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Politics › Re: Kuje Prison Inmates Jubilates As Badeh Joins Them, Rejects Foods by simplex2: 8:04am On Mar 13, 2016
So that guy has got N2bil to pay for bail?

Damn!
Romance › Re: I Can't Be Pregnant Now! The Pills Aren't Working!! Pls Help Me! by simplex2: 8:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
All those saying the baby could be the president, have you ever heard of a country in the world without a president because the person that was supposed to be president was aborted before birth?
Romance › Re: I Can't Be Pregnant Now! The Pills Aren't Working!! Pls Help Me! by simplex2: 8:17pm On Feb 26, 2016
Go to a qualified gynaecologist to have it evacuated. The baby is already dead or deformed by those pills u took, so keeping it is no longer an option.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: For Immediate Employment! by simplex2: 9:48pm On Feb 21, 2016
reallora825:
Candidate must at list be 19 years of age ,with a minimum of SSCE,
Least.

Least.

L-e-a-s-t.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Kind Of Pastor Is This? by simplex2: 12:34pm On Jan 26, 2016
MonitorinSpirit:
This story sounds storiful. I'm still trying to believe it
You are a monitorinspirit, just click on her profile and monitor her previous posts. I am waiting for the day she will start a thread about how her husband broke her spinal chord and she is paralyzed on a wheel chair.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Kind Of Pastor Is This? by simplex2: 12:32pm On Jan 26, 2016
Abusive husband + polygamous husband + cheat + religious pastor==== disaster!!!

And he is a pastor? somborrii shout allellujahhh!!!

And if you think he is a fake pastor, thou shall not judge! He is a man of god and who are thee to judge another man's servant?

Somborrii shout allellujjahhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Romance › Re: She's 17 And I'm 30; Do I Stand A Chance With Her? by simplex2: 8:23am On Dec 28, 2015
ILIDEFI:
Thanks bro. I appreciate your comment.
I'm not really looking at her age now, but the fact that she'd be 20 by the time I'm 33. How many men will want to release their daughters at that age, especially to a man who is as old as that?
Is it casted in stone that you MUST marry at 33? Be her friend for the mean time. Help her grow spiritually, educationally and be her support. Offer her advises and let her know you like her. In 4 yrs time, she will be about to round-up her studies, if you guys are still close and strongly in love by then, you can marry her if she agrees.

What if, just what if you pass on her right now and she even goes ahead to marry someobe else before her 20th year?
Health › Re: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today by simplex2: 11:52pm On Dec 27, 2015
I'm narrowing my search on the quack. He is from abia and schooled in abia state university teaching hospital.
He is doing his housemanship at the abia state specialist hospital, aba road, umuahia (which is why he was quick to refer patience to the FMC, which is directly opposite the accursed specialist hospital).

I will place some calls tomorrow morning; my friend is a consultant at FMC, umuahia. My ex works as a nurse at the specialist hospital umuahia. I will confirm if fatal accident victims were brought to their hospitals and then try and narrow down the stupid doctors in charge.

Cosmatik, I don't know you but I will find you, and you will pay dearly for this.
Politics › Re: Rejoinder: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today - Political Failure? by simplex2: 11:49pm On Dec 27, 2015
I'm narrowing my search on the quack. He is from abia and schooled in abia state university teaching hospital.
He is doing his housemanship at the abia state specialist hospital, aba road, umuahia (which is why he was quick to refer patience to the FMC, which is directly opposite the accursed specialist hospital).

I will place some calls tomorrow morning; my friend is a consultant at FMC, umuahia. My ex is a nurse at the specialist hospital umuahia. I will confirm if fatal accident victims were brought to their hospitals and then try and narrow down the stupid doctors on duty.
Politics › Re: Rejoinder: My Bitter Experience As A Doctor Today - Political Failure? by simplex2: 11:03pm On Dec 27, 2015
Just read the op.

You can imagine the incompetence of that house officer. The first thing he did was to run across the street to buy airtime to make calls! He doesn't even trust his ability as a quack medical doctor to save a life: stop a bleeding, suzture some dangerous cuts, administer first aid; he ran around to make calls!

