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Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Will Be Hotter For Deeper Life Sinners - W.F. Kumuyi by simplex2: 1:03pm On Apr 24, 2016
ojeyi:
Like seriously!..if you know what hell truly is!..you wouldn't even think of reaching the gate sef nor threading on its path
Lol...don't worry, the truth shall set you free, like it did to me.
Christianity Etc › Re: All Atheists, Some Questions For You by simplex2: 7:07am On Apr 23, 2016
KingEbukaNaija:
Evolutionists have told too many lies to buttress their dumb theory that they dont remember which lie is for which . Have you read an evolutionist reasons for emotions , consciousness and cognition ?

They make bold claims - evolution-of-the-gap - because they feel that such thing did happen .

How did we gain consciousness - evolution

How did we gain emotions - evolution

How did we acquire morality - evolution

Why are men physically stronger than women - evolution
I believe your answers to the above questions is 'God'?

How are you then better than the evolutionalist? You just replaced ' evolution' with 'God' and then claim to have a superior argument.

Btw, so many atheist right here have made it known that being an atheist doesn't necessarily mean believing in evolution. Evolution is a theory in science and....

Oh fvck it, no need to cast pearl on pigs according to your bible
Education › Re: What Course Can My Sister Study With This Waec Result by simplex2: 10:43am On Apr 22, 2016
I believe the grade for commerce is c6 and not c8 as you wrote.
If that is the case, then she has 5 credits including english and maths.

Government (Education)
Public Administration.
Business Studies (Education)
History and International Relations.
Linguistics.

Finally, she will fit into a lot of Management science courses at Polytechnics with the credit in commerce. It will be difficult for her to be admitted into the university Mgt Sc faculty without Economics.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Long Shall We Continue To Wait Until He Pay My Bride Price? by simplex2: 9:05am On Apr 17, 2016
Hildalicious:
He is collecting rent from properties his late dad left for him as the only child.
So far we have been sustaining ourselves with that. I'm not really interested in the money, I'm Just happy we love each other enough to stay together for the rest of our lives.
But my parents are the ones disturbing him that he should come and do the right thing. I have already left them
Now, where do we get the money for now?
Can't he use the rent money to make some form of commitment on your head? Not necessarily bride price in total, he can start something to show he is serious with you.

Meanwhile, your future is not secured with him. He can decide to ditch you anytime. Why don't you guys walk into a registry and get wedded and obtain a valid marriage certificate? It doesn't cost much and this will help secure you in the marriage and in future.

Good luck, keep us posted.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thank God Always by simplex2: 12:31am On Apr 17, 2016
Your only problem is that you earn more than your husband baa? Not even that you guys are going thru financial difficulty, just that your salary is bigger than his own shey?

No wahala, just change your job to where they pay you 25,000. That way, he will be earning more than you and there will be peace in the family.

Case closed.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Falling Away And The Revelation Of The Son Of Perdition by simplex2: 12:19am On Apr 17, 2016
Sonoflucifer, when will you fall away? Christians are already tired of waiting. Make u do fall make their Messiah return cone carry them go heaven abeg.
Christianity Etc › Re: How save your soul from eternal torment by simplex2: 12:15am On Apr 17, 2016
Hahahaha...

Judgement day will be very interesting!

Allah will be sending 2bil Christians to hell while Jesus be sending 3bil Muslims to hell.

The rest of us will just sit by the side laughing at the confused folks. If we are lucky enough, we may tap into that 72 tight ar'se virgins, or better still, join the Dundee's singing allellujah forever.

Who knows.
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Will Be Hotter For Deeper Life Sinners - W.F. Kumuyi by simplex2: 12:11am On Apr 17, 2016
Land grabbers! Make I see any of una for hell na dia una go know say I dey vex!

Make una carry una self-righteous body go heaven; leave hell for us.

If u don't make heaven, carry your own fuel, firewood and matches go start your own fire somewhere else.

Once again, leave hell for us!
Christianity Etc › Re: Sodom And Gomorrah (Didn't the Children matter?) by simplex2: 12:06am On Apr 17, 2016
Remember animal farm? Napoleon is always right.

Christians act like squealer in animal farm, they are ever ready to defend the Bible just like squealer defended Napoleon: in the eyes of the Christians, Napoleon is always right!

urahara:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEnWw_lH4tQ

This video butresses the point i am trying to make .pls every one including xtians watch this video and comment on it
Saw the video, good one. Just butresses the fact that Christians don't seen anything wrong in the Bible. God kept killing and kiling and kiling, and when he got tired, he raised the israelites to continue the killing.

