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RomanceRe: Hello Am New Here by SirMichael1: 1:35pm On Jul 04, 2017
IamSINZ:
Really? You look Nigerian though.. Where are you from?
darkIsBeautiful:
can relate to it since I'm not Nigerian.
She looks Nigerian abi she looks scary. Don't lie abeg undecided
RomanceRe: Braless Pre Wedding Pictures by SirMichael1: 1:32pm On Jul 04, 2017
Nice trouser strips cheesy
RomanceRe: 5 Things Ladies Shouldn’t Disclose Too Early In A Relationship. by SirMichael1: 9:22am On Jul 04, 2017
How about don't disclose how big and wide your pussy is and your real body count so he doesn't run away?! Ladies do these all the time, I tell you undecided
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Too Close To Her Reverend Father by SirMichael1: 9:20am On Jul 04, 2017
Did your lady tell you she's is a virgin before you got into a relationship? If yes, did you deflower her?
RomanceRe: Shocking! See What A Lady Claim She Did To Change Her Cheating Husband by SirMichael1: 9:01am On Jul 04, 2017
If this is true then it is pure wickedness. Haba shocked Clotted blood from her monthly flow?!!

So he uses the dirty toothbrush and you both will still kiss during your make out session undecided Do you just see how plain stupid some women can get
RomanceRe: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by SirMichael1: 10:35pm On Jul 03, 2017
Fabulocity:
Guess what? You ain't an eligible bachelor! A real bachelor ain't rude and mannerless!!!
Why do you like bothering MrCork? Tell me, do you like him? wink

Go ahead and relay your feelings. Common... He doesn't bite. smiley

Ya both could eventually get married o. You're just a PM away from getting a husband wink
RomanceRe: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by SirMichael1: 10:31pm On Jul 03, 2017
ScotFree:
Haha. My nigga take it easy... grin grin grin. You just reminded me of that 18mil scandal
This is the internet and we never forget things grin
RomanceRe: What's The Best Gift You Can Give A Gf Visiting Nigeria For The First Time? by SirMichael1: 10:30pm On Jul 03, 2017
MRSoftapples:
Bro don't be surprise if she tells the guy's mother fork you..
Thinking she is still in western world where children reply fork you to their parents..
Yiu're right but you don't know precisely where she's coming from. She could be coming from SA smiley
RomanceRe: What's The Best Gift You Can Give A Gf Visiting Nigeria For The First Time? by SirMichael1: 10:15pm On Jul 03, 2017
MRSoftapples:
Then tell her that we don't accept words like fork you, damm mehnn in Nigeria..
She should learn how tie wrapper and head tie..
Lol... You have craze o. grin

Who does she wanna 'fork'?
RomanceRe: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by SirMichael1: 10:05pm On Jul 03, 2017
Divay22:
With that your scattered profile, you no follow tongue
See you. You could have just told me you're crushing on me instead of using reverse psychology. Sorry buh I don't like you

Jeez! Even read through my profile... embarassed

Keep stalking you hear. See her head smiley
RomanceRe: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by SirMichael1: 9:59pm On Jul 03, 2017
Victornezzar:
U are not nd will never be
Phew! Son, don't you've got something to do? Like homework or something? undecided

Go read your books kid or do your homework or just do something else with your spare time kid and stop staling. Remember, uncle's gonna beat you tomorrow if you don't wink
RomanceRe: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by SirMichael1: 6:44pm On Jul 03, 2017
TrapHedges:
lols ah tire
Traphedges, this is treason and you know that right? No be me teach you sponing wey you practice today? cry You betrayed me sha
RomanceRe: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by SirMichael1: 6:33pm On Jul 03, 2017
iamadonis2:
Big dogs do not bark
That might be because I'm no dog... And besides, what is a dog if it doesn't bark? wink
RomanceRe: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by SirMichael1:
itsJude:
troll like u cheesy cheesy cheesy abeg abeg i no wan laugh
Hehehe, at least I know the correct amount of money I have in my account and it is not 18mil cheesy
RomanceRe: How To Spot An Eligible Bachelor On Nairaland by SirMichael1:
grin

So I really am an eligible bachelor after all. Those traits perfectly describes me.




