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Crime › Re: We Had Sex Twice By Mutual Consent ─ 14-year-old by simplex2: 2:05pm On May 12, 2015
CountDracula:
14 years? Wen I was 14 I didn't even knw wat sex was
Blame that on your stunted development cheesy

Teens of nowadays are 'nuclear'
Christianity Etc › Re: Meet Succubus & Incubus. by simplex2: 11:49am On May 12, 2015
Such a pathetic write-up! This is what you get when deluded folks cling on to whatever is their object of delusion.

#Fact: you're not any better than those who engage in pre-marital sex! Most runs girls end up with the best men and raise wonderful families while your likes keep cursing their luck why they are still single despite not having succubus, calculus and incubators.
Romance › Re: My Gf Is Cheating On Me But I Just Can't Explode by simplex2: 3:42pm On May 08, 2015
teflonbuzz:
Yes I saw her flight itinerary and hotel bookings sent to her by Expedia which she forwarded to the guy, I saw pictures she sent to herself(I guess she was trying to save them), I saw her Whatsapp chat history with the guy (she sent it to herself from her phone). The WhatsApp chat is what showed me all they have been talking about. I KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!
More like she was setting herself up for you to findout; can't find any other reason why she will be documenting evidences to be used against her; that's why I find it hard to swallow.

And when people shout with all CAPS that they know what they are saying, it leaves a lot to be desired
Romance › Re: My Gf Is Cheating On Me But I Just Can't Explode by simplex2: 2:59pm On May 08, 2015
teflonbuzz:
, pictures of their private parts which they exchanged, hotel receipts, plane tickets to vacations, convos of how they are having a good time etc.
All these in her mail box?
Politics › Re: Is This The World's Most Intelligent Beggar (pics)? by simplex2: 2:55pm On May 08, 2015
Nah!
If he is half intelligent, he wouldn't be homeless.
He's just trying to feed on people's ego
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by simplex2: 11:04am On May 08, 2015
gbemmy0209:
Ur prophesy tho. Gradually coming to pass smiley
cheesy
Nothing surprises me from them anymore...just watching.

btw, any news from the inside?
Politics › Re: APC Reveals Transition Committee’s Terms Of Reference That Earned Buhari FG Rebu by simplex2: 11:24am On May 01, 2015
Did I not say it yesterday? Bunch of drunks don't want to be held accountable for anything; they can't even prepare a simple hand-over note. The task is well above their cerebral capacity!

They were expecting a party-planning committee with list of which musician to perform and which mc to anchor the event.

Bunch'a psychos!
Christianity Etc › Re: A Simple Question To All Christians by simplex2: 9:24am On May 01, 2015
An2elect2:
Yes we can safely agree that it is their fault if they perish. All men deserve to perish anyway cos of our sin/sins. But all those who seek God would find mercy.

Sin is our own doing not God's. And so we deserve alienation from God for it. johnydon22
Damn! How do you ever find yourself worthy when you think so low of yourself this way? You believe you don't deserve your life, that all men deserve to perish bla bla bla...

I'm grateful that I don't subscribe to this school of thought; ministry of condemnation!
Christianity Etc › Re: To Those Blaming God For Nepal Quake by simplex2: 9:05am On May 01, 2015
Lol...you don't understand the sarcasm do you? By blaming your God, they are trying to point out a fact that he doesn't exist, else he would have done something to save his people from all those things you listed.

You guys claim he is all powerful, omni-omni-everything so they are pointing out the flaws in that claim. Does it make sense that an all powerful God watches while bokoharam invades his church and slaughter his people doing an all-night seeking his presence?

And then when that little baby was saved from the rubble of Nepal earthquake, you guys attributed the save to an all-loving God! Did it make sense that an all-powerful and all-loving God watched thousands of people get destroyed in an earthquake and then saved a little baby in the process? What of other little babies that died?

