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CountDracula:Blame that on your stunted development ![]() Teens of nowadays are 'nuclear' |
Such a pathetic write-up! This is what you get when deluded folks cling on to whatever is their object of delusion. #Fact: you're not any better than those who engage in pre-marital sex! Most runs girls end up with the best men and raise wonderful families while your likes keep cursing their luck why they are still single despite not having succubus, calculus and incubators. |
teflonbuzz:More like she was setting herself up for you to findout; can't find any other reason why she will be documenting evidences to be used against her; that's why I find it hard to swallow. And when people shout with all CAPS that they know what they are saying, it leaves a lot to be desired |
teflonbuzz:All these in her mail box? |
Nah! If he is half intelligent, he wouldn't be homeless. He's just trying to feed on people's ego |
gbemmy0209: ![]() Nothing surprises me from them anymore...just watching. btw, any news from the inside? |
Did I not say it yesterday? Bunch of drunks don't want to be held accountable for anything; they can't even prepare a simple hand-over note. The task is well above their cerebral capacity! They were expecting a party-planning committee with list of which musician to perform and which mc to anchor the event. Bunch'a psychos! |
An2elect2:Damn! How do you ever find yourself worthy when you think so low of yourself this way? You believe you don't deserve your life, that all men deserve to perish bla bla bla... I'm grateful that I don't subscribe to this school of thought; ministry of condemnation! |
Lol...you don't understand the sarcasm do you? By blaming your God, they are trying to point out a fact that he doesn't exist, else he would have done something to save his people from all those things you listed. You guys claim he is all powerful, omni-omni-everything so they are pointing out the flaws in that claim. Does it make sense that an all powerful God watches while bokoharam invades his church and slaughter his people doing an all-night seeking his presence? And then when that little baby was saved from the rubble of Nepal earthquake, you guys attributed the save to an all-loving God! Did it make sense that an all-powerful and all-loving God watched thousands of people get destroyed in an earthquake and then saved a little baby in the process? What of other little babies that died? So you don't get it; they are not blaming God, they are pointing out the flaws in your believe. |
exxell:Really? I guess according to the baibul.. smh... |
Abm4real:Face your front Mr D!ckson |
Oscarrazzi:Splendid! Next time, snap the progress as you draw and then the final pix so people like us who still doubt if you actually did this and with a pen will be convinced enough. |
naija 102.7fm just repeated this joke right now. These radio presenters just dey raid all nairaland threads for content and jokes... Their work easy shaa. |
Lol...like say ee get time wey god been dey listen to you. The result you get from bowing down to a carved stone and asking the stone to heal a cancer patient is the same result you will get from praying and asking God to heal a cancer patient. |
stinggy:What other demands do you think they made apart from diligence and thoroughness? We all know that the GEJ team will be filled with gluttons and drunks who are lazy to be thorough in anything; because everything is jamboree! Ask any minister to prepare a common hand-over note and you will see them moving the file to the perm sec. |
shadowgwalker: shadowgwalker:Spambot needs serious reprogramming! |
Ugochukwu92:El-Alan is not Nigerian owned; its run the same way most expatriates run their company here in Nigeria; get Nigerians into the board of directors, register it as a Nigerian limited liability company and still maintain 95% of the shares. Only Dantata and Sawoe in your list can boast of being fully Nigerian owned. |
gbemmy0209:Lol...okk...hopefully the 'days' won't turn to weeks and months thereafter. |
gbemmy0209:Now that you have a better idea, permit me to ask if the above statement is valid, especially the part in bold. (you know why I'm asking nau )Enlighten us a bit abeg |
This is where you need to watch the series Lost... Trust me, it will confuse you the more |
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