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IamKashyBaby:


Well, God knows that Adam & Eve will eat the forbidden fruit even tho he warned them...

So you're inadvertently saying God placed that fruit as a bait to lure them to backslide. Why would he do that?

Too much repercussions for backsliding if you ask me

What kind of reverse psychology do you have na

Conglomeration of gullible entities. Y'all just a pawn in her chess board to carve a small niche for herself

But wait o...! Op, have your head 'knock'?

Where's the first part?

IamAirforce1:
Days ago me and my Ex decided to call off our relationship because I'm not the type who sits at home all day looking at a woman's face.

So 2weeks after, I got a new girl which I've posted here last week.
My Ex told me she too just got a new man and he's Yoruba.

Now the problem is that, this Ex of mine won't take my photo off her Instagram page.

My new girl is on IG, and I don't know how she would react when she gets to see this photo.

So yesterday my Ex still hollered me on Whatsapp and while we were chatting, I begged her to remove my photo off her Instagram page but she told me she won't.

I feel she's still hurt because we dated for 3yrs and we so fond of each other back then.

How do I make her remove my photos from her Instagram page and make her forget me forever.

I really want her to move on and love her new man 100%.

Why don't you stop fūçkīñg her and see how it goes? Cause I know you mofo is still doing that

What has the picture got to do with the post?

Just to lure guys with their half-witted post?

Yo nigga! That shït is stale men.

AreaFada2:
True. But therein lies the problem.

Such people do not have the basic things to be good in marriage.

One party can be good, the other can negate all the good efforts.

That's why there's courtship bro. It gets rid of every regrettable character you would have found out before marriage.

NwaAmaikpe:

Haba, the English is plain enough;
It's sad you have such a tough time comprehending it.

They are my favorites....this does not in anyway spell reciprocity.

It ought to be reciprocated... You like them and they don't like you... Is that how you want it?

The truth is that, we all want the same amount of love we ooze out and we feel depleted if it isn't mutual. They ain't your favorite if you aren't their favorite. Just like calling a person your best friend and he doesn't see you as such. Utterly painful.

AreaFada2:
Fact is some men were never meant to be husbands and some women never meant to be wives.

No matter how nice & lovely their spouse is, they will always be ingrate & mess up. QED.

Yeah but if anyone finds himself/herself in any relationship, just try be your real self and be good.

kurupt1:
My brother, the God fearing ones would love a nice guy but the Jezebels amongst them would look for a crook for a boyfriend. Leave women o,their wahala too much even King Solomon the wisest man before Christ never could understand them even though he had a lot of women

Baba, leave that thing oo... Solomon understood women and that's why he had like a thousand women to his name

Nice guys are a turnoff to all women. Even the ugly ones despise them too

If you're a nice guy and you wanna break that stereotype, just keep asking for sex from every woman you want to go into a relationship with and don't ever wash her pants... Tufia!

NwaAmaikpe:


Shoutout to my all time favourites,

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Do these people even think you their favorite or you just follow them?

TechPanda:
Chai! I Run Leave My Head For That Thread O

No be wetin you too wan do too? See his head

tosyne2much:
When I was still in school, I accommodated a guy during his post UME and when he guy started snoring, I had to leave my room at 1am and headed to my friend's place to crash. Meanwhile, my friend's place is a bit far ooo but I had to take the risk just because I couldn't cope with the way the guy dey sound ooo

What I do when I'm close by someone who is snoring is that I push his bed shakily or if I can't, I throw a pillow at him and quickly feign sleep, he wakes up, turns around and look for who might have done that, seeing that I am fast asleep, he arranges himself and sleep too. That gives me barely enough time to fall asleep but it is still manageable. Also, I make sure I don't drink too much water so as not to wake during the night to urinate and meet that scenario, thereby starting all over again.

I'm not wicked o! I practically can't fall asleep when people are snoring. It's either I get up and leave or I do something about it.

iweecureyou:
Plis dornts called me in any threand dart is aff to did winth itsjude abi are u no no dart itsjude is no mentally stabled eh pliss o i am no warnts problem thark you
cc itsfemi
itsbola
thepussyhunter and of curse
lefulefu pliss cum and carry ur loads (itsjude)
Mrcork

You never fail to fall below expectation... Dickhead

MsRoe:
Spanking is allowed (still waiting on that, btw) but chuku chuku: No! I'm not a pin cushion.

I'm boyfriendless this weekend, that's why it seems like I have your time on a Friday night.

It's quite a pity you couldn't see the humor in the emboldened.

