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BusinessRe: John Ekpa: GTB Should Comply With Court Judgement, Pay Innoson Or Risk Takeover by ShoeShineGuy: 1:20pm On Dec 03, 2021
Terrier99:
[s][/s]

Go to Accces Bank, UBA or Others.
Obviously you're a pained member of staff who is allergic to the truth. I can see u & ur type all over this space attacking people whose comments are not favourable to GTBank. Funniest thing about your attack on my post is, I didn't even take sides with Innoson but yet, my post still manage give u runny stomach!

Pẹ̀lẹ́ o! Oya come delete this one too.. grin
BusinessRe: John Ekpa: GTB Should Comply With Court Judgement, Pay Innoson Or Risk Takeover by ShoeShineGuy: 11:14am On Dec 03, 2021
I stopped banking with them long time ago. They kept deducting what was left until shame nor gree them notify me again. Maybe they're waiting for me to put money again so that they can remove at once all they've not being able to.

All I have there now is less than 1k and in case they liquidate, I don dash them that balance as a good Nigerian wey I be.
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Jumps On Tuface, Kisses Him As He Pays Her A Visit At Work (video) by ShoeShineGuy: 8:41am On Dec 02, 2021
When it comes to actors/actresses/songsters, just like James Hardly Chase puts it...
Believe this... You'll believe anything.

Their lives are full of make beliefs just to stay relevant!
FoodRe: How Much Is A Bag Of Sachet Water In Your Area? by ShoeShineGuy: 8:25am On Dec 02, 2021
I'm always on the lookout for their trucks when on a supply. Bought 3packs yesterday at N120 each but as there was no change, the guy collected N350.

-Egbeda/Akowonjo
Alimosho, Lagos.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Snake We Killed At Our Office Today by ShoeShineGuy: 8:19am On Dec 02, 2021
diver06:
Ball pythons are non venomous
Not just Ball Pythons. All Pythons are non-venomous. Poor, beautiful and amazing creatures, pythons! They just do their hunting and naturally avoid humans.

Well, as we tend to be an unrepentant breed of humans who don't appreciate wildlife and as all we do is see them as food, our people should double up the rate at which they're killing these animals so we can rid ourselves of them in Nigeria in no distant time.

RIP poor one!
CelebritiesRe: I’ll Never Regret Loving You – Tonto Dikeh Pens Emotional Note by ShoeShineGuy: 7:58am On Dec 02, 2021
How people and MODs just can't leave Tontoh Dikeh and her attention-seeking propaganda out of Nairaland frontpage is mind-boggling!

Even if Tontoh Dikeh is the one masked as the OP, must you always push her immaturity and troubles to the FP?
Science/TechnologyRe: People Share Their Experiences Starting This Generator (Photo) by ShoeShineGuy: 5:33pm On Dec 01, 2021
Explorers:
When you roll fast enough, shift the choke and it picks.

When hear the pick sound with vibration, 'gba gba gba gba' remove the starter/roller.

Failure to do so, RUN.
Ahaha..
Lister man, Lister generator. Old man still has the one we grew up rolling at home. Uses diesel and used to be quite fuel efficient. Anytime I visit home, it's still one of those things I love going back to. Man, the risks involved nor be here but I'm already a master operator. My younger bro is even way better at it than myself.
TravelRe: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by ShoeShineGuy: 1:41am On Dec 01, 2021
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Awesome result Chief, no mincing words. Try and kindly recrop to include the lower end indicating the date of result release in your screenshot...

Thank you.
BusinessRe: Customers Outraged Over Excessive Bank Charges by ShoeShineGuy: 8:16pm On Nov 30, 2021
Boschh:
Most times it's #10 no matter the volume...
Sometimes Free...
You also get cashbacks when you recharge or pay utilities with the app.
Depending on volume of transactions, they also have Credit me Facility which you can use to pay bills and pay later with almost 0% rate.

Their fixed deposit system is 15% per annum as opposed to 7-10% most banks offer.

