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GarangDeMabior:
All these nonsense, See exactly what Christ did below

'Mr. Brown had thought of nothing but numbers. He should have known that the kingdom of God did not depend on large crowds. Our Lord Himself stressed the importance of fewness. Narrow is the way and few the number. To fill the Lord's holy temple with an idolatrous crowd clamoring for signs was a folly of everlasting consequence. Our Lord used the whip only once in His life - to drive the crowd away from His church."


If Christ our Lord will be here today, he will use whip to drive out Oyedepo, Adeboye, Ibiyeomie, Ben Akabueze, Daddy freeze and others away from his church.

The five thousand men that christ gathered were few right? Narrow trully is the way, and the way is through christ and that can be achieved through giving your life to him.

The more the congregation, the more the souls won.

A true show of an alpha.

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One would think that from all these nonsense you've pen down, an ex-player cannot become a super coach. Then you're left to wonder how Arsene Wenger, Pep Guardiola, etc did it.

As some rightly say, "you can find all sort of things on NL".

falcon01:
you know what we call piston abi? e don spoil

Lol. The piston don break.

Op, i'm afraid your fears are valid. You need to change the pistons and just hope that the broken part of the piston didn't break the cylinder block.

victorazyvictor:
Africa and funny hair style.

One of the reasons they don't go far.....
Focussing your dream, ambition, day goal on hair than future. See Pogba!

Lmao. You never see where messi bleach him hair? Na this stereotype dey distroy common man.

VicM6:
abi na, he was traveling at d speed of light.

Which speed of light?

VicM6:
but super man no melt na

Lol.

Offpoint:
I clearly stated "If the right amount of speed" is applied, I didn't specify the speed.

So it's not impossible if the right amount of speed can be achieve.

For now, the universal speed limit is speed the of light... In far future, we might discover we can break that limits.

You didn't see the heat from friction? You want to break that one too? With a golf ball? The speed is not even possible to achieve, not in this earth. 100times the speed of sound? Com'n man, let's be real.

Offpoint:
Very dumb write up...
Please don't display such ignorance on foreign forum, they may wonder from which planet you are from.

If a car running at the speed of10/kph hit you will you die? If same car accelerate at 150/kph hits will you survive?

Is like saying water is liquid, it can't cause anything any harm.


Was never a science student, but I'll advise you read about kinetic energy.

A golf ball is enough to destroy the entire planet if the right amount of speed is applied to it.

In as much as the op is wrong in her assumptions, your last paragraph isn't correct either.

When you talk about impact on hard bodies, you talk about momentum of the colliding bodies, not spead alone. In momentum, you're taught that M=mv, where m is the mass and v is the velocity of the object. V is speed per unit time(s).

Therefore, an object like a Golf ball weighing about 3kg will need a hundred of the speed of light (will need a hundred times of this c=3.10*10^8m/s) to distroy the earth whose mass is 5.972*10^24kg. Never possible bro.

The speed of light still remains unbreaken and to break even twice the speed of light is impossible. Even if it is, a golf ball cannot withstand the heat of friction at that speed. It will melt.

Inception:
You are intelligent.

that statement is wrong.

Even if the wife isn't sensible and rcognise the fact she owes a responsibility to her husband, the pastor should have sense na. How will you keep a married woman in your house to be doing house chores? He should tell her off to her home to do those chores.

And truthfully, most of these women don't even do house chores or cook at home but readily do that at a 'man of god's'. Some even argue that it brings about prosperity.

If i paid your bride price and you do this, i'm definitely gonna ask for a refund from the pastor or someone must refund me! He can't be having in his house what i paid for. What nonsense!

She might not even be sexually attracted to you. Might just be that she likes you and very free around you. If she hasn't made body contact with you, by accidentally touching your arms, stroking legs with yours or some physical, then reconsider the greenlight.

But if you indeed want to flee, save up some money and leave the house.

Vulcanheph:
Daddy freeze Is right and has always been right......i know that sometimes he goes a little too far, but most of the things he says are always correct (Even reno omokri said so himself), and he always backs himself with the Scriptures.......the only problem is that most Nigerians have been so religiously brain washed that we don't want to accept the truth.

