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Politics › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman: Pray For Senate President, I Saw Him Removed. by simplex2: 9:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
Thats how they keep deceiving the gullible followers.
Pray for him, you saw him removed.
If he is eventually removed, you say you saw it; if he is not,byou said its as a result of the prayers you interceeded on his behalf: same thing TB Joshua does.

Abeg, my own prophesy:

3 clubs will be relegated in the premiership at the end if the season, yes! I said it, 3 clubs: not 2, not 4 but 3.

There will be a heavy downpour of rain this year before the dry season begins...yes, heavy downpour.

This year will end in the 31st of December; you heard it first from me. Not 30th not 32nd but 31 and at exactly 11:59pm.

There will be deaths and births next month. People will cry while others will rejoice.

And finally, the senate will screen ministers that will work under president Buhari. I see some confusion, pray for the senate else there will be confusion.
Crime › Re: A Nairalander Confesses To Intentional Negligent Manslaughter In Comments. by simplex2: 8:53pm On Oct 12, 2015
Some of his old posts...
OkparaJesus:
This is the 2013 gay parade in streets of akwakuma and 2014 I joined in lynching a gay that died two days after so happy. Proudly homophobic.
OkparaJesus:
I joined in killing a gay in my community. If they shout cast vote of those in support of me many will be happy and the likes of you will soon be killed. Proudly homophobic
There are many more. Once you enter into a little argument with him, he starts calling you gay and all sorts. I believe he is mentally disturbed or raised by a homosexual parents or all of the above.
Crime › Re: A Nairalander Confesses To Intentional Negligent Manslaughter In Comments. by simplex2: 8:47pm On Oct 12, 2015
That dude is a mental case, just like musiwa. You guys just ignore him. Or you can check his previous posts to see what I mean. If he has made 900 posts on Nairaland, 800 is curses on gays, 150 is about how big his dckk is and the remaining 50 is him claiming to be a medical/nursing student at OAU.

He once boasted of lynching some gays they caught at his community (he attached a pix of some nake.d men being paraded).
He claims to be homophobic but I believe he is a gay in the closet. You know how people hate others that have same attribute they dislike in themselves; gays reminds him of his real self that he really hates but can't help.

Just ignore the psycho, moreover, we have lots of them here in Nairaland.
Politics › Re: I Can't Find The TV Remote by simplex2: 10:03pm On Sep 27, 2015
Aren't u the same guy that opened a thread about musiwa? One would think you have a far working sense than him. Alas, he's a thousand times better than you are, your attempt at being a troll is just idiotic and amateurish.

Kindly go to the romance section where your mates and likes play around.
Politics › Re: Compare And Contrast Two African Leaders At UN Summit by simplex2: 10:00pm On Sep 27, 2015
The title of this thread should have been: Wailers chat central
Romance › Re: Cute And Rich Guy But Impotent(with Pics) by simplex2: 9:02pm On Sep 27, 2015
He said he is ready to wait until marriage before sex if that's what the girl wants....


Hahahahahahhaahahahahaha
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by simplex2: 7:02pm On Sep 27, 2015
gen2lpatty:
And if it goes south?
There's every possibility it will, no doubt, but the risk involved is inversely proportional to the stake made. High risk, low stake and vice versa.

This was a very-very low risk bet and that warranted a very high stake.

Well, that's my style, like I told the last dude, I'm more than happy to keep my style to myself.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by simplex2: 6:38pm On Sep 27, 2015
2dice:
I know the game will Provide more than 2card..
But Bro it is football anything can happen
100k for 20k is not wise atall..
if u play well calculated match 5times with ur 100k to collect 20k gain if one enter Sambisa u still at loss
Pls no dey play game like diss the odd is too small..
For me i rather keep my money than a Blind Gamble grin
Okk, I will keep my blind gamble to myself.

Thanks for your concern, have a nice day.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by simplex2: 5:41pm On Sep 27, 2015
simplex2:
Wat/Cry over 2.5 cards @1.2

Stake N100k and get an extra N20k for your weekend.

