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Celebrities › Re: Isaac Johnson Has World's Widest Mouth Of 10.1cm (Guinness World Record) by shoprite: 1:43pm On Jul 04, 2021

Isaac . . .Shut up and drive !

Car Talk › Re: Seller crashes Customer’s Ferrari in Abuja, just before it was purchased. by shoprite: 9:50am On Jun 27, 2021

TarOrfeeek:
This is why you must greet old women on the road when leaving the house to work.

Even if them no reply you, you done remove your hand from their wahala.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Posted Someone Else Love Of My Life by shoprite: 9:43am On Jun 27, 2021

Am I about to experience heart break .? Should I kuku end the relationship now ? Pls I need your advice

I no really understand . . .relationship wey don end already? Abi you want to re-end it ! No be you say she don post one new guy as "LOML" not once but twice. . . are you still searching for clues?

Education › Re: UNILAG On Chidinma Ojukwu: Why We Can’t Take Action Yet On Our Student by shoprite: 2:07pm On Jun 26, 2021

Very well said . . .this has nothing to do with Unilag, her private life does not have any connection with the school . . .it happened several Kilome . . .kilome . . kilome . . .kilome . . .kilome....kilome . . .kilome.....kilometers away from Unilag Campus

Congratulations Chidinma you just earned yourself an award !

Romance › Re: Fake Yahoo Boy & Arrest: The Marriage Proposal That Got A Lady Crying (Video) by shoprite: 12:59pm On Jun 23, 2021

Naijaguy12345:
What a lovely lady, begging, knelt down with her man. It look like real love. Another girl will be like officer I no dey o ! May your love blossom.
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You took it right outta ma mouth ! cool

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Crime › Re: Corper Oyeyemi Caleb Jailed For Yahoo-Yahoo Romance Scam (Photo) by shoprite: 11:57am On Jun 23, 2021

Hmmm....one whole year in jail for N40 something thousand naira ($100usd) . . .Certainly not a good deal . . .this Corper no calculate well undecided

Politics › Re: Juju Placed Near Umuahia Police Post (Photo) by shoprite: 11:49am On Jun 23, 2021

pyyxxaro:
Naa for Nigeria u go see Vigilante de guide police station

Travel › Re: Thousands Sign Petition To Stop Jeff Bezos From Returning To Earth by shoprite: 6:40pm On Jun 22, 2021

Chukabiz:
Lol.
You are rich, wahala, you no get money, wahala.

I think I prefer rich man's wahala chaa

Reminds me of that Basketmouth song (World People) . . . grin

"Eh, ah, ah
Mogbe
Person get money gbege
Person no get money gbege
Make man live him life"

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Politics › Re: APC Orders 3m Bunches Of Brooms For New Members In Cross River by shoprite: 1:00pm On Jun 22, 2021

Chai . . .na to arrange 3 million brooms enter Calabar be that o . . . imagine where one broom dey go for 5k cool

Crime › Re: Boy Tied To A Metal Cross Begs For Mercy (Disturbing Photos) by shoprite: 4:35pm On Jun 19, 2021

Very simple . . .the boy's face is exposed . . .some other faces are also exposed in the recording, someone somewhere knows those faces . . .so security agencies get down to work ASAP ! undecided

Politics › Re: Buhari: Nigerians Love Me, That’s Why I’m Paying Them Back by shoprite: 2:44pm On Jun 18, 2021

Buhari: Nigerians Love Me, That’s Why I’m Paying Them Back

Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Set To Open A Football Academy In Jos, Visits Governor Lalong (Pics) by shoprite: 12:45am On Jun 18, 2021

Make him sha do comot there before them kidnap am for ransom undecided

Crime › Re: Grandma Uses Her 7-Year-Old Granddaughter As Sex Slave, Collects ₦1500 by shoprite: 3:13pm On Jun 17, 2021

It is all over !!!

Crime › Re: Joy Saturday Kidnapped, Gang-Raped & Killed By Man She Bought Land From (Video) by shoprite: 3:11pm On Jun 17, 2021

Can NPF just circulate the pictures of those on the run and get down to business ASAP?

Education › Re: Ekiti University Students Beat Suspected Armed Robber To Death (Photo) by shoprite: 5:12pm On Jun 15, 2021

zeuss:
Are you sure he is actually one of the robbers? Many innocent lives have been lost to jungle justice....... U or ur loved one could be a victim also

That's the same point I raise in every jungle justice news . . .I have heard stories of how people narrowly escaped being lynched for something they knew nothing about , , ,its really a jungle out there so y'all better be careful.

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Politics › Re: An Armed Robber Who Ambushed Abiola Became A Governor - Zainab Duke-Abiola, Wife by shoprite: 10:37pm On Jun 14, 2021

temitope27:
Maybe fayose

Politics › Re: 13-Year-Old AK 47 Wielding Boy Arrested For Killing Two Bandits by shoprite: 8:17am On Jun 14, 2021

13-Year-Old AK 47 Wielding Boy Arrested For Killing Two Bandits

Shouldn't this be good news? How many have been killed / arrested by the security agencies? undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: Damien Tarel Gets 4 Months In Jail For Slapping French President, Macron by shoprite: 11:45am On Jun 11, 2021

inoki247:
lol the guy must be Related to that Brekete Radio presenter.....

