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RomanceRe: Men: Is This Possible? by SirMichael1: 1:53pm On Jul 02, 2017
GMBITLY:
Why not
Why not? Don't get your question bro
RomanceRe: Apart From Doggy And Missionary, Which other Style Do U Know? by SirMichael1: 1:52pm On Jul 02, 2017
TrapHedges:
elaborate fam.. Please
Here you go

RomanceRe: Men: Is This Possible? by SirMichael1: 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2017
grin

I have stayed years without the both and would still be doing so till maybe when I'm married. Just maybe when
RomanceRe: Most People Always Venting Frustration Here, Is There Life That Seriously Dark?! by SirMichael1: 11:52am On Jul 02, 2017
MzLarem:
You are the one not ready to get cos you are bent on winning by all cost.

‘I'm' fingers are tired also. enjoy the rest of your day.
That was a mistake jorh. Read up, I corrected myself.

Couldn't bring nomore arguments? No more points? What else you've got, Missy?

BTW, I'm not this easy going on a normal day here. I would have dished out insults cold to you...
RomanceRe: Most People Always Venting Frustration Here, Is There Life That Seriously Dark?! by SirMichael1: 11:35am On Jul 02, 2017
MzLarem:
For one to play out a character really well, then part of you is inclined to that character,you have the traits of that character, you might not just be nurturing it.

And note that not everyone here is pretending, some are actually bitter human beings... go to politics session and see for yourself smiley
Really what am I still doing here arguing with you? You don't just get it, do you?

So those actors acting crazy, wicked or bad have part of them inclined to that character right? Really, what are we even saying here? So you believe Patience Ozokwor is a wicked woman in reality? Those actors that kill people in movies have that character in them right? NL is just a place to be an actor in a very long movie set. We can therefore call NL as a big movie set with open spaces for actors or actress

Politics is a major thing in every nation. It can cause even the faintest of minds to be aggressive, vicious if the situation doesn't favour him/her. You cant be cussing at me or my clan or even my state and expect me to be quiet. There's gotta be a clapback and someone's gotta go down and pay for their action. wink

BTW, I'm not saying everyone is playing a fantasy here. All I'm saying is that not everyone acts the way they do here in reality. Haven't you read about how people cannot chyke ladies due to the fact that they're shy but you see them here writing romantic poems, telling ladies how they feel towards them. Think!

See ehn, I don tire to dey argue with you jare. It was nice conversing with you and wining the argument wink

You can quote me and I 'might' not reply. My fingers are tired wink
RomanceRe: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by SirMichael1: 10:51am On Jul 02, 2017
kitaatita:
I won't respond to your insults. I am a bloke, married for over 14 years and a father. You see, I no be your mate. Back to the gist; your guy is laying claims to a lady he has not paid bride price on. He snoops on her phone and goes online to call her a cheat. How many of us married the first women we slept with? How many men in a relationship are faithful? Everyday immature young men deprive ladies of the opportunity of evaluating other options only to dump them after 8 years. If you are a woman, get wise and if you are a man, marry her or let her source for a better suitor.
Jeez! I'm sorry sir. Your first comment made you sound like a young person. I'm not arguing again. I'm really sorry. No vex
RomanceRe: Most People Always Venting Frustration Here, Is There Life That Seriously Dark?! by SirMichael1: 10:48am On Jul 02, 2017
Secretario:
Exactly my point, MzLarem,

How long wll the excuse "its a faceless forum" hold?

People are showing who they are for real and all i keep seeing is bitterness, anger and strife!
Young man. Have you ever met any NLder off-NL? If no, then you have no right to think such besides, you've been a ghost member so what do you know?
RomanceRe: Most People Always Venting Frustration Here, Is There Life That Seriously Dark?! by SirMichael1: 10:45am On Jul 02, 2017
MzLarem:
There is more to a person than just being entertaining or otherwise and the more will always find a way to show one way or the other.
Phew! I hate repeating myself over and over again. Looping is really boring and stressful to me.