Enjoy.
In case you followed, its green already.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by simplex2: 5:37pm On Sep 27, 2015
2dice:
haba diss ur Risk laa die cheesy
Its 79mins and 5 yellow cards already. A well calculated risk, that's what you need.
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by simplex2: 12:45pm On Sep 27, 2015
Wat/Cry over 2.5 cards @1.2

Stake N100k and get an extra N20k for your weekend.

Enjoy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by simplex2: 11:35am On Sep 26, 2015
Na waooh, how did I miss this
Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by simplex2: 10:07am On Sep 26, 2015
What's the meaning of Booking Points?
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by simplex2: 11:38pm On Sep 25, 2015
U2ice:
KyleXY!
Yuckk!

#pukes#
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by simplex2: 11:37pm On Sep 25, 2015
ChappyChase:
Hello? Do I know you? Why you just jump come quote me?
I didn't quote you to exchange pleasantries; stop posting spoilers here, some of us may want to watch the movie later...
That's what simple courtesy demands:

Now u can start barking.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lady Fired 30mins After Getting Dream Job Because Of Her Tattoo by simplex2: 11:34pm On Sep 25, 2015
That's why I'm having mine on my dckk: nobody's gonna be bordered with that.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by simplex2: 11:31pm On Sep 25, 2015
Richiy:
You may want to try out one episode before you conclude. Lol. I am told that my conclusions can be a little weird sometimes.
One episode is 57mb! I ain't risking my data on something someone posted a negative review on.

NEXT!
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by simplex2: 11:28pm On Sep 25, 2015
ChappyChase:
My own was when he hanged his son father in law on a stake and shot him on his hand from a far distance!
Abi na the part way he kill him uncle, that wicked General turike!
Stop posting spoilers for fvckk sake!
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by simplex2: 11:26pm On Sep 25, 2015
Richiy:
Am still asking, what exactly is the fuss about Empire? I have seen the series, but it doesn't strike me to be as amazing as a lot of people think it is. Is it just me or what?
Okk, I'm crossing it off my 'to-watch' list.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by simplex2: 11:21pm On Sep 25, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:
If you are interested in film on prison, Prison Break is nowhere near OZ.
Whaaaaatttthuhhuh This is pure blasphemy! Somebody should ban this guy pleaasssseee!¡!!!

That only thing good about Osward Penitentiary (OZ) is the Yoruba actor, Mr Eko (Lost)...funny series though, but never ever compare it with prison break.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by simplex2: 11:10pm On Sep 25, 2015
Just harvesting names of series to watch based on most mentioned:

So far;
Dominion
Gotham
Empire
Romance › Re: How To Know When A Girl Orgasms by simplex2: 9:43pm On Sep 25, 2015
Can't seem to find them toes; I''m doing missionary and the toes are curled up my back, I'm in doggy and its buried deep inside the bed behind me, she's riding my dckk cowgirl and them toes are folded away behind her...

Wait a minute, reverse cowgirl...aha...that's the toes...its permanently curled though.

#sighs#
Family › Re: My Brother's Fiancee Is An Ex-prostitute Have Slept With. Should I Tell by simplex2: 9:28pm On Sep 25, 2015
You confessed that the girl sabi fvckk...its possible ur bro is aware but since the girl had fvcked the shit out'a him, hes madly in love with the cvnt. Don't underestimate the potency of a well oiled cvnt.

Anyway, its your cross to bear, to tell or not to tell. If you do, there's high possibility you will be hated forever, by your bro, if you don't, you will have to live with that for the rest of your life.

On a second thought, retrieve her number from ur bro and call her like next month, pretend you are interested in continuing the fvck relatnship and see if she will indulge.
Politics › Re: Saraki Was Actually Stoned In Illorin..punch Newspaper by simplex2: 7:54am On Sep 25, 2015
chukwudi44:
Did you see any video of Saraki been stoned?
This is actually becoming irritating! I know you enjoy the nairaland popularity of being saraki defender but there is a limit to all insanity and yours has overshot that limit.