Can't you see my style of writing. Its unique. See the fonts grin

So....who wants to get married?
RomanceRe: Why Is She So Dry Under, And Feeling Pains? by SirMichael1: 5:45pm On Jul 03, 2017
Douché. All you fūçkīñg know how to do is puncturing holes right? undecided
RomanceRe: HILLARIOUS: 12 Types Of Militant Feminists On Social Media [PICS] by SirMichael1: 4:34pm On Jul 03, 2017
grin V. Funny
RomanceRe: Most People Always Venting Frustration Here, Is There Life That Seriously Dark?! by SirMichael1: 4:18pm On Jul 03, 2017
MzLarem:
Remember not all is acting smiley

Nice chatting with you.
Yeah, but we can't know who's who right?

I had a great time too smiley
RomanceRe: What Birthday Package Can I Get Her With N50,000 by SirMichael1: 3:57pm On Jul 03, 2017
Victornezzar:
Dd we marry her 4 u
U should know wat ur wife likes na undecided
Son, don't you have anything doing with your time? No books to read? Always on every thread.

It's his wife and that's why he came here, to romance section to enquire. Forget all that trash you wrote, he seeks advice doesn't mean he doesn't know her likes. He just wanna surprise her and that's all.

Stop acting bipolar on every thread. He's a married man and you're just a kid
RomanceRe: My Sincere Apology To Pink Jacket by SirMichael1: 7:45pm On Jul 02, 2017
undecided

Who do you like this now?

You broke someone's heart and you came here to cry fowl!

She shouldn't not only block your silly ass, she should wipe the slate of your existence clean.

To think that you, a troll, would create a thread to type hogwash to a lady is utterly unbelievable. Your head don'knock' I swear. angry
RomanceRe: In Attempt To Achieve Youtube Stardom, Woman Accidentally Kills Her Boyfriend by SirMichael1: 7:44pm On Jul 02, 2017
Picture of the the guy holding the book or adonbilivit undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Making Men Go Gaga (photos) by SirMichael1: 7:36pm On Jul 02, 2017
The last one all the way! Carrying them at my wedding will be very easy wink

I'll pick a slim lady over a lady with big ass or tits
RomanceRe: Most People Always Venting Frustration Here, Is There Life That Seriously Dark?! by SirMichael1: 7:31pm On Jul 02, 2017
MzLarem:
I care less smiley...remember it's a faceless forum, one person can choose to act stupid while another can choose to act matured and civil smiley
Kuku call me a stupid and uncivilized 'gentleman' nau smiley

Remember, the person that chose to act matured and civil might be immatured, stupid or a slowpoke in reality. Like I said, NL is a movie set and the person may be acting part of his fantasy. Being matured and civil. wink

Likewise the 'seemingly' stupid person here might be very smart in reality

Fantasy lass... All is a fantasy. wink
RomanceRe: Ladies, Will You Marry This Guy Based On Prophecy? (photo) by SirMichael1:
kokomaster4d:
But you know, no condition is permanent
Bro, some condition are made with cement o. When it is set, e don finish be that o grin
RomanceRe: Lets Talk About Stereotypes. E.g Calaba Girls Love Sex by SirMichael1: 2:30pm On Jul 02, 2017
HARDDON:
All men , apart from me, luv s3x

Ladies are mostly wiser than men 20years their age
20years you say? Hope all is well sir?

I know that ladies are 2years wiser than their male counterpart.
RomanceRe: "Our Brother Arrested With Nnamdi Kanu, Has Been Abandoned " According To Fb Use by SirMichael1: 2:20pm On Jul 02, 2017
When his mission has finished nko? They dump him na.

Ipods grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Need To Understand That Broke Guys Also Have Standards. by SirMichael1: 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2017
'Slaying' queens don't last for long, they'll eventually get old, wrinkled with a disgusting skin, having so many bastards because they were baby mamas and then some old nigga picks them up from the streets and use them for rituals. life cycle of slay queens.

No ideal man, not even an above average man will wanna go for a slay queen and settle down with her and that's why davido has them plenty, wizkid, and even the father of many generation, 2face. After these guys don fūçk fūçk tire, they'll go back to their primary school crushes-Messi and 2face for instance
RomanceRe: Apart From Doggy And Missionary, Which other Style Do U Know? by SirMichael1: 2:00pm On Jul 02, 2017
TrapHedges:
looks stressful... Btw thanks dou
Some think it uses minimal energy due to the fact that you're both on the bed and the bed supports ya both. wink
RomanceRe: Men: Is This Possible? by SirMichael1: 1:56pm On Jul 02, 2017
folakemigeh:
Are you for real? Years? Dont you think you are exaggerating?
No, I'm not in the least exaggerating. That's probably because I'm still 'whole'. If you know what I mean wink

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