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derecho:
it's beyond logic.

Yea, as usual, that's the normal mumbo-jumbo u guys come up with.
The other one is by saying God works in mysterious ways.

Na una sabi.

lepasharon:
Excuse me? The Lord has me. I don't know about you

About me? I've got my one-way ticket to hell, will go with my own fuel and firewood in case the fire there no too hot.

Please my people, harken to the voice of Past Chris! Strive to make heaven, we don't want over population in hell, you guys should not be lukewarm pls so u can make heaven.

As it is, if u decide to come to hell, come with your own fuel and firewood, we will give u land to start your own fire!

lepasharon:
God works in mysterious ways.

Lol...u never wan repent baa? All this night vigil wey I dey do for u, u wan follow me go hell baa?

derecho:
one drop of blood is enough.

How you wan soak all your family members for one drop of blood? This same blood every passenger is covering their bus and a road of over 2,000km with?

Ba waoh

juhan:
tnx buh how did you want God to prove himself to you?

He can start by saying hi

The OP forgot to tell you guys that he prayed for his father not to die, but God was more interested in blessing him than in saving his father's life.

Oh, how selfish you lot are! Question, why didn't God save your father so he can provide for you? Of course you will say b'cos he's the master strategists!

BornnAgainChild:
I soak and cover me and my family and every other person that reads this iya orisa ish with the blood of jesus..period!!!

How many litres is the blood u want to soak ur entire family in?

simplex2:
City win @ 2.1 is a steal!!!
Add any of Arsenal, FC Porto B or Peterborough win and a sure 3.pt odd is smiling at you.

You know what to do with a 3.pt odd right?

I said it that 2.1 for city was a steal. I pray I keep catching those bookmakers at such slips.

Arsenal √
Peterborough √
Porto B √

All possible combo with the city game returns the 3pts odd. Hope someone out there played this game.

Calebsky:
Be careful with City. It seems a Draw. Do a double chance to be safe.

Double chance would sure be safe but it's City we're talking about! The bookmakers got it wrong this time and I'm taking full advantage.

Let them just not concieve too many free-kicks as Ritchy is dangerous with those and without Kompany, City defence is a shamble.

But that doesn't stop them from running the show.

City win @ 2.1 is a steal!!!
Add any of Arsenal, FC Porto B or Peterborough win and a sure 3.pt odd is smiling at you.

You know what to do with a 3.pt odd right?

HandsomeChris:
Shut up you fowl spirit. That man of God was tempted by that evil dick lover ese or what ever you call her. If she didn't, why did she go another round even when they landed nigeria? Stop fooling yourself; I know the story and the people. Ese loves sex

Ese loves sex and your pastor obliged her fantasies. Way to go fela, way to go.

Welcome aboard sister! We are one big family and we see the world as it is, trying to make it a better place and not hoping one vengeful and blodd-thirsty God will come and destroy it.

sonOfLucifer:
Can I come?

Bia this boy, why u no tell ur Papa Lucifer say no today him for attempt a 2nd coup for heaven? You no sabi say as at today, Jesus, who be the same as God dey for grave now? So, nobody dey for throne for heaven, only some mourning angels and some old 24 elders wey dey use walking stick.

Why ur Papa Lucifer no even reason am like this? By now, him for be emperor for the whole world, maybe him for make you prince of south Korea.

googlekiss:
Nigeria is a place where a family suceeds only based on connections... In my fellow igbo ppl voice 'ima mmadu' Fact remains these kids don't knw their daily maths. Its a pity ..... What a country

LastMumu:
The most painful thing about this CBN back door recruitment is that most of the people given the job are basically spoilt kids of rich men who don't know poo academically. Me wey be say my brain dey calculate per-second-billing still dey house never see job. No wonder most policies churned out by the apex bank these days are counter-productive!

Wrong ascertion. Most of those kids are well educated, some with MBA, Harvard and other ivy league schools. There's every possibility that if you go through this recruitment process together with those kids in a transparent process, they will perform better than you and that's a fact.
Try to check some of them out on LinkedIn then you will understand better.

This is why the courts should stop granting them bail. They endbup violating baik conditions. Won't be surprised if he finds his way out of the country very soon.

vooks:
ALL evidence, scriptural and physical/scientific point to a young earth of under 7K years

another one bites the dust!

Was thinking you were even smart with the way you tore that tb Joshua prophesy into shreds.

No need to try and educate you, someday, just maybe someday, you will learn that the earth is well over millions of years old.

@ vooks, when you say "there's no evidence to show that the earth is 6000 yrs old", do you mean religious/biblical evidence or scientific evidence?

It seems pix conveys the message better.

analice107:
HahahahahahahahaHHHa. Jehovah, what happened to this people?

Out eyez opened.

Thou shall know the truth and the truth shall set thee free.

This is what you get when fools are given a phone and a few mb of data.
Sahara reporters have been twitting and broadcasting results from their Twitter and Facebook channels since yesterday. Sahara doesn't owe Nairaland anything, it's peeps that go there and dig out their stories to Nairaland.

Stop broadcasting your ignorance on social media.

Only those that don't know 3rd mainlandbridge are talking of karma and nemesis. The only time to slow down on that bridge is if there's traffic.
Anyone walking on that bridge on foot is a suspect, if he comes close to your car, hit and continue your journey.

sonOfLucifer:
I'll be in the bottomless pit before you get there, doing breastrokes in the lake of fire.

Dude, we have gazillion years to spend there so I will certainly get to all the places you get to and much more.

I will like to get to Hades and abys before heading to the lake of fire; it will be more fun that way.

sonOfLucifer:
Im heading to HELL.. First class ticket. Booked my ticket since.

I asked for a first class ticket but the demon in charge gave me economy class instead. I wanted to be in the same cabin with bill gates and Steve jobs.

Gaddamit! How did u manage to book first class?

What's the common question peeps ask you when they learn you are not a Christian/Muslim?
For me, I get these two a lot:

1. Who created you?
2. Where do you think you will go when you die?

Islamabad

Islamarealbad

Islamarealrealbad!