Cosmatika, the blood if those you murdered will continue to tomment you! You will never know peace in this your medical career! You will never pass any of your residency exams! You will remain a junior medical officer till depression forces you out of that field!

Murderer! Killer! Imagine blaming govt policies when hospital emergency units are run to save lives first!

You will know no peace!!!
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by simplex2: 5:06pm On Oct 30, 2015
EpicNigerian:
I don't agree with u.

You're never gonna break even with a system like that.

With this your system,even if you win 10 and lose just 4 bets,you're gonna be in some serious shiit!

How are u even sure that you're gonna win every 1.30 odd you staked on.

My advice to u is,look for few easy selections that would give u 2 or 3 odds (personally, I prefer 3 odds),then stake 5% of your betting bank.

With this,even if u win 4 times and lose 3 times in a week,You would still be in profit.
Hian! 3 to 4 times A WEEK? I bet once in a while, not a regular. Just read the season and times and hit it once. Why should I break my head betting weekly and accumulating games when my 1.30 is most certainly going to work?

Anyway, you are right, nothing is cast in stones. I can remember when I lost 100k. That was september last year; Leic vs Manutd. I played Manutd+1 @ 1.45. As at 60mins, Manutd was 3-1 up. Then some evil spirit entered Vardy and he tore manutd into shreds and Leic won 5-3. But that was a year ago. When I'm not comfortable with the risk, I play with lower cash.

But for this weekend, its a MUST!
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by simplex2: 3:44pm On Oct 30, 2015
Having said that, Mancity win is @ 1.30, Mancity -1 is @1.80

Do you need another miracle this weekend?
A 100k would give you extra 30k or 80k depending on your risk tolerance. Thats someone's monthly salary made within 90mins.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by simplex2: 3:36pm On Oct 30, 2015
Just saw this and feel like sharing it...

Daniel Tosh is a comedian best known for his TV show Tosh.0, which he recently used to help raise $25,000 for his friend and fellow stand-up comic Andy Ritchie. But Tosh was not happy to settle with just raising $25,000 for his friend, so he decided to bet that money on the Patriots, according to a report from The Hollywood Reporter.
ticket attached.
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/10/29/9641200/daniel-tosh-bet-andy-ritchie-patriots-dolphins

My style, no headache, no hassles, pick a high-certainty game with low odd and stake big. He staked $25,000 (thats over N5mil) on a game with odd of 1.83 and won extra $20,833.

For me, odd of 1.83 is even risky; 1.35 is gold, hit it once and save yourself the headache of accumulation.

Having said that, Mancity win is @1.30, Mancity -1 is @1.80; do you need another miracle this weekend?

Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Winifred Oyo-Ita As Head Of Service by simplex2: 11:34am On Oct 21, 2015
Huthad:
How come an accountant is heading sci nd tech dept? *Confused*
Shows your level of exposure leaves a lot to be desired.
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Winifred Oyo-Ita As Head Of Service by simplex2: 11:32am On Oct 21, 2015
simplycarro:
You are an ediot.
omenka:
Nah, he's an IPOB Youth. cheesy
Is there any difference?
Politics › Re: Putin Advices Biafrans On The Arrest Of Nnamdi Kanu-pics by simplex2: 8:25pm On Oct 18, 2015
simplex2:
The official twitter handle if Vladimir Putin is @putinRF_Eng.

Try again with your lies.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favorite Story In The Old Testament Bible by simplex2: 9:42am On Oct 18, 2015
That moment when a certain Lot got drunk and was thoroughly fvcked by his daughters reversed cowgirl style.

You got to love it; I love threeso.me like madt!
Politics › Re: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by simplex2: 8:02am On Oct 18, 2015
ARIZONA123:
. Bastardt! You are not igbo. You are a confam yorubastard. Ezi
Anoufia! Carry placards to the DSS office and demand for his unconditional release.

