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So that guy has got N2bil to pay for bail? Damn! |
All those saying the baby could be the president, have you ever heard of a country in the world without a president because the person that was supposed to be president was aborted before birth? |
Go to a qualified gynaecologist to have it evacuated. The baby is already dead or deformed by those pills u took, so keeping it is no longer an option. |
reallora825:Least. Least. L-e-a-s-t. |
MonitorinSpirit:You are a monitorinspirit, just click on her profile and monitor her previous posts. I am waiting for the day she will start a thread about how her husband broke her spinal chord and she is paralyzed on a wheel chair. |
Abusive husband + polygamous husband + cheat + religious pastor==== disaster!!! And he is a pastor? somborrii shout allellujahhh!!! And if you think he is a fake pastor, thou shall not judge! He is a man of god and who are thee to judge another man's servant? Somborrii shout allellujjahhhh!!!!!!!!!! |
ILIDEFI:Is it casted in stone that you MUST marry at 33? Be her friend for the mean time. Help her grow spiritually, educationally and be her support. Offer her advises and let her know you like her. In 4 yrs time, she will be about to round-up her studies, if you guys are still close and strongly in love by then, you can marry her if she agrees. What if, just what if you pass on her right now and she even goes ahead to marry someobe else before her 20th year? |
I'm narrowing my search on the quack. He is from abia and schooled in abia state university teaching hospital. He is doing his housemanship at the abia state specialist hospital, aba road, umuahia (which is why he was quick to refer patience to the FMC, which is directly opposite the accursed specialist hospital). I will place some calls tomorrow morning; my friend is a consultant at FMC, umuahia. My ex works as a nurse at the specialist hospital umuahia. I will confirm if fatal accident victims were brought to their hospitals and then try and narrow down the stupid doctors in charge. Cosmatik, I don't know you but I will find you, and you will pay dearly for this. |
I'm narrowing my search on the quack. He is from abia and schooled in abia state university teaching hospital. He is doing his housemanship at the abia state specialist hospital, aba road, umuahia (which is why he was quick to refer patience to the FMC, which is directly opposite the accursed specialist hospital). I will place some calls tomorrow morning; my friend is a consultant at FMC, umuahia. My ex is a nurse at the specialist hospital umuahia. I will confirm if fatal accident victims were brought to their hospitals and then try and narrow down the stupid doctors on duty. |
Just read the op. You can imagine the incompetence of that house officer. The first thing he did was to run across the street to buy airtime to make calls! He doesn't even trust his ability as a quack medical doctor to save a life: stop a bleeding, suzture some dangerous cuts, administer first aid; he ran around to make calls! Cosmatika, the blood if those you murdered will continue to tomment you! You will never know peace in this your medical career! You will never pass any of your residency exams! You will remain a junior medical officer till depression forces you out of that field! Murderer! Killer! Imagine blaming govt policies when hospital emergency units are run to save lives first! You will know no peace!!! |
EpicNigerian:Hian! 3 to 4 times A WEEK? I bet once in a while, not a regular. Just read the season and times and hit it once. Why should I break my head betting weekly and accumulating games when my 1.30 is most certainly going to work? Anyway, you are right, nothing is cast in stones. I can remember when I lost 100k. That was september last year; Leic vs Manutd. I played Manutd+1 @ 1.45. As at 60mins, Manutd was 3-1 up. Then some evil spirit entered Vardy and he tore manutd into shreds and Leic won 5-3. But that was a year ago. When I'm not comfortable with the risk, I play with lower cash. But for this weekend, its a MUST! |
Having said that, Mancity win is @ 1.30, Mancity -1 is @1.80 Do you need another miracle this weekend? A 100k would give you extra 30k or 80k depending on your risk tolerance. Thats someone's monthly salary made within 90mins. |
Just saw this and feel like sharing it... Daniel Tosh is a comedian best known for his TV show Tosh.0, which he recently used to help raise $25,000 for his friend and fellow stand-up comic Andy Ritchie. But Tosh was not happy to settle with just raising $25,000 for his friend, so he decided to bet that money on the Patriots, according to a report from The Hollywood Reporter.ticket attached. http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/10/29/9641200/daniel-tosh-bet-andy-ritchie-patriots-dolphins My style, no headache, no hassles, pick a high-certainty game with low odd and stake big. He staked $25,000 (thats over N5mil) on a game with odd of 1.83 and won extra $20,833. For me, odd of 1.83 is even risky; 1.35 is gold, hit it once and save yourself the headache of accumulation. Having said that, Mancity win is @1.30, Mancity -1 is @1.80; do you need another miracle this weekend?
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Huthad:Shows your level of exposure leaves a lot to be desired. |
simplycarro: omenka:Is there any difference? |
simplex2: |
That moment when a certain Lot got drunk and was thoroughly fvcked by his daughters reversed cowgirl style. You got to love it; I love threeso.me like madt! |
ARIZONA123:Anoufia! Carry placards to the DSS office and demand for his unconditional release. Nkita ohia! |
Now he will know the difference between a zoo and a sovereign state. Let those his fans carry playcards and storm DSS office rather than making noise online. Its time to show your love for your director general. Lol@the Facebook update. It said biafrans no panick! Seriously? They think anyone is going to panick for him? Hahahahaha... |
Omambala1:Lol...your idiocy doesn't have part 2. Keep shouting British this, British that, they aren't coming to your rescue. Being a British citizen doesn't permit you to instigate violence against a government, neither does it prevent you from being tried for treason. See him shouting British law! I laugh your sorry ar.se. |
Abagworo:Don't mind the shallow agitators. Let them keep fooling themselves with silly ideas. As if the governors of Abia, imo, Ebonyi, Enugu and anambra hasn't been igbis all these while yet the states are in a sorry state. |
IGBOSON1:Yes I am a proud Igbo, devoid of stupid sentiments. Tell me again, why didn't all these agitations start during the 5 yrs tenure of GEJ? |
IGBOSON1:Stop dragging igbos with your Biafra nonsense! Not all igbos have this silly dream of Biafra And why didn't the agitation start since GEJ was president? Biafra my foot! |
Charge the fool for treason and sentence him to life in prison. Uwazuruike'd ordeal WL be a chd's play. Anuofia! |
GentleNaaz:Next time, get a file jacket and store all your documents, Scan and store the softcopies inside your mail box. |
GentleNaaz:Isn't it better you didn't laminate in the first place? |
Yes. Whenever you are required to do certificate verification at the federal ministry of education, Abuja for oversea MSc or work, na dia u go know the effect. |
Uncommon thief! 108bil Na only u waka come? |
Joshuabase:Trust me, that dude didnt do all those he boasts of. Peeps like him are fvcked up introverts with no social life in real life; Nairaland is the only place they feel powerful and untouchable. But if you insist on tracking him down, then know that the only psychiatric home in the country is at yaba and its filled so filled up that no one will agree to admit him. Just let him have his e-fun as that's the only thing that keeps the blood moving in his veins. |


Na only u waka come?