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malvisguy212:
[b]This seems to be what john is describing in revelation infacte it is exactly what peter wrote on how God will destroyed the earth[b].

Your God is busy planning on destroying the world: such a sadistic creature! Allah on his own is already using his followers to destroy the word; you religious folks are the greatest pain mother earth has ever experienced. Its always 'kill and destroy' while humanist are working hard to make it a better place, you are praying and waiting for God to destroy it.
Why can't you all just relocate to heaven/paradise and let us be?

malvisguy212:
even the angels cannot shere the Glory of God.created in His image doesent mean we have the nature of God.

I didn't write ur bible, did I?

malvisguy212:
the bible contradicte your character that why. The reason you type this nonsense is because you are comparing God nature and human.

Actually, your bible states that God made man in his own image (physical), after his Likeness (spiritual, psychological, reasoning, logic, intelligence etc)

So why is it wrong to try to apply logic and reasoning to this una God? Did he wrap his word in Godly mystery and send down to man who he knws doesn't understand the Godly words to read and digest?

Ishilove:
Be very very careful what you wish for...

Or what? You think I'm one of u lads that the fear of hell restores u to ur factory settings? Emancipate urself from religious slavery abeg!

Once again, if Gates is a candidate of hell after helping to wipe out polio in africa and making efforts to wipe out malaria, all of which your omni-omni-everything can't do, then count me in!

According to them, people like Bill Gates: who is single handedly wiping out diseases in Africa will go to hell while an armed robber tied on the stakes about to be shot dead manages to mumble few words whispered to him by an attending pastor is automatically forgiven and goes to heaven.

Abeg, if Gates will be in hell, count me in!

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olujegs:
Alhaji Kari has always been known to be the next in line as he was the most senior person right after fola Daniel.

Unfortunately, what everyone is looking out for is the tribe and not what you just explained. They all want to confirm their mischievous paranoid that the president has a northern agenda.

The president on his own part isn't helping matters by feigning insensitive to all the noise of the cry-babies. He should just throw one or two appointments their way to calm the storm.

5,981 more appointments remaining.
Don't cry yet, it will all get to your turn.
Yes, all of you.

free2ryhme:
Una sorry ooo

And you had to quote the entire episode to write that nonsense?!?

Kennedyiheme:
wht was ur jaamb score mate?

Lol...I wrote UME when calculators were forbidden and you'd be sent out if seen with one. Despite that challenge, I still wrote phy, maths and chem as an engr student and got my preferred school and course. Now JAMB even gives you a calculator and asks you to just manage and get 50% and its looking like an impossible task to you. Stay there and be calling me 'mate'.

sulaimansly:
you dont anytin at all, calling college of education aspirants or dos posted dere as dullards, i think its highly insulting on teaching who taught u, ur parents who paid dem, teaching is a great job.

Oh shut it already! Universities train teachers and award Bsc in Education; Colleges of Edu award NCE and no one will offer you an employment into schools with an NCE certificate, I won't even let you teach my enemies with such a certificate. Teachers have a degree from a university, unless you want to teach nursery and pre-nursery students.

Kennedyiheme:
most people , were posted to college of education, are they also dumb like me? I need you to teach me hw to study for post ume since u are too smart mate

Nah, you don't need to study: college of edu will admit you despite the glaring deficiencies. Its a place they train classroom teachers, and since Insurance isn't thought at secondary schools, they moved you to physics already. Just inform them you don't know jack in physics and they will move you to Social Studies Edu which suits you better.

Thank me later.

Kennedyiheme:
calm it mate, I'm jst wondering hw its a good policy, seeing that you knw the diffrence between science courses and buisness courses....I did well in jamb, dnt be so hard on yrself mate, u might loose it smeday u know

Lol@bolded, your own case is beyond apathy: you really did well to deserve a place in college of education. Have you thought of enrolling into vocational schools? You could learn carpentry, brick-laying, plumbing or electrical repairs.

Think about it.

Kennedyiheme:
but wht I don't understand is if an insurance student like me will like to study physics in a college of education, hmm its a very good policy....are you a comedian? Seems like people on this forum are gifted, I met a brilliant guy on this forum 43minutes ago

Stay here and be insulting people wiser than you by far: for JAMB to even stoop lower than Polytechnic to place you in the rank of college of education tells a lot about your brilliance! You must have broken the record of UME all time low!

Get off the internet and go study! Maybe after writing next year's UME, you may have a meaningful score to qualify you for Polytechnic's aptitude test!

Doffus!

I wonder why a student would aspire to study in Nigerian 'ivy-league' universities without scoring at least 230 in UME!?! You want UniLag, UniBen, ui, unizik, unn, oau and other highly sought after schools and instead of studying hard to get up to 230 over 400, you are dragging jamb and schools to court.

Be ready to sue them when they don't give you admission b'cos I'm sure that after dashing the school N1,500 for post-ume, your scripts won't even be marked much more being graded.

You should have warned readers to keep some paracetamol tablet by their side before reading this disjointed story.