Like I rightly said earlier, it is a public, faceless forum. No one sees you or know who you are, except well, for the people you give access into your life. People have the opportunity to play out their evil fantasies here. Some people are extremely nice off-NL and they come here hoping to find out how people will react to them if they act entirely opposite. They do so very well. Some people are really good at pretending.

Haven't you watched a movie and feel like being a character there but you can't because its a real world out there but here, you can act or pretend to be a haughty vicious villain wink
RomanceRe: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by SirMichael1:
kitaatita:
What sort of relationship? After six years he will run off to marry another woman after running down her biological clock. If you want a status that gives some form of right in her life, marry her.
You really seem to be a lunatic this morning. A wild agog psychologically depressed maniac.

Why will any gaddamn lady agree to be in a relationship with a guy and not stay faithful. You're not smart at all! No one forced the bitch to be with the lad so why the fück will she do as she pleases because he isn't married to her. Are you really stupid off-NL or you just come out here to vent your frustration? undecided

So after the slüt cheats during the period of dating because she isn't married to him, you'll still expect the guy to marry the lady? You see how dull and how flawed your mentality is.

Because a dude dropped your silly ass doesn't mean you should come here, spew trash and throw tantrums like the silly, lonely and depressed twat_ you are. angry
RomanceRe: Most People Always Venting Frustration Here, Is There Life That Seriously Dark?! by SirMichael1: 10:06am On Jul 02, 2017
MzLarem:
faceless forum or not, a little of who we are will surely reflect in how we relate with people here.
That's a lie. You can choose to be entertaining or otherwise. Its your choice. No one cares about what anyone thinks of him because the truth is, he knows who he is and what he does off-NL
RomanceRe: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by SirMichael1: 9:57am On Jul 02, 2017
porchster:
Bro am not even bothered about myself cos we might fall out, but to the wife.
And how to get fact to nail her.
If it's for the wife, then leave the matter as this is no longer your business. You're trespassing. When you finally catch her cheating and you report her to the wife and the woman breaks out with her husband, how will you feel?

You destroyed a home, your relationship was thwarted, you will no longer be welcomed into their house as the wife may seek divorce and move out. Think! Be smart

Get incriminating evidence and use it to keep her in check from seeing the man. Threaten her that you'll blow her cover if she still move out with the man. You'll save so many things by doing that.
RomanceRe: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by SirMichael1: 9:42am On Jul 02, 2017
Op, you need more evidence to nail her with it. Try get more info as this is really not gonna tell whether she's having an affair or not.

But dude, lemme warn that going through a partners phone might seem intriguing to do especially when you're suspecting the partner but from people's experience, it always backfires on you. I'm just making you know the repercussions because they're always bad.
RomanceRe: Am Suspecting My Girlfriend Cheating With A Married Man by SirMichael1: 9:36am On Jul 02, 2017
kitaatita:
She is not cheating on you. You don't have a claim over her life. You guys are not married. She is living her life and whatever she choses to do is not your business.
Are they not in a relationship? What nonsense did you just type? angry
RomanceRe: Most People Always Venting Frustration Here, Is There Life That Seriously Dark?! by SirMichael1: 9:32am On Jul 02, 2017
This is a faceless public forum and you can choose what you want to be. You can make it your sole habit of bashing people or of being a mesogynist or an angry dude but that in no sense portrays who you really are off-NL. Thesonofmark from what I've read is nice off-NL but he created a niche here that clearly portrays him as an angry and near-evil folk, dishing out insults cold.

