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jamarifox:
woahh. The hunger is real. Take your frustration elsewhere. Jesus

For a second, I had to read that part where you wrote 'Jesus' over and over again. To think that you, a gay, calls that name, that in itself is blasphemous... Take care of your state man and go suck a dick like you would do on Fridays...

I just thank God that you gay people don't have to use a condom, as there's no _fucking way you can ever produce your bastard kinds. Ever again! Take a hike!

ajebuter:
And where is So wore going to get that much to pay you?

Even if you sell him in jankara market including his teeth and hair cut sef

And you agbaya, you wan collect money from your pikin mate abi?

But wait oh..wet in be my own there sef?

Gbeborun...

Your own na to stop dey type nonsense

Do you know how much of his reputation was lost or destroyed in by those useless news publishers?

Think before you type abeg

Gbeborun too (whatever that means)

MsRoe:
But ...... How necessary is this thread? Is it going to be beneficial to any of us?

So the thousands of threads on how to _fuck a lady on the first date has been beneficial to you abi? Sit your ass there and allow your phone rest

jamarifox:
i understand mike. Poverty had eaten so deep into you. You trying to call out the jude guy and act like your mocking while you're stylishly beggin nigga, so that when he tries to prove a point, you tell him to send you money to prove himself. Nice reverse psychology brah. Nice try. bon travail

Faggot_ Couldn't even deny the fact that you're one. How do people like you masturbate? Stick a cassava up your ass or what? Where the _fuck is the pleasure in sticking you phalluses into a hole that you already have only that it's belong to someone of the same gender... No wonder whywhyogun asked a question "If your dick was long enough to reach your ass, would you _fuck youself? All you people are alike, crazy ass mofos

Maniac, the douchebag nigga gat no cash but you could reach out to him to lend you some borrowed cash he hoards

Deadshot:
U no mention me


Bros.lefulefu oya com talk

No worry, I go remember this moniker...

dacblogger:
...

Hey! She's here.... So tell me, how much will a night cost?

jamarifox:
sorry bro. This is the most boring shit I've read in a long time

Pooo! gay dude. Guess I ain't that funny afterall

Kiddo, when did you register? Last year, this year or 'next' year? gay!

Fabulocity:
I'm not understanding

Turn your handheld over and read again

MrCork
Iweecureyou
lefulefu
redbeans
rationalmind
oyindidi
DeGuyNxtDoor

First of all, lemme laugh first....

I was going through a thread here and came across one crazy, yet amusing thread a 'itsjusde' abi na 'judefcc' wannabe wrote and I kept wondering to myself...

How did itsjude 18mil saga ended and how did the guy even make friends here even after that crazy stunt he pulled?

Girls too been dey pm the guy anyhow then

yeye dey smell

https://www.sandrasiegbu.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/IMG-20160618-175401.jpg

Jeez mehn! Is this the best you can do with humor? I was having a good day until I read this

Ruggedfitness:
Have you ever been in a room with someone that snores?

You're really not asking that question even after reading what I wrote there, are you?

Brooke60:
Is that English

Just like your mother fucker wasn't spelt right, I made up the opposite version, 'fatherfucker'.

Brooke60:
Its friendship mother----Fccker not that type of dirty love on your mind

Have you, fatherfucker, left that zoo you call home long enough to know what happens abroad and what doesn't?

Douche, people get wasted like fools there... A guy can have his way with a lady just by giving her a Teddy bear. A matured lady, not a minor o.

So many gays there too

Don't quite me again silly ass

Victornezzar:
Another******** wannabe
won't mention his name

Itsjude the 10mil abi 49mil owner

Since you don't want your hands stained, i'll help you and take the consequence

itsJude:
abeg i have a good weekend planned , i need my fingers with enough energy to grab certain things, take ur wahala and kindly get lost

30mil or what was it you said you had again? Yéyè dey smell

A lady snoring is never a good sight to behold o. You go just dey ask yourself say which kind wahala be this nau and na girl this one be o.

