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IamSINZ: darkIsBeautiful:She looks Nigerian abi she looks scary. Don't lie abeg ![]() |
Nice trouser strips ![]() |
How about don't disclose how big and wide your pussy is and your real body count so he doesn't run away?! Ladies do these all the time, I tell you |
Did your lady tell you she's is a virgin before you got into a relationship? If yes, did you deflower her? |
If this is true then it is pure wickedness. Haba So he uses the dirty toothbrush and you both will still kiss during your make out session Do you just see how plain stupid some women can get |
Fabulocity:Why do you like bothering MrCork? Tell me, do you like him? ![]() Go ahead and relay your feelings. Common... He doesn't bite. ![]() Ya both could eventually get married o. You're just a PM away from getting a husband ![]() |
ScotFree:This is the internet and we never forget things ![]() |
MRSoftapples:Yiu're right but you don't know precisely where she's coming from. She could be coming from SA ![]() |
MRSoftapples:Lol... You have craze o. ![]() Who does she wanna 'fork'? |
Divay22:See you. You could have just told me you're crushing on me instead of using reverse psychology. Sorry buh I don't like you Jeez! Even read through my profile... ![]() Keep stalking you hear. See her head ![]() |
Victornezzar:Phew! Son, don't you've got something to do? Like homework or something? ![]() Go read your books kid or do your homework or just do something else with your spare time kid and stop staling. Remember, uncle's gonna beat you tomorrow if you don't ![]() |
TrapHedges:Traphedges, this is treason and you know that right? No be me teach you sponing wey you practice today? |
iamadonis2:That might be because I'm no dog... And besides, what is a dog if it doesn't bark? ![]() |
itsJude:Hehehe, at least I know the correct amount of money I have in my account and it is not 18mil ![]() |
![]() So I really am an eligible bachelor after all. Those traits perfectly describes me. Can't you see my style of writing. Its unique. See the fonts So....who wants to get married? |
Douché. All you fūçkīñg know how to do is puncturing holes right? ![]() |
V. Funny |
MzLarem:Yeah, but we can't know who's who right? I had a great time too ![]() |
Victornezzar:Son, don't you have anything doing with your time? No books to read? Always on every thread. It's his wife and that's why he came here, to romance section to enquire. Forget all that trash you wrote, he seeks advice doesn't mean he doesn't know her likes. He just wanna surprise her and that's all. Stop acting bipolar on every thread. He's a married man and you're just a kid |
![]() Who do you like this now? You broke someone's heart and you came here to cry fowl! She shouldn't not only block your silly ass, she should wipe the slate of your existence clean. To think that you, a troll, would create a thread to type hogwash to a lady is utterly unbelievable. Your head don'knock' I swear. ![]() |
Picture of the the guy holding the book or adonbilivit ![]() |
The last one all the way! Carrying them at my wedding will be very easy ![]() I'll pick a slim lady over a lady with big ass or tits |
MzLarem:Kuku call me a stupid and uncivilized 'gentleman' nau ![]() Remember, the person that chose to act matured and civil might be immatured, stupid or a slowpoke in reality. Like I said, NL is a movie set and the person may be acting part of his fantasy. Being matured and civil. ![]() Likewise the 'seemingly' stupid person here might be very smart in reality Fantasy lass... All is a fantasy. ![]() |
kokomaster4d:Bro, some condition are made with cement o. When it is set, e don finish be that o ![]() |
HARDDON:20years you say? Hope all is well sir? I know that ladies are 2years wiser than their male counterpart. |
When his mission has finished nko? They dump him na. Ipods ![]() |
'Slaying' queens don't last for long, they'll eventually get old, wrinkled with a disgusting skin, having so many bastards because they were baby mamas and then some old nigga picks them up from the streets and use them for rituals. life cycle of slay queens. No ideal man, not even an above average man will wanna go for a slay queen and settle down with her and that's why davido has them plenty, wizkid, and even the father of many generation, 2face. After these guys don fūçk fūçk tire, they'll go back to their primary school crushes-Messi and 2face for instance |
TrapHedges:Some think it uses minimal energy due to the fact that you're both on the bed and the bed supports ya both. ![]() |
folakemigeh:No, I'm not in the least exaggerating. That's probably because I'm still 'whole'. If you know what I mean ![]() |
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