So you don't get it; they are not blaming God, they are pointing out the flaws in your believe.
Phones › Re: Someone Has Created A Selfie Arm To Make You Look Less Lonely In Photos by simplex2: 4:55pm On Apr 30, 2015
exxell:
Whats the difference between this and the previous Selfie stick? Human beings and copy copy.... By the way, how this take be creation? Only GOD can create..... This is just manufactured!
Really? I guess according to the baibul..

smh...
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: An Amazing Hyper-realistic Biro Drawing Of President Goodluck Jonathan(photos) by simplex2: 2:04pm On Apr 30, 2015
Abm4real:
Mr Thomas, if you see man unto your babe you go still need proof.
Face your front Mr D!ckson
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: An Amazing Hyper-realistic Biro Drawing Of President Goodluck Jonathan(photos) by simplex2: 1:57pm On Apr 30, 2015
Oscarrazzi:
this is the detail shot.
Splendid!

Next time, snap the progress as you draw and then the final pix so people like us who still doubt if you actually did this and with a pen will be convinced enough.
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day:- Becareful Of The Kind Of Cloth You Put On, See What Happened by simplex2: 12:21pm On Apr 30, 2015
naija 102.7fm just repeated this joke right now.
These radio presenters just dey raid all nairaland threads for content and jokes...

Their work easy shaa.
Politics › Re: Has God Stopped Listening To Us by simplex2: 5:21pm On Apr 29, 2015
Lol...like say ee get time wey god been dey listen to you.

The result you get from bowing down to a carved stone and asking the stone to heal a cancer patient is the same result you will get from praying and asking God to heal a cancer patient.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Jonathan, Buhari’s Transition Committees Clash by simplex2: 5:16pm On Apr 29, 2015
stinggy:
Until I hear further on the demands made lipsrsealed
What other demands do you think they made apart from diligence and thoroughness? We all know that the GEJ team will be filled with gluttons and drunks who are lazy to be thorough in anything; because everything is jamboree!

Ask any minister to prepare a common hand-over note and you will see them moving the file to the perm sec.
Politics › Re: FG Warns Buhari Against Running Parallel Government by simplex2: 4:36pm On Apr 29, 2015
shadowgwalker:
shatap!
shadowgwalker:
TRUE!
Spambot needs serious reprogramming!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Top 5 Nigerian Construction Companies To Work For. by simplex2: 12:39pm On Apr 29, 2015
Ugochukwu92:
The list stated NIgerian owned. Most of the ones listed are foreign companies with Nigerian subsidiaries
El-Alan is not Nigerian owned; its run the same way most expatriates run their company here in Nigeria; get Nigerians into the board of directors, register it as a Nigerian limited liability company and still maintain 95% of the shares.

Only Dantata and Sawoe in your list can boast of being fully Nigerian owned.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by simplex2: 12:36pm On Apr 29, 2015
gbemmy0209:
U have just days away to find out.
Lol...okk...hopefully the 'days' won't turn to weeks and months thereafter.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by simplex2: 12:09pm On Apr 29, 2015
gbemmy0209:
Thanks for d info Bro. It has livened up the thread. This is rily heartbreaking tho; leaving one to wonder whether the stress so far, suspense, delays, waits, anxiety and allwud all be worth it. Let's hope that during our time, the pay structure will be reviewed upwardly. So, in any case, we have nothing to lose by getting dere and having a first-hand information ourselves. We can den decide whether the job is worth takin or not. Cos sadly, if dis is d case, one wud be back to job search almost immediately. Its advisable to get in, and sum up all the net allowances and benefits, monetary and non-monetary, and c if its worth it.
Sadly tho, a friend of mine in an FMCG coy revealed that UAC is d lowest paid of dem all. Figures stating Unilever and Nestle ranking higher. God bless our hustle!
Now that you have a better idea, permit me to ask if the above statement is valid, especially the part in bold. (you know why I'm asking nau wink)
Enlighten us a bit abeg
Education › Re: All About Bermuda Triangle And Its Top 7 Theories.(photo) by simplex2: 4:17pm On Apr 27, 2015
This is where you need to watch the series Lost...



Trust me, it will confuse you the more

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