Some people are really frustrated in reality but try as much to conceal it on NL, what do you have to say about them?
RomanceRe: My Experience With A Broke Feminist Lady by SirMichael1: 12:27am On Jul 02, 2017
If only I can get the part two of this nollywood movie ehn, I would have watched it not read it


Op, where do I get the part 2 please? cheesy
RomanceRe: Men Shld Ejaculate 21 Times A Month To Protect Against Prostrate Cancer by SirMichael1: 12:01am On Jul 02, 2017
Choi! Useless thread angry
RomanceRe: 10 Places Broke Guys Normally Propose To Their Girlfriends by SirMichael1: 11:43pm On Jul 01, 2017
Dotwillis1:
she no be lesbian Na?? undecided

Btw
The fvck a broke a broke guy proposing forhuh ....where hin go see money do wedding
And you are? undecided
RomanceRe: Today Is National Ex Day. Leave A Message For Your Ex by SirMichael1: 7:29pm On Jul 01, 2017
What if she's dead? Like she got crushed by a train or died during a Mouth Action session or worse still, she died calling your name


Bottom line is, I don't have an ex cheesy

This was meant to be scary. Hope it did the job
RomanceRe: 10 Places Broke Guys Normally Propose To Their Girlfriends by SirMichael1: 7:21pm On Jul 01, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Before they use SKYPE to propose grin

Meehn..these magaz juz shift to whatsapp or LINE abi? And wat even worst is tat they will juz send msg to propose instead having video call coz even data they cud hardly afford..

Too many pretenders everywhere..

Hey lass, why did you back out? Couldn't argue again?? Common, I thought you had it in you. Poor you cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Places Broke Guys Normally Propose To Their Girlfriends by SirMichael1: 6:51pm On Jul 01, 2017
lalasticlala, mynd44, ishilove, obinoscopy and seun, where did you propose to your wife? In the beer parlour? tongue
RomanceRe: 10 Places Broke Guys Normally Propose To Their Girlfriends by SirMichael1: 6:47pm On Jul 01, 2017
tosyne2much:
Look at you sha! I proposed to my financee on whatsapp and today, we are married with two kids cool
If you have two kids, I will be boasting of having grandchildren grin

Shebi you for propose for facebook na, so we all we know you're officially broke and when your babies come forth, we will say 'See that broke guy pikin for there'

The lady wey agree to you self no serious grin
RomanceRe: 10 Places Broke Guys Normally Propose To Their Girlfriends by SirMichael1:
Tosyne2much, ebi like say your head have knock abi?

This your list seem almost unbelievable especially the whatsapp and the funeral part cheesy

Any babe wey accept any of these proposals na craze person... Forget slay queen matter o, this one na life (forever) engagement and it has to be done well, even if he has to burrow the money self


I just dey imagine the kind ring wey the guy go use propose self... 'Made with lather' grin


If you accept a proposal on whatsapp without a ring, then your head don 'knock'
RomanceRe: 10 Places Broke Guys Normally Propose To Their Girlfriends by SirMichael1:
lalanice:
shocked who hacked tosyne2much's account
So his account has to be hacked before he posts right? undecided
RomanceRe: Life Without Diz Fruit by SirMichael1:
IamKashyBaby:
And whats ur flaw & mostly d flaw of every human being that think likes you is that yall juz see whats on the box...u been spoon fed, i understand...thats what every religion does anyway...

And do urself a massive favor : RESEARCH & BE OPEN TO EVERY OPINION, little boi...

Hehehe.... You didn't tell me I was conversing with an atheist. Damn! I went too soft on ya.

Do you know what they call 'bruteforce' attack? That's right, cos ama launch one at ya now.

There's no box girl, it's just religion and nothing else so there's no thinking outside no box. Christianity is a choice and no one forces anyone to do be part of it. It's totally up to you.

Christianity as a religion has be compromised, people bringing all sort of 'wrong, evil, malicious and satanic' doctrines, just like you just brought. Pastors are not left out too but you have your bible. Read it! There's more truth there than you can ever get from a man

The church is meant to guide you and not lead you. When a pastor preaches what you find hard to believe or what doesn't add up, go back to the word and do a cross reference on what the pastor said, don't just take every word like you're some baby been spoon fed.

BTW, I am as open as can be and that's why I research and go back to the 'word' and even google things out myself. Ain't no one directing and telling me _shits to do. I research.

