, WHICH IS HER MOTHER AND HER 2 SISTERS. HER MOTHERS 2 SISTERS HAD ONLY 3 GIRLS EACH, NO MALE, HER MOTHER HAD HER AND HER 3 SISTERS, MAKING IT FOUR.

2 OF HER SISTERS ARE MARRIED WITH 4 GIRLS EACH, NO MALE, NOW AS U CLAIM IT DOES NOT MATTER TO YOU, WILL YOU GO AHEAD AND MARRY HER TO TRY YOUR LUCK ?

Even if she told me that her whole generation has been women, I'll gladly marry her.

My dear, I won't even step out of my house (not to talk of going far) to look for a mail child. But I'm seriously praying for a female child and I will do anything (appropriate in the eyes of God) to get them. In my own family, if you have female children you are king. Not because of the bride price (cos I know some people might think that is the reason) as we don't collect more than N10 for dowry, but cos we hardly ever have them (female children) My parents had 8 of us and the 7th is d only female. All I know is that one mans meat is another man's poison; this question no apply to me at all!

Robbed spirit on my penis to grow the hair cos I tot babes will onlyy shag u when u had hair down there (sort of like felt it showed you were matured)
Now, I can't even stand it. I shave 2ice a week.

Diamond bank has implemented this policy since earlier this year, I don't know why it's taking other banks this long and such cheap publicity before implementing same.

dondada1: Isnt the world coming to an end on the 21st of DEC.....I will wait till the 22nd before I go buy gifts

Is this Donald Dada?

busola101: My younger bro just got posted to Ebonyi. Does anyone knows how to get to Ebonyi from Lagos. if he his flying, what airport does he fly into? I would appreciate the response asap.

Let him fly to Enugu and take a cab from there to the NYSC camp.

My own pain me so tai I no know wetin to do. Just finished painting my Car and the very day I brought it home, kids in my compound designed it so badly that the only thing that made be believe it was my car was the plate number. I drive am like that o.

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joey4jo: You what will you do?

I thought they are hard to come by now, or do you have a site?
Anybody now how I can watch youtube videos with my bb, using bis.. Sites I mean.

Check www.kat.ph

I served in Kainji, New-Bussa in Niger State. While in camp, we were told horrendous stories about Kainji so much that the worse curse u can place on anybody in camp was "May you be posted to Kainji". But contrary to what we were told, Kainji is still the best place I've ever been to my whole life! If not for the fact that I was not down with the students' attitude towards education, I would have stayed back. I will never forget when the whole JSS3 students came to my bunk (with knife, cutlass and every sort of dangerous instruments) just cos I foiled several exam malpractices they have thoughtfully planned out during their JSSCE exams (shudders) I beg, it is better told than experienced. All the same sha, I still have close ties with the Emir's nephew and have open invite from the people to come and stay anytime I want to; I'm still very much in contact with some of my serious students and very, very good neighbors in AMKK (III) Science College 5years after. I really miss my stay in Kainji #nostalgic#

[quote author=sunny-p]EVEN AMUSA FOOD CANTEN AT THE BACK OF MANKINDE POLICE STATION MAFOLUKU OSHODI [/quote]There is no police station at makinde jare.
@OP: try go arrange better amala for whitehouse, sabo yaba. If I may 'copy' madam Jona; "the owner of the joint has died but her womanhood lives on"

UmericanGirl: Im not married because Im a UGLYMOFO.

It's not left to you to judge if you are ugly or not; let 'your man' be the judge. One thing I know is that every man/woman has a woman/man for him/her. When he comes, he will make you realize that you've been spelling beautiful the wrong way.

Does this translate to a holiday on Thursday and Friday or is it Friday only. Info pls cos this period is the only time I can travel to see my wife. I've missed that woman.

Hi all. I recently got married and got a new job the next day, so I had to leave my wife to travel down to PHC. I'm desperately looking for a good two bedroom apartment in Woji, Nvuigwe or Alcon area of PHC.
Please, if any of you know who can assist me I will appreciate your help. (PS: My budget is N300k per annum)
Thanks.

Lost my job 1st quarter of dis year but my wife still agreed to marry me evn wen I didn't have a job. The same week we met my dad n told, I got a job and d day after our marriage I got another one. I've been away from my wife since after 4days of being married to her I feel like I lost a limb. Seriously searching for a house in PHC so that she can come n join me. I don miss her too much.

Ramsey Tokunbo Nouah Jr: Born in Edo, Nigeria to an Israeli father and a Yoruba mother who hails from Owo, Ondo State. He grew up in Surulere, Lagos and attended
Atara Primary School and Community Grammar
School in Lagos before heading unto the University
of Lagos where he graduated with a degree in
mass communication. He has been featured in numerous Nigerian movies with international accolades.

Genevieve Nnaji: Born in Mbaise, Imo State, Nigeria and
grew up in Lagos, Nigeria. The fourth of eight
children she was brought up in a middle class
environment. Her father worked as an engineer
and her mother as a teacher. She attended the
Methodist Girls College Yaba before heading onto
the University of Lagos. While at the university
Genevieve began auditioning for acting jobs
amongst the many Nollywood projects.

I don't know but she can't simply say the word 'thing' anymore. It is now alwyas 'thingy'; and whenever you tell her something, the response is always 'huh?' (When chatting or talking) wheather she understands or not.