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lovebelovedk:
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greyboy5000:
Yes we out here
The beard gang
If you ain't with us you aint man enough

sleeqiam:
His woman came over, so I ended up getting relegated.. Well.. The thought crossed my mind; why not? You knew he was taken before you ventured deep into the sea.


I had to take up refuge with the other. The sweet other. He was always in the background, ready to make me happy.

To be honest, he was innocent. I trailed my hands up his neck and flicked his ears.. He shuddered. I knew what i was doing; though subconsciously..

iweecureyou:
Hehehehe sean dis wainsted sparm of a olosho dat aff wide pussy like burkets hehehe i am juss pitied ur fathar dart surpose to aff pour insyde gortar instead he as pour in olosho now sean the result he as burn a mumu dart is disgrace his lineage hehehe u Brainedlessed Shicken dart is ass goat heard hehehe i am no dart it is pained u o pliss go and tell ur fathar dart nest tyme dart he is pour he shuld juss poured insyde suckaway or he shu burned the sparm sef hehehe ode





I Am juss Shakes Myn Heard Fur Ur Lives

Of all the jism your father could shoot, yeah, the billions of them, you got a chance?? I just can't imagine how other sperms would be but I know they can't be better though.

You need person wey dey patient, wey go teach you English without slapping your coconut head every minute. Mr cork, you're one hell of a slowpoke abeg

So you want you chop pussy and that's why your crypto 'nyash' followed me abi? Wà gbá pussy! wá na! Ashaaawo boy. Stupid gay

Since ladies no gree give you face, you now want to do me. Come nau, come and lemme tear your nyash with razor blade. Stupid boy

iweecureyou:
Mtcheeew pliss pose somsin realsonabu and stops disgrace ur lineage

Hello rotten, butt-licker, half-witted, dead brained gormless sot from the creeks hades

ikp120:
It's allowed o.

My own virginity na just 58.53 million Pounds.

NotOfThis:
Congratulations.

Good to see pre-wedding photos where the man isn't grabbing, holding or touching the woman's breasts or ass.

samyfreshsmooth:
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LionDeLeo:
Very true sir, even goats are fully aware of what will befall shekau whenever he is captured but some dry heads keep dragging his case into other very annoying crimes. Why can't he take the responsibility of capturing shekau and let's see what will happen?

Imagine, talking about freeing a bloody billionaire kidnapper, killer who has wreaked untold psychology, emotional and unbearable havoc to many households.

Actually, from some comments, it is not too difficult to understand some criminals are online sourcing for information.

LionDeLeo:
May God bless you, your family, and anyone in your lineage.

I just don't know what substance some human beings carry in their skulls in the name of brains.

[color=#00cccc]He had me laughing with this thread title.He just catching his fun.

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Morning Esthar [/color]

Stegomiah:
I have been quiet here lately....
Barely have time for myself
I'm currently in a very stressful posting...
One you gotta read every single day...
They don't give us time to prepare for exams....
If exam is tomorrow lecture will still hold a day to
So sorry to burst your bubble....
I'm not close to being back
But i do come here everyday to keep up with daily gifts

I'm from ogun state...

Congrats on your IT.... So happy for you

The one-tenth is not related to bride price.... It's just your tithe..... So let's say you being paid 30k every month... I get 3k...lol
Just kidding though

Hope you are fine!

[b]So you're a Yoruba omogé after all and you're actually gonna be my second Yoruba female friend. Hope you won't be like the first though. Damn! That lady played with my feelings like a toy and as if that wasn't enough, she now 'chooked' me inside friend-zone and left me there saying that I should just remain amongst her list of waiting boyfriends (Waiting boyfriends oh! That was really harsh ). Yeah! She actually had a list like she was some job employing unemployed or underemployed guys . She do me o and even after she broke up with her bf she still didn't consider me It was that bad, I tell ya (Lol . Don't get carried away by my plight, she is a nice lady by the way. At least that was what she said before she friendzoned me. "You're really a nice guy". Ever since then, I hated the word 'nice'. Tell me it's was 'nice' hearing from you or 'nice' seeing you and I'll almost beat you to pulp or tell me something 'nice' and I'd bash you. Lol, I'm just kidding o)[/b]

By the way, I was really not gonna reply your mentions again as I don't do this long talks (I dislike writing because I run out of words pretty fast
and also dislike having to discus with a particular individual back and forth on a public forum. You're actually my first.)

