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rationalmind:
Go back to read the OP. This time, slowly.

Lemme read that long post again? Make I hear name

Btw, you should be busy with work, don't you think?

The moral of the story as I'm kinda lost here

Nothing happened because you didn't enter and you're saying we should think twice before we take her to the hotel. Really? What's the moral of this story self?

BTW, the right section for this thread will be in the recycle bin

KvnGRezz:
Hehehe Naah we ain't into attention seeking brawh

Isn't the aim of the thread to make people aware of attention seekers thereby making you get some attention as the guy who hates attention

This is trolling bro. This is 2017, mind your business o oga Sir

Just the way you're doing now right?

itsJude:
wonderful are u a man or woman abeg all men cheat rest, ur girl no dey read the thread no need to pretend

Guy are you this stupid off nairaland or you just showcase it here? Being a man or a woman has nothing to do with my post maniac.

itsJude:
abeg show me man wen no dey cheat make i show u a liar

I need tips to spice things up, weekend is coming and she will be here all weekend i cant continue lying to her

There he goes, unrepentant, having no iota of remorse to the atrocities he commits. When a lady cheats it will be him and his that will come swaying that fingers and typing crazy things... Because you live in a zoo where the men are uncultivated doesn't mean all men are beast that fūçks any female animal in their geographical location (zoo)

Whatever you do, I don't care just make sure that you use condom though. I don't want you to produce your type of specie again.

You wanna marry her and you're still cheating because you lost interest in sex? What then happens when you get engaged to her forever and you lost interest in sex? What will you do? Break the marriage? Huh

You asked for adviced but not to stop fūçkīñg other bitches... Dude just put yourself out of your misery abeg.

itsJude:
abeg show me man wen no dey cheat make i show u a liar

I need tips to spice things up, weekend is coming and she will be here all weekend i cant continue lying to her

There he goes, unrepentant, having no iota of remorse to the atrocities he commits. When a lady cheats it will be him and his that will come swaying that fingers and typing crazy things... Because you live in a zoo where the men are uncultivated doesn't mean all men are beast that fūçks any female animal in their geographical location (zoo)

Whatever you do, I don't care just make sure that you use condom though. I don't want you to produce your type of specie again.

beardlessdude:
what exactly did you mention me? Can't your skull differentiate between hairlessness and beardless-ness?

My skull can't but my brain can dummy. I chose to call you because I wanted you to see this not because you're beardless..

SingleDad1:
Ignore him baby.

What is baby again in this one? Mumu buttlicker

You sure say your nut never dey loose abi?

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Beardlessdude... Oya show here

She wants you to chook her chooku chooku

Your post is funny tho

Papiikush:
I can't remember my mail anymore

Tryna be smart ain't you

Oya send me your password so I can modify it. You can do that at least, right?

If you like ehn, you could try to say that you've forgotten your password....

oloriLFC:
Nokia3310

Maniac

Papiikush:
Ahn ahn. Someone cannot enjoy nairaland in peace again?

Not after you made a promise to deactivate nau. Wale Soyinka tore his green card because of this, you know abi?

Oya, coman deactivate o

Papiikush:
It is confirmed.
These artistes were paid to make Hushpuppy trend. Same thing he did with Davido. Very soon we will start seeing the bìtch ass Nigga in music videos.

Smh...Entertainment industry is fücked up.


By the way Ice, big dogs dey bark oh cause in this present generation your body size doesn't matter. You better bark before small small dogs take you shine.

Vizkiz, you're yet to deactivate oo

professorfal:
If to stay nude all my life I go agree

Na so your dick big reach ni?

NL won't kill me o How the fūçk is there a difference between the former and the latter shot?

redbeans:
i'm sitting somewhere at my duty post reflecting on how women have really wash juju in our eyes. All we do is to impress them.

- we work from the beginning of the month, for what purpose? to be found worthy and man enough by our wives/girl friends and call girls.

- by 2moro or there about, i will receive my peanut. more than half of which i might use to lash 'okpo'. And no food at home o.

- samson, david, adam, solomon, abacha and other great men were fallen by women. We are trapped. Either now or later

Speak for yourself bro... Some people don't give a _fuck who exist or who doesn't

Papiikush:
You just made him relevant by replying.

Don't you all know you are making idiots famous? Before we say Jack Lalasticlala will push this to Frontpage.

Just watch and see... I promise to deactivate my account if it reaches Frontpage

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Ha! Lala, come here...

Oya, deactivate sharp sharp! Just like Soyinka tore his green card because of his mouth, you too deactivate

CROWNWEALTH019:
Aside the heels she's tall aswear

Work of d camera bro. Work of d camera. The angle from where the picture was taken made her look seemingly tall. She's just between 5'7-5'8ft

Damn she dope!

CROWNWEALTH019:
I can kill for your height ....

That's a six inch heels. She isn't as tall as her picture portrays

lalanice:
I would say "may God bless their union if this is true" but him and his atheist crew would come for my head so I'll just

Abi I lie?

Who the heck spreads false rumors like this?? Isn't bachelors eve suppose to be on friday night abi you meat dey hungry you to chop (or whatever they eat at bachelors party)

Chiefpriest1:
Lol. Me that can't even carry beard for two days. The itching be like hell.

The only set of people gaining from all this beard madness na people wet dey sell Igbo (weed) wey dey make beard grow fast.

I swear ehn, this your talk na true. One of my guy been no too get beard self for 100L and then all of a sudden, the nigger beards come look like Moses own. The guy tell me say na S.K (Igbo) cause am.

lalanice:
aww! dont insult her like that na

she'll soon make herself the most popular person on Nl after lalasticlala

After she's taken lala out of the equation right? I don't see anything cliché about the lady.

PS: That wasn't an insult as she really looks like pork to me. I hate trolling