The transaction speed fit shock the recipient of your transfers...

I don't work for OPAY, but anyone who use the app always knows what I'm talking about...
I don't work for them either and yea, you're right except that their credit-me facility now carries a 3% charge on every transaction you carry out through it and 8% if you transfer it out; I dished that already for Kuda's overdraft. I'm still wowed by OPay notwithstanding, especially the speed of their transactions and the ease of carrying bill payments.. Their payment vouchers which you can get in exchange for your coins are also great source of discount. There's cash back too as you pointed out.

Though it took more than the promised time to get my debit card ready and across through a dispatch. Plus I had little trouble getting it activated on their app which might have been fixed now.

As long as they're not spending my money anyhow as banks do, no wàhálà!
BusinessRe: Customers Outraged Over Excessive Bank Charges by ShoeShineGuy: 1:37pm On Nov 30, 2021
SeunAdeniyi1:
Pls like How much does opay charge for transfer to other bank?
None that I know o. I simulated again minutes ago and you can see in the attached screenshot, there's no extra charge. Not saying they're the best, alongside they & Kuda, I have my way of beating our wicked banks to their games, at least for now.
If Opay should start misbehaving up to a point I can't bear, then again, I'll have no choice than to look for an alternative.

BusinessRe: ​​A Loan App Is Threatening Me! Help! by ShoeShineGuy: 7:52am On Nov 30, 2021
terrypartners:
Before trolling anyone online you need to be thoughtful.

Probably you work for one of the online loan app coys.

Every offender and persecution have rights

This is the most infantile, ignorant, imbecilic and simpleton response so far.
No one is trolling nobody bro. I also use all these loan apps honestly when I go broke but I ensure I pay back way before the time I agreed to do so because I know they can play dirty if I do otherwise. I currently have an overdraft of 50k on Kuda & I took 20k out of it just some days back. My payback deadline is 10th December but I'm paying back on or before the 5th. Would have attached a screenshot but Kuda never permits one to take a shot of their app page.

Also last month, I took 20k from FairMoney to be repaid in 15days but I returned their money on day 4 because my wife insisted I return their money after telling her later. In fact, she provided the money which I added to the monthly housekeep later when I became buoyant.

It's what it is. Always remember these guys too are humans and are in this business to make profit plus this is Nigeria, majority are mad because the system itself is super mad! If you decide to make use of them, pls always plan ahead how you will repay way ahead of the scheduled time period. It's as simple as that.

For us to know what transpired, try and ask the OP to share the terms involved in the loan, you'll notice something must have gone wrong somewhere and they resorted to threats. But in most cases, we always hear from the lenders and not the so-called loan sharks.
BusinessRe: ​​A Loan App Is Threatening Me! Help! by ShoeShineGuy: 7:43am On Nov 30, 2021
Thatedoboy98:
Go pay ur money
Lmao..
But na so!
BusinessRe: Customers Outraged Over Excessive Bank Charges by ShoeShineGuy: 11:15pm On Nov 29, 2021
Boschh:
It ain't Ma'am. So long you've got your app locked and safe, you'll be fine...

OPay has never failed me before...
The speed of transactions with OPay is supersonic...
Oh well, I use them as well, virtually for everything. Their service is top notch and I currently have their ATM card. I won't lie to you, I only keep money that is meant for instant use/disbursement there. Abeg, I nor fit shout!
BusinessRe: Customers Outraged Over Excessive Bank Charges by ShoeShineGuy: 11:12pm On Nov 29, 2021
Tundex911:
All of una dey craze when una dey vote and collect 1k for the next 4years una no know o, now dem dey comot una money una dey talk up and down...

Abi bank won't pay FG charges too?? If una like go vote for the 70years old man wey dey hope say he will become president comes 2023 as if he know say e go be alive by then.