Nkita ohia!
Politics › Re: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by simplex2: 9:44pm On Oct 17, 2015
Now he will know the difference between a zoo and a sovereign state. Let those his fans carry playcards and storm DSS office rather than making noise online. Its time to show your love for your director general.

Lol@the Facebook update.

It said biafrans no panick! Seriously? They think anyone is going to panick for him?
Hahahahaha...
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrest: The Zoo Has Fallen To The Trap! by simplex2: 9:32pm On Oct 17, 2015
Omambala1:
I laugh at the zoo gringringringringrin Nnamdi Kanu is secured by British law. There's a greater plan. He is also trying to set the British up!
Lol...your idiocy doesn't have part 2. Keep shouting British this, British that, they aren't coming to your rescue.
Being a British citizen doesn't permit you to instigate violence against a government, neither does it prevent you from being tried for treason.
See him shouting British law! I laugh your sorry ar.se.
Politics › Re: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by simplex2: 9:28pm On Oct 17, 2015
Abagworo:
You can easily judge from Nairaland. Only PDP Igbos are agitating for the fake Biafra because Jonathan lost.
Don't mind the shallow agitators. Let them keep fooling themselves with silly ideas. As if the governors of Abia, imo, Ebonyi, Enugu and anambra hasn't been igbis all these while yet the states are in a sorry state.
Politics › Re: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by simplex2: 9:25pm On Oct 17, 2015
IGBOSON1:
^^^Are you Igbo? Your case would be more pathetic if you actually are!
Yes I am a proud Igbo, devoid of stupid sentiments. Tell me again, why didn't all these agitations start during the 5 yrs tenure of GEJ?
Politics › Re: Breaking; Radio Biafra Director, Nnamdi Kanu Arrested by simplex2: 8:46pm On Oct 17, 2015
IGBOSON1:
^^^Ain't it funny how you consider Biafra a fraud, yet believe Nigeria is a nation! Given your insane hatred for Igbos, one would have thought you'd be in the forefront of those agitating for the realization of the Biafran project!
Stop dragging igbos with your Biafra nonsense! Not all igbos have this silly dream of Biafra
And why didn't the agitation start since GEJ was president? Biafra my foot!
Politics › Re: Radio Biafra: Nnmadi Kanu Detained By DSS by simplex2: 8:39pm On Oct 17, 2015
Charge the fool for treason and sentence him to life in prison. Uwazuruike'd ordeal WL be a chd's play.

Anuofia!
NYSC › Re: I Laminated My NYSC Certificate, Any Effect? by simplex2: 8:16pm On Oct 17, 2015
GentleNaaz:
I laminated to forestall any risk of tear.
Next time, get a file jacket and store all your documents, Scan and store the softcopies inside your mail box.
NYSC › Re: I Laminated My NYSC Certificate, Any Effect? by simplex2: 7:22am On Oct 17, 2015
GentleNaaz:
if such need arises, I may head to Abuja for referrence letter from NYSC HQR
Isn't it better you didn't laminate in the first place?
NYSC › Re: I Laminated My NYSC Certificate, Any Effect? by simplex2: 7:22pm On Oct 16, 2015
Yes.

Whenever you are required to do certificate verification at the federal ministry of education, Abuja for oversea MSc or work, na dia u go know the effect.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: EFCC Arrests Ex-governor Akpabio by simplex2: 7:19pm On Oct 16, 2015
Uncommon thief!

108bilhuh Na only u waka come?
Crime › Re: A Nairalander Confesses To Intentional Negligent Manslaughter In Comments. by simplex2: 9:29pm On Oct 12, 2015
Joshuabase:
if he's really this disturbed then the more reason we need to track him down and have him locked up!
Trust me, that dude didnt do all those he boasts of. Peeps like him are fvcked up introverts with no social life in real life; Nairaland is the only place they feel powerful and untouchable.

But if you insist on tracking him down, then know that the only psychiatric home in the country is at yaba and its filled so filled up that no one will agree to admit him.
Just let him have his e-fun as that's the only thing that keeps the blood moving in his veins.

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