But made sure that there's a "thou shall not kill" in the commandments.

What a joke of a religion!
Education › Re: 32 Pictures You Need To See Before You Die by simplex2: 10:39pm On Apr 12, 2016
wins18:
@ op, I reject ur choice of Topic in Jesus name. Amen.

Click like If u don't want this post to affect u negatively.
Paranoia at its worst!
What does religion turn you guys into?
Christianity Etc › Re: Non-jewish Peoples/religions Knew Of The Flood by simplex2: 9:28pm On Apr 12, 2016
Noah's generation of less than a million people living in an area less than the size of Ghana was destined to be wiped out by a God and the God decided the best way to wipe them out was to flood the entire world even areas uninhabited.

What an omni-omni everything God!
Celebrities › Re: Photos - Someone I Gave A Lift Forgot This In The Car .. Advice Please by simplex2: 11:36pm On Apr 08, 2016
You are NOSE-worthy
Christianity Etc › Re: Street Preaching In The Early Hours Of The Morning; A Nuisance Or A Necessity? by simplex2: 7:44pm On Apr 07, 2016
Silly nuisance. When you don't respect people's right to serenity then you constitute an unimaginable nuisance.

Same goes to those preaching in public places and buses.
Christianity Etc › Re: If Buhari Tries To Islamize Nigeria This Is What Will Happen by simplex2: 11:20am On Apr 07, 2016
Did anyone see that fluke penalty the ref awarded to PSG? That's very disgusting!
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 9:56pm On Apr 05, 2016
asalimpo:
Or thema counterfiets , set up to decieve the gullible. How dyu decieve the simple, by fashioning something so close to the original its hard to tell.
The fact that theyre so close to christianity makes christianity all the more the real deal.
If Christianity wasnt something to reckon with they'd not be many pseudo christian cults.
Looool....you really are naive.

Those religion existed thousands of years b4 Christianity.

Even from your Bible, Abram was called out from his family and religion, what religion did you think they were practising?
What religion did you think the Egyptians were practising when they still held Israelites as slaves?
What religion did you think the cananites, amalekites, Phillistines were practising.

Dude, you need to get urself enlightened, for only the TRUTH shall set you free.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 9:34pm On Apr 05, 2016
asalimpo:
hmm... I may just become a muslim.
#Wait i dey come. Wanna make sure everything i believe about in christianity
isnt covered even better in islam.
You no get talk. You thought your religion offered you more answers to life than other religion.
Soon, you will realise that your religion is just a remix of others that were existing before it.

Do you know how many sovereign beings were born of a virgin on 25th December, fathered by God, visited by wise men with gifts, had 12 followers, performed miracles, died, rose up on the 3rd day just exactly like Jesus?

Your religion copied everything verbatim from other religion.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerians, What Is God Doing About Our Current Problems by simplex2: 9:28pm On Apr 05, 2016
Oh! He works in mysterious ways!

Haven't you heard?
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 9:06pm On Apr 05, 2016
asalimpo:
which of them promised to forgive your sins.

Which of them makes a comment about how the first man came to be?

lets first use that as a filter.
Despair not in the mercy of Allah; for Allah forgives all sins: for his all-forgiving, most merciful. Surah al-Zumar: 53

Quran 2:30 illustrates the creation of man and how he came to be.

Next question?
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 7:51pm On Apr 05, 2016
asalimpo:
There's one true god, the rest are counterfeits.

And , no , he wouldnt submit to your whims . It's the other way round.
How do I know that your own God (yaweh) is the true God? Because your Bible said so?

How is Allah not the true God? Quoran did say so.

How is Santa clause not real? There are lots of comic books about him.

How is Spiderman not real? Books and movies are there to show he is real.

The reason you discard other gods as fake is the same reason I tell you yours is fake.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 11:26am On Apr 05, 2016
juhan:
He is God and He does what pleases Him. If He decides not to appear to an ordinary man who even doubts His existence and makes mockery of His name, so be it then.
What of to an angelic woman that has been serving him for over 20yrs now? Has he said hi to you yet?
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 11:24am On Apr 05, 2016
@analice107, your testimony is glorious! Allellujah!

