₦airaland Forum

kuntash:
Pls Nairalanders , one word for this nitwit pls

Ode !

Me I just stopped to check the kind of machines they acquired while the going was smooth . . .them try sha . . .Let me come and be going !

Lai Mohammed: Brands Running Adverts On CNN, Others To Pay ₦100,000 Fine

PRESIDENT BUHARI BILLED FOR ROUTINE MEDICAL CHECK-UP IN LONDON

President Muhammadu Buhari proceeds to London, the United Kingdom, Tuesday March 30, 2021, for a routine medical check-up.

The President meets with Security Chiefs first in the morning, after which he embarks on the journey.

He is due back in the country during the second week of April, 2021.

Femi Adesina
Special Adviser to the President
(Media and Publicity)
March 29, 2021

“We Shall Lead By Example” – The Promise From Nigeria’s New Military Leadership

Oya . . .time to match words with action

Oluwashola Desmond Elliot (ODE)

Dreyceepey:
Oga its obvious you never attended classes at school

“Someone Should Marry Me It’s Urgent, I’ll Explain During Honeymoon”

This one don dey look for who she go donate

Maxymilliano:
A Nigerian citizen will drive 50Km, and meet 5 checkpoints.

Bandits will drive 100Km with 279 kidnapped students meeting no checkpoint.

Sadly . . .that's the story of Naija . . .the more you look the less you see !

Some people can f . .k anything ! . . . How man tin take rise for this person wey I dey see for picture so ?

Mstravelindiva:
Pic 1: Private Island near Denarau
Pic 2: Tequila shots being chased with Mexican beer
Pic 3: Another drink (we love to have a good time)!
Pic 4: Random pic of me, all smiles enjoying the beautiful Fijian glow

Please Note: This trip was prior to COVID-19.

You said the trip was prior to Covid-19 . . .hmmm . . .with those bottles displayed . . .we all know how we came about Covid-19

Fixey:
I'm Chukky, do you wanna plaaaay?

No ooooooo . . .don't start that childhood nightmare

eherbal:
These shoes reminds me of the 80s German funny sports known as telematch.

Guy . . .you be real old school

I contacted the nearest Police Station but I was told that they do not handle cases like that.

Sadly, it is the truth . . .they only attend to unarmed protesters, civilians discussing the planned protest in a commercial bus and anyone with a laptop in his custody doesn't really matter if you're an IT professional

Bornsinner7:
The young man said he traveled out of Nigeria for the first time..

What's wrong with you all??

Ghana no be outside Nigeria??...

Bros . . .I come and go and tire for all these people o !

Gemma Collins To Release Her Sextape For £1m If She Ever Goes Broke

If she's a star now means she's already worth £1m . . .so if she eventually goes broke and releases her sex tape for £1m . . .What else will she release if she most likely goes broke again?

American Lady Who Killed A Nigerian Man In A Lagos Hotel Arrested While Escaping

A full grown woman waka leave all the correctional centers in Alaska, Illinois, Texas and Virginia . . .come settle for the already over populated one for Lagos - Nigeria . . .All I can say is sorry !

Delta State Polytechnic Bans Students From Driving Cars On Campus

In Nas Escobar's voice . . ."Now it's back to the caveman era, When we made fire, by two sticks rubbing together"

But wait o . . .if a big brother can't tell his blood brother the truth then who will ?

Dangote Says His Ex-Girlfriend Tried To Extort $5 Million From Him

Yahoo - Yahoo . . .USA version

He just proved the pastor right by that cowardly act

My Girlfriend Told Her Ex That I'm Ugly

Well . . .I guess all you have to do now is prove her right or wrong . . .pictures please

Can someone help me with her phone number . . .my friend wants to ask her something

Homosexuality Rises In Nigeria Few Days Into Biden’s Presidency

To whoever made this up . . .

BanevsJoker:
OP what's the past tense of fly?

flyed

Nigerian Police Officers Are Seen As The Best In The World - IGP Adamu

Kundagarten:

He didn't understand the question. He thought they were asking him about bribery.
Yes o, Nigerian police are the best when it comes to bribery and brutality.

Nothing much to say here . . .they have his name . . .they have his face on video . . .simply forward to the NA twitter handle . . .grab a pack of popcorn and enjoy the show.

AroleOduduwa2:
People are heartless. Because of a mere Samsung phone you took a life.

Nothing else bothered me in the whole story but the words in bold above . . .for "a mere Samsung phone" one idiot took the life of a promising young man !

Anyone been to Idumota or Mile 12 market lately? Why these noise about night clubs ? . . .midnight curfew as if the Coronavirus only travels at night

US Capitol Riot: Place Trump On Travel Ban, MURIC Tells Buhari

Easybela:
boarding school is not for my kids

The only way to avoid stories that touch !

Movie set . . .Loaded gun . . .shot by mistake . . .story doesn't add up !

#ENDAMOTEKUN . . . Coming soon !