To top it all, every religion messes with your head if you let it and I can say the same for atheism

And lass, don't always try to clapback when you can't fully engage the person wink[/b]

They're just giving you guys 'garri' to eat in the church and you are just munching it away with reckless abandon
RomanceRe: Vanida6 Is This Truly You? by SirMichael1: 5:37pm On Jul 01, 2017
iweeecureyou:
she his A fooled u peoples Mtcheeew pose somsin reasonabu
cc itsjude (if u liked vex am no cared atall)
Mrcork(Gaylawd)
hushpuppi
fineboysmallprick
iamkashybaby
sexybbstar
thepussyhunter
lefulefu
sirmichael1angry
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/40/80/74/4080745710241b328886e4aa4aaec68c--vampire-eyes-vampire-love.jpg

If you quote me again, I'll appear at your place and eat you raw. Just like a vampire, yes! Then I'll use your blood and make a bloody juice... Stupid boy cheesy

https://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo339/starfiregirl32/Shadow-Vampire-3.jpg

I just hope my effort will be worth it, dickhead angry

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RomanceRe: Life Without Diz Fruit by SirMichael1: 5:25pm On Jul 01, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Isnt that the preachers always said that the GOD knows everything before u do it? That he already read ur mind before u do it whether is it a good or bad? Havent ur preacher told u abt that undecided?
Oh yes the fruit was a bait, this is to test Adam & Eve ..Thats y he created the Garden of Eden where the forbidden fruit tree was..

Flawed! Sense of reasoning twisted, infact, yours is very microscopic almost negligible if you ask me.

God knows everything quite alright and he has predestined it all, right?? Well, you got a point there but what I wouldn't agree to is the fact that you don't have a say over what he predestined or that you can't change what he has written. Infact, you have yourself a blank book to fill with your pen in your hands to do whatsoever you deem fit to do.

Amongst all fruit in the garden of Eden, the forbidden fruit was placed there to keep them in check and to know and test their obedience to him not for bait or whatever you have cooked up in your small head.

It's just like you saying that God has predestined who goes to heaven or hell whether you sin or not. You see where your ideology is flawed.

Do yourself a favor and stop twisting the bible, miss. wink
RomanceRe: Can You Have Sex With A Girl You Meet In Church? by SirMichael1: 4:44pm On Jul 01, 2017
GMBITLY:
Lying is same as Fornication, and self holiness is sin!
What has this got to do with my post? Huh? undecided
RomanceRe: Men Read This Very Important!!!(exclusively Baby)redb by SirMichael1: 4:05pm On Jul 01, 2017
Do all these shït and see yourself get fūçkīñg friendzoned cheesy
RomanceRe: Can You Have Sex With A Girl You Meet In Church? by SirMichael1: 3:37pm On Jul 01, 2017
oloyeagbaakin:
Hello afternoon in the house i met this girl in church and i later noticed she added me on Facebook and since then we have been discussing online recently our discussion is not getting hotter which i have introduced the issue of sex which she did not get angry over. She has visited me once which i played the role of good boy she is now coming for the second time, should i have sex with her or play the role of good boy again?
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]A girl that goes to church does not fück? undecided[/color]
Jacksparr0w127:
Apparently, they don't have pvssies
bastien:
Better scatter that innermost cutus
BiafraBushBoy:
Tis considered holy sex!!!

So yes!!
T
Victornezzar:
Bros if she doesn't want it
don't force her oo
Put ur sister in her shoes nd think about it
GMBITLY:
Yes not.
Twisted ideology all of you up there. Op, it seem your mind is made up already but all I want you to do for me is wear a condom. I don't want your kind roaming around again, ai?

So after y'all fūçk, how would you feel while in church and you see this girl you fucked_ yesterday dancing and praising? How una go fit close eye pray self?

God is merciful
RomanceRe: "I Get Turn On Whenever My Girl Friend Is Jealous" by SirMichael1: 3:29pm On Jul 01, 2017
Everyome has their turn on and that's why bdsm is still selling

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