Peace ✌️
You really need to learn how to talk in a public forum. I won't say more.
BusinessRe: Customers Outraged Over Excessive Bank Charges by ShoeShineGuy: 5:10pm On Nov 29, 2021
Onyenna:
Lmao!!!!

Seems you’ve never banked with UBA before!? LOL!!
Abeg tell am!
BusinessRe: Customers Outraged Over Excessive Bank Charges by ShoeShineGuy: 7:22pm On Nov 28, 2021
Ishilove:
Access and Ecobank are the Kings of Thieves
Abeg, they're all bedfellows. Na their strategies just differ. Even Kuda that seems to be giving free transfers will soon join their ranks. Na because them never chop belle full!
BusinessRe: Customers Outraged Over Excessive Bank Charges by ShoeShineGuy: 7:12pm On Nov 28, 2021
The one UBA even did to me recently was the apogee of wickedness! Thankfully, I didn't feel the impact much because I didn't trust them when I noticed the "trap".

These people deactivated their transfer changes immediately I received my salary for November. Probably because they noticed for the past few months I've been transferring almost everything I need to spend for the month to my Opay and Kuda accounts. I went ahead to do like 3 transfers but they pretended not to have charged me.

By middle of the month, they started removing those charges I felt they have scrapped, one after the other. Imagine if I had left my salary and went ahead to do the usual transfers of about 20-25.. I would have received about 50 SMS in total, 25 for the initial transfers I made without charges and an additional 25 SMS to notify me of the charges deductions! I'm sure they must have done similar thing to millions of their customers as well.

Very wicked set of banks with greedy leadership. These are the same set of people that if you put in power tomorrow, they will also continue in the direction of our evil political leaders.
CrimeRe: Young Couple Found Dead In A Toilet In Ondo State (Photos) by ShoeShineGuy: 10:42am On Nov 26, 2021
oyatz:
So this childish tribal tantrums is all you have to say about this tragic news of the heinous deaths of this young and lovely couple?


Where is your sense of humanity?




Why not just respect the dead and keep quiet if you don't have anything sympathetic to say?
Lol.. Amazing how people reason no less than animals!

Surely one of the most stupid posts I've seen on my Nairaland sojourn. So dense is the post that I had to quote it & as well screenshot it (in case a reasonable Mod comes across it and decided to wipe it off) for future references elsewhere. He should be proud of this vomit. After all, he's following up the post with his alt monikers. grin
CrimeRe: Young Couple Found Dead In A Toilet In Ondo State (Photos) by ShoeShineGuy: 10:34am On Nov 26, 2021
LokoH:
"Most brilliant achievement"._
Marrying an Igbo woman make them feel fulfiled.
Yet they come to nairaland to emit shit from thier mouth
PoliticsRe: I Will Relocate To The U.S. After My Tenure - Obiano Replies EFCC by ShoeShineGuy: 10:01am On Nov 26, 2021
hisexcellency34:
To enjoy the loot
Na so o. This shouldn't even be a matter of APC, PDP, APGA or what have you but unfortunate youths will unfortunately turn this into a political cum tribal issue.

Ask yourself this VERY simple question why someone who enjoyed the goodwill of being a governor of his state for 8 solid years wants to immediately relocate to his so-called "base" in the United States. If he truly has built an Anambra good enough to rival states/provinces in any advanced country, would he have been this eager to announce his relocation, even when he's still a seating governor?

Obviously, he has looted enough that even aspiring to be in the senate or trying to be the president as is the norm is not even pleasing to him! Baba sha wan japa codedly go dey enjoy im bounty in peace! grin
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Trafficker With ₦2.7 Billion Cocaine At Abuja Airport by ShoeShineGuy: 11:27pm On Nov 25, 2021
TheNewsBeat21:
https://www.newslead.ng/2021/11/25/ndlea-arrests-trafficker-with-n2-7bn-cocaine-at-abuja-airport/
"Shame on you devil!!!"