And the annoying thing is that people that snore are the first to fall asleep

Caustics:
will you shut up your dirty mouth!!!

Why r you wroth? Did someone force you to engage his phalluses in a throbbing gag?

Children ehn

So in their small mind now, they're in love?? The girl's innocence might have been shattered self

BiafraBushBoy:
If your problem is as long as this write up,

Then you have a long problem...

Sorry about your problem... I didn't read tho... but I can judge your condition going by your write-up.

You need to see a herbalist!!

You're a very big fool...

If only you had taken some time to read what he wrote then you'll know that your comment indeed is trash

Photoshop photo. Itsjude second

See them

First your moniker is stupid but very funny and second, a lady isn't handsome' but beautiful, dummy.

How can you say she's moving upandan jobless? You smoke weed?

Masculios face asin masquerade face abi wetin?

She wasn't far from the truth when she said you're saying nonsense, troll.

Guy you wicked oo...

If sex was human, he would have filled a law suit since

God should truly forgive you first

jimb:
guy nawaa fr u oo

Bros, even you too oooooooooooooo

Abee79:
You dey show yourself O! He was talking about the girl that called him to help her man. What would happen to her if the man died?

What would have happened to her isn't his business in writing a story that has no ending... Did he make it abi was it a communicable disease? Who died or who didn't

Dey monitor me as I dey show myself you hear?

cthia:
infact am still trying to figure out wat he's saying...lol

Abi. I don't even know what is his business with someone else's predicament. Don't write a story if it doesn't concern you

1StopRudeness:
It's called comfort and avoiding a lot of stress..and Yeah it's money...just like if u have lost of money u will not buy 1998 honda baby boy...u will bye lamborghini, and bugatti...

Modesl that don't want to take a break from their career either, marry very late, marry and don't have kids or if rich enough pay for surrogate arrangement...

Do u know the statistics of death resulting from pregnancy and even during the child birth process...

Do u know what is pregnancy induced diabetes, pregnancy induced high blood pressure....

The risk within that 9months period is endless,very few is what doctors see on time... the fact that some ladies go through it without any issues is a miracle on its own....

If I have enough money to take the risk off my babe like CR7 did...I will do it over and over again

Your mentality is flawed, your writings, flawed. Your ideology, flawed too

That baby as far as I'm concerned isn't hers by hardwork or pain, it is hers because she has the money. Do you know why some mothers will prefer to be killed instead of their child? Do you? It is because of the pain, the stress and what not associated with pregnancy and that bond that is associated to it also. When a woman carries a child for nine months, she's bound to develop immense love for the child whether she's the surrogate mother or not

Think bro! Why are they always asked to sign an agreement that they would never come for the baby? That's because there's every tendency that she would come and want to claim the child because of the bond associated with child bearing.

Furthermore you made mention of how stress free it is to undergo such process... Left to me, if she really wanted to have a child she could carry her own, she would have carried it herself for nine months and experience the pains, the joy and everything associated to being a 'real' mother after nine months. If her carrier is on the way, halt it or don't even give birth entirely

So the surrogate mother do not have those risks you mentioned too? Or wait! Do you think a surrogate mom is a machine that produces tube babies? This isnt an ecto-pregnancy or something of such. These are women who have veins running through them and they can die too during childbirth

Do it over and over and over again until you have your house swarming with gazillion children because you have the money for a 'seemingly' stress free pregnacy with multiple complications and regrets thereafter.

jamarifox:
excuse me dawg. Isn't this an open forum.

Nigga couldn't deny he's gay! How are your cognitives wired huh? Homos, how the fūçk did your parent gave y'all a chance at life? Why didn't they just use condom and prevent all these abnormalities associated with your useless birth?

Y'all are just the waste that comes from the rigorous activities associated with the throbbing of the phalluses and the Arrow and releasing a jism not worthy of life.

It's an open forum but not for homos

jamarifox:
some wolfs got a cross down there. No kidding. This dude had like a 8 inch shit. I was like the Bleep? You tryna kill me! Lol

Get the fūçk outta here gay dude

It is the Lord's doing