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Romance › Re: Justifying Sexual Immorality In 21st Century by simplex2:
Am I the only one finding it hard to understand what the ramblings is all about?

First of all, there is nothing 'IMMORAL' about sex; unless non-consensual acts like digging the holes and painful positions. Anything consensual is not immoral.

Secondly, apart from pregnancy, you failed to mention the other bad things that emanate from sex. I believe you were having this discussion with adults and they all know what safe-periods and unsafe periods are: and have at least heard the word 'condom'.
Health › Re: Chocolate Royale Shut By NAFDAC For Distributing 1billion Naira Expired Goods by simplex2: 12:11pm On May 26, 2015
adeekiti:
That is the end of chocolate royale
Pasteries business is one good business though. I see them bouncing back soon.
Christianity Etc › Re: Shocking thoughts By One Who Completely Read The Bible by simplex2: 12:07pm On May 26, 2015
StarryV:
U simply didn't get his point maybe because u also have a natural mind. By the virtue of the death of christ, the natural minds of doz who believed in his death were crushed. By the virtue of His ressurrection, the natural minds dat have been crushed were transformed from natural to spiritual.
Yuck!
you guys are lunatics! Aren't you the same flesh eaters and blood drinkers claiming to be taking holy communion?

Smh!
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Most Shocking Church Experience You've Ever Had? by simplex2: 11:10am On May 26, 2015
Witnessed Pastor Chris of Christ Embassy proclaim that 'He can't die; death is not a part of the new convenant'.

His dad, who was a deacon in the church died few years later...He still believe death is alien to christianity.
Christianity Etc › Re: If This World Was Created Good Why Is There So Much Evil by simplex2: 10:55am On May 26, 2015
malvisguy212:
God created everything and called it good,

Because God want to create humans who will worship Him and love him, bible say without trial true love cannot be possible, true love required two option(evil and good)so God allow evil to exist in other for man to chose from good and evil.
Another empty ramblings!

Christianity Etc › Re: If This World Was Created Good Why Is There So Much Evil by simplex2: 10:28am On May 26, 2015
One religious group is waiting for their savior to DESTROY the world...
Another religious group is busy destroying it themselves...
Religion is the undoing of any society.

Let Jesus come soon and take these hypocrites out of this place and let us make the world a better place.
Let allah take his own followers to his paradise.
The world will be a better place without these folks.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by simplex2: 6:37pm On May 22, 2015
sad sad angry angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by simplex2: 11:38am On May 22, 2015
Azo:
Just got the call too. Starting june 1st. My wedding june 6th. See my life.
Is that what the offer says? June 1st?

Wish they just told someone earlier so one can resign. Now i will have to forfeit my May salary!

Congrats on the wedding though, we will give you a branded cake from UAC confectionaries wink
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by simplex2: 11:03am On May 22, 2015
Azo:
pls do u hav any idea of d conditions on d offer? Want to knw if its worth risking my salary in case i cnt give up to a mnth notice at wrk.
prof007lakeside:
waiting mood activated
haybeez001:
It is safe to assume that UAC will not do anything about this recruitment until after May 29th. Does anybody hold a view that runs counter to mine on this?...
gbemmy0209:
A bunch of --------- people (fill in the gap). No single news o.
Finally got the call few minutes ago...

from the HR...to come pick up my offer letter.
I believe you all will get yours today also.

Have a nice day; I may go to marina today if i'm chanced at the office; but if not, i will go on monday, next week.
Culture › Re: The Fundamentals Of Odinani by simplex2: 5:22pm On May 21, 2015
sonOfLucifer:
I could quote a similar Igbo verse if you'd prefer that.
sonOfLucifer:
I could quote a similar Igbo verse if you'd prefer that.
There were some johnydon just quoted: no need to stress yourself, let me copy and past

johnydon22:
Amadioha is coming back..

Okoro 1:23 and the time of amadioha is at hand

Okeke 12:25 and make ur path clear for amadioha the god of thunder.