But please o.. I'm always interested in knowing why these drugs are always appearing like garden eggs.
PoliticsRe: Why Do People In Power Change Radically? By Pat Utomi by ShoeShineGuy: 9:04pm On Nov 24, 2021
lalasticlala:
https://acnntv.com/why-do-people-in-power-change-radically-by-pat-utomi/
Lala, this post wey u push come FP so long pass Anaconda o. I nor go lie, to even summarise am read sef hard me!

...Or just maybe because I don lose interest/hope for anything that has Naija, politics and politicians in it at the same time.
BusinessRe: Online Loan Operators; After The Defamation, What Next? by ShoeShineGuy: 10:24pm On Nov 21, 2021
DubaiLandLord1:
I don't understand why some of una go dey borrow money without paying back.

Bullshit
Bros, I tire o!
Person dey sell fried fish jejely for one corner, e nor call u and e nor force u. U ask how much, im say one slice na for 5k, u carry one smell am and u nor stop at that, u com throw am for mouth, chew and swallow. Oya na time to come pay, u com dey speak grammar say e too expensive after d thing don start to dey digest for ya belle. Abeg, tell me if she grab ya trousser with ur manhood dey rough handle u, who cause d embarrassment in d first place?

For me, I still find it difficult to understand why people are blaming these so-called "loan sharks". They had their Terms & Conditions which people accept before taking these loans. Why would they even default? Personally I use them, but I pay way before my supposed repayment date and follow them up with mails to avoid all these stories that touch!
PoliticsRe: Another Nigerian Arrested For Trafficking Heroin In India by ShoeShineGuy: 4:57am On Nov 21, 2021
Asgard73:
... Yoruba skull minning is an open secret worldwide ..
It comes with the word Yoruba ..

Don’t understand why obasanjo ban history in schools
Lol..
You're indeed trying so hard with your multiple monikers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 20th November 2021 by ShoeShineGuy: 5:55pm On Nov 20, 2021
#OleIn #RohrIn #KeepTheDream
CelebritiesRe: Video Of Davido Announcing Donation Of N251 Million To Orphanages Across Nigeria by ShoeShineGuy: 5:16pm On Nov 20, 2021
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CrimeRe: Timothy Adegoke: ‘I Know Nothing About OAU Student's Death - Rahmon Adedoyin by ShoeShineGuy: 10:07am On Nov 20, 2021
I was one of those people who due to emotions and the tragic nature of the poor guy's death concluded the hotel owner is a ritualist. After following the story in totality, I had a question mark on the part where the guy paid directly into the receptionist's account. As at then, I wasn't even sure (until now) the hotel has its own official bank account.

I paused and asked some rational questions like what if the owner truly doesn't know about this crime because it is also plausible to conclude his members of staff (the receptionist and the manager) might have been depriving him of payments made by customers. If he was truly a ritualist, the owner won't be that daft to pick someone who came to his hotel to lodge just like that, kill and also conveniently ask his staff to bury the corpse in the facility without having a thought that the police will trace such a victim to them. More so, this a case of someone who had also used the same hotel twice in the preceding 6weeks.

Obviously, this look like a bad business gone wrong (for the receptionist and the manager and maybe alongside the security guards). Something transpired between that lady receptionist, the victim and the manager the night of November 5 that led to his death before daybreak which only those workers can tell the world. Apparently, when they realised that they, in their shallow thinking, have left no trace of the victim in the hotel records, decided to bury him and lie.

If I were in charge of this investigation, I would consider getting the bank statements of all the accounts of the receptionist and the manager and study the trends of lump sums into them. Maybe contact some of those who made any suspicious amounts with a view to ascertaining the possibility of them receiving payments that were meant for the hotel.

I pray the victim gets the justice he deserves and hopefully we get to know/hear the actual story of what transpired. And if the hotel owner is guilty of this crime, may he end up bagging a death sentence and may his offsprings never be spared of divine vengeance! AMEN.
TravelRe: Truck Crushes Nissan Bus, Toyota Sienna & Keke At Upper Iweka, Onitsha (Pics) by ShoeShineGuy: 11:52pm On Nov 18, 2021
DamnnNiggarr:
It was a terrible sight to behold!

