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This pk is dope and entertaining abeg!

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Totenham won 5-4 on pk

Goal! Eric lamela scores!

Chelshit must lose!

#Ynwa

Hoojay:
Goooooooooaaaaaaaaal! Guess what? I'm not watching the match

No one asked.

What a goal from WERNER!

Corbin cabin

StacyO:
Try to read elaborately or better still,enlighten me.

I don't have time for male-to-female banters.

Zzor:
you that lost your own since primary school coming here to talk of groom price,how do you want your thunder?

Do you want a virgin male or not?

Zzor:
Men, your virginity is the only precious thing you can offer your wife on your wedding night,it will be such a wonderful experience knowing fully well that your husband is a complete novice and you are the first woman he will be coming close to. That innocence and shyness will be priceless,that cluelessness he will display about it is breathtaking,his learning process and how you watch him master the act through you will be an everlasting memory and not all these non virgin men that will be turning people's daughters 360 degrees and still tell you the bed won't be enough for their cravings na wa ooo.Virgin men,please continue to keep and protect yourself for your future wife,theres a great reward that comes after it. When I said virgin men,im talking about men being virgin in totality and not the one's that have become prostitutes with their hands(masturbators).Keep being a pride for us, God bless all virgin men amen.

If you'll pay my groomprice, then why not. I'll remain a virgin for the wedding night.

If my monicker, Ishilove's and Pocohantas' monicker isn't there, then you're not a regular.

StacyO:
As written by ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

In as much as this post may be gender based, I'll love to indicate that it is equally PUN free.
Over the years,technology and western civilization changed our lives and we all tagged it the 21st century (smiles). This 21st century didn't only bring us closer to change but,it equally is robbing the good morals left in some of us.
After this whole write up,the main BIG question comes up.
Majority of guys I've come across always complain that their women cheat or have a high body count. This leaves me wondering how many body counts the guys in question might have. You go about complaining that Nigerian girls are all for the sex,hoes,sluts(I mean, all sorts of demeaning names). But,come to think of it,who actually created this hoes you always scream about??
Being a virgin in Nigeria is not an easy task,as a matter of fact, "it is a full time job".
I hear you guys take pride in comparing foreign girls with your Niger chicks. Do you know that an average foreign babe(your babe) sleeps around as much as she wants,until she's ready to get married??
But,I don't see you guys debating about this
Instead,all you do is paint your own pride black. Just to prove what exactly??

Then comes the sex vs money war;
You claim Nigeria girls have nothing aside sex to offer,what asides money do you have to offer?? (I mean money )
Sex as research says and I believe is something both partners enjoy in a relationship. Your girlfriend can never offer you her body for money. As a matter of fact, the only person I know that will offer you her body for money is a prostitute. And don't get me wrong,they render services which you have to pay for.

The worst part of this whole issue now is that;
You claim you don't want a virgin for wife.
You claim you don't want a deflowered lady for wife.
You claim you don't need a working class lady cause their problems will be too much to handle.
You still claim you don't need a full time house wife.
You always claim that Nigeria girls can't work for their money (am I missing something or you are missing something).
This only brought about the conclusion that NIGERIAN MEN ARE CONFUSED.

To the ladies;
Stop giving out your body to people that don't appreciate it,if you want to fvck around,do it cause you want to. Stop giving someone sex due to what they say or offer you. Channel that few minutes energy into something resourceful and useful.
Forget that you've deflowered, it was your choice anyway but,stop making it look like you're selling your body out for money.

You as a lady and you're a virgin,please hold on to it cause,it's rare to find one this days. Forget all the confused rants on the internet,men are dying to find your kind.
Don't let one confused human being confuse you.

To the men;
Come off it. You complain that the girls have entitlement mentality, they can't bring new things to the table. What exactly have you brought to the table??
For you to even know that all Nigerian girls are hoes only makes you a male whóre (You're practically cheap).
You are the ones creating this hoes you cry of.
A lady being your partner can never offer you sex!!
You don't pay a lady money for sex unless she is a prostitute!!






NB: The word "some" was used in this writeup though it wasn't indicated (no generalizations).


I'm not supporting any gender



NB: All that is needed is an ANSWER to the question,don't come here and start singing your normal lullaby.

Now the BIG question as regards the topic;
#whatexactlydonigerianmenwant¿

cc lalasticlala,Dominique

I reached the emboldened and I actually thought you want to talk about morality and how premarital sex is bad but you were actually advising people to choose their sex partners wisely. Well, guess I overestimated you.