Now, December 2011, boko haram attacked St Theresa's catholic church, 57 people died and so many injured. Now while Jesus was busy removing your appendicitis, over 57 people that went to seek his face, praise and worship him and his father were brutally murdered. Of course it wouldn't border u one bit, because you were not a victim, neither were any of those your mum called to pray for you. Your life is more 'heavenly' than those 57 other christians.

6th January 2012, Deeper life church Gombe was attacked when they were keeping vigil, praying to God. While Jesus was at the theatre shining with glory and practising medicine and surgery, 8 of his other children were murdered in cold blood, a lot of others sustaining life-threatening injuries. But then, your own appendix was more life-threatening than the others that were murdered.

Meanwhile, in the 2 cases I quoted above, what it would have taken doctor Jesus to prevent the attack was less than what it took him to cut open your stomach.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 11:07am On Apr 05, 2016
juhan:
yes.....u're asking God to say hi to you? There's a reason why He is called God nah there's no way He'll just say hi to you just like that.....
He wrestled with Jacob in Gen 32 didn't he?
He spoke to Moses face to face like a man would speak with his friend in Exodus 33 didn't he?

If he could fight wrestling, judo, karate and takwaendo with Jacob and gossip with Moses, he can say hi to me or you.

Question is, what is stopping him? Did he turn deaf and dumb all of a sudden or where the biblical stories lies?

Fine girl, ask yourself some questions.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 10:10am On Apr 05, 2016
juhan:
haha you're just joking shey
I'm as serious as a heart attack.

I don't ask for money, or riches or power: let him say hi and I will be convinced.

Or maybe he says hi to fine girls, has he spoken to you yet?
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 9:22am On Apr 05, 2016
asalimpo:
"blessed are those who don't see but believe " - (paraphrase) . What Jesus said to Thomas after they met.
He who believes shall be saved . He who believes not is condemned already - (Jesus, paraphrased).
Whether you believe or not. You and only you determine your destiny.
if it's a lie - then we christians are fools as you call us.
But if it's true ... i wouldnt wish to be in your shoes.

Be very sure , He doesnt exists now before its too late. Be very very sure.
Research the bible. Research God. Just make sure, you aint ending up on the wrong side of eternity.
Bla bla bla...

You are trying to use the Bible to validate the Bible, that's illogical, you need an independent source.
And somehow, with all the other religion in the world, you believe that the one your parents indoctrinated you to is the true religion.

How convenient.

Btw, I have already chosen where to end up and that is hell, together with some great minds like Bill Gates. Don't want your hypocrites filled heaven worshiping a selfish being for eternity.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 9:42pm On Apr 04, 2016
asalimpo:
The choice is yours.
Others chose to obey the bible and today they have a different story to tell.
Many will doubt (remember doubting thomas) and others will believe.
Your choice determines your eternal destiny.
It's a free world.
Yea, we remember doubting Thomas from the same Bible we don't believe.

Way to go pal.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ten Reasons Why You Must Be Conscious Of The Number 12!!! by simplex2: 9:01pm On Apr 04, 2016
yemyke001:
Hmmm, omoh na true talk oh bro @ simplex
You need to take a class on sarcasm.
Christianity Etc › Re: We Just Had Sex by simplex2: 8:58pm On Apr 04, 2016
So your God is looking for who just finished having sex to kill and burn away in hell?

What a loving God.
Culture › Re: 131-year-old "Iya Orisa" Living Under Olumo Rock - Photos by simplex2: 8:47pm On Apr 04, 2016
derecho:
If I were you,I wont bother myself with things I don't believe.I deliberately deleted what I typed because I knew you wont understand it.The Blood of Jesus Speaks too
Oh really? The same blood speaks too? Is it the same way the blood of Abel was speaking to God?

I've got to start paying more attention to talking blood.
Christianity Etc › Re: There Is God And He Answers Prayer by simplex2: 8:44pm On Apr 04, 2016
lepasharon:
The issues of the Lord are no fun and games child. Seek His face
Lol...the face wey him talk say no one can see? And come later talk say Moses been see?
Christianity Etc › Re: Ten Reasons Why You Must Be Conscious Of The Number 12!!! by simplex2: 8:36pm On Apr 04, 2016
Yea, and the number 6, because it is half of 12, and the number 4, because it is a 3rd of 12, and the number 3, because it is a quarter of 12, and the number 1, becuase it is a 12th of 12.

Be afraid!
Be very afraid!!

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