Today, I decided to visit home(Bayelsa) from Awka, after being away from home for a long time due to my studies.

On getting to Onitsha, there was a gridlock at the Upper Iweka axis, we had been in the gridlock for too long before I decided to check the source of the gridlock.... Lo and behold, the pictures below is the answer.
A Nissan bus, Toyota Sienna and a tricycle were crushed beyond recognition.

Police officials were present there, which made me believe that they have been notified.
Anybody can die at any time t in this country these days. You walk or drive, if a tanker is not exploding, it's repeatedly falling of a certain bridge or a truck is falling directly like we have here and crushing cars. If you escape that, bandits/fulanis are on the prowl to pounce.

And if man is not dying from any of those above, you go to pay & lodge in a hotel with your money and a ritualist or G+ people have both plan A and B for you.

You also get a job and going about it jejely hoping to find something to feed your family with. Just keep praying the building you're in or the next is not collapsing at that particular moment you're there o!

What about accidental and intentional discharges from the ones who naturally we should feel safe with? And cars/buses/trucks leaving their lanes and crossing one's to crush to death?

I have not even mentioned dying from accidents due to bad roads all over...

If you see tomorrow and the next and the next, just be grateful. Several ways to die in a second in our darling country!
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by ShoeShineGuy:
yinksob002:
Hello guys, I just learnt that Saskatchewan held their largest EOI draws today. Has anyone received a notification mail from them yet? (i.e For those who earlier expressed interest to the province).

https://www.cicnews.com/2021/11/saskatchewan-holds-largest-pnp-draw-of-the-year-1119436.html

All the best
Those people at Sask appear to be an extension of IRCC. So so backlogs.. Saskatchewan Delay Delay is now their full names! Imagine, people now wait for at least 7months to get their nomination with this prairie peeps approved when Ontario and Manitoba do theirs in 30-40days!

Pls don't get me wrong o. It's always a welcome development when a province is nominating someone but all I'm trying to do is open our eyes to the reality on grounds with respect to Sask. If you have other lifeline/means, kindly exploit it, if not, just grab on to this and be ready to wait it out. After all, they have the advantage of holding the aces when it comes to one of the most affordable PNPs.
SportsRe: ₦600 Million: Gernot Rohr's Severance Package If Sacked by ShoeShineGuy: 8:52pm On Nov 18, 2021
Rgade:
Dumb government officials blindly signing detrimental contracts up and down. Like most of our loan Docs. They don’t really care what happens to the country as long as they get their share of the largesse.
The way these idiots run this country would make you wonder whether they would run their private businesses same way.
You think they didn't know what they were doing when they renewed Rohr's contract? grin People at NFF are extension of our corrupt politicians. Everyone is using the slightest opportunity to cash out on the country.
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by ShoeShineGuy: 3:06pm On Nov 18, 2021
GraciousWords:
I discovered mistakes in my own application that I would have sworn I would never make....sharp girl that I am, who born IRCC grin

Thankfully, they seem minor....... but errors happen despite our best intentions. We often think we are very bright and put together until we make a blunder that humbles us.

VOs make mistakes too sha, read through this judicial review:
https://decisions.fct-cf.gc.ca/fc-cf/decisions/en/item/512604/index.do

#ToErrIsHuman
#NoOneIsInfallible
Told you about the mistake I made with my children's middle names back then. I completely left them out because just a box was provided. Stress wan kee me between post-ITA and pre-AOR doing Lagos-IB back to back then. grin It was about 2weeks after submission and after intense check that I realised their middle names weren't captured. I sha shaperly raised a webform, acknowledged my fault (in fact I was very harsh on myself in the letter of explanation attached) and within 3weeks, I saw profile updated (had thought it was a GU) . When I checked, their middle names had been included.

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