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua: Okotie Celebrates The Death Of 'Lucifer', Shares Cryptic Post by shoprite: 4:18pm On Jun 08, 2021

IDeyNL:
Illiterate Yoruba headslammer.

When did Okotie become an IPoB?

Learn Geography, you won't. Instead na Ile-kewu you dey go.

Car Talk › Re: Bringing a Mercedes from Lagos to Calabar; and my tough ordeals! by shoprite: 1:17pm On Jun 08, 2021

OfficialDJ:
angrygoat

Walahi the name says it all grin

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Politics › Re: I Just Tweeted, No Shaking - Fayose Tells AGF Malami by shoprite: 6:29pm On Jun 07, 2021

Leboska:
I just opened a Twitter account today, because I know anything the presidiot condemned or banned is good, he doesn't like good things.

Politics › Re: IGP Orders Suspension Of Tinted Vehicle Windscreens by shoprite: 6:03pm On Jun 07, 2021

brandmix:
Hmm

Hope its windscreen and not side windows oo

Just what I'm trying to figure out because there are cars with factory fitted tinted windows...so are they to remove the factory tinted windows or wetin this IG dey yarn?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Defies Twitter Ban Because Of UN Charter On Human Rights by shoprite: 5:58pm On Jun 07, 2021

coscj:
I'm still trying to figure out your point.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Ever Fired Someone On Their First Day In Office by shoprite: 3:38pm On Jun 07, 2021*

Have You Ever Fired Someone On Their First Day In Office

Sadly, Yes ! Dude seemed very nice for the short time I had him in my office. A graduate seeking a driver position, very humble guy . . speaks good english with a likeable personality. . .tested his driving skill and he was just fine . . .offered him the job . . . then time to take a ride with madam . . .Chairman's wife steps into the back seat . . .guy zooms off . . .mid way into the trip . . .phone rings . . .guy picks the call undecided

. . .Who does that? While driving your boss? ...and all along the trip his phone kept ringing out loud, he didn't even try to put it on silent mode. . .Well, he has only been driving for pleasure . . .not professionally so couldn't really blame him for that error . . .had to withdraw the job offer soon as I got a call from madam about her experience.

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Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: Nigeria Needs A Leader With Iron And Steel by shoprite: 11:51am On Jun 04, 2021

Femi Adesina: Nigeria Needs A Leader With Iron Fist

Like this one abi? Ode !

Politics › Re: Casmir Ibegbulem: Police Release Oil Worker Paraded As An Unknown Gunman by shoprite: 11:02am On Jun 04, 2021

And to think that some people were actually spewing trash about how this guy is actually an "Unknown Gun Man" . . . Simple calculation, check the other four guys . . .chances are they may all be innocent . . .they just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time !

Romance › Re: Married Man Caught Sleeping With Married Neighbour (Video) by shoprite: 11:26pm On Jun 03, 2021

OKOATA:
See the stupid questions grown up people are asking, God knows if I am caught cheating with a married woman no man born on earth will video me and me asking m nonsense questions like this.

Don't mind the idiots ...as if it is a crime for two adults to have consented sex . . .which constitution makes it a crime? People from this part of the world often mix morality with legality , , ,as long as it wasn't rape, they are good to go !

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Romance › Re: Please Which Song Can You Recommend For Someone With Fresh Heartbreak? by shoprite: 2:54pm On Jun 03, 2021

Stephen2324:
Please which song can you recommend for someone with fresh heartbreak?

Unbreak my heart - Toni Braxton cool

Foreign Affairs › Re: Condester Sichwale Thrown Out Of Tanzanian Parliament For Wearing Tight Trousers by shoprite: 10:58am On Jun 02, 2021

Still searching for the "tight trousers" . . .please holler if you find it before I do. lipsrsealed

Crime › Re: Female Teacher In Court For Having Sex With 17-Year-Old Student (Photos) by shoprite: 10:42am On Jun 02, 2021

Female Teacher In Court For Having Sex With 17-Year-Old Student

Where are these kind of female teachers in Naija when you need them most ! undecided

Politics › Re: Bello Matawalle: I Am Not Joining APC On June 12 by shoprite: 10:35am On Jun 02, 2021

Bello Matawalle: I Am Not Joining APC On June 12

Whoever is doing this amebo job should get his/her facts right . . .He says he is not joining APC on June 12 . . .he is probably joining a day earlier, June 11 grin

Mischief makers please get your facts right !

Politics › Re: Edo 2020: Oshiomhole Lauds Supreme Court, Congratulates Obaseki by shoprite: 6:21pm On Jun 01, 2021

Edo 2020: Oshiomhole Lauds Supreme Court, Congratulates Obaseki

He doesn't have much of a choice does he? undecided

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