Edem 16:2 and amadioha will come in glory

ugwu 21:8 and the time shall come when with a flash and rumble and chaos amadioha will come to save the world..
Christianity Etc › Re: The Coming Of Christ by simplex2: 4:44pm On May 21, 2015
^^ you no well at all cheesy
Culture › Re: The Fundamentals Of Odinani by simplex2: 4:43pm On May 21, 2015
Nice article, very educative...will have to bookmark the source to read up later.

I think this is frontpage worthy; @lalasticlala, ishilove
Christianity Etc › Re: The Coming Of Christ by simplex2: 4:20pm On May 21, 2015
johnydon22:
And he is quoting hebrews chapter 10 and not yorubas or igbos chapter 10grin
And he is calling his fellow 'hebrews' to come path him in the back and hail his undying wisdom in unlocking the mystery of the 2nd coming.


Misery really loves company cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Matyrdom In Ancient Rome:persecution Of Christians By Kelitacliff by simplex2: 3:35pm On May 21, 2015
Same way Christian crusaders persecuted, prosecuted and murdered thousands of people they considered 'unbelievers' at the early 10th century.

Nothing new. Those 'unbelievers' the christian crusaders killed were humans also.
Politics › Re: Oshiomole's Bride: No Provision For Foreigner As First Lady by simplex2: 11:02am On May 14, 2015
UncleLondon:
access to free internet.
You should have advertised your sisters at OLX for marriage rather than weeping, whining and gnashing your teeth that Osho-baba isn't marrying one of them.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Career Change: Anybody Who Can Help Get A Job Has Three Months Of My Salary by simplex2: 11:00am On May 14, 2015
You should have at least secured a better job before resigning.

The grass always looks green on the other side.
Politics › Re: Oshiomole's Bride: No Provision For Foreigner As First Lady by simplex2: 10:54am On May 14, 2015
^^ They are getting married; to have a union, to love and to share, to be a better-half of each other; for love and companionship:

Not for any elected office! Why must it be for first-ladyship or political office?
Family › Re: I Am Angry by simplex2: 10:51am On May 14, 2015
I feel your loss, take heart.

Now permit me to deal with these religious sycophants!

klark3:
@ babyosisi U don't need to be angry with God, it's indeed sacrilegious.

U should be angry with adam & eve, because they caused all d pains we are going through today, not God..

God intentions for us was a peaceful life, devoid of chaos, pains, misery & d likes, but adam & eve disobeyed God.

Take hrt..
Isn't an omniscient God supposed to know that his 2 creations would eat the apple since he is all-knowing? Isn't he supposed to do something (at least, plant the tree inside sahara desert while they are at eden) since he is all powerful? Wasn't he supposed to prevent them from eating the fruit right in his presence since he was omni-present and was there when devil tempted them?


Doesn't that story sound silly, stupid and shallow to you?
Keep making excuse for an incompetent and manufactured God. When good happens, you thank him, when bad happens, you blame either the devil, adam or yourself!

Pathetic lots!
Politics › Re: Oshiomole's Bride: No Provision For Foreigner As First Lady by simplex2: 10:42am On May 14, 2015
UncleLondon:
Citizenship by marriage is not automatic. It takes time to mature.
Aren't you ashamed of you and this stvpid thread you started? Where you hoping that the governor would come marry from ya family? Sorry to disappoint you.

The world is moving pass this jaundiced method of shallow thinking!
Politics › Re: Oshiomole's Bride: No Provision For Foreigner As First Lady by simplex2: 10:40am On May 14, 2015
CFCfan:
The Ethiopian lady can be the First Lady of Edo state, but she can't run for elected office in Nigeria by virtue of her being a foreigner
You self follow dey talk dis kind thing?
How does one become a citizen? Is it only by birth?

Once you are 'legally' married to a Nigerian, you are a citizen of the country!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by simplex2: 9:55am On May 14, 2015
haybeez001:
It is safe to assume that UAC will not do anything about this recruitment until after May 29th. Does anybody hold a view that runs counter to mine on this?...
It never ends...it was election...now swearing in...what next?