You can fine many things wrong in the bible, will you also say because it is written in the bible too, then it is right?

kingsolomonjnr01:
Same here.
I was punished the day I travelled from pH city to Ibadan. It was a 12hrs journey.
I sat at the back seat.
I cried bitterly that day

That's why i usually book a day before i travel so as to book the front seat.

Hathor5:
The hash browns or the meal prep for the week?

Meal prep.

Hathor5:
Then make Prestonn's spaghetti with sea food. You can use prawns instead of scampis like I did. The recipe is easy but very delicious.



He has pictures of it too. Go to page two of his posts so that you have an idea what it looks like.

thanks. But it kinda looks difficult oh.

When am i learning the one you just did?

Hathor5:
I wouldn't say the meal prep looks like in an advert but it's going to give me the power I need in the next days so it's fine with me.

What do you want to learn? What does your wife like/dislike?

It does to me. Really.

She loves anything colourful with great taste, aroma and nutritional benefits.

Really, I just want something off the book, not bland.

Hathor5:
Meal prep for a very busy week. The more work, the healthier we should eat.

Quinoa, chicken, oven baked sweet potatoes with cauliflower and carrots.

How do you guys make food i only see in adverts? I bow in humble recognition, please teach me your ways. I want to suprise my wife.

What do i do to learn?

pocohantas:
Lol. You tried for your imaginary wife. Is that malt or stout? I sometimes see guys eating food with beer. How una dey do am abeg?

I made stew today. Thought I would have forgotten how to cook, been a while. Made with turkey and gizzard.

I know right? My wife always says the same, everytime.

It's malt and i don't drink beer. I want to look good for my very beautiful wife when i'm in my fifties as she in turn, wants to too.

You tried likewise.

Offpoint:
I belong to the "I don't give a F crew"
Once I got into the bus, plugged on my headphone... That's it, nothing matters to me even if the bus narrowly escape accident..I don't just bulge.

No stretching of legs
No peeing
No talking to nobody

5hrs or 10hrs journey, no sh*the given

Are you a short person? 'cause i don't think a tall person will not stretch his legs in 10hrs sitting alone. I sit in a vehicle for 2 straight and i don't feel my legs anymore.

KrazyDave16:
I'm tall but I love sitting at the back, especially by the window.
But if I see toddlers ehn, na front seat o.

When i sit at the back for more than 10mins, blood supply cuts from my legs as a result of my knees extending and pushing the seat at the front and my back/ass pushing back at my seat, so everywhere is tight.

But if it's a luxurous bus, omo na back oh.

I belong to the front sit, no go type. Due to my height and long legs, i usually don't find comfort when sitting at the back.

After picking my darling wife from work this evening, look what I made for her. Her fav!!

Pocohantas, UyaiIncomparabl and Chii59

#WorldBestHusband

Most of you don't even know that Mynd44 pushes snake thread to FP too. He hates the creature and loves them dead.

mightyhazell:
how did u kill it pls?


I'm researching on effective ways to kill snakes.. personally I prefer using missiles like heavy stones or metals, or using long poles.. where handguns are not available

What in the fvck?!

Chii59:
I think this mentality is only restricted to Nigerian women. I'm sure if that guy married a white woman, he wouldn't dare to ask her cook for whoever for any reason.

Hocus pocus. Yet another bogus statement and yet again, more falacies.

Due to your infinitesimal value on the myopic reasoning scale, you have failed to realize -maybe owned to the fact of your shallow reasoning, that white families host guests from time to time with mostly their husbands doing the grillings, while the wives man the kitchen. The guest of the husband is also the wife's and vice versa.

If you'll bring references, make sure to verify them before airing them. The world is constantly rotating, therefore, stop circulating ignorance with it. Be wise.

Racoon:
https://www.thecable.ng/buharis-shock-therapy-for-nigerians/amp

It was a good read. Glad I read it.

Joemetry:
You can still make your point without textine with a Chinese phone.

Doesn't change the fact that chinese gadgets are substandard.

mariahAngel:
Excuse you??

Why're you going on a rampage sharing my posts? Know what, don't bother.

mariahAngel:
Why?

Kinda like you've been drawing my attention. You got my attention, now what?

MariahAngel, you he or she?

Jeez! If at this stage your goal isn't to leave nigeria, maybe it's time for a rethink.