Its actually irritating reading your shallow excuses of a defense and generating bad name for your people in the process.

Igbos hate corruption and are not in support of saraki.
Politics › Re: Video Of Saraki's 'Attack' At The Praying Ground Earlier Today by simplex2: 6:42pm On Sep 24, 2015
Dbboy:
SHOW US PHOTO PROOF OR SHUT THE HELL UP PLS.
Maggot! I should show a slowpoke proof that TA Orji was stoned at Aba township stadium? Anuofia! Living in denial wouldn't exonerate your stup!d!ty, next time, use your tongue to count your teeth before making silly comments!

Akpa amu!
Politics › Re: Video Of Saraki's 'Attack' At The Praying Ground Earlier Today by simplex2: 6:30pm On Sep 24, 2015
Dbboy:
, THATS WHY AMONGS THE TRIBES IN NIGERIA THE IGBOS COMES OUT TOP IN DEMOCRATIC QUALITIES THIS RUBBISH CANT HAPPEN IN IGBOLAND UNLESS A COURT FINDS HIM GUILTY.
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Oga, TA Orji, as governor of Abia state was stoned and given worst treatment at Aba during the ojukwu burial. In fact, the idea of stoning politicians with satchet water was invented in Aba.

Stop talking none sense that you can't defend. A thief is a thief whether igbo, Yoruba or Hausa.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: First Class, KPMG And Combine O'level Results by simplex2: 3:57pm On Sep 24, 2015
Your post from sept 21:

sirkolly07:
I got admission into university last year 2014 with combine O'level results but I rewrite my WAEC this year 2015 which I passed, now will the WAEC which I wrote this year will it be accepted in my CV when I graduated from the university and apply for work, considering the fact that am already in university before I got my WAEC
Make una take am easy dey lie abeg! You got admission 2014, a year later you don graduate with first class, u never do Nysc and u wan apply for job!

Diarrizz god ooo!
Christianity Etc › Re: My Husband!!!where Are U by simplex2: 6:12pm On Sep 22, 2015
oluchi557:
davien who told u my husband is already married,i reject it,my husband is somewhere waiting for me,anyway thanks for ur contribution
Hehehe, you're still 16 going on 17, your knight in shining armour is somewhere waiting for you.

Don't forget that the first marriage designed by your god failed woefully as the wife deceived the husband and things fell apart.
Politics › Re: Profile Of Justice Danladi Umar, The Judge In Charge of Saraki's Case by simplex2: 7:39am On Sep 22, 2015
ZKOSOSO:
Just Wonder why people don't ask some structural question of the day......
Why do we have over 80% members and heads of the bench from supreme Court to Appeal court to Fed high courts to special courts to magistrates across the Nation ONLY Fulanis Muslims??
Stop displaying your ignorance in a public forum. In law practice, its either you chose to go private (where there's opportunity for fast cash) or work with the government (little cash, gradual promotion). Most southerners chose to practice privately where they can make easy cash, most northerners work with government and are gradually promoted to the position you see them today.

You can't have it both ways. Next time before you make a silly assertion, make some investigation.

Thank me later.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Doesn't God Answer Mankind Like Earthly Fathers by simplex2: 9:11pm On Sep 21, 2015
Bxcode, you're trying too hard to sell the god concept: you've made a thousand and one excuses for him already. if he didn't create evil, how come he sat back and relaxed while his adversary came in and planted evil in to his perfect creation? Didn't he know the dangerous effects of evil his adversary introduced? And he being omniscient, knew before hand what his adversary was up to yet he made no effort to prevent it.

An innocent child is suffering and you are still blaming Adam for eating a fruit? God planned to create a perfect world, he knew devil will thwart his perfect plan yet he didn't do Nada to prevent him from such. What an omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent God.

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