Me thinks they are waiting for July in order to make it one full year of a recruitment process.
Celebrities › Re: The Girl Who May Have The Largest Tongue In The World (photos) by simplex2: 5:16pm On May 13, 2015
donbenedict:
perv
Don't tell me you didn't wonder how it will feel to have that warm tongue enclosing your dckk?

Na to start dey speak in tongues almost immediately...
Politics › Re: Gambian President Threatens To 'slit The Throats' Of Gay People In The Country by simplex2: 4:23pm On May 13, 2015
I will slit your throat, heaven will not fall...lol...cheesy

jethro2013:
Gambia Gambia..where Gambia det self?
Very close to the Bermuda triangle.
Celebrities › Re: The Girl Who May Have The Largest Tongue In The World (photos) by simplex2: 4:17pm On May 13, 2015
Keep thinking of getting a blow'job from her...


would be ecstatic!
Christianity Etc › Re: Self-service, Selfless-service And Nigerian Christian Morality. by simplex2: 3:10pm On May 13, 2015
BOWOTO:
Okay so tell me, what do you believe in?
Why do they always think that someone has to believe in 'something'? That there must be a dogma?
Christianity Etc › Re: A Story For Atheists. by simplex2: 2:40pm On May 13, 2015
^^bla...bla...bla...

Just incase you think I believe a single thing from that book you're quoting!

Lake of burning sulfur indeed!

Humor me: what/who was the pregnant woman that went into labor in the Revelations?
Christianity Etc › Re: A Story For Atheists. by simplex2: 1:47pm On May 13, 2015
kay1one2:
That was the original plan for humanity right from eden until man fell. Satan beefed. That's why God's salvation plan is termed "Redemption"!
your God is a bad planner! He 'planned' all those for the humans yet another creation of his scuttled the entire plan without making a fuss.

How are you even sure he is still God in heaven? Maybe another angel must have overthrown him; prolly thats why he's quite these days; compared to the days he 'Showed' himself to moses, fought/wrestled with Jacob, played nairabet with satan over job's life etc.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is Wicked- We Are Nothing But Spectacle In The Eyes Of The Lord by simplex2: 10:01am On May 13, 2015
Chai! This girl needed help (howbeit, she was going around it in a wrong way) but you guys should have been matured enough to know and guide her right. You blasted her and now she has deactivated her account; I hope she didn't commit suicide in real life.

Inasmuch as she was exhibiting rage and uncouthness, confronting her didn't do her any good.

Ms opinion_counter, just get a new handle and come down to the atheist/agnostic/freethinkers thread and bare your mind.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Dark Truth About Magic. by simplex2: 9:56am On May 13, 2015
^^ I prefer Merlin kind of magic.
Car Talk › Re: My Toyota Corolla 2007 Model (bank Type) Vibrates At Between 110 - 120km/h by simplex2: 9:16am On May 13, 2015
GAZZUZZ:
Have you tried prayers? grin
cheesycheesy

Classic!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Powerful Second Earthquake Hits Nepal by simplex2: 3:21pm On May 12, 2015
Idrismusty97:
. What a loving god, accept him or he will send earthquake, diseases and natural disasters to finish your entire generations after which you will proceed to go roast in hell for trillions of years, for eternity! But wait...He loves you so much don't forget.
...and he needs your money!

cheesy
Crime › Re: We Had Sex Twice By Mutual Consent ─ 14-year-old by simplex2: 2:14pm On May 12, 2015
CountDracula:
Loool... Stunted? Really?
Well its scary to knw dt by d tym I hav a child teens wil b more nuclear dan they are now
Seriously though, 14yrs is like...ss2 in sec school? Omoh! Forgot, those teenagers are in a world of their own. They develop fast and technology has made knowledge closer to them than we got.

With less than 15mb of N30, they can watch full clips of po'rn cheesy

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