Vickyrotex, been a while.

900warriorz:



I dont even watch ball...but make I pretend say I know wetin dey sup too


Suarez scored 2 goals in his new club. Barca in trouble

Just comment 'chelsea will lose'.

BenDanor:
You are right anyways. They may lack common sense but they are "book-smart"

What do you mean by common sense here? What is the definition of sense?

Kusheer:
I haven’t know the day I will start having girlfriend
In my life
Omg nice couples

Son, you have to be, at least, in your year 3 before I'll allow you. I thought we've discussed this before? For now just think of passing WAEC first.

They just lifted half disgrunted stuff on twitter and brought it here. Truth is, he was really expressing his pains on his TL and how his fellow musicians don't got his back.

The number one rule in borrowing states that 'do not borrow what you can't give without feeling the impact'. Lending money is like staking a bet - consider such money gone and if (not 'when') it come back, be happy.
Just explain to your wife. If she believes and understand, fine. But if not, go borrow the money from someone else.

NLC & TUC betrayed us.

Quickly take her to see a neurologist and have them do a MRI scan on her. What you discribed there is symptom of brain tumor and what she experienced was a seizure. It's 35-45k for the scan in Abuja. She will have to go under the knife as well. Please be fast about this as the longer time taken, the faster the tumor spreads. I'm suspecting a grade I brain tumor. Be quick!

Chef2000

UyaiIncomparabl:
Di.ngbang-19.
Ishilov.e - 30
Acidosi.s- 38
Iamplat.o- 12
Sirmicha.el1- 15 (I wonder when you will grow up).

Sweet heart, I love you too.

After watching this match, anybody that is of the opinion that we will not retain the title, speak now and recieve some banters.

I don't support any of these clubs, i'm just here for the violence.

khanivorous:
And if he doesn't buy 2 top class strikers by end of the window, he should pray to find man City at 6th position by season end.
Everton, arsenal, Chelsea, Leicester City, Manchester United and ruthless Liverpool will all take positions first.

Gabriel jesus reminds me of emmanuel adebayo of arsenal

Sorry but manchester united has no place between 1-7 position this season.

Angelfrost:
Barcelona will regret that decision... I just hope Koeman made the right call there!!!

Suarez is still very ruthless and hungry as a striker!!! His touches and goal sense are still as prime as ever!

Which suarez ruthless? The one that runs like a wet concrete and has no goal scoring sense? That one? C'mon bro, let's be factual.

epicmadam:
Not in all cases, when you use organic made (made from organic fruits) there is no reason to be bothered.

All of you jumping on this ship saying organic this, organic that... Isn't organic a chemical compound too? Or doesn't it have a compound formula? All the organic stuff can be manufactured in a lab.

This is what happens when you jailbreak a phone. Any app can be granted root access and then begins to download stuff after you switch on your data. Could even download spywares and most times, you can't delete these apps 'cause they somehow manage to install themselves in the sys/system/app directory.

So upon all the porn this guy acted, upon all the scenes and actresses, na 7.5m naira he worth? Everything is now gone leaving him battling an undisclosed sickness.

dingbang:
nope, but in another local govt.. How far? Any show ?

Bida abi? I been wan reason something with you but as you no come dey Minna so, you no go know am.

dingbang:
Whoever looks at a woman lustfully has committed sin..


It didnt say


Whoever dresses seductively has committed sin..

Africans sef.

Are you in Minna?

Onogiede:
my biggest sin is adultery, finding hard to leave it but my flesh is weak,..God forgive me as are confess before u.

Adultery is for married folks. Are you married?

Princessbettyj:
Yh

Lol. I don't know why you don't know him. Well, maybe you were 'moya get inside' or 'omo pastor'

Amethyst111:
Although, I'm not too conversant with football but I'm sure they are not the first team to squander a 3 goal lead.


That they were able to silence Chelsea's noisy fans for 45 mins is enough for us.

If youre wondering who the 'us' are, na all of us #Bad_Belle_People#.

The last club to squander a 3 goal lead was Barca and they did it at anfield over a 90mins period. To think that Westbrom who got beat 5-2 by Leeds last week wouldn't go the ends of the earth to secure a win against a fumbling Chelsea, says a lot about how they'll span out of the premier league.

LOL. I also don't know much about football.

Amethyst111:
I said it! The moment Chelsea escapes with a draw, everywhere will become noisy.

West Brom, una no do well o. Everywhere would have been silent tonight.

Westbrom must go back to championship for a more deserving team in their stead. Losing a 3 goal lead? Nonsense!