So you're like what? A lady who gets a boyfriend for every weekend?

tosyne2much:
I have a friend that starts snoring within two minutes of sleeping

Lol... That's almost entirely true for everyone who snores. I just moved in to a new location and mehn... It's tough here. It's a compound with two houses joined together, the landlord's and mine... I practically can't sleep during most nights as the man snores incredibly loud. It's as though his throat is grinding and tryna forcefully force air out through his mouth.


I do believe that some are diseases though. A guy in my sec school had an issue with this only that it was a disease. He snore audibly too

durentchigozie:
suck my dick. Son of a bitch

Meet your brother to do that for you as he has a wider mouth and fuller lips. I'm definitely sure he'll do that for you

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NL never fails to surprise me by creating counter threads

A man doing all these doesn't matter, if the woman is thoughtless, bad, evil, or unforgiving, she'll still do what will make the man use bottle and break her head (That was a joke)


Point is, both parties should fight earnestly for their marriage.

durentchigozie:
You keep acting bipolar in every thread. Listen, I won't exchange insults with you. I graduated from the University of Nigeria Nsukka as at 2012. Behave yourself. Where did you see my pic on this forum that you know me?
Once again, behave.

Just the way your empty skull do too. You keep spewing trash on every thread, throwing shades at most people's comment, having no in-depth understanding of what is written. Dude, I'll urge you not to create enemies for yourself here

Everybody wants to break up without conversing thoroughly with their partner. Ask her why she wrote the note since she admitted to writting it and see where it goes from there. Follow your gut!

ikp120:
Good guys like me can't find a good lady. ***Sobs***

Sorry ehn... I feel your pain

comradespade:
Why can't you just man up and stop using alt to troll.


But if your aim is to be noticed, then you've been noticed...pls, Your mates are working right now you are here constituting nuisance

I don't know you and I don't want to... So why don't you walk your ass outta my thread

BTW, this 10:38pm and I should be at home, not on the highway with or kidnapping or whatever job that goes on at night here.

MsRoe:
Lmao! Jesus, this boy sef! Is 'enlighten' all I have to say for you to spank my ass? Don't promise me things you cannot deliver on o.

Oya, 'enlighten'.

Make it count.

See how you're fighting everybody on your thread. Everyone except for the guy you really want to be fighting, because he obviously has better things to do. It's a Friday night.

You didn't just call me jobless, did you?

Okay, aside from the fact that I'm gonna spank your ass, I'm also chuk you chuku chuku...

Some people need a clapback and I'm offering them that on a platter of gold... I'm having fun too

Lemme turn this around on ya... What are you doing here since it's friday too and you obviously should have a boyfriend you should be attending too. Unless ofcourse, you don't...

Don't worry, I get it, it's totally fine by me as I know how singles spend their friday night. Online! Hope you're spending yours well on NL

durentchigozie:
don't quote me with an angry smiley next time. And no. I never know any of those two bushes.

This FUtminna boy... Shut up! Because you were never given admission there but your brother abi cousin was shouldn't make you hate the school, dude.

I know you boy 'angry emoji'

durentchigozie:
Rubbish.

Why do I have a feeling that I know you from FUTmx and FGCmx too?

lefulefu:
Sirmicheal1 na wetin be the gbege?
i recall today i made dat statement, "30 billion for my akant" but na davido i use the thing refer to.

Asin eh, I wan know how the matter take end ni o... Seeing that 'itsjude' abi judefcc still dey waka dey make mouth

Tiny23:
Op,be there looking for trouble o.Any ways,where's my Nokia 3310?

Ahan, you no dey forget something ni... Na wa o

TechPanda:
Brotherly, Who Is This Famous Jude?

Trust me, you don't wanna know

You could know though... Click here to go to his profile and here to his 18mil post

MsRoe:
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I will not read your reply.


Okay, well, so I did read it. Those threads about how to _fuck a woman on the first date, enlighten women, and help them keep ahead of it.

But this your own let's be watching........

Maybe God will help.

You say 'enlighten' one more time and ama spank your ass. Even after reading the threads over, over and over again some ladies don't care as they will still _fuck any dude that comes with money... So what?

Those that would engage in _coitus will still do it whether prior informed through a post or not

And just like how the internet is filled with scammers , psychos and whatnot, this threads tries to enlighten you too

He surely will help

jamarifox:
maybe, u blind to where nigga was calling me gay. No one threatens me dude, this a free forum. No where is written "Nigerians only" quote me again and get leprosy.

Not when you really are one...