I'm having headache already!

Damn!

This is where religious folks get it wrong: the believe that everyone must believe in something.
Atheism is not a dogma, there's no 'believe' in it.

Ama80:
I'm only searching for knowledge and don't consider porting cos i ve witnsed God's factor in my life so ,i believe in him.

The same way you reject all other gods apart from yours is the same way other religion reject all other gods (including yours) except theirs.

An2elect2:
The only reason i will not engage in this, is because i do not want to sin against my Lord and my body. Every other reason is secondary or no reason at all. Happy day

Your body is the temple of God, you ought to let men worship God in his own temple nau, shouldn't it be so?

dayo23:
so how those does your rubbish yarn relate to that my message abeg?

Fixed.

Again, you owe me a big 'thank you'.

SUBMARINE:
Is the oil yours


Go back to your cocoa

Olodo! I'm from an oil producing state, still don't know how that has added value to my life; except enriching some few thieves!

dayo23:
tank u bro, abeg help me ask am! Bunch of loosers

That's how you people go around fooling urselves instead of learning when you are corrected.
New Media office was created by GEJ when he felt he was the most insulted president and needed experts to help him improve his social media ratings.

For now, there's no office as such, I will be surprised if PMB continues such an office.

Now say 'thank you'

Dude got himself sacked! He insisted on paying Tompolo when it was glaring the presidency had finalized arrangement to suspend that controversial contract.

Now we shall see the real owner of Global West since Tampolo had denied links with it.

Won't be surprised if GEJ or PEJ are the real owners of Global west; that family really dealt with we Nigerians.

I think the op is trying to be a 'Mr nice guy'. First mistake was to take in someone who the sis threw out. If you felt concerned, you should have tried to settle the matter btw him and the sis rather than giving him an option of finding solace at your place.

Nicepoker:
,ask him out. He will certainly run from ur house

And if he says yes?

That's how a friend of mine informed me he had a scheduled interview at Lagos and would love to stay at my place and attend the interview. I agreed only for him to come to my house with a mighty ecolac travel bag filled up with all his clothes! He even came along with plenty foodstuffs to last us a month!

After spending 2wks in my house, I had to plead with my girlfriend to forfeit the semester exam she was preparing for and come home and rescue me. Trust women nah, what I couldn't do in 2wks, she did in 2hrs! By next morning, the guy was gone!

Whew! You almost got me there! I thought you've succumbed to the unending threats of hell fire coming from our xtian fellas.

As for music, I love good music too: either from bob marley, sinach, frank edwards or davido; just play some nice rhymes and I'll either rock with you or lift up holy hands with you

This list should have been made public even before the election: so we know the O'yes members in the house.

Just 1 member from Abia was dormant; quite impressive.

Its funny how you guys are laying curses on the armed robbers rather than holding God responsible for allowing such humiliating act in the first place.

He that watches over you does not sleep nor slumber - big lie!

He will give his angels charge over thee least you dash your foot - big lie!

Ask and it shall be given unto thee - big lie!

A thousand shall fall on your left hand, then thousand by your right but none will come near thee - lies!

I know the thoughts I have for you, thoughts of good and not of evil - big-fat lies!

Now start making excuses for the omni-omni-everything!

is that not Jide Kosoko?

And why are they bleaching?

cosiocan:
The only way out of this slavery, is to know the true God of heaven through the bible (the written words of the most high God)

You're joking right

The same people that brought the religion to you are the same people that composed that tool you called the world of ya most high

Matthew 7:7


"Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. "For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. "Or what man is there among you who, when his son asks for a loaf, will give him a stone? ."Or if he asks for a fish, he will not give him a snake, will he? "If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give what is good to those who ask Him!


Just how true is this? Notice that the world underlined said everyone. It even went further to draw an illustration with our own earthly fathers which it termed 'evil'.
Now who is evil? My father paid my school fees and saw me thru university education, fed me, clothed me, took care of medical bills and made me a better person. But the bible said he is evil and that God is a better father. Time to prove who the better father is, just kneel down and pray;
no answers, knock and knock no response.

But then the blind defenders will tell you that:
1. you didn't have faith
2. that you didn't pray the right way
3. That its not God's will
4. bla bla bla...

Now who is lying?

You are at the path of self-discovery. We all went through this stage before the truth downed on us: 'No one listens to or hears our prayers.'

Its all lies.

I'll post some of the bible verses to buttress my point. Its either I am lying, or the bible is lying...

Hell was used for the first mind control project to instill fear: when its effects were not as effective as planned, lake of fire was introduced to send down the message and instill the much needed fear.

I guess its working..

Kirinwa:
Hell is like cell while lake of fire is like prison.
Hell is 'bearable' compared to lake of fire.Hmm I don't wish it on anyone.

Satan, demons, sinners who died unrepented, death and hell will be cast into lake of fire which I the second death.

^^ I told ya...its working. Remove hell and lake of fire from the bible and people will start reasoning with their senses.