I'm doing fine o and I did observe your quietness and was actually wondering what was still keeping you on leash even after finishing your exams cos I actually know you're a great writer and you love to write (I had the privilege of going through some of your post).

Eyah, I honestly feel your pain. It must really be tough on you as it is on everyone else but you gotta endure as the end is almost near. Don't give up o. No be you talk say you wan study medicine, so don't complain . Soon and very soon, 'Dr' will be added to stegomiah (Wait! is that moniker even related to your name?) and then you'll start hearing folks calling you 'Dr stegomiah' (that's if they don't call you that already), 'Dr Stegomiah, there's a patient in the 'IU' and you're needed urgently as you're the only qualified doctor on ground'.

When you finish eh, I'll advice you to further your studies abroad. It will give you a clean edge over others. ma ṣe dààmú, you'll be fine. The way to the top is tough and has many obstacles, only the determined, hardworking, smart ones and diligent ones get there. (I know you have those qualities)

So like I said earlier, I don't really like sending messages back and forth to an anonymous or a 'near-anonymous' individual on a faceless platform, so describe your physical features, your hobbies and what not to me. Like your eyes, your smile, your complexion, your boob size and your ass coupled with your height or you could just send me a photo describing the above features and then your height. Don't worry, we'd still be friends no matter what I see.

Okay, I think you pretty much lost the whole concept of the bride-price ish. A 'human' collecting one-tenth of an income isn't called a tithe, it could be called anything from tax to donations but not tithe so there's absolutely no way I could have paid my tithe to you. I was only messing with your head when I called it a bride-price

kozmicity:
Yeah...now I know why I usually get in trouble with guys babes.

My shapes is exactly like number 2.

IamLEGEND1:
whatever,bro.
i got no time for obtuse motherfuckas.

Nma27:
So I can't go dutch on my date again? Its well

kullozone:
Nothing concerns me if she's a self made lady or whether you employ her type. My concern is if you were going to tip the waitress with her own part of the bill.... It's either the place/food is so fvcking cheap or you hold side small
But E be like say you hold side sha, if the story na true.


Where them hungry slay queens

Lalas247:
I see ...
so it's a no no on the first date ..

IamLEGEND1:
First things first: You're an idiot.
second,you sound like an insecure bitsch.
we know una type- you meet a woman,you take her out & when it turns out she's not a doormat like the rest of 'em,you resort to underhanded techniques in your attempt to cripple her self-esteem.
good thing she was having non of that nonsense.
on a 1st date out with a dame,and she tries to go dutch....sure,as a gentleman you offer to cover the expenses but when she insists, NIGGAH YOU GO FUCKIN DUTCH AND SPLIT THAT SHIT_.
instead you say something as dumb and stupid as 'i employ self-made women'.
no one fuckin cares,man.

Lalas247:
But why is it a blow ?? What does it do to your ego
Just trying to understand why it is an issue .. guys complain ladies never pay for shit .. always asking for money ( gold diggers) you guys complain a lot about this
Now you have someone willing to pay .. and it's a blow to the face Why
What do you guys really want you confuse naija girls sha

The tone in which you told her off meant her money was less to yours and not worthy .. that must be why she got angry

greyboy5000:
actually it is a normal thing to the extend that it looks abnormal to mention specifically in a thread
Just to gain attention

Lalas247:
Op u seff u rude small
Haba how u go tell the geh u employ self made chic .. basically saying her money ain't shit
Think now .. she has every right to be a bit irritated

Nevertheless it's not that deep .. call her if you like her or just move on next time
If she wan pay let her .. you can alway top that if u know wt I mean

If na me u tell that kin ting i for slap u straight in the face .. but my case diff sha