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greyboy5000:
Op so many missing link in your story

So you insulted her by claiming you pay her likes .....she zoomed off to God knows where dropping her bill..
without knowing how much you gave the waitress or when you will leave the restaurant
BUT WAIT For IT
She came back to collect her money immediately you were about to leave without waiting for you to drive off


Really what a story
If she wants you to pay, you wouldn't have to ask her twice not to pay her own share

So main point of the story
You are rich
You have a car
You can foot any bill
And ladies to take note

****"" well done sir**""""

IamKashyBaby:


Nice Story...

Will i believe? Naaaah.

yomi007k:



I saw ds movie on African magic...remind me d title again. ...lol

Antibot:
I know that feeling. Being a hunk in the midst of others.

OMG! I love big guys

kozmicity:
Hehe,I never knew my shape until now

Dlordsamurai:
Three quotes and thread gone just like that..

MrCork:
.. nairaland is not a Gay website.....we don't want u people here..go away!!

A V-taper shape is a visible wider shoulder to waist ratio. Not like those cartoonish beasts like Mr. Incredible and the rest, like those perfect types.
https://fitnessmodelzone.com/web/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jeffseid-selfie.jpg

1. Most cloths don’t fit perfectly.
https://printaura.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Voila_Capture-2016-02-16_11-53-05_AM.png
Due to the dis-proportionality in shoulder to waist ratio, when you go to a semester/seamstress to make yourself a cloth, after he/she makes them, you don’t always like them because you’ll always look like a baby lizard trying his new Christmas on (OMG! Where did you even get that?! Do lizards even wear clothes?) Native attires are a no! T-shirts are a no! (well except you mend them)! Suits too, a no! When tell the tailor to sew a slim fitting shirt, it’s either passes your shoulder and look bogus on your waist or it doesn’t even pass at all (that’s if he measures your waist or even your stomach). But when you finally get a good outfit, it looks greats on you. Polos are great by the way.

2. You turn heads.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hpGYT-GZcrE/maxresdefault.jpg
Since your chest is already out due to the fact that you work-out, everyone thinks you have an overwhelming confidence so while you walk in the street or in the midst of crowds, head turns, eyes looks, mouths twitches, fingers points all at you like OMG! Who’s that guy, I wanna have him for dinner. (Not exactly though). You get smiles, unwanted attentions especially from ladies and when you’re blessed with a cute… what can I say, “You’ve killed them”

3. Ladies find it difficult it difficult to believe we don’t have many girlfriends.

I was walking with a girl I had just met, we got talking and along the line she just dropped one line (Wait! Hope you guys are feeling my rhymes right? Lol), she said and I quote “…I know you must have like what, 7-10 girlfriends cause with a body like that…” (She had earlier checked through my photos), I just smiled and said to myself, “oh, if only you knew”.

4. People flock and want to ask you a question or take a photo while at the gym.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kt0s_VIg2xc/maxresdefault.jpg
You’re at the gym wanting to get some ‘me’ time with you and your body, that’s when you hear someone greets you and start asking annoying questions about how to go on their routines and what not, before you know it you’re surrounded by folks (ladies and guys) asking mundane questions or asking to get a photo (talk about a momentary celebrity) and when you’re done answering them, you check the time and you’re like “Aaaargh! My time is gone”. This is the sole reason I stopped taking my shirt off at the gym.

5. You make certain guys insecure.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6QK6_1UYAUodPo.jpg
The moment you take off your shirt, you see guys covering their girl’s face with their palm all in a bid to avert/avoid the lady’s eyes from trailing your body. Most times I really wonder why they can’t trust their girlfriends even with them by their sides.

6. Some guys find a way to irk you just to test how strong you are.

While I was still in secondary school, there’s this particular guy, he always asks me for a fight, does things to provoke me, says he just wanna test and know how strong I am (You can imagine the rate of thought of some persons). He never go a chance though and some guys try as much as anything to get into a duel with you so they leave most times when they notice you’re starting to get pissed.

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To top it up, y’all should chill men, we ain’t some god roaming amongst y’all. It’s pretty much what everyone can become if only they’ll remain focused and determined.

Please do not quote everything o

ApostleJSuleman:
I beg to differ ; yes it should be save as opposed to "safe". But saying it is a wrong context , shows u lack a good understanding of contextualization...

donationhubs:
Please friends, how do i change my username from Donationhubs to Wealthbroadcast
Please someone should assist me. pls
Kind Regards

decatalyst:
Let the moniker stick...it a sure sign that it achieved it aim

decatalyst:
It was especially pleasing fingering your brain. Thanks for the honour

Rest on...

You gotta admit that I tightened some loosed nuts

How did the sensation from tickling your brain while tying felt? Felt like a gaddamn orgasm right?

You must have comed from the immense pleasure.

I really had fun and I will surely remember this moniker

decatalyst:
You are just an experienced puerile

Have a good sleep

Good night son.

It was fun getting into someone's cognitive process

brandydaniells:
guy chillax he was playing with u...u wana get banned

hibiscus76:
Sir, I'm a lady not a Sir
And everyone knows a space comes after every word or punctuation. I mean it's not rocket science

Oh wait! Shít! I replied a mention from a bitch I didn't quote.

Bītçh, fūçkīñg shut the hell up already. If you read what I wrote initially, you would have found out that the nigger didn't put space after the '…' sign. So fūçkīñg read next time before you start your incessant rants. Bītçh stfu

Jeez! How could I have replied a sot

decatalyst:
So also is your brain in this era

Your left nyash for there..

Stupid boy

hibiscus76:
somebody that doesn't know anything, you won't keep quiet and learn instead you're looking for corrections to make when there's no need for that.. lemme help your life, if you like vex.
the ' ...' sign is one of the 14 punctuation marks in English language known as the 'ellipses and it is used to indicate omission of letters or words in sentences.

y'all need to stop behaving like this in this Forum. If you don't like the post, just ignore without posting hateful comments, it's somehow embarrassing

easyboi307044:
People, you all need to calm....to post